- The Voice of Labor
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please order whatever you would like
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Jun 12, 2021 21:31
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- Khanstant
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nnnmmmm check, please!
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Jun 12, 2021 21:53
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- The Voice of Labor
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I have checked you. you have insufficient savings to live off of in your dotage and you have manifold health problems resulting from a sedentary lifestyle
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Jun 12, 2021 22:15
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- The Voice of Labor
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Yes uh, what are the specials, uh, tonight?
everything is special.
please, order whatever you would like
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Jun 12, 2021 22:15
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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I'd like the house burg, hold the ranch pls
spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot
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Jun 12, 2021 22:23
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- The Voice of Labor
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I'd like an end to suffering
*gives you a huge rear end that is riddled in with bedsores and hemorrhoids*
there is your suffering end
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Jun 12, 2021 22:26
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- The Voice of Labor
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some gin and some non-descript juice please.
here is your glass of ginilsung may it lead you to socialism
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Jun 12, 2021 22:29
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- The Voice of Labor
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I'd like the house burg, hold the ranch pls
the bleeding burger is hemophiliac and deformed as a result of generations of inbreeding. the titles for several ranches are in its name
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Jun 12, 2021 22:33
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- The Voice of Labor
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giant powerful food orb, please
finally, an order that makes some kind of sense
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxOkeLQohC0
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Jun 12, 2021 22:34
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Can I get some more bread over here!
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Jun 13, 2021 01:21
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- The Voice of Labor
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*a muscular shirtless beard man walks up to you and says "more beard at this table!"*
*his intonation is unambiguous, he says this as a declaration, not as a question*
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Jun 13, 2021 02:04
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- The Voice of Labor
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while I will prepare for you whatever you ask for in this instance I must ask you to first consider that beard man is not hydrated by oil, but by love.
*hands you tin of beard luxuriant, a small brush and a small comb*
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Jun 13, 2021 02:23
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- nut
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ya I’ll just have the soup thanks
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Jun 13, 2021 02:25
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- The Voice of Labor
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*your bowl of what appears to be minestrone is topped by a monkey's paw. the first finger begins to curl as the bowl is placed in front of you*
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Jun 13, 2021 02:27
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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ya I’ll just have the soup thanks
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Jun 13, 2021 02:29
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- Elmnt80
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Can I get a chocolate malt?
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Jun 13, 2021 02:36
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- fps_nug
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horsing around no longer
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can I get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh pastrami
and vodka
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Jun 13, 2021 02:46
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- nut
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*your bowl of what appears to be minestrone is topped by a monkey's paw. the first finger begins to curl as the bowl is placed in front of you*
ya waiter there’s a monkey paw in my soup
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Jun 13, 2021 03:00
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- Escape From Noise
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Neverending pasta and breadsticks.
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Jun 13, 2021 03:04
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- The Voice of Labor
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ya waiter there’s a monkey paw in my soup
the waiter asks "whaddaya wanna do about it?"
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Jun 13, 2021 03:05
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the waiter asks "whaddaya wanna do about it?"
I wish…this was just normal soup and that nothing else about the universe
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Jun 13, 2021 03:06
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- The Voice of Labor
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Can I get a chocolate malt?
*a chocolate lab comes to your table dressed in an adorable k9 waiter outfit. before you are able to express your disappointment at your order being misheard you notice the dog is pulling a little red wagon in which is a chocolate malt replete with a whipped cream swirl and a maraschino cherry*
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Jun 13, 2021 03:09
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- The Voice of Labor
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can I get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh pastrami
and vodka
a plate of feathers and a half pint of stolis for you!
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Jun 13, 2021 03:17
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- The Voice of Labor
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Neverending pasta and breadsticks.
*hands you an apron, points you towards the kitchen*
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Jun 13, 2021 03:18
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- The Voice of Labor
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and i want sprinkles, but not one the whole thing
all else is irrelevant sprinkles are now the whole thing, everything all is sprinkles sprinkles are the monad and the construct. it seems your specificity was not matched by you fat fingering of one and on
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Jun 13, 2021 04:27
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- The Voice of Labor
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I want a big plate of fried alligator assholes with a side of chitterlings and stewed okra
the line cook laughs uncontrollably as he skewers pig and gator anuses with okra forming an okra cored rear end in a top hat kebab which he then pan fries. as the plate is handed to you you notice the sign reading "should you be unwilling or unable to finish your meal management reserves the right to feed you to the hobgoblin" you then notice the hobgoblin sitting in the corner smirking
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Jun 13, 2021 04:31
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- The Voice of Labor
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I wish…this was just normal soup and that nothing else about the universe
the second finger on the monkey's paw curls. the server makes no attempt to remove the paw from the soup
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Jun 13, 2021 04:37
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- The Voice of Labor
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*your bowl of what appears to be minestrone is topped by a monkey's paw. the first finger begins to curl as the bowl is placed in front of you*
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Jun 13, 2021 04:38
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- Farecoal
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There he go
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*a chocolate lab comes to your table dressed in an adorable k9 waiter outfit. before you are able to express your disappointment at your order being misheard you notice the dog is pulling a little red wagon in which is a chocolate malt replete with a whipped cream swirl and a maraschino cherry*
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Jun 13, 2021 06:13
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- The Voice of Labor
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I do not run this establishment to fatten my wallet at the expense of the dignity and value of its staff. unionize away though be forewarned that the hobgoblin is a right to work libertarian scab
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Jun 13, 2021 06:58
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