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Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless
Thopter? drat near killed 'er!

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sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









JacquelineDempsey posted:

proposal: a planet for "responsible BG breeding" and "spice production"

reality: a man falls down a rockslide into a sietch. upon lighting a glo-globe he spies rows upon rows of Fremen. grabbing the nearest one by the shoulders, he shakes him madly yelling "my jihadi have you tried the Water of Life"

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
Millions of sietches, sietches for free/
millions of sietches, all drinking pee

the heebie-gbs
Apr 23, 2007

♫ twerrrmmmmm ♫
       /
:sax:

priznat posted:

Millions of sietches, sietches for free/
millions of sietches, all drinking pee

outstanding

also ffs is there any way to convince WB that producing the second film immediately will get it immediate cult status? like, come on. the long tail penetrates the box office

Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

I feel bad for you Siona, I got 99 problems but a sietch ain't one

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the Honored Matres. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"

the heebie-gbs
Apr 23, 2007

♫ twerrrmmmmm ♫
       /
:sax:

Pham Nuwen posted:

issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the Honored Matres. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"

lol for real

General Battuta
Feb 7, 2011

This is how you communicate with a fellow intelligence: you hurt it, you keep on hurting it, until you can distinguish the posts from the screams.

Pham Nuwen posted:

issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the Honored Matres. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"

post/avatar

General Battuta
Feb 7, 2011

This is how you communicate with a fellow intelligence: you hurt it, you keep on hurting it, until you can distinguish the posts from the screams.

JacquelineDempsey posted:

proposal: a planet for "responsible BG breeding" and "spice production"

reality: a man falls down a rockslide into a sietch. upon lighting a glo-globe he spies rows upon rows of Fremen. grabbing the nearest one by the shoulders, he shakes him madly yelling "my jihadi have you tried the Water of Life"

:burger: :five: :burger:

Prolonged Panorama
Dec 21, 2007
Holy hookrat Sally smoking crack in the alley!



Politic's is back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (D-wolf Howl)

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
Kill wuhad this thread is WET

Ingmar terdman
Jul 24, 2006

if your grave doesnt say "guy" on it you are automatically drafted into the other memory

General Battuta
Feb 7, 2011

This is how you communicate with a fellow intelligence: you hurt it, you keep on hurting it, until you can distinguish the posts from the screams.

Ingmar terdman posted:

if your grave doesnt say "guy" on it you are automatically drafted into the other memory

Ya ya yawm!

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Duncan is there yelling how he won't be anyone's stud. Suddenly gets pushed aside

" Heya, I'm CHAD BROSKI, and here's my application" and then just flexes his biceps.

Prolonged Panorama
Dec 21, 2007
Holy hookrat Sally smoking crack in the alley!



ah, So u persecute Memory Baron just because he has different beliefs? Do Tell. (girls get mad at me) Sorry. Im sorry. Im trying to remove it

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
My large adult sons have made a mess of the Chapterhouse again after being riled up by the good word of Muad'dib

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Do you think Leto II would be impressed with an iPhone

Prolonged Panorama
Dec 21, 2007
Holy hookrat Sally smoking crack in the alley!



Probably, but when he found out what the inventors do with them he'd have the planet glassed and all records destroyed.

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Johnny Aztec posted:

Do you think Leto II would be impressed with an iPhone

iDistrans

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Johnny Aztec posted:

Do you think Leto II would be impressed with an iPhone

Ixian treachery

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless
It seems like the Tleilaxu come out with a brand new iDaho every few years, very conveniently just after you've accidentally crushed your old one or it tried to kill you. It's a total scam.

Prolonged Panorama
Dec 21, 2007
Holy hookrat Sally smoking crack in the alley!



At least they haven't tried to update the firmware. They got that right on the first model :heysexy:

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
“Hwi, route my royal rascal to Sietch Tuono”
“Rerouting.. over a rickety bridge”
“I’m sure that’s fine”

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

While you were exploiting the planet I was studying the crysknife

A Festivus Miracle
Dec 19, 2012

I have come to discourse on the profound inequities of the American political system.

3500 years of making the BG cry just cuz of one lil ol' Spicy Hand Box

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Aaaauuuugh! Reverend Mother, you rat!

