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Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
And here I thought it was from Moldova.

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Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy
Moldavia is is a Zelda boss

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Ambitious Spider posted:

Moldavia is is a Zelda boss



Anyone else having Nam flashbacks?

Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

I can't keep track of these border disputes in the Balkans.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Zero_Grade posted:

I can't keep track of these border disputes in the Balkans.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwDrHqNZ9lo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ge4sxLgiAGA

Platystemon has a new favorite as of 13:45 on Jun 14, 2021

Such Fun
May 6, 2013
 
A few years back I worked in an art supplies store that also had an assortment of pretty rocks. Basic stuff like amethyst geodes, malachite, pyrite.
One day I get a phone call from some lady, asking about our quartz crystals - and if those are the ones that can block the radiation from wifi-routers

So I told her why not. She did not appreciate that information

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
That sure is some incomprehensible political stuff.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

goblin week posted:

Only complete assholes call that river „Moldau”

That is the name of the river in English, the language I am writing in.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

That sure is some incomprehensible political stuff.

Strong title energy

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


DJ Fuckboy Supreme posted:

Strong title energy

joylessdivision
Jun 15, 2013




Thinking about them beans :barf:

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Skwirl posted:

More John McAffee talking about whale loving, spoilered because there's a mildy :NSFW: photo of some man rear end, they are not penetrating a whale in the photo, but it looks like they plan to.

https://twitter.com/kimpossiblefact/status/1404265727608057858?s=20
he's surprisingly thin-skinned for someone who looks like an albino slim jim

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




People always act like blocking somebody is like some huge public meltdown, but why would you let a complete stranger keep sending you hate mail when you can just click a button and never hear from them again?

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

Bismuth posted:

Do tiktoks embed properly yet

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMdYefPBK/

idk but as a non-crazy rock enjoyer people like this drive up the wall

One could probably make a tidy business just grinding down green bottle glass into pretty shapes for these people.

Though at least this stuff has the "it came from space (maybe)" bit to it. I can't stand those salt lamps people go on and on about.

It's just salt. And that's assuming it's actually salt, or even salt from the Himalayas. I bet 99% of those lamps are at best just cast molds dyed to look kinda right.

And a 30 watt lamp bulb is not going to do anything to salt. If it did your table salt would be giving off just as much if not more "ions" since the increased surface area would make it more efficient. But you also don't want a lamp to be able to decompose salt because you'd get chlorine gas!

rant rant rant rant rant

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Guess what else is cool about salt lamps? If your cat licks it, they get sediment in their urethra and you get to choose between spending a poo poo ton of money or killing it

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

I always thought people liked salt lamps because they look neat have have a nice pink mood lighting

uranium grass
Jan 15, 2005

Crain posted:

One could probably make a tidy business just grinding down green bottle glass into pretty shapes for these people.

hello from the uranium glass jewelry community. this year I bought 5 lbs of fenton burmese slag glass to turn into jewelry. if you check etsy you can find lots of exactly that, green glass ground down into pretty shapes, no woo necessary!

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

RFC2324 posted:

I always thought people liked salt lamps because they look neat have have a nice pink mood lighting
Also because when no one is looking you can lick the lamp

𝓳𝓾𝓼𝓽 𝓼𝓹𝓲𝓻𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓼

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Ellie Trashcakes posted:

Also because when no one is looking you can lick the lamp

𝓳𝓾𝓼𝓽 𝓼𝓹𝓲𝓻𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓼

Glad I've dodged spiro. It seems so unpleasant

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

RFC2324 posted:

I always thought people liked salt lamps because they look neat have have a nice pink mood lighting

Isn't there a whole alt medicine woo thing about their "energy" or some such?

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Mak0rz posted:

Isn't there a whole alt medicine woo thing about their "energy" or some such?

Probably, but I've never heard of it, and that includes explicitly asking someone who made and somd them. Its probably a thing that looks huge on the internet, but is actually 50 people who REALLY believe

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

flavor.flv posted:

People always act like blocking somebody is like some huge public meltdown, but why would you let a complete stranger keep sending you hate mail when you can just click a button and never hear from them again?

Sure, but there are people who use it like that, and then there are people who use it whenever they're losing to someone n an argument. Either way, it's not as funny as hiding replies.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

RFC2324 posted:

Glad I've dodged spiro. It seems so unpleasant
Eh, it's not so bad once you get used to all the peeing

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

I've seen stuff about how the salt like, ionises and purifies the air or some other bullshit

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
All I know is don't run a humidifier with one in the room because the lamp will melt

RabbitWizard
Oct 21, 2008

Muldoon

Brawnfire posted:

I've seen stuff about how the salt like, ionises and purifies the air or some other bullshit

Yep. Here's an explanation:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQ--scjcAZ4

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



I was hoping that video would be 1 second long, of just the guy going "No"

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
I like it when they put the answer right in the thumbnail so I don't have to watch the video to find out

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Brawnfire posted:

Guess what else is cool about salt lamps? If your cat licks it, they get sediment in their urethra and you get to choose between spending a poo poo ton of money or killing it

*sob* Goodbye, Mr Bojangles. *raises salt lamp over head...*

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

*sob* Goodbye, Mr Bojangles. *raises salt lamp over head...*

Though I never knew you at all

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


flavor.flv posted:

People always act like blocking somebody is like some huge public meltdown, but why would you let a complete stranger keep sending you hate mail when you can just click a button and never hear from them again?

It's much more passive-aggressive fun to mute them.

ponzicar
Mar 17, 2008

flavor.flv posted:

People always act like blocking somebody is like some huge public meltdown, but why would you let a complete stranger keep sending you hate mail when you can just click a button and never hear from them again?

It's proof that the account owner read it and was at least mildly annoyed. Since most public figures aren't going to be drawn into a Twitter argument, that's as good of a reaction as you can expect.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Heath posted:

I like it when they put the answer right in the thumbnail so I don't have to watch the video to find out

I watched, and its actually more complicated than that. Salt lamps absolutely do not work, but the mechanism they claim to work by(negative ions) might, at least for fighting depression.

LordSaturn
Aug 12, 2007

sadly unfunny

Bismuth posted:

Do tiktoks embed properly yet

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMdYefPBK/

idk but as a non-crazy rock enjoyer people like this drive up the wall

you know, this wasn't the kind of rock I expected you to enjoy

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
That’s because they often accidentally reflect full spectrum light. If you get a white full spectrum lightbulb then it does help with SAD but you got to stick with it till your brain adjusts.

Another thing we know from light therapy research with people with severe sensory issues is that if humans have a favourite colour then switching the bulb or lampshade to that colour is calming and can help sort out sleep patterns.

The reverse is also true, If you have a colour you hate then if anything in your room is that colour, say bright yellow on a Pokemon poster, your brain can get fixated on it even with the light off because it still knows it’s there and it can cause issues with stress and getting to sleep.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

I am my happiest in a room with an orange-red light color

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

RFC2324 posted:

but the mechanism they claim to work by(negative ions) might