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Decentralized vaccination records: if a majority of attendees put a NFT on the blockchain that links to ivebeenvaccinated.com, then all attendees have been vaccinated.
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# ? Jun 10, 2021 23:13 |
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unfortunately, they had to push the summer deadline to next year for their proof-of-stick implementation
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# ? Jun 10, 2021 23:19 |
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Actually this is good for bitcoin. Thin out the hodlers, your hodling coins go up up up!!
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# ? Jun 10, 2021 23:25 |
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Wrong kind of super spreader!
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# ? Jun 10, 2021 23:26 |
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Checkmate bitcoin haters, https://uk.finance.yahoo.com/news/el-salvador-energy-volcanoes-bitcoin-082346002.html El Salvador is gonna use volcanos to mine for bitcoins.
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# ? Jun 10, 2021 23:52 |
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Tenzarin posted:Checkmate bitcoin haters, https://uk.finance.yahoo.com/news/el-salvador-energy-volcanoes-bitcoin-082346002.html El Salvador is gonna use volcanos to mine for bitcoins. That's great. So they're gonna throw bitcoin enthusiasts into the volcano, right?
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# ? Jun 10, 2021 23:56 |
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tango alpha delta posted:issuing and revoking private keys must be done by some kind of central authority. any legitimate keystore also must be controlled by a central authority. by definition, any kind of good security must be completely independent of consensus, so what you are describing cannot fit into the block chain model at all. Anyway, blockchain's ability to decentralize isn't really drawing any corporate hopefuls. There will be a central authority to a blockchain, fueled by the same trust we use for current data interchange. The joke about blockchain is we've already managed B2B with this sort of central authority. We have standard EDIs through ANSI, GS1 etc that big players then say "haha that's cute but we also want XYZ." It's now a new excuse for IT standard investment in a way for the little guys to get exactly what the big guys want withoit proclamations about how your perfectly standard EDI is wrong every 6 months. Rogue insiders is one of the things blockchain wants to help fix even. If you know the interchange addresses and ports and foibles about how a business deals with accounts payable EDIs you can (and I thought people had) send junk EDIs directing payment for unserved invoices into a personal bank account. If you're not registered in the blockchain you won't have credentials to issue an invoice and there's one more failsafe against IT insiders (never gonna have any worthwhile protection against business insiders but thats just a price of useful trust).
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# ? Jun 11, 2021 00:04 |
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BasiliskCoin. Every one you own takes a hundred years off your time in computer simulation purgatory created by an AI a million years in the future. Invest now and save and your soul. e: I honestly didn't realise when I made this post that I was reinventing "indulgences" from first principles. Prurient Squid fucked around with this message at 01:20 on Jun 11, 2021 |
# ? Jun 11, 2021 01:09 |
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zedprime posted:Rogue insiders is one of the things blockchain wants to help fix even. If you know the interchange addresses and ports and foibles about how a business deals with accounts payable EDIs you can (and I thought people had) send junk EDIs directing payment for unserved invoices into a personal bank account. If you're not registered in the blockchain you won't have credentials to issue an invoice and there's one more failsafe against IT insiders (never gonna have any worthwhile protection against business insiders but thats just a price of useful trust).
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# ? Jun 11, 2021 01:30 |
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https://twitter.com/ToxicBitcoiner/status/1402679594403221507
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# ? Jun 11, 2021 01:50 |
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God, poo poo like this just ruins my fapping in this thread. Nothing more heartbreaking than a poor bastard that’s a true believer in the grift. Well, lots of things are more heartbreaking. But it’s still sad. tehinternet fucked around with this message at 12:31 on Jun 11, 2021 |
# ? Jun 11, 2021 02:28 |
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InternetJunky posted:If only there were some other solution for a company just blindly paying any invoice that is sent to them. This is a problem dating back to telegrams and faxes in being recognizable as modern wire fraud. There's a moving target here whether blockchain helps or not.
