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Platystemon posted:If someone says that donkey semen tastes like piña coladas, I’m not in a position to dispute it. Maybe they feed the donkey a lot of pineapple that day?
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Jun 13, 2021 14:48
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If you like piña coladas And honkin' donks like a drain
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Jun 13, 2021 14:51
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I like to imagine that donkeys are very generous lovers
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Jun 13, 2021 14:59
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Something something Shrek.
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Blue Footed Booby posted:The alternative is that somewhere out there is a company that can produce believable synthetic cum that is safe to consume.  E: Just noticed that the cum lube has expired so maybe don't drink that batch. Lodin has a new favorite as of 15:17 on Jun 13, 2021 |
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aphid_licker posted:I like to imagine that donkeys are very generous lovers Allow me to direct you to the Bible
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Jun 13, 2021 15:21
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:If you like piña coladas 
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Jun 13, 2021 15:23
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Cheaper to just make your own
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:If you like piña coladas If you like drinkin' piss at midnight...
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:If you like piña coladas I was trying to come up with something along these lines but, 
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aphid_licker posted:I like to imagine that donkeys are very generous lovers It’s stallions that have the fat emissions, or so I read in the good book, in the twentieth verse of the twenty‐third chapter of Ezekiel.
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Sound https://i.imgur.com/TFxGH8U.mp4
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Lodin posted:
Cum lube doesn't smell or taste like cum.
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Memento posted:The difference is that these days, some people give a poo poo. Back then no-one did. Look at anything written online in like 2004 and count how many times they use the f-slur. In the 80's the president started his campaign celebrating a small town best known for the vicious murder of several segregation era civil rights activists, thought AIDS was literally a punishment from god to the gays, also he destroyed the (deeply flawed) federal mental health system and replaced it with nothing, driving large numbers of mentally ill people into homelessness. None of this was secret. He got elected/re-elected in two massive landslides. The only difference in the 00s is you can easily look on your phone and see what was going on in regular peoples heads back then.
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Blue Footed Booby posted:Cum lube doesn't smell or taste like cum. We're through the looking glass here, people.
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Jun 13, 2021 19:00
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Humphreys posted:Who the gently caress calls it a Hashed Brown? Proteus Jones posted:Pyro by Chester Young & Castion Thank you both! Antigravitas posted:
Well since you asked like that, sure! Agents are GO! has a new favorite as of 19:18 on Jun 13, 2021 |
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Jun 13, 2021 19:04
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Blue Footed Booby posted:Cum lube doesn't smell or taste like cum. If the fear factor jug smelled or tasted like cum those people wouldnt have been able to chug em down I think the contestants were in on it, no way even for 50k not one of them would have gagged and given up part way through if the stuff was real, its inhuman
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:The 2000's were just the most mean spirited time in American history everything was anger and stress and humiliation and torture and explosions and hating on people who were different it was just an absolute moral cultural political vacuum it was Tuesday. Still is. Always has been.
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Lodin posted:
If you mix it with cum you get cum lube cum cum, which was the opening lyrics to a hit song at the turn of the century.
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Bismuth posted:If the fear factor jug smelled or tasted like cum those people wouldnt have been able to chug em down The issue is that this relies on you being willing to voluntarily be known as the donkey cum chugger for the rest of your life rather than break kayfabe.
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Jun 13, 2021 21:15
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This was a while back, but drat. As soon as the text came up on screen and irealized it was an ad, i knew exactly which company it would be. They always make the dumbest stuff. I guess it's effective advertising if i can attribute an ad i've never seen before to its company immediately.
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Memento posted:The difference is that these days, some people give a poo poo. Back then no-one did. Look at anything written online in like 2004 and count how many times they use the f-slur.
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Jun 13, 2021 23:11
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OwlFancier posted:The issue is that this relies on you being willing to voluntarily be known as the donkey cum chugger for the rest of your life rather than break kayfabe.
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Jun 13, 2021 23:30
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zedprime posted:That's why its a brilliant scheme. "It was just pina colada mix" is exactly what the Fear Factor cum chugger would say if it was real cum. They are trapped in the lie unless time travel forensics are invented. Might as well own it. Everyone involved has said they ordered both the piss and donk jizz from a farm, and they were real
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Strong mushroom energy. 
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Fear Factor was just jackass stunts only not funny as they rode the coattails of Jackass. Which rode on Tom Greene’s.
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jackass did horse cum drinking, but steve-o (? might have been pontious, it's in the second movie and i haven't watched it in a while) knew what he was getting into, also iirc it's one of the skits that ends with a bunch of them puking
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Twitch posted:jackass did horse cum drinking, but steve-o (? might have been pontious, it's in the second movie and i haven't watched it in a while) knew what he was getting into, also iirc it's one of the skits that ends with a bunch of them puking It was Pontius who said ‘ I’m really ashamed of myself’ after he did it.
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Blue Footed Booby posted:The alternative is that somewhere out there is a company that can produce believable synthetic cum that is safe to consume. I had a little job once for a tv show where I had to make fake edible dog poo poo that would convince someone it was real even after they had eaten it. The synthetic cum company exists
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Was that Jackass of Wild Boys?
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The Donkey Cum Farm
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Snowy posted:I had a little job once for a tv show where I had to make fake edible dog poo poo that would convince someone it was real even after they had eaten it. In that situation couldn’t you just use real dog poo poo and they would never know?
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Apropos of nothing, really, but I remember standing in line at Home Depot one time. I payed for my stuff and exited. The guy behind me bought a 6 foot 2x4 and a hand saw. He paid and exited behind me. He got to his wee car and proceeded to cut the 2x4 in half with his shiny new saw so he could fit the board into his wee trunk. Life finds a way. e: spelling like a stoke victim. Otteration has a new favorite as of 03:53 on Jun 14, 2021 |
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Snowy posted:I had a little job once for a tv show where I had to make fake edible dog poo poo that would convince someone it was real even after they had eaten it. Yeah dude, Bad Dragon. Already posted upthread. Synthetic cum for their ridiculous dragon dildos. They're hillarious
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Snowy posted:I had a little job once for a tv show where I had to make fake edible dog poo poo that would convince someone it was real even after they had eaten it. Joe Schmo? Did you work on the Joe Schmo Show?
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