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ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!

Oxxidation posted:

does anyone have an explanation for this chicanery

Yes that's a dog dragging his dick on the ground.

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withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
Let those who have not throw the first stone...

Basticle
Sep 12, 2011


https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266281136257236992/853077349939675146/anznNT8.mp4

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~


Oxxidation posted:

does anyone have an explanation for this chicanery

Either:

A) That dog has an itchy dick and/or balls and is rubbing them on the bumpy road cause it feels good.

B) A learned behavior that the dog has figured out gives it certain advantages, and by that I mean "causes humans to give it food out of pity". Dog are absolutely smart enough to make the correlation between cause and effect in the things they do, and this includes occasionally faking injuries to get humans to behave in certain ways. This is why sometimes dogs will start limping if they want a walk to end even if they aren't actually hurt (note: from the dogs perspective this might not be a "trick" so much as it is just another form of communication, basically they've figured out "When I hold my leg like this human makes the walk end, so if I want a walk to end I hold my leg like this"). Consider this: Which dog are you more likely to give a piece of your sandwich to: A regular healthy looking one, or some poor stray who's back legs don't work? So, yeah, my guess is that the dog has figured out "When I do this humans are more likely to give me snackies!" (another note: these two things are not mutually exclusive. It's highly possible that this behavior started out as dick itching, someone saw the dog doing this and thought it was hurt so they gave it some food, and the dog thought "Huh! Humans give me food when they see me itch my dick! Neat!" and thus continued to do the behavior in front of humans in the hopes of getting more treats).

It's worth noting that cats do things like this too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ih94oEBqPw

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
my dog's ears rn lol

:catstare:

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

Oxxidation posted:

does anyone have an explanation for this chicanery
I assumed the dog had learned that acting disabled and helpless was an easy way to earn sympathy snacks

E: oh, there were more posts I somehow missed

sweet geek swag
Mar 29, 2006

Adjust lasers to FUN!





There was a story about a dog in Paris that used to rescue people who fell in the Seine. It would get steak every time it rescued people. At least it did until people realized that the dog was the one pushing people in.

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
I would jump in the Seine to get a good dog a steak.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
My friend had a Dalmatian that used to scratch it's itchy rear end on the carpet.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


AmbassadorofSodomy posted:

My friend had a Dalmatian that used to scratch it's itchy rear end on the carpet.

ah yes this is of course a case of operant conditioning in which dog rear end in a top hat relief is the negative reward

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

https://i.imgur.com/uQjyTk7.mp4

Basticle
Sep 12, 2011


https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/535052209340153857/853226762313793536/3da21caaa6ed14a7259b1198bf2460ef.mp4

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/UtlbkAv.gifv

Magikarp used splash.

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost

There's a certain note that when they hit, just sounds perfect. And then when they manage to make a harmony, it's kind of amazing.

Not multiple dogs, but this is cool :

https://www.fr24news.com/a/2020/09/ancient-song-dog-breed-reappears-in-indonesia-after-being-suspected-of-being-extinct-for-50-years.html

blight rhino has a new favorite as of 21:36 on Jun 13, 2021

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Wolves instinctively howl in chords because they can pick apart the different tones and tell exactly how many other wolves are within earshot

You can even hear when a new wolf join in and one of the wolves in the video changes the note it's howling to keep them distinct

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/caenhillcc/status/1404203903709859845?s=20

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

I freeze framed at exactly the right moment

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
https://youtu.be/7EPJEg6R3SM

Nesting birb

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

Ignoring this post


This is the best thing.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Bhangra cat fuckin rules.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟



the glorious poof in motion

https://twitter.com/soxfanmap/status/1404272818276163584?s=20

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

Doofus in motion:











Actuarial Fables
Jul 29, 2014

Taco Defender

Oxxidation posted:

does anyone have an explanation for this chicanery

People are more likely to feed/help/pay attention to stray dogs that are injured. Some have picked up on this and pretend to act injured.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004



I really don’t know what this is.

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

AmbassadorofSodomy posted:

Bhangra cat fuckin rules.

That's actually blind Turkish musician Bilal Göregen, performing the tune of Finnish folk song "Ievan Polkka".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUYvbT6vTPs


And this is the best version of the original song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaTISifHaeg

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

Not a single leek spinning in either of those videos smdh


e: o no, with the demise of flash it looks like the end of leekspin dot com

a kitten has a new favorite as of 18:21 on Jun 14, 2021

ringu0
Feb 24, 2013


Photos From the 2021 Westminster Dog Show

Norse Code
Mar 10, 2007

DON'T AWOO - $350 PENALTY




aaaaaaaaaaaaa :kimchi:

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
Sound up (it's super quiet) :3:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7OplEQwqbE

Popoto
Oct 21, 2012

miaow

Zopotantor posted:

That's actually blind Turkish musician Bilal Göregen, performing the tune of Finnish folk song "Ievan Polkka".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUYvbT6vTPs


And this is the best version of the original song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaTISifHaeg

Does this counts as cute?
https://youtu.be/qz_uq7ypZnc

Boba Pearl
Dec 27, 2019

by Athanatos

Good lord, what we have done to dogs is a travesty, it looks like it's going to die from overheating, exhaustion, and not being able to breathe.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Boba Pearl posted:

Good lord, what we have done to dogs is a travesty, it looks like it's going to die from overheating, exhaustion, and not being able to breathe.

Wrong thread, bro!

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Noodles never stopped eating.

https://i.imgur.com/oINUt6g.mp4

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.
https://i.imgur.com/oXLditB.mp4

mystes
May 31, 2006

I find that video somewhat anxiety producing even if there's someone fishing them out at the end.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

mystes posted:

I find that video somewhat anxiety producing even if there's someone fishing them out at the end.

The lil slow last one that waits, sees what happens to the rest of them, makes the jump, and then slips and falls in anyway

mystes
May 31, 2006

I'm not convinced they all made it out at least as of the end of the video either.

I feel like I'm going to become some crank going to town meetings and telling people they need to cover all the grates so ducks don't fall in.

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
They're all fine and healthy and grew up to be monstrous assholes.

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Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

ILL Machina posted:

First roosty crow with fluffy boots

https://i.imgur.com/NyCTF7l.gifv

I loooooove it’s little boots. And the chicken’s reaction to his tiny crow.

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