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Jun 12, 2021 19:12
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Jim slaps his own naked rear end until he has blisters on his cheeks. He tells Michael that Dwight is a terrible dom who doesnt respect safe words or participate in aftercare. Michael reprimands Dwight for giving the BDSM community a bad name
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Jun 12, 2021 20:06
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Jim films Angela and Dwight having sex - Michael plays the video in a meeting and the office staff critiques Dwights technique
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Jun 13, 2021 02:42
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Jim pitches the idea of wife-swapping to Dwight. Dwight agrees, but because Jim does not inform him of Pam’s favorite sex practices, he ends the night feeling inadequate.
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Jun 13, 2021 06:02
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Jim sticks Dwight’s dick in a mousetrap.
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Jun 13, 2021 18:17
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Jim replaces the protium in Dwight’s body with deuterium.
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Jun 13, 2021 18:24
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Jim mods the title screen of Mario 64 to look like Dwight's face instead of Mario's. He spends hours stretching and deforming Dwight's face into grotesque shapes. The real Dwight is nowhere to be found and people are getting worried. Jim mugs the camera as a 64-bit tear rolls down the digital Dwight's cheek.
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Jun 13, 2021 20:20
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Jim creates an antimatter version of Dwight and forces them to hug
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Jun 13, 2021 20:22
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jim passionately kisses dwight, taking his breath away. he falls to the ground and suffocates.
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Jun 13, 2021 20:37
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Jim covers the seats of the office toilets with itching powder the day of the chili contest
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Jun 13, 2021 21:50
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Jim keeps bringing up classic comedy movies and finally gives Michael the idea to film an Office-based version of The Naked Gun. Dwight is given the OJ Simpson role, which involves various pratfalls, injuries, and stunts. Jim smiles as Dwight is put in a wheelchair and pushed down three flights of stairs. Dwight is nervous but the stunt is performed perfectly and obviously nobody is put in any real danger. Jim then frames Dwight for the murder of his ex-wife.
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Jun 13, 2021 21:50
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Jim pulls many strings to somehow get Dwight on the hit British gameshow 'Taskmaster'. The episode Dwight is on involves a challenge that simply says 'do something with a beet'. Dwight fully understands the concept of the show and uses his knowledge of beets and weird old timey bullshit to create a whole array of beet puppets that masterfully recreate a selection of Shakespearean monologues and scenes to the audience's delight. Dwight is later informed at the time of viewing that because the challenge said 'a beet' and he used multiple beets for his performance his entry has been disqualified. Greg Davies mugs to the camera
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Jun 13, 2021 22:47
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When Dwight's first child is born Jim sneaks a cat in Dwight's house who steals the baby's breath.
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Jun 13, 2021 22:49
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Jim convinces Dwight to enlist in the fighter pilot program in the USAF. When running a training drill Jim convinces Dwight to hit the eject button prematurely, causing his early death. Jim mugs out of the cockpit to the Soviets.
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Jun 13, 2021 22:52
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Jim just hires some real Philly trash to beat the everloving poo poo out of Dwight. They really work him over, going to town on that beet loving goon. Jim doesn't even bother watching to mug to the camera, this was purely transactional to him.
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Jun 13, 2021 22:57
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Jim hacks into the Soviet missile defense network and falsely alerts them that nuclear missiles are being launched from Schrute Farms. Jim mugs the mushroom cloud as all around him is turned to nuclear ash
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Jun 13, 2021 22:57
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jim makes things socially unpleasant for dwight
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Jun 13, 2021 23:29
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Jim traps Dwight in a warehouse where all the windows have been fitted with residential-use window mounted air conditioners. He cackles over the loudspeaker how Dwight will never be able to solve his devious puzzle before he's frozen solid. All the ACs are activated at once, and the room is rapidly cooled down to 60F, but no colder. The puzzle is just a simple Tower of Hanoi that appeared to be copied from Wikipedia. Dwight politely waits 15 minutes before solving it and exiting the building.
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Jun 13, 2021 23:44
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Jim binges the "Saw" movies and rubs his hands together gleefully. Dwight wakes up the next day in the office, crudely covered with cardboard and paper to make it look like scary house of horrors. Dwight's leg is taped to the base of a rolling chair. Jim uses a child's megaphone to say "You must pay for your prior sins! Take the knife and cut off your leg, or in one hour you will be killed!" A pair of office scissors slide toward Dwight. Dwight uses the scissors to cut the tape. As he stands up to leave, Jim calls at him "Wait! Uh, you, uh... need to staple these pages together!" Dwight opens his desk drawer to find his stapler covered in jell-o. Dwight calls out to the other side of the cardboard, "Jim, are you doing ok? You haven't been the same since Pam married Roy." From the other side of the room, Dwight hears choked sobs.
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Jun 14, 2021 00:35
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Jim challenges Dwight to a rap battle only to dismiss it as "nerd poo poo" when Dwight shows up ready to play.
