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hiddenriverninja: May 10, 2013; life is locomotion
keep moving
trust that you'll find your way

The 90s were a wild time for imagining the farfetched poo poo that hackers could do

# ? Jun 11, 2021 22:20

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# ? Jun 3, 2024 14:31

MH Knights: Aug 4, 2007

Darthemed posted:

The Good Guys #9 (1994)

drat, that girl did not skid arm day.

# ? Jun 12, 2021 00:06

Uthor: Jul 9, 2006; Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Gotta lift if you wanna be cyberworthy.

# ? Jun 12, 2021 00:40

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

I remember back when carrying a computer around required arms like that.

"It's portable!"

# ? Jun 12, 2021 00:42

hiddenriverninja: May 10, 2013; life is locomotion
keep moving
trust that you'll find your way

someone please photoshop a printer into those arms

# ? Jun 12, 2021 03:58

Dareon: Apr 6, 2009; by vyelkin

TheCenturion posted:

I have a soft spot for absolutely horrible interpretations of what's going on in the intertubes. It's not good, it's never good, but it's just so earnest I have to respect the hustle.

Bruceski posted:

I remember back when carrying a computer around required arms like that.

"It's portable!"

I had a Kaypro 4 back in the day (This day was not quite as far back as one might think), and I have had desktop towers that were smaller and weighed less than that "portable".

# ? Jun 12, 2021 05:45

Proteus Jones: Feb 28, 2013

Dareon posted:

I had a Kaypro 4 back in the day (This day was not quite as far back as one might think), and I have had desktop towers that were smaller and weighed less than that "portable".

My dad was issued a Compaq portable back in the mid 80s and my brother and I would use Multimate on it to do homework assignments. And then print it on our daisy wheel printer.

edit: poo poo. Forgot what thread I was in.

Here have Frank being a massive dick.

Proteus Jones fucked around with this message at 10:01 on Jun 12, 2021

# ? Jun 12, 2021 09:58

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

hiddenriverninja posted:

someone please photoshop a printer into those arms

Reported for horney.

# ? Jun 12, 2021 15:02

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

The Grim Ghost #2 (1975)

And right-to-left.

Chibi-Usa's Picture Diary #2 (1994)

# ? Jun 12, 2021 16:37

ManiacClown: May 30, 2002; Gone, gone, O honky man,
And rise the M.C. Etrigan!

TheCenturion posted:

This sounds like he's planning something decidedly improper.

# ? Jun 12, 2021 16:40

TwoPair: Mar 28, 2010; Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta; Grimey Drawer

War of the Realms - Journey into Mystery #3: Road trip with an assorted bunch of heroes and also Thori, self-appointed god of dogs

# ? Jun 12, 2021 18:26

Bucnasti: Aug 14, 2012; I'll Fetch My Sarcasm Robes

TwoPair posted:

War of the Realms - Journey into Mystery #3: Road trip with an assorted bunch of heroes and also Thori, self-appointed god of dogs

Every single panel of War of the Realms that includes Thori is a treasure.

# ? Jun 13, 2021 01:59

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

TwoPair posted:

War of the Realms - Journey into Mystery #3: Road trip with an assorted bunch of heroes and also Thori, self-appointed god of dogs

Pizza Thori oneshot when?

# ? Jun 13, 2021 18:34

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Haunted #41 (1979)

Weird Fantasy #4 (1993)

# ? Jun 14, 2021 13:08

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Darthemed posted:

Haunted #41 (1979)

They found Groverhaus.

# ? Jun 14, 2021 14:24

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Bizarre Adventures #27 (1981)
Yes, that's Jean Grey.

Spawn #9 (1993)

# ? Jun 15, 2021 14:17

SimonChris: Apr 24, 2008; The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.; Grimey Drawer

Super Dan posted:

Yep. Action Comics #12.

From the Funny Forum Quotes thread. Superman declares war on cars.

# ? Jun 17, 2021 19:53

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Echo of Futurepast #3 (1984)

Shock SuspenStories #5 (1993)

# ? Jun 17, 2021 21:13

Kwyndig: Sep 23, 2006; Heeeeeey

Darthemed posted:

Shock SuspenStories #5 (1993)

1993? I would have expected something like that from the heyday of EC comics, not the 90s. Also it depends on if their humans are farmed or free range.

# ? Jun 17, 2021 22:47

evilmiera: Dec 14, 2009; Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

You know, I have to agree here. Why did they put a glass window on a chimney? Wouldn't it just catch on fire or melt the moment you lit something?

Edit: It might not be a chimney, given how gigantic it is and they already have one to the side there, but it has the exact same colours.

# ? Jun 17, 2021 23:41

TwoPair: Mar 28, 2010; Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta; Grimey Drawer

Infinity Countdown #5

# ? Jun 18, 2021 00:08

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

What's up, a stilt?

# ? Jun 18, 2021 00:13

Saoshyant: Oct 26, 2010

3D Megadoodoo posted:

What's up, a stilt?

Only a small minded person would think he would use all that power to summon a stilt.

It was two stilts!

# ? Jun 18, 2021 00:15

Dareon: Apr 6, 2009; by vyelkin

3D Megadoodoo posted:

What's up, a stilt?

Not much, you?

# ? Jun 18, 2021 00:21

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

I would never underestimate a Stilt-Man who casually eats a pop-tart on the street mid-conversation.

# ? Jun 18, 2021 00:23

Cassius Belli: May 22, 2010; horny is prohibited

Ghostlight posted:

I would never underestimate a Stilt-Man who casually eats a pop-tart on the street mid-conversation.

He's using a handkerchief to wipe away the nosebleed he got from trying to use his yellow-voice command power on Dr. Strange.

# ? Jun 18, 2021 00:29

thetoughestbean: Apr 27, 2013; Keep On Shroomin

Saw this at my local comics and games store

Was the editing done by John Q Goku

# ? Jun 18, 2021 00:49

Dareon: Apr 6, 2009; by vyelkin

I don't know who that space/demon cat is, but he is a perfect darling cinnamon roll.

# ? Jun 18, 2021 15:17

Saoshyant: Oct 26, 2010

Who's the bearded guy even?

Edit: from looking up "sleeper cat marvel", the cat's a symbiote partenered with Eddie Brock, so I'm gonna guess that's him there. Why is Marvel still selling books about the stupid symbiotes? Turning one into a cat is novel, for sure, but c'mon.

Saoshyant fucked around with this message at 15:24 on Jun 18, 2021

# ? Jun 18, 2021 15:22

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Saoshyant posted:

Who's the bearded guy even?

Edit: from looking up "sleeper cat marvel", the cat's a symbiote partenered with Eddie Brock, so I'm gonna guess that's him there. Why is Marvel still selling books about the stupid symbiotes? Turning one into a cat is novel, for sure, but c'mon.

Because people buy them.

Also Donny Cates loves them.

# ? Jun 18, 2021 15:51

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Kwyndig posted:

1993? I would have expected something like that from the heyday of EC comics, not the 90s. Also it depends on if their humans are farmed or free range.

Boring answer: The copy I read was a reprint issue. To keep things clear on details of revisions, etc., I list the version I actually read as the source. The original story was from 1952.