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Ornamental Dingbat posted:I agree with DC's stance on not having their characters do sex stuff because nobody wants to see teenage superman blasting supersonic loads through the walls of his parents' outhouse. There's been LOTS of instances in the comics where DC superheroes got their gently caress on (Superman very nearly starred in a porno in one comic and was only stopped at the last second but they specifically clarified that their characters don't do oral because "Heroes don't do that." It's all very weird. There's also this Neil Gaiman anecdote: quote:“I wanted to put a reference to masturbation in one of the scripts for the Sandman. It was immediately cut by the editor [Karen Berger]. She told me, "There's no masturbation in the DC Universe." To which my reaction was, "Well, that explains a lot about the DC Universe.” E: my most shameful snype
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:There's been LOTS of instances in the comics where DC superheroes got their gently caress on (Superman very nearly starred in a porno in one comic and was only stopped at the last second but they specifically clarified that their characters don't do oral because "Heroes don't do that." It's all very weird. So basically Ben Shapiro if Ben could write. If I woke up with superman powers it's take a week for most world governments to declare war on the alien menace and another week for those governments to no longer exist in any meaningful capacity. It's probably a good thing that won't happen.
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# ? Jun 16, 2021 07:43 |
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Jeza posted:wake me up when they make a Johnny the Homicidal Maniac mini-series so I can disabuse myself of early teenage memories of how it was About once a day I remember something I said or did or liked when I was 14, and have to yell "bwwoaahh" to suppress the memory
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# ? Jun 16, 2021 07:53 |
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Outrail posted:If I woke up with superman powers it's take a week for most world governments to declare war on the alien menace and another week for those governments to no longer exist in any meaningful capacity. It's probably a good thing that won't happen.
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# ? Jun 16, 2021 07:54 |
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Welp, Batman's not my favorite superhero anymore.
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# ? Jun 16, 2021 08:15 |
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Orange Devil posted:Even the loving dolphins are capitalist scum now.
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# ? Jun 16, 2021 11:28 |
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If I had Superman powers I would just steal absolutely everything I ever wanted and hang out in my Fortress of Solitude playing video games and maybe learning how to paint. Maybe every once in a blue moon I'd save some miners trapped in a mine or throw a dictator into space, but most of the time it'd be Red Dead Redemption 2 and "fixing" Picasso paintings.
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# ? Jun 16, 2021 12:13 |
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Does remind me in Megamind that a main part of the plot is the Superman equivalent fakes his death to the titular supervillain, because he's so completely burnt out on superheroics and wants to explore other aspects of his life. Starting with music- which he sucks at, but it seems suggested he's interested specifically because it's something he's not immediately an expert at, since he's taking lessons and trying to improve.
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# ? Jun 16, 2021 12:25 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Does remind me in Megamind that a main part of the plot is the Superman equivalent fakes his death to the titular supervillain, because he's so completely burnt out on superheroics and wants to explore other aspects of his life. Starting with music- which he sucks at, but it seems suggested he's interested specifically because it's something he's not immediately an expert at, since he's taking lessons and trying to improve. Yeah, if I gained superman's powers I would continue posting.
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# ? Jun 16, 2021 12:38 |
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90s Cringe Rock posted:Yeah, if I gained superman's powers I would continue posting.
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# ? Jun 16, 2021 13:21 |
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The one time I'd think doxxing was funny would be to mail bees to an actual superhero.
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# ? Jun 16, 2021 15:33 |
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I before E, except after C, unless you are the worthless OP:casibanita posted:i was over at a freinds house watching a movie when i go to my car to get my wallet and i see my ex girlsfreinds car speeding away. she and some freinds shoe polished about 5 peoples cars. saying gay poo poo like "i give good head" and "gay pride". i know shoe polishing isnt that big of a deal, but i loving hate this bitch. she cheated on me then i told my freinds who now hate her, and shes mad at me now i guess. some ideas ive had
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# ? Jun 16, 2021 15:37 |
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He doesn't want legal trouble, you see.
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# ? Jun 16, 2021 15:43 |
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Coming up with elaborate revenge fantasies but not wanting to get in trouble
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# ? Jun 16, 2021 15:45 |
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the arcane relic of a valve core tool
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# ? Jun 16, 2021 15:52 |
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Milo and POTUS posted:Coming up with elaborate revenge fantasies but not wanting to get in trouble The best revenge is a good life well lived. But I refuse to fall into that kind of spiteful behavior.
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# ? Jun 16, 2021 16:01 |
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Ngl, I had to read this 4 or 5 times before it made sense for this very reason. My first read involved Flipper kicking a house like a soccer ball through a company...
