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All the weird colonies remind me of all the weird habitats in the Glitter Band around Yellowstone in Alastair Reynold's "Revelation Space" series. Like maybe the Federation is just hands off and lets people choose how they want to live, rape gangs and all.
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# ? Jun 13, 2021 18:39 |
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# ? May 30, 2024 02:03 |
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Desert Bus posted:All the weird colonies remind me of all the weird habitats in the Glitter Band around Yellowstone in Alastair Reynold's "Revelation Space" series. Like maybe the Federation is just hands off and lets people choose how they want to live, rape gangs and all. The Federation's a voluntary membership remember, and when people can just take a ship and go whatever happens afterwards is entirely their business.
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# ? Jun 13, 2021 18:49 |
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Yar's parents were into gang rape I guess.
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# ? Jun 13, 2021 19:04 |
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My impression was that Turkana IV was a pre-Federation human colony that never joined the Federation.
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# ? Jun 13, 2021 19:05 |
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Despite watching a lot of Star Trek I don't know the lore that deeply.
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# ? Jun 13, 2021 19:06 |
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"Who are we to judge the Rape Gang Planet our own people established?" - The Federation There's definitely an Epstein Planet they just kinda shrug at.
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# ? Jun 13, 2021 19:10 |
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Cthulu Carl posted:"Who are we to judge the Rape Gang Planet our own people established?" - The Federation What's the Federation going to do about it? Invade the planet to settle their civil war for them?
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# ? Jun 13, 2021 19:18 |
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Neddy Seagoon posted:And you just know within the first year of settlement a bunch more were either wiped out by their own stupidity or calling home asking for rescue or help. The early colonies couldn't ask for help, there was no one able or willing to send a rescue ship. Many of these weren't government projects, these were people using all their savings to buy a 1-way colony ship. Your TeslaExtreme mark 42069 colony ship doesn't come with tech support. The Federation didn't even know about the Racist Irish Stereotype colony or the Sexless Clone colony. The only records they could find listed the manifest and nothing else, no destination, no description of the colonists or their goals, no hint that the ship was founding two distinct colonies. There are probably a bunch that earth has no clue about, where not even the manifest survived. Crazy Joe's Discount Space Ships didn't keep great records.
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# ? Jun 13, 2021 23:22 |
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:What's the Federation going to do about it? Invade the planet to settle their civil war for them? Nah just bomb the planet from orbit until the population is 0 and send a new colony ship. That way your empire doesn't lose morale points because you don't actually invade. In fact, you actually gain morale when a new planet is colonized.
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# ? Jun 13, 2021 23:27 |
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Cthulu Carl posted:"Who are we to judge the Rape Gang Planet our own people established?" - The Federation There definitely is. Remember when Sisko and O'Brian were kidnapped by that primitivist colony? Electricity didn't work so they had to try to treat all disease and infection with local plants and mold and stuff to see what helps. Then it turned out electricity totally did work and they could have been using medical replicators to treat these easily cured infections this whole time, but the lady in charge was happy to let children die for ideological reasons. That lady got arrested. But the remaining colonists were like maybe we'll use technology now and maybe we won't, because figuring things out for ourselves feels really rewarding. And the Federation was all, okay, good luck with that, call if you ever want us to install medical equipment so your children stop dying from infected wounds, we respect your right to choose. Totally fine with the unnecessary suffering of children who are still technically federation citizens.
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# ? Jun 13, 2021 23:31 |
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Yeah but they got sone incredible essential oils out of the affair
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# ? Jun 13, 2021 23:39 |
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Johnny Aztec posted:That reminds me of a thought. Just because YOU live in a society where all of your needs are met without having to do anything, doesn't mean you need to be polite to a guy who is loving over people who aren't living that way.
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 01:43 |
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Sure, Quark coerces the Dabo girls into providing sexual favours, but he also serves me drinks, so it's impossible to say if he's bad or not.
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infernal machines posted:Sure, Quark coerces the Dabo girls into providing sexual favours, but he also serves me drinks, so it's impossible to say if he's bad or not. All I know is I don't want those drinks to stop flowing so *whistles innocently and turns away*
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 02:04 |
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infernal machines posted:Sure, Quark coerces the Dabo girls into providing sexual favours, but he also serves me drinks, so it's impossible to say if he's bad or not. "...wait, he's running a gun show in the holosuite? Well THAT'S the last straw!"
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 02:24 |
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:"...wait, he's running a gun show in the holosuite? Well THAT'S the last straw!" No one, Sisko included, really gives a poo poo about trafficking sentients, but there are rules.