Martman
Nov 20, 2006

Prolonged Priapism posted:

ah, So u persecute Memory Baron just because he has different beliefs? Do Tell. (girls get mad at me) Sorry. Im sorry. Im trying to remove it
By the end of Children I started picturing Alia-Baron as Jon Lovitz's "yeah, that's the ticket" guy

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
from an old cspam post, of all places

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

General Battuta
Feb 7, 2011

This is how you communicate with a fellow intelligence: you hurt it, you keep on hurting it, until you can distinguish the posts from the screams.
How long will it take to capture Arrakeen? 2 days
Will Duke Leto be killed? Yes
Total local civillian casualties: 500 dead
Total Atreides military casualties: 3000 dead
Total Harkonnen military casualties: 15 dead
Will the Atreides house troops hold the lines? No
Will Gurney Halleck fight to the end? No
Will house atomics be used on invading troops?: Yes
Will Duke Leto launch attacks on the Fremen? Yes
Will Duke Leto launch attacks on House Corrino? No
-If yes; will the Padishah Emperor retaliate harshly? Yes
Will Duke Leto sacrifice Arrakeen (lasgun/shield it)? No
Will the Fremen make a grab for independence? Yes
Will the Landsraad do anything silly like try for a CHOAM directorship? Yes
Will Duke Leto burn the spice reserves? Yes
How long will House Harkonnen be occupying Arrakis? ~15 centuries
Will the war catalyze increased terrorism in the faufreluches?No
In the long run, will this war be good or bad for the Imperium? Good

Anne Frank Funk
Nov 4, 2008

General Battuta posted:

How long will it take to capture Arrakeen? 2 days
Will Duke Leto be killed? Yes
Total local civillian casualties: 500 dead
Total Atreides military casualties: 3000 dead
Total Harkonnen military casualties: 15 dead
Will the Atreides house troops hold the lines? No
Will Gurney Halleck fight to the end? No
Will house atomics be used on invading troops?: Yes
Will Duke Leto launch attacks on the Fremen? Yes
Will Duke Leto launch attacks on House Corrino? No
-If yes; will the Padishah Emperor retaliate harshly? Yes
Will Duke Leto sacrifice Arrakeen (lasgun/shield it)? No
Will the Fremen make a grab for independence? Yes
Will the Landsraad do anything silly like try for a CHOAM directorship? Yes
Will Duke Leto burn the spice reserves? Yes
How long will House Harkonnen be occupying Arrakis? ~15 centuries
Will the war catalyze increased terrorism in the faufreluches?No
In the long run, will this war be good or bad for the Imperium? Good

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

from the top, no more crops
That's a dry-rear end planet
get a thopter and Hawat
That's some dry-rear end planet
I'm talking DUNC, DUNC, DUNC

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Now here's a little story I've got to tell
About the man Maud'dib you know so well
It started way back in history
With Agamemnon and the Benne G

I had a little wormy named Shai Hulud
Just me and my mormy and a litrejon
Riding across the land kicking up sand
Baron's posse on my tail 'cause I'm in demand
One lonely 'tredies I be
All by myself without nobody
The sun is beating down on my stillsuit hat
The air is gettin' hot for this aristocrat

Lookin' for a girl I ran into a guy
His name it was Jamis, I said, "Howdy" he said, "Die"
He told a little story that sounded well rehearsed
Four days from the sietch and i'd be dying of thirst
The blade was in my hand and he was on my tip
His voice was hoarse, his throat was dry and he asked me for a sip
He said, "Can I get some?"
I said, you can't get none!
Had a chance to run
He pulled out his lasgun
Quick on the draw, I thought I'd be dead
He put the gun to my head and this is what he said,

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Guess who's back, back again
Duncan's back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back?
Guess who's back, guess who's back?
Guess who's back, guess who's back?
Guess who's back?

I got squashed by a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Duncan mouth off
They want a stud, I'm chopped liver

ColTim
Oct 29, 2011
yo momma so (water) fat she

Horizon Burning
Oct 23, 2019
:discourse:
turning a big dial taht says "Jihad" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right

Ingmar terdman
Jul 24, 2006

"is leto a libertarian" - the greatest thread in history locked after 5,000 years of heated debate

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Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

Wingnut Ninja posted:

It seems like the Tleilaxu come out with a brand new iDaho every few years, very conveniently just after you've accidentally crushed your old one or it tried to kill you. It's a total scam.

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