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MUFON is a funny word
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Jun 14, 2021 07:19
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mufon deez nuts
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Jun 14, 2021 07:33
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let's talk about 'tacs, baby let's talk about UAPs
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Jun 14, 2021 07:41
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qofu0x1BqUI&t=2367s
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Jun 14, 2021 07:44
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tictac is a cool name for a uap
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Jun 14, 2021 07:45
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 that's a lot of child actors!!!! Ross DaouThot has issued a correction as of 07:55 on Jun 14, 2021 |
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Jun 14, 2021 07:50
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I mean most likely it’s some loving weather phenomenon or something but I will keep saying it’s aliens because the d&d people who come into this thread to debunk everything are annoying and very likely smell bad (no hygiene)
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Jun 14, 2021 08:20
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endocriminologist posted:I mean most likely it’s some loving weather phenomenon or something but I will keep saying it’s aliens because the d&d people who come into this thread to debunk everything are annoying and very likely smell bad (no hygiene) until someone can provide 4k video of my so-called "body odor problem," i will have no choice but to conclude it is a hoax
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Jun 14, 2021 08:27
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endocriminologist posted:I mean most likely it’s some loving weather phenomenon or something but I will keep saying it’s aliens because the d&d people who come into this thread to debunk everything are annoying and very likely smell bad (no hygiene) greys were always real because life forms in similar ways all over this universe like fractals or from panspermia. as soon as the CIA saw one they just put them all over popular culture so now when any normal person thinks about a grey they think of those ridiculous looking fictional aliens that couldn't possibly be what aliens really look like
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Jun 14, 2021 08:27
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its a combination of birds and weather. in the case of the Phoenix lights i believe a whole flock of birds flying in formation all collided with ball heat lightning
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Jun 14, 2021 08:28
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Im guessing they're grays in the image of Elvis from perfect dark based on the size of the craft in the Puerto Rico incident
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Jun 14, 2021 08:30
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people should always wash their legs and feet and rear end. many dont!
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Jun 14, 2021 08:37
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https://www.forbes.com/sites/michaelpeck/2014/01/14/did-iranian-fighters-battle-ufos/?sh=3e4b35041a32quote:As if the Iran-UFO connection (the Axis of Alien-ness?) couldn't get any weirder, it now appears that the Iranian Air Force attempted to shoot down aircraft that didn't seem very Earth-like.   nimitz encounter was a shakedown cruise, or our lil buddies get around.
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Jun 14, 2021 08:49
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https://charlierose.com/videos/1951 lol they're real
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Jun 14, 2021 08:50
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I'm starting to think it's an op, why else would all the debunkers purposely make themselves to sound so stupid?
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Jun 14, 2021 09:09
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yeah, im thinkin they're real
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Jun 14, 2021 09:12
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There are people who can somehow make the world work and show consistency with like a 2012 liberal view of things when the majority of us no longer have a stable frame of reference for anything and at this point I'm just trying to not go completely off my rocker before i can start doing work in preparation to help my family and loved ones survive whatever the gently caress is coming, be it aliens, apocalypse, or some mere Reich ascendancy that could see me made an unPerson in law what i already am to so many people in love w/ hitler. Like that's the thing you must be pretty comfy for your overton-window for reality to even exist still. Everything but the small stuff, the interpersonal, in my life is a big (?), where i only have a rough idea of what the gently caress is going on, because nothing can be taken at face value anymore and i hate it.
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Jun 14, 2021 09:16
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i think the internet's overload of information reality unreality has really spun all frame of reference out. perhaps this ufo resurgence is with glitching
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Jun 14, 2021 09:21
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Google Butt posted:yeah, im thinkin they're real i have no reason to doubt the basic veracity of these two reports from different countries, even if the details are off/embellished. it really sounds like someone/thing/weather phenomena we haven't accounted for is legitimately zooming around to me. pretty interesting although it is disappointing to think that disclosure is going to be a big wet fart and a halfhearted shrug. nice and straightforward answer to fermi's paradox tho Riot Bimbo posted:There are people who can somehow make the world work and show consistency with like a 2012 liberal view of things when the majority of us no longer have a stable frame of reference for anything and at this point I'm just trying to not go completely off my rocker before i can start doing work in preparation to help my family and loved ones survive whatever the gently caress is coming, be it aliens, apocalypse, or some mere Reich ascendancy that could see me made an unPerson in law what i already am to so many people in love w/ hitler. 
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Jun 14, 2021 09:22
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Ross DaouThot posted:https://charlierose.com/videos/1951 im thankful for the government backed hyper normalization op so that we can start making abductees heard.
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Jun 14, 2021 09:23
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Ross DaouThot posted:https://charlierose.com/videos/1951 i saw harvard and started digging a bit, i was aware of this guy but was curious while i listened to the interview. in what i thought was gonna be an epic thread crossover, it turns out allison mack (of nxvim) is the daughter of A John Mack, but not THIS John Mack lmao. rats!