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Jun 14, 2021 00:44
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Jim implicates Dwight in the murders of both Biggie Smalls aka The Notorious B.I.G. aka Christopher George Latore Wallace and Tupac Amaru Shakur aka 2Pac aka Makaveli aka Lesane Parish Crooks
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Jun 14, 2021 01:05
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Improbable Lobster posted:Jim implicates Dwight in the murders of both Biggie Smalls aka The Notorious B.I.G. aka Christopher George Latore Wallace and Tupac Amaru Shakur aka 2Pac aka Makaveli aka Lesane Parish Crooks In a twist, Dwight did actually murder them but he was gunning for Stanley. Dwight was pissed that Stanley beat him in the quarterly sales numbers When asked, he said he "doesn't see color" and "we're all one race: the human race" Seth Pecksniff fucked around with this message at 02:05 on Jun 14, 2021 |
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Jun 14, 2021 02:03
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Dwight asks Jim to "please prank me today". Feeling awkward and no longer in the mood, Jim quietly removes the wasp nest from Dwight's briefcase.
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Jun 14, 2021 03:22
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Upset that all the children on Elm Street have forgotten him, Dwight resurrects Jim to kill people in their beds and revive his legend, but he didn't account for Jim being better at killing teenagers than him...
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Jun 14, 2021 03:56
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jim slowly draws dwight and angela into a dangerous world of eroticism, revenge and temptation, culminating in a candle lit orgy in which dwight murders michael
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Jun 14, 2021 04:15
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Owlspiracy posted:jim slowly draws dwight and angela into a dangerous world of eroticism, revenge and temptation, culminating in a candle lit orgy in which dwight murders michael … Go on …
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Jun 14, 2021 04:16
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fed up with jim's pranks and michael's indifference and incompetence, dwight begins applying to other jobs. unbeknownst to him, jim has rewritten the 'hobbies' section of his resume, replacing 'beets and karate' with 'garlic bread'.
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Jun 14, 2021 04:16
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jim builds a robot to pants dwight during a meeting. the robot malfunctions and tears dwight's dick off. jim mugs at the camera while dwight screams in the background and the rest of the office try to staunch his bleeding groin.
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Jun 14, 2021 04:28
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Dwight comes into work one day to find that everyone in the office except Jim has been replaced by mannequins. He accuses the Jim of playing "one of his usual pranks" but Jim insists he's not to blame this time and explains that they have a bigger enemy that threatens to prank both of them. Jim reveals on confession cam that it was totally him.
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Jun 14, 2021 04:39
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Nigmaetcetera posted:… dwight arrives at work one day and notices a package on his desk. inside is a white porcelain mask and an invitation. angela receives the same thing.
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Jun 14, 2021 04:42
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Jim is the most famous courtesan in Paris and yearns to become a true actor. Dwight, a wealthy patron, must have Jim and offers to make him famous in exchange for companionship. In an increasingly unlikely series of farces, Jim accepts Dwight's financial gifts while denying him physical companionship, all the while carrying on an affair with Pam. Jim mugs the camera, and dies of consumption.
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Jun 14, 2021 04:50
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Dwight offers to repair the badly crumbling fences surrounding the corporate park of Dunder-Mifflin. He tells Michael that if he cannot finish the job in less than three days, it is free, but if he does fix the fences before then, Michael must give Dwight his office, fire Jim, and let him marry the fairest employee of the Scranton Branch (Ryan). Michael balks, but Jim convinces him to accept his offer under one condition - Dwight must complete the task with the help of only one other person. Shockingly, Dwight agrees, and chooses his faithful dog Mose as his partner. The next day, Michael and the office watch in disbelief, as Dwight and Mose have already rebuilt most of the fences in only half a day! With both Dwight's expertise at building and and the mighty dog Mose carrying supplies, it seems as if the fence will be finished within two days! The next morning, Dwight is gloating over his progress when another dog appears from the bushes - a female border collie, with an oddly familiar grin. Sensing that she is in heat, Mose chases after the collie in a mad dash of lust, with Dwight far behind desperately trying to catch him! The chase continues into the parking lots and alleyways of Scranton all through the day and the night. Exhausted, Dwight finally finds Mose and returns with him to Dunder-Mifflin... only to find that a whole day and a half has passed in the chase. Michael and the Dunder-Mifflin crew celebrate their victory. Dwight gains nothing and is reprimanded by Toby in HR after yelling, "I would have won if it wasn't for that lousy bitch!" A visibly pregnant Jim mugs the camera.
