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HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




drat
That one took me a second :popclap:

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

someone got the ultra high def version of Basic Instinct recently I see

Sir Nose
Mar 28, 2009




Sir Nose has a new favorite as of 00:21 on Jun 12, 2021

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

bike tory posted:

someone got the ultra high def version of Basic Instinct recently I see
The Tarantino cut

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/FLXi5vf.gifv

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




What was he even doing in there in the first place :confused:

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
https://imgur.com/a/fVs1rxN

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007


Wait, are you implying that those things aren't penises? I really need to read more about biology.

Side note, elephants have huge boobs and I don't know how I feel about this.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Side note, elephants have huge boobs and I don't know how I feel about this.



*flashback to me creating account in 2007* "This is probably going to be a mistake"

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

it's not the size but the location that makes it seem uncanny, almost all other mammals have their mammary glands further down the stomach but elephants' are on the chest like apes. It makes sense when you consider baby elephants have tiny and fairly immobile necks and still have to feed with their mouth (not aided by their trunk like with water or other food), it's just the most convenient location for them

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Wait, are you implying that those things aren't penises? I really need to read more about biology.

Side note, elephants have huge boobs and I don't know how I feel about this.



Elephantitasis.

rain dogs
Apr 19, 2020

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Wait, are you implying that those things aren't penises? I really need to read more about biology.

Side note, elephants have huge boobs and I don't know how I feel about this.



this poo poo legit blew my mind. i knew they were mammals and all but I just never gave the breastfeeding issue a thought

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

monolithburger posted:

Elephantitasis.

Elephantitties, surely

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
King Boobar

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
Dumboobs

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Wait, are you implying that those things aren't penises? I really need to read more about biology.

Side note, elephants have huge boobs and I don't know how I feel about this.



stop posting your mom's nudes

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011
How about crossing these mountains, Hannibal?

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

More like Lin Wang.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Rackyderms

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Canesh
Best one though

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Phanatic posted:



Cumming-oh-nimbus?

CUMulus?

Turpitude II
Nov 10, 2014

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Side note, elephants have huge boobs and I don't know how I feel about this.

hope it's not "horny"

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Your Pachydermis is showing

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

I know people say elephants never forget but I didn't realise their mammories were that great.

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

https://twitter.com/wellerstein/status/1403719012639461380?s=20

Melaneus
Aug 24, 2007

Here to make your dreams and nightmares come true.

4.8 kiloteton yield

Kuiperdolin
Sep 5, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

War chest.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
Breastwork of freedom :france:

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Bomb-rear end titties

Teketeketeketeke
Mar 11, 2007


Mammary Assured Destruction

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
La Grande Mort
:wink:

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Fat Mam

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011
Nice nuke norks

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
found an image of a field test

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Cumulus erectus

The Wild Man of YOLO
Apr 20, 2004

A little cross-country, gentlemen?

Mushroom stamp cloud

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

A big penis in the sky

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a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

Cocaine Bear posted:

A big penis in the sky

My second favorite Johnny Cash song

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