Emi Sakura Promotions Thread: There Is No God Here

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Who is the Ace of Choco Pro?
	Akki
	Mei-chan
	Sakura-san
	Anton
	Chris Brookes until literally anyone on this show beats him
	Yunamon

Duke Pukem: Oct 23, 2010; Three cheers for dark beer!

jesus, this match rips

# ? Jun 12, 2021 03:05

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 22:15

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

Penguin Patrol posted:

i did not expect them to overlap. this match is loving lit!
(i've got them both on screen, angelico vs christian over there)

going to be interesting which match has more unusual submission spots

# ? Jun 12, 2021 03:06

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

FUJITA WHAT ARE YOU DOING??

She's dead already

# ? Jun 12, 2021 03:07

Penguin Patrol: Mar 3, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

surely now mei is dead

e: mei is not dead

# ? Jun 12, 2021 03:07

Duke Pukem: Oct 23, 2010; Three cheers for dark beer!

thought that was it

# ? Jun 12, 2021 03:07

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

I BIT AGAIN

MEI CANNOT BE KILLED

# ? Jun 12, 2021 03:07

Penguin Patrol: Mar 3, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

this match is gonna go past dynamite

# ? Jun 12, 2021 03:07

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

DO THE HOGAN SPOT MEI

# ? Jun 12, 2021 03:08

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

Chocopro holding steady at 551 viewers despite Dynamite competition

the only ratings war that matters

# ? Jun 12, 2021 03:11

Duke Pukem: Oct 23, 2010; Three cheers for dark beer!

holy crap, that exploder was nice

# ? Jun 12, 2021 03:14

Penguin Patrol: Mar 3, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

mei confirmed dead

# ? Jun 12, 2021 03:15

Duke Pukem: Oct 23, 2010; Three cheers for dark beer!

that was amazing

# ? Jun 12, 2021 03:15

Penguin Patrol: Mar 3, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

Duke Pukem posted:

that was amazing

# ? Jun 12, 2021 03:15

Insertnamehere31: Jan 23, 2012; This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

Holy moley

# ? Jun 12, 2021 03:15

Insertnamehere31: Jan 23, 2012; This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

I thought they might have had Akki call it on her behalf leading to a turn, but I�m glad they didn�t

# ? Jun 12, 2021 03:16

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

it's done

Gatoh move aces always have something they can't quite reach

# ? Jun 12, 2021 03:16

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

now's the time to announce Beauty As Is is going to challenge for the tag titles tomorrow

# ? Jun 12, 2021 03:17

Insertnamehere31: Jan 23, 2012; This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

fez_machine posted:

now's the time to announce Beauty As Is is going to challenge for the tag titles right now

FTFY

# ? Jun 12, 2021 03:18

Duke Pukem: Oct 23, 2010; Three cheers for dark beer!

yunamon got some new gear

# ? Jun 12, 2021 03:19

Penguin Patrol: Mar 3, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

YUNAMON ALSO A BADASS

# ? Jun 12, 2021 03:19

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

Deathmatch Yunamon????!!!

# ? Jun 12, 2021 03:19

Insertnamehere31: Jan 23, 2012; This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

Tropical goth

# ? Jun 12, 2021 03:20

Duke Pukem: Oct 23, 2010; Three cheers for dark beer!

and now for the main event

# ? Jun 12, 2021 03:20

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

can Mei win the 1 match Janken?

she can barely roll over

# ? Jun 12, 2021 03:20

Insertnamehere31: Jan 23, 2012; This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

Emi dancing and singing next to Mei�s dead body is basically Chocopro.jpg

# ? Jun 12, 2021 03:26

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

that'll be a cheki for the ages

# ? Jun 12, 2021 03:27

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

That Mei vs. Fujita match was loving awesome, Mei giving EVERYTHING she had and her complete and total collapse after the match finally ended was handled so well. Her dismay at losing the Janken afterwards was great too for entirely different reasons :allears:

# ? Jun 12, 2021 08:21

Veib: Dec 10, 2007

When I woke up today I did not expect to see Mei Suruga try to commit war crimes

What an amazing match

# ? Jun 12, 2021 09:03

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

CHOCOPRO #126: CHOCOPRO DOES THE HBO THING WHERE EVERYTHING BLOWS UP BEFORE A QUIETER SEASON 7 FINALE (MEI'S WRESTLING AGAIN WITH ONLY A DAY'S BREAK!!???)
WATCH LIVE ON YOUTUBE HERE
Time: 10am (JST) / 2am (BST) / 6pm (PDT) / 9pm (EDT)

STARTS IN AN HOUR

Below is Super Fan Dogglesnake's match card for tonight from Reddit. Found HERE

quote:

Record of the Mayonnaise War

Sayaka VS Rina Amikura

Season 7 has been big for wrestling Cosplayer & �Monster Slayer� Sayaka, a model and gamer who doesn't seem to have lost a single step since her time away from Ichigaya. She won her first singles match! She started developing her own submission! She formed Othello, the latest popular tag team in ChocoPro, with Otoki! Sayaka is improving nonstop, and should continue to make a huge splash next season! She is most known for her picture perfect dropkick, which boggles the mind...and also...she hates mayonnaise. Her opponent loves mayonnaise. (She's not good at singing, which seems to be one of her only flaws, but her returning foe is definitely known for that trait!) They cannot understand each other! Let's go!