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Jun 14, 2021 05:01
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jim hovers his finger a scant millimetre away from dwight's face. when dwight says "stop touching me", jim merely replies, "i'm not touching you" and regards the camera with an expression of 
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Jun 14, 2021 06:17
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jim forces dwight to fingerblast a sock monkey
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Jun 14, 2021 11:12
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Dwight rents a lakeside cabin with Angela and Mose, hoping to get away from things for a bit and clear his mind. On a misty morning, he looks across the lake and sees a tall, pale figure glide across the opposite shore before disappearing into the woods. Frightened but also excited, he rushes back to the cabin to tell Angela and Mose about what he saw. They are both far more concerned than he is, remarking that it could have been some kind of stalker that's watching them. That night, Dwight lays in bed and hears two splashes in the lake. He finds his bed empty and rushes outside with a flashlight. Turning his flashlight towards the lake, he sees Mose and Angela in the lake, swimming towards the opposite shore. The pale white figure stands there, arms outstretched as if to beckon them closer. Dwight dives into the water and grabs Mose, who struggles and tries to break free of Dwight's grip. Dwight panics when he realizes there's no way he can hold both of them and swim back to shore, so he attempts to break whatever mental hold is compelling them to swim to the figure. He slaps Mose twice, but to no avail. Frustrated and scared, Dwight lets go of him for a moment to go grab Angela instead, but she also fights against him and seems compelled to reach the shore. Digging deep and using an adrenaline-fueled boost of strength, Dwight finally grabs both of them and tries to swim back to the cabin, but he just finds himself treading water against their combined efforts. He looks back and sees the pale figures arms extending inhumanly far across the water, still beckoning. Dwight pushes through his terror and, with incredible strength, swims back to shore with Angela and Mose. Neither is fighting him any more, and to his horror he discovers they're not breathing. Both of them stare at him, glassy eyes and big grins, as the pale white figures arms slowly creep back towards it. Dwight lets out of a howl of pain and sadness as the figure mugs for the camera. Dwight looks at it one more time and realizes it's Jim. Of course it was Jim. It's always Jim.
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Jun 14, 2021 13:01
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Jim challenges Dwight to a Sock-em-Bopper match, claiming that it is "more fun than a pillow fight!" What Dwight doesn't know is that Jim's Sock-em-Boppers aren't inflated plastic toys, but solid pieces of oak Jim has flawlessly painted to look like the real thing. Meredith has to be taken to the hospital when Jim, inexperienced with the weight, misses Dwight by a country mile and breaks five of Meredith's ribs and both her clavicles.
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Jun 14, 2021 13:26
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The Office computers are down for the day as the long anticipated switch to Windows XP is being completed by IT. Bored, Jim invites Dwight to a game of Don't Wake Daddy in the break room. The game is very close, and ends in the final round after Jim appears to get an unlucky roll that Wakes Daddy. Dwight begins to gloat over his victory, but Jim wordlessly stands and quickly leaves the room. Dwight begins to object, but suddenly the room to the men's restroom is blown off it's hinges and the skeletonized, rotting corpse of Pater Schrute stands in the door frame. The horrific figure mercilessly beats him over and over while all Dwight can do is curl into fetal position and cry.
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Jun 14, 2021 16:13
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Jim kills himself in an elaborate setup that makes it appear Dwight committed the crime. Dwight's blood and hair are found on the crime scene, Dwight has no alibi for the time Jim was "killed", and multiple witnesses report seeing Dwight get angry at Jim shortly before the murder. Dwight escapes custody in a last-ditch effort to find some evidence to prove it was a suicide, eventually fleeing to Pittsburgh under the assumed name "Tom Hopkins". "Tom" is walking down the street when he sees Jim happily walking and eating a hot dog. Jim and Dwight make eye contact and Jim runs away, dropping his hot dog. Thinking quickly, Dwight grabs the hot dog with the idea of getting it tested for Jim's saliva, then continues chasing after Jim. Jim manages to escape but Dwight takes the hot dog to the police, explaining who he is and what happened. Federal authorities take Dwight into custody but test the dog for Jim's DNA. Dwight sits in a prison cell for several days before a federal agent appears. Dwight feels a small glimmer of hope and asks what they found. "You wanna know what we found? Your semen, all over this hot dog. You sick gently caress, you think this is funny?" Dwight is left in shock as somewhere deep below Pittsburgh Jim caresses a large vat labelled "DWIGHT SEMEN EXTRACT". All according to plan, he thinks, all according to plan.
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Jun 14, 2021 16:23
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Dignity Van Houten posted:Jim replaces the goose feathers in Dwight's down comforter with scorpions Jim and Pam take turns making tender, yet passionate, Meredith to Dwight’s scorpions Meredith is scorpion-ed to the scorpions
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Jun 14, 2021 17:07
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Pam pranks Dwight with a simple macro that secretly inserts an Oxford comma into Dwight's reports. Dwight has a good laugh at it—he and Pam had a friendly argument about the serial comma recently, and it showed her creativity and sneakiness in getting it on his computer. The rest of the office appreciates the levity brought by a good, harmless prank. On the drive home, Jim berates Pam until she breaks down in tears, but come on, how hard is it to do a basic loving prank that isn't baby poo poo, JESUS CHRIST, PAM?
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