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uber_stoat posted:what is it with south America and their whole olive obsession. like here's another one, created by an Argentinian goon and proudly posted as the ideal example of pizza. what is going on down there. j.peeba posted:
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#1 topping of choice = weightlifter's distended rectum, apparently
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uber_stoat posted:what is it with south America and their whole olive obsession. like here's another one, created by an Argentinian goon and proudly posted as the ideal example of pizza. what is going on down there. I have no clue. I mean, I like the taste of sliced olives in pizza...but not like that. The sliced sloppy tomatoes are killing me. lol
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uber_stoat posted:what is it with south America and their whole olive obsession. like here's another one, created by an Argentinian goon and proudly posted as the ideal example of pizza. what is going on down there. PERMANBAN THIS SICK FILTH!
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Jun 12, 2021 17:08
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Cached Money posted:Dunno if I've posted this before but whatever: A traditional Chinese pizza with the fake red paper money, to burn.
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Jun 12, 2021 17:08
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    Where we’re going we don’t need no triangles…
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Jun 12, 2021 17:32
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I know I've claimed before that mushrooms are a critical pizza topping and that I could never have enough of them, but
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Captain Hygiene posted:I know I've claimed before that mushrooms are a critical pizza topping and that I could never have enough of them, but yyyyyeah, i'll tear up a good mushroom pizza but please be rational. that thing must taste like dirt.
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Cached Money posted:Dunno if I've posted this before but whatever: genuinely had to double take and confirm that this wasn’t made of construction paper
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https://twitter.com/gains_tweets/status/1403737405514031105
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I'll be honest, I finally got around to making my longterm recipe idea of Thanksgiving leftovers pizza a couple years back, and it actually works pretty well depending on the ingredient combo you use.
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Jun 12, 2021 21:05
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Probably at least as good as the Pizza Hut popcorn chicken pizza
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Jack-Off Lantern posted:Is this a competition between Sweden, Finland and Brazil as to who can commit the biggest pizza crimes I don't know if anyone's innocent, when authentic Italian pizza looks like this: 
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Let me tell you about the beirute. This is an arab-brazilian sandwich that has pretty much mutated into pizza:    Horrible photography courtesy of yours truly, a few moments ago. This baby right here is stuffed with the following: Chicken, corn, bacon, sausage, Catupiry, onions, tomato, mayo and mozzarella. It was absolutely delicious. Oh, right. We DO eat pizza with forks and knives.
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Jun 13, 2021 01:26
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Stink Terios posted:
You monsters!
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Jun 13, 2021 03:07
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Stink Terios posted:Let me tell you about the beirute. What's arabic about it?
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Cartoon Man posted:
gonna start requesting that all my pizzas be cut according to Penrose tiling
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Sir John Falstaff posted:What's arabic about it? It was created by middle-eastern immigrants. The dough is actually pita bread.
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Cached Money posted:Dunno if I've posted this before but whatever: Is this some rural mom&pop shack/doobie situation? That's bottom shelf fake salami (we call it Cervelat in Europe) and watery, pre-sliced mushroom/pepper out of a glass. Frozen dough patties, sauce out of a bucket, pizza-mix topping with a hint of real cheddar mixed in if you're lucky. Are they preparing it in an electric oven? Can't get any more lazy and depressing 
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Not a single sprinkle of oregano to be found.
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j.peeba posted:
Why not just poo poo on an uncooked pizza base and gobble it down in the sun.
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Jun 13, 2021 13:32
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Re: Frozen pizza. Dijorno is flavorless and gives me insta shits.
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Jun 13, 2021 13:39
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Have you seen my apex seals? I seem to have lost them.
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sauer kraut posted:Is this some rural mom&pop shack/doobie situation? it looks like what we in America call "baloney" which is also a synonym for something that is fake nonsense. foul in any case.
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Jun 13, 2021 16:21
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Cartoon Man posted:
Alternately: 
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Jun 13, 2021 17:19
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Gotta maximize the amount of mold per foot
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Jun 13, 2021 17:23
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Cheese and Oreo
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shadow puppet of a posted:Gotta maximize the amount of mold per foot I went looking for a simple pizza spiral and wound up with a curse my mind is still struggling to take in 
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Armitag3 posted:Cheese and Oreo I'll bet eating it is a real CHOREO! 
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Captain Hygiene posted:I went looking for a simple pizza spiral and wound up with a curse my mind is still struggling to take in It's probably just blue cheese.
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Jun 13, 2021 21:45
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steinrokkan posted:It's probably just blue cheese. low acid blue cheese squeezed out of a mayo bag when?
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Desperado Bones posted:Good morning pizza! Would eat tbh
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Quantum of Phallus posted:Would eat tbh Are you a hobbit of the shire bychance?
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Jun 13, 2021 23:36
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I loving love mushroom on a pizza.
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Quantum of Phallus posted:I loving love mushroom on a pizza. That's mushrooms with a hint of pizza
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Desperado Bones posted:Good morning pizza! Bad morning pizza, more like. 0/10, return to Mestre for additional catupiry and we can talk.
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Jun 13, 2021 23:45
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Captain Hygiene posted:That's mushrooms with a hint of pizza Also canned.
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Also canned. I'm not gonna lie, there's a secret tiny part of me that appreciates canned mushrooms on pizza, but in a very specific way that emulates the local garbage pizza place that was my favorite when I was ten. Gonna bury this admission here at the bottom of the page 
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