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# ? Jun 11, 2021 02:33 |
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zedprime posted:We're all listening as dishing out IT and business process knowledge for GBS is the secondary reason for the thread but modern accounts payable I've known to be something tossed over the fence to off shore who review once before sending to be rubber stamped in mass by someone with an important title but unimportant salary until maybe/maybe not being audited at some point that year. There's a lot of room to Office Space in the dumb corporate processes which are worried more about what date a debit hits than overall accuracy but I guess that isn't ITs problem. I know it's an issue, but you can't solve human laziness and stupidity with a blockchain. What probably happens is that whatever the process is to get registered on the blockchain as an external vendor will just be exploited instead. Meanwhile you've now anchored your whole company with some stupid blockchain technology that, while it may address this very specific case, has now broken all the other stuff you used to be able to do with had you just kept that info in a database.
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# ? Jun 11, 2021 02:56 |
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personally i incorporated the blockchain into everything i do cause i was too lazy to learn sql
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# ? Jun 11, 2021 03:14 |
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InternetJunky posted:I know it's an issue, but you can't solve human laziness and stupidity with a blockchain. What probably happens is that whatever the process is to get registered on the blockchain as an external vendor will just be exploited instead. Meanwhile you've now anchored your whole company with some stupid blockchain technology that, while it may address this very specific case, has now broken all the other stuff you used to be able to do with had you just kept that info in a database.
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# ? Jun 11, 2021 03:27 |
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Anyone remember toner pirates?
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# ? Jun 11, 2021 08:13 |
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Hello Sailor posted:Decentralized vaccination records: if a majority of attendees put a NFT on the blockchain that links to ivebeenvaccinated.com, then all attendees have been vaccinated. not being vaccinated is already documented in the wiki so it'll be fixed soon
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# ? Jun 11, 2021 08:44 |
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CSM posted:In other news, Bitcoin Miami was a super spreader event: Yeah it was super spreading Knowledge of BITCOIN
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# ? Jun 11, 2021 09:01 |
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I wonder if prices are going up only because people can't cash out, only cash in.
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# ? Jun 11, 2021 11:14 |
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Bleusilences posted:I wonder if prices are going up only because people can't cash out, only cash in. I mean in this thread somebody paid off their mortgage or whatever so there is some kind of arcane pathway to get out and some people clearly make that cash money off the backs of poor souls stuck holding the bag hoping soon someone else will be. The exchanges are super shady from what it seems like. When the big crash happened a month ago or whatever from 60k to 30k, they all mysteriously had "api issues" or "server issues" or whatever, and it's obvious that they straight up disabled trading and cashing out to stop the run, and then the true believers are all earnestly saying "binance needs to upgrade their infrastructure so it doesn't happen again" while punching in their CC details to buy the dip. Just a super weird dissonance and they'd be the first to levy the same accusation were this to happen in any other situation.
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# ? Jun 11, 2021 11:23 |
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Shrimp or Shrimps posted:The exchanges are super shady from what it seems like. When the big crash happened a month ago or whatever from 60k to 30k, they all mysteriously had "api issues" or "server issues" or whatever, and it's obvious that they straight up disabled trading and cashing out to stop the run, and then the true believers are all earnestly saying "binance needs to upgrade their infrastructure so it doesn't happen again" while punching in their CC details to buy the dip. "Technical issues" when the market is going nuts has been happening in crypto for about a decade now, but it was funny to see the difference when Robinhood started doing the same poo poo with real money and it took about five seconds before motherfucking CONGRESS was getting involved to call them idiots
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# ? Jun 11, 2021 11:55 |
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Well I mean, earlier this week, I had one of my client complaining that he couldn't get any email from a big exchange and nothing from their domain name hit the server in the last 24 hours. I always knew it's hard to cash out crypto, especially from exchange. The exchange act likes banks in the early 1900s, as soon as there is a run for the money they close.
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# ? Jun 11, 2021 11:55 |
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Funds are safu.