Another returning representative of AWG Colors! Rina Amikura, or Amiin, is a delightful body press specialist that has as big a fascination with Oranges...which makes her fit in with the other fruit based characters in ChocoPro! But we're here for another food type today! �Amiin� loves mayonnaise! Sometimes the simplest plots are the best ones, and I absolutely love it when the roster takes the reigns with their own build. Apart from her powerhouse capabilities, Her singing talent makes her fit in with the many Idols that call ChocoPro home, and her penchant for comedy is also a prominent feature of the Promotion. She won over support quickly in her last visit with her fantastic singing...how will this bout go?

Cherry Pencil!? The Fortune Teller returns!

"Sprint" Obihiro & Sayuri VS Lulupencil & Cherry

The Blue Flame of Ichigaya & the returning Kunoichi of the Fourth Generation! Obihiro & Sayuri are chop experts, but in wildly different ways. Obihiro is one of the veteran pillars of Gatoh Move, and while we haven't seen her as much this season, she's fantastic! This certified chef is a charismatic technician that is always wonderful to watch. Sayuri missed some time this season due to a minor ankle injury, but it is better to be safe than sorry. She will have to make up for lost time with another mighty Bodyslam! Expect a lot of ninja tactics and maybe even a little �magic� from this combo. Good luck, Sayuri! Show off that Diamond Lily Shot!

They'll be facing the mismatch team of Lulupencil (who usually loses) and the returning Fortune Teller Cherry (who usually wins)! This Season hasn't been kind to Lulu, possibly the least so of the Fourth Generation, but she still has her big heart & passion for wrestling. She might not be strong or fast, but she is worthy of our respect! Luckily her partner will probably have that covered, since Cherry is a very scary fighter. While she might get distracted occasionally divining your future in the most violent way possible, this veteran is a master of ground game! She will out-wrestle you and then still bamboozle you! Cherry is always great for any fans we have gained since her last visit, because no one is prepared for her speed and power!

Best Bros finish Season 7 with the Belts! A loud challenge appears!

Best Bros (Mei Suruga & Baliyan Akki) VS Yuna �Yunamon� Mizumori & Chie Koishikawa

The Best Bros have really been tested this Season. They have defeated big names, survived a gauntlet, and suffered devastating singles losses. It was an absolute struggle, but it shows just how far they have come as a team. Also, they finally have matching tag gear! (Designed by Tapla!) Baliyan Akki, the Zephyr of Ichigaya and Ace of the Promotion, is as talented as they come. His encounters against Chris Brookes and Minoru Fujita showed just how far he has risen! What heights will this technical master reach? Akki got to commentate on CyberFight Festival, he's still moving up in the world. His partner, Mei Suruga, loves her tag belts almost as much as she loves snacks! A trick pin specialist, submission expert, and all around goblin, Mei seems to have skill and experience well beyond the years she has spent in wrestling so far. She might not have defeated Fujita (much like Akki), but she did beat her long time rival in Haruka Umesaki! What does the future hold for the top team of the promotion?

The Power & Speed combination of Tropical Idol Yuna "Yunamon" Mizumori and Frantic Fencer Chie Koishikawa! This rare pairing is two of the best and brightest (not to mention loudest) fighters on the roster! Yunamon is the next in line to challenge Minoru Fujita for the Super Asia Championship. She brings a flashy move set of power moves and a presence & charisma combination that few can match! I can't wait to see her ripping it up with the Best Bros again, as Yunamon is one of their frequent foes (and occasional ally). Chie has a new shirt coming soon! This vibrant & cheerful striker will have you confused and amazed in short order. How does she have so much energy? Why is she so unique at everything she does? Chie is one of the best characters in a roster of great characters. These two have a lot to prove...so maybe the last episode of the Season is the time to do it!

Last Words on Sports contributes the hot linkable images and has a more sober overview of the card HERE

Watch live on Youtube for free HERE

fez_machine fucked around with this message at 01:07 on Jun 13, 2021

# ? Jun 13, 2021 00:59

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

Thank god Mei is alive

# ? Jun 13, 2021 02:03

Insertnamehere31: Jan 23, 2012; This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

Golden week was this season? Geez, gonna be a lot of competition for match of the season and mvp

# ? Jun 13, 2021 02:05

Insertnamehere31: Jan 23, 2012; This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

Let�s go mayonnaise!

MAYONNAISE SUCKS!

Let�s go mayonnaise!

MAYONNAISE SUCKS!

# ? Jun 13, 2021 02:12

Penguin Patrol: Mar 3, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

rina rules

# ? Jun 13, 2021 02:13

Insertnamehere31: Jan 23, 2012; This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

�This poo poo empty. YEET�-Sayaka

# ? Jun 13, 2021 02:21

Penguin Patrol: Mar 3, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

what a strange finish lol

# ? Jun 13, 2021 02:41

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

NO DQ match for Lulu and Chris Brookes???

# ? Jun 13, 2021 02:43

Penguin Patrol: Mar 3, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

# ? Jun 13, 2021 02:49

Penguin Patrol: Mar 3, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

Tropical Crazy, this team seems unbeatable

# ? Jun 13, 2021 02:51

DeathChicken: Jul 9, 2012; Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

I would buy a Mei Suruga "I am perfectly fine today" shirt if such a thing existed

# ? Jun 13, 2021 02:52

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 22:15

Penguin Patrol: Mar 3, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

DeathChicken posted:

I would buy a Mei Suruga "I am perfectly fine today" shirt if such a thing existed

They've also been selling the busy schedule and Mei's fatigue a lot tonight. I think i've worked myself into believing that MVChie will become a champion tonight

# ? Jun 13, 2021 02:54

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