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Jun 14, 2021 09:36
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why don't these pussy aleins come hover over a city for a few hours so we can get a good look at them why don't they come to me, specifically, and say "i am an anlien"
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Jun 14, 2021 09:37
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Mola Yam posted:why don't these pussy aleins come hover over a city for a few hours so we can get a good look at them they know ur too pussy and only respect courageous individuals, and that's why they're coming to me first
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Jun 14, 2021 09:42
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjlzeYiGLzc absolutely real
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Jun 14, 2021 09:53
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Ross DaouThot posted:greys were always real because life forms in similar ways all over this universe like fractals or from panspermia. as soon as the CIA saw one they just put them all over popular culture so now when any normal person thinks about a grey they think of those ridiculous looking fictional aliens that couldn't possibly be what aliens really look like I've always wondered how many instances of DNA have evolved convergently throughout the universe. given the number of galaxies and the number of planets in each one it seems like it must be more than one. like, possibly way more than one
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Jun 14, 2021 09:57
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Google Butt posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjlzeYiGLzc The Saucer Hovers posted:here have an on topic dennis miller ratio comic i did 
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Jun 14, 2021 10:05
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Mola Yam posted:why don't these pussy aleins come hover over a city for a few hours so we can get a good look at them https://unsolvedmysteries.fandom.com/wiki/Mexico_City_UFO many such cases
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Jun 14, 2021 10:07
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Sleekly posted:i never did get why society was supposed to fall into a screaming heap at the first sign of anything weird like aliens. Humans have not been able to communicate with any other species other than teaching them tricks or to associate phrases with activities and we treat every other species terribly. I dunno what that means in the context but I'm sure there's some kind of inherent "we had it coming" sort of thing. Just think of the discourse around covid and how it's "the earth fixing us". We're just a really self loathing species I think.
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Jun 14, 2021 12:32
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fanfic insert posted:Humans have not been able to communicate with any other species other than teaching them tricks or to associate phrases with activities and we treat every other species terribly. I dunno what that means in the context but I'm sure there's some kind of inherent "we had it coming" sort of thing. Just think of the discourse around covid and how it's "the earth fixing us". We're just a really self loathing species I think. collective guilt, though maybe earned is so very indulgent that its disgustingly probable actually yeah collective being the thing there i think a big chunk of people, not lots but not isolated either, but a lot still would become somewhat disconencted enough to cause problems for the money machine and day to day that maybe thats part of the issue self loathing? how can u acknowledge human progress and politics and not be disgusted? acknowledging you are a tiny cog and daring to think outside of whatever is enslaving you? this is dangerous aliens or no and always has been
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Jun 14, 2021 12:47
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if aliens do, in fact, look like giant turnip men then I can see why they are hesitant to be seen by the masses
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Jun 14, 2021 12:56
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Delta-Wye posted:https://www.forbes.com/sites/michaelpeck/2014/01/14/did-iranian-fighters-battle-ufos/?sh=3e4b35041a32 man I posted a much earlier iranian incident in this thread. Iran been trying (and failing) to shoot these things down for a looooong time. Of course, so has the US, so they're in good company.
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Jun 14, 2021 13:03
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bet they call them delicious medjool dates over there
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Jun 14, 2021 13:09
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I'm imagining all of the Iranian pilots/military/intelligence people having the same arguments as this thread. "It's clearly a CIA drone." "It went Mach 10, if the CIA can do that we're hosed." "You're both idiots. It was clear a bird." "Birds don't shut down my radar."
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Jun 14, 2021 13:21
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clearly Iran and the US and China have been working together on this psyop for decades
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Jun 14, 2021 13:33
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Delta-Wye posted:https://www.forbes.com/sites/michaelpeck/2014/01/14/did-iranian-fighters-battle-ufos/?sh=3e4b35041a32 I wonder what is entailed by shutting down navigation systems. If a jet got blasted with a magnetic beam strong enough to disrupt the radar's magnetron, wouldn't that gently caress with other systems? Does that imply they can selectively target the radar on an intercepting f14?
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Jun 14, 2021 13:33
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Hatebag posted:I wonder what is entailed by shutting down navigation systems. If a jet got blasted with a magnetic beam strong enough to disrupt the radar's magnetron, wouldn't that gently caress with other systems? Does that imply they can selectively target the radar on an intercepting f14? well theyre flying around in space ships and poo poo at thousands of mph, i think messing with some 1970s airplane tech should be p simple for them
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Jun 14, 2021 13:39
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Log082 posted:I'm imagining all of the Iranian pilots/military/intelligence people having the same arguments as this thread. this is probably most of the actual mil chat lol
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Jun 14, 2021 13:44
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500excf type r posted:well theyre flying around in space ships and poo poo at thousands of mph, i think messing with some 1970s airplane tech should be p simple for them I think it's interesting if they can ping a radar that has like a 1 square foot cross section in a jet going 1500 mph, possibly while moving themselves. If they can shoot a magnetic beam at the whole jet and shut down all magnet-based devices, that's also cool. Maybe they just return fire on the active radar beam with their magnetic beam, though. These aliens love magnets
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Jun 14, 2021 13:48
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It's uncanny how consistent the descriptions of this egg tictac ferris wheel are
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Jun 14, 2021 14:10
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