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# ? Jun 16, 2021 16:08 |
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Joe Bogan posted:Batman was being specific when he said he wouldn't go down on Catwoman
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# ? Jun 16, 2021 16:08 |
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Platystemon posted:the arcane relic of a valve core tool You vastly overestimate people if you think more than 5% know what that is or does.
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# ? Jun 16, 2021 16:11 |
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iwentdoodie posted:You vastly overestimate people if you think more than 5% know what that is or does. Are we talking about a crowbar or that zero point gravity gun?
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# ? Jun 16, 2021 17:30 |
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Outrail posted:Are we talking about a crowbar or that zero point gravity gun? Hammer, of course.
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# ? Jun 16, 2021 17:54 |
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Someone on Twitter suggested that Batman specifically can't do it because it's something Bruce Wayne is legendarily good at which I've decided to accept as canon.
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# ? Jun 16, 2021 19:22 |
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christmas boots posted:Someone on Twitter suggested that Batman specifically can't do it because it's something Bruce Wayne is legendarily good at which I've decided to accept as canon. Ok I'm back on board now, that is a very '60s Batman premise in every aspect aside from the actual act it hinges on
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# ? Jun 16, 2021 19:35 |
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Bruce Wayne pretends to be bad at stuff Batman can do all the time and it's worked so far, surely it can happen the other way around
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# ? Jun 16, 2021 19:47 |
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Phy posted:As the tiny vessel bearing the infant streaks away from the collapsing planet, the rubble forms itself into the glyphs of its already-extinct people: Honest lol
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# ? Jun 17, 2021 00:22 |
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Jay Rust posted:who do you trust more, lowtax or the dept of homeland security Anime Bernie Bro posted:huh... this one is actually difficult...
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# ? Jun 17, 2021 12:34 |
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Tiberius Christ posted:whats the proper canvas size for a gently caress painting, does it need to be as big as a mattress or can I just dip my cock into some blue paint and mash it around on a nice portrait Loki Kunti posted:You can do whatever you want, miniatures can be very valuable in art.
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# ? Jun 17, 2021 13:52 |
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Tip posted:The first time I went to a proper barber was as a teenager in a small town in Texas. I went in and the place was empty and after I sat down the one barber in the place walked over to the door and locked it.
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# ? Jun 17, 2021 14:01 |
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haveblue posted:Bruce Wayne pretends to be bad at stuff Batman can do all the time and it's worked so far, surely it can happen the other way around Casually bringing up his weak, ineffective member during every conversation with Commissioner Gordon.
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# ? Jun 17, 2021 14:58 |
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cumshitter posted:I want to read some golden age of Superman comics because from what I understand it was before Superman had any supervillains to face off against. So he'd do poo poo like declare war on cars in general and spend the day loving with drivers pretending to be run over or breaking into the local radio station to tell every driver in town he was going to destroy them. Yep. Action Comics #12.
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# ? Jun 17, 2021 17:37 |
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Super Dan posted:Yep. Action Comics #12. Lol, completely unhinged. Imagine a legitimately insane Qanon conspiracy nut Superman
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God I love needlessly dickish superman so much more than better than thou preachy superman.
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# ? Jun 17, 2021 17:45 |
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Outrail posted:Casually bringing up his weak, ineffective member during every conversation with Commissioner Gordon. Gordon be all like 'It's not like you needed to tell anybody."
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# ? Jun 17, 2021 17:54 |
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private automobiles are the worst thing on planet earth and should all be crushed into tiny cubes
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# ? Jun 17, 2021 18:10 |
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hahaha v8 engine go vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm
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# ? Jun 17, 2021 18:22 |
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Super Dan posted:Yep. Action Comics #12. Heat Vision, X-ray Vision, and Vision Zero
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Ghost Leviathan posted:A lot about our society makes sense when you realise that most of our social constructs and workplace schedules were developed assuming we'd all have over-the-counter cocaine.
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# ? Jun 17, 2021 18:33 |
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Cpt_Obvious posted:In elementary school there was a kid who would always disrupt class and yell and normally the teacher would be all "ok jimmy, settle down" but one time the teacher ignored him so he covered his face in Elmer's glue and then stood on the chair screaming that he was a ghost and then some of the glue got in his eyes and he panicked and fell and smashed his head on a desk.
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# ? Jun 17, 2021 20:59 |
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Well happy birthday to that future president
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Lobok posted:Heat Vision, X-ray Vision, and Vision Zero I'll make a BEE-LINE for your GIZZARD
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