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Anime Bernie Bro posted:granny had a tp bucket on her estate because her septic system was weak af  edit: aw gently caress... uhh mitch mcconnells dead, decaying limbs lol God Hole has issued a correction as of 06:54 on Jun 10, 2021 |
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Toph Bei Fong posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/hkdjq1/my_22m_girlfriend_23f_is_mortified_and_enraged/ holy poo poo that's loving disgusting absolutely gross blegh e: oh loving hell he ATE IT? i hope she broke up with him Alobar has issued a correction as of 08:51 on Jun 10, 2021 |
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Private Cumshoe posted:Obama barely hinted at doing fuckall and people still thought he would do poo poo, and were somehow disappointed when he failed the only people who think he tried and failed is conservatives. liberals somehow believe obama succeeded and leftists know he never tried at all.
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Jun 10, 2021 09:24
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God Hole posted:
Prince Charles' fingers
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Jun 10, 2021 10:12
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In Sweden in 1991 and 1992 there was a psycho who went around shooting random people. He shot 11 people but since he used a lovely gun or something only one of his victims died. All of the victims were immigrants. He used a laser sight so the media called him Lasermannen ("the Laser Man"). In february of 1992 Carl Bildt (then prime minister) and Birgit Friggebo (then minister of culture) went to Rinkeby. It's a suburb of Stockholm where the vast majority of residents are immigrants. For obvious reasons the event ended up a bit chaotic and Birgit Friggebo attempted to calm things down. She did this by asking everyone to sing "We Shall Overcome". It's so insanely embarrassing that I can only bring myself to watch the footage a few seconds at a time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQakZce3GhQ&t=93s
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Just remembered that one time the Swedish police hosed up the response to a bank robbery so drat hard that one of the hostages empathised with the thieves simply because they were significantly less likely to get her killed than the police, and rather than accept they hosed up an entirely new psychiatric diagnosis was pulled out of a police psychiatrist's arse (You may have heard of it)
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Toph Bei Fong posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/hkdjq1/my_22m_girlfriend_23f_is_mortified_and_enraged/ this story is a fuckeing farce, the toilet wouldnt overflow again. the chicken is already displacing water and would cause the float to shut off early leaving a little less water in the tank than normal. what i suspect happened is that he left the chicken in the toilet and forgot it and they continued to use the toilet as normal for days. the girlfriend was noticing that the toilet was not as efficient at removing waste and mentioned this to boyfriend. he, suddenly and shamefully remembering the forgotten chicken, just claims it is probably her unhealthy diet causing larger and denser stools that is causing the toilet to struggle. he continues to gas light her about it for weeks until she goes into a depression and goes into the bathroom to hang herself. as she is hanging the noose she slips on the porcelain and smacks her head on the toilet and has a premonition about a device that would enable a person to travel backwards through time. before she can scribble down the details she notices something in the remains of the broken toilet - the now rotten forgotten upper decker chicken - and has a realization... ...turns out she WASNT eating too much pf changs!
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Jun 10, 2021 13:05
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Echo Chamber posted:Obama watched that scene in Fleabag where Fleabag pleasured herself by watching Obama and then Obama told everyone to watch the show. Also, Obama's an incel. And Trump hosed a pornstar lmao
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Jun 10, 2021 13:08
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Reverend Zero posted:this story is a fuckeing farce, the toilet wouldnt overflow again. the chicken is already displacing water and would cause the float to shut off early leaving a little less water in the tank than normal. Fund it
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Jun 10, 2021 13:13
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The rest of the world knocks America for installing wider plumbing to accommodate gigantic shits but just lmao at having a wastebasket of shitpaper aerating into the open air. I guess you empty that out every time you take a poo poo? Like taking it out of the house and putting it directly in the bin outside? Hope your partner/family/roommates are pulling their weight and not just leaving it for you to deal with!
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Jun 10, 2021 13:26
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when Biden said that a child looked like a pretty 19 year old on national TV like a week ago
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remember that time both major presidential candidates had credible claims of sexual assault against them lol that was pretty uhhh funny?
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Reverend Zero posted:this story is a fuckeing farce, the toilet wouldnt overflow again. the chicken is already displacing water and would cause the float to shut off early leaving a little less water in the tank than normal. Hollywood has the funds to do a lovely remake of Force Majeure and a Hilary Duff vehicle about Sharon Tate having nightmares and seeing subliminal messages before she's killed, but won't touch the best dark comedy/psychological drama of 2021? Shameful.
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Toph Bei Fong posted:Hollywood has the funds to do a lovely remake of Force Majeure and a Hilary Duff vehicle about Sharon Tate having nightmares and seeing subliminal messages before she's killed, but won't touch the best dark comedy/psychological drama of 2021? they're giving Another Round the force majeure treatment and it's going to be a loving trainwreck, it will just not work as an american comedy imo
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Kate McKinnon and Bari Weiss used to date
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Dixie chicks being cancel cultured by the right before that was even a term lol
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Jerry Nadler waddling away from a podium with pants full of poo poo
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zegermans posted:Jerry Nadler waddling away from a podium with pants full of poo poo
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Toph Bei Fong posted:Kate McKinnon and Bari Weiss used to date Bari Weiss is better at jokes
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zegermans posted:Jerry Nadler waddling away from a podium with pants full of poo poo
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Private Cumshoe posted:Bari Weiss is better at jokes 
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Jun 10, 2021 23:17
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When stupid people thought the Cold War was over.
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Jun 11, 2021 00:32
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3D Megadoodoo posted:When stupid people thought the Cold War was over.
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when hydra tells captain america he is the apex of their ambitions
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Tubgoat posted:When dumber people thought the nazis lost WWII. Go on...
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big boi posted:Go on... We hung like half a dozen of the ones either too famous to let go or useless enough to offer as a blood sacrifice then gave the other 98% a giant pile of money and command of NATO as long as they pinky promised to only go after the reds next time.
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Tubgoat posted:When dumber people thought the nazis lost WWII. big boi posted:Go on... https://twitter.com/robrousseau/status/1400171137846423563 if you check the replies and the quote tweets to this, a lot of people thought that this completely anodyne statement was egregiously wrong then... https://twitter.com/robrousseau/status/1403179312585613313
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Tubgoat posted:When dumber people thought the nazis lost WWII. I think they did lose that war, but losing the war didn't make them go away. Nazis are like cancer.
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I'm thinking about Barbara Walters chastising Corey Feldman for saying there are pedophiles in Hollywood. She seems like a particularly ghoulish character
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i genuinely lost my poo poo when he brought up bill cosby
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3D Megadoodoo posted:I think they did lose that war, but losing the war didn't make them go away. Nazis are like cancer. More of an allergic reaction really
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Like, just look at a drat map, all the death camps were in the east because the entire plan was to kill everyone except a small slave contingent to the east of Germany
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Spergin Morlock posted:I'm thinking about Barbara Walters chastising Corey Feldman for saying there are pedophiles in Hollywood. She seems like a particularly ghoulish character she is
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3D Megadoodoo posted:I think they did lose that war, but losing the war didn't make them go away. Nazis are like cancer. lost the war but won the peace, just like the confederates
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Spergin Morlock posted:I'm thinking about Barbara Walters chastising Corey Feldman for saying there are pedophiles in Hollywood. She seems like a particularly ghoulish character She was in epsteins black book
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paul_soccer12 posted:She was in epsteins black book lol of course
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StashAugustine posted:More of an allergic reaction really Or an autoimmune disorder
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