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 02:46 |
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infernal machines posted:No one, Sisko included, really gives a poo poo about trafficking sentients, but there are rules. Just stop being trafficked, lol. Just walk away from the bar. If you ask we'll even give you a ride back to your famine wracked planet where you will probably die. Oh, you want to stay? Well, if that's your choice.
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 03:21 |
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Facebook Aunt posted:Just stop being trafficked, lol. Just walk away from the bar. If you ask we'll even give you a ride back to your famine wracked planet where you will probably die. Oh, you want to stay? Well, if that's your choice. Ghostlight posted:Quark: Think about it. She's on a space station in deep space with her employer. She looks around her, what does she see? An empty boardwalk. "Oh, there's nowhere else for me to work, what am I gonna do, say no?"
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 03:26 |
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Today I learned that there is a page on Memory Alpha for "rape."
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 03:35 |
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Mrs. Dash posted:Today I learned that there is a page on Memory Alpha for "rape." There's also one for "rape gangs"
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 03:36 |
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:There's also one for "rape gangs" The header for the rape page is a picture of rape gangs and the body of the article is from my brief glance an entire catalogue of every reference of rape in Star Trek. I assume both pages are from the same editor.
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 03:39 |
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Is this one of the so-called 'sex ghosts' promised by the thread title?
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 04:30 |
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Lux Animus posted:Is this one of the so-called 'sex ghosts' promised by the thread title? They do make a spirited attempt at loving you
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 04:33 |
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I finished Picard. There were a lot of things that were dumb but I dunno, I enjoyed myself.
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 05:15 |
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:My impression was that Turkana IV was a pre-Federation human colony that never joined the Federation.
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 05:19 |
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FlamingLiberal posted:Not only that but according to Memory Alpha they severed all ties with the Federation when their government collapsed, and later on when a Starfleet ship showed up there before the Enterprise did the people on the planet threatened them if they tried to beam down. And then the away team was brought into the home of one who sympathized with them. The crowd gathered around the house, and prevailed upon the master "bring out your guests, that we may know them!" And the master of the house went out to them, and told them what they were doing was wrong. "Have my daughters, Ishara and Tasha, but spare my guests!"
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 05:25 |
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Who got turned into a pillar of salt?
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 05:28 |
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The M-113 creature. Sunday school always confused me
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 05:32 |
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it was one of those dang salt vampires, I tell's ya!
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 05:32 |
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Brawnfire posted:And then the away team was brought into the home of one who sympathized with them. The crowd gathered around the house, and prevailed upon the master "bring out your guests, that we may know them!" And the master of the house went out to them, and told them what they were doing was wrong. "Have my daughters, Ishara and Tasha, but spare my guests!" Lol
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 05:40 |
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Its hard to tell just how many 'themed' planets there are in the federation. Remember, the sex ghost candle was on a scottish-cosplay themed planet
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 06:18 |
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the hosed up gross gimmick planets aren't usually in the federation. gimmick planets in the federation are more like larp communities, and even then they usually have full access to replicators and such.
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 07:02 |
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The SCA planet is the worst, we don't boffer with them
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 07:07 |
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the federation must keep planets like turkana iv under wraps otherwise all tye smug aliens would be bringing it up anytime they do the whole "humanity has evolved" speech
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 09:23 |
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Mulaney Power Move posted:the federation must keep planets like turkana iv under wraps otherwise all tye smug aliens would be bringing it up anytime they do the whole "humanity has evolved" speech "The evolution is still working its way from the epicenter. It'll reach the colonies in a century or so, you'll see."
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 13:12 |
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Brawnfire posted:"The evolution is still working its way from the epicenter. It'll reach the colonies in a century or so, you'll see." https://youtu.be/-D2SHNqkjbY
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 13:56 |
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One thing that has been consistent across all Trek series is the large number of failed human colonies
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 14:22 |
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FlamingLiberal posted:One thing that has been consistent across all Trek series is the large number of failed human colonies And yet, by the 24th century no one argues.
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# ? Jun 14, 2021 14:29 |
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FlamingLiberal posted:One thing that has been consistent across all Trek series is the large number of failed human colonies Maybe that's why other races have so few colonies, they already went through all that and decided to just stick around the home planet Edit: I imagine a Romulan colony collapsing is not a pretty sight at all. Weirdly, a Klingon colony collapsing appears to the objective observer as operating more effectively than usual.
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earth was a ferengi colony!!! earth was a ferEN...... (User has been reassigned for this post). 31
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