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# ? Jun 11, 2021 13:52 |
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buttcoin
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# ? Jun 11, 2021 14:12 |
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Karia posted:My advisor asked one of his classes if they had any ideas about the future of cybersecurity for protecting manufacturing operations. He was looking to start some discussion about potential attack vectors, issues with industry adoption. Some of the big issues right now are how to securely transfer classified military part designs and manufacturing processes so they can't be stolen or altered in-transit.
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# ? Jun 11, 2021 14:22 |
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Galewolf posted:Funds are safu. Funds are snafu
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# ? Jun 11, 2021 15:21 |
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Honky Dong Country posted:buttcoin Wikipedia posted:A mantra is a sacred utterance, a numinous sound, a syllable, word or phonemes, or group of words in Sanskrit, Pali or Goon known by practitioners to have religious, magical or financial powers. I believe!
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# ? Jun 11, 2021 16:19 |
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Bleusilences posted:The exchange act likes banks in the early 1900s, as soon as there is a run for the money they close. Since at least MtGOX E Magic the Gathering Online eXchange, for the uninitiated.
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# ? Jun 11, 2021 18:05 |
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boy, this El Salvador thing sure sounds great: https://twitter.com/StateCommon/status/1403234374695284736 We make it super-easy to send dollars to El Salvador! You simply give us some dollars, then we mumble something unintelligible about bitcoin, and then we hand your recipient some not-dollars!
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# ? Jun 11, 2021 19:01 |
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How the hell is putting Tether on anything not a "THIS IS FRAUD" black mark a this point "Synthetic digital dollar".... how are people this loving stupid
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# ? Jun 11, 2021 19:10 |
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Mercury_Storm posted:How the hell is putting Tether on anything not a "THIS IS FRAUD" black mark a this point Bitcoin: There is always more, and it is always worse
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# ? Jun 11, 2021 19:55 |
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If the economy is an engine, synthetic dollars are obviously better for it's healthy lubrication.
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# ? Jun 11, 2021 19:56 |
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can't wait for the Saturday 6AM infomercials about duracoin showing an exchange running for 24hrs with no actual money
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# ? Jun 11, 2021 20:03 |
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me, a cryptocurrencyist: i firmly believe in cryptocurrency because evil governments issue fiat money, crypto is pure and i will fight people on the internet over it also me: i am so glad that el salavador is accepting bitcoin that i will willfully ignore the things the government has done... BITCOIN! also me: i see nothing wrong at all with tether. so what if they hold tons of commercial paper no one is able to account for? that's fine. so what if no one in that space has ever heard of tether buying up any commercial paper? that's fine too. and oh, they have like 3 employees running something supposedly worth billions of dollars? also fine. they're just really efficient. that's the power of CRYPTO!
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# ? Jun 11, 2021 20:18 |
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https://twitter.com/RichScotford/status/1402316751275233288?s=20 This is someone I used to know IRL who went full on buttcoin shill. I did laugh at this one though. He was trying to post a picture from the movie Zulu, about Rorkes Drift where the British soldiers fought off 4000 zulu warriors. But instead he posted a pic from the movie Zulu Dawn which is about the earlier battle of Isandlwana where the soldiers all got utterly massacred. He intended it to be a good metaphor for bitcoin, and it accidentally turned out to be a great metaphor for bitcoin.
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# ? Jun 11, 2021 22:11 |
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Mercury_Storm posted:How the hell is putting Tether on anything not a "THIS IS FRAUD" black mark a this point I'll only have organic dollars so I'll be passing on that one.
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# ? Jun 11, 2021 22:18 |
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https://youarenotsosmart.com/2019/04/09/yanss-150-belief-change-blindness/ My shitcoin portfolio is having a fun month: Oh well. See you round friends. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LyG0S_arq8 Bitcoin Lestat fucked around with this message at 23:55 on Jun 11, 2021 |
# ? Jun 11, 2021 23:47 |
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Number go down?
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# ? Jun 11, 2021 23:50 |
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Big Beef City posted:Number go down?
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Big Beef City posted:Number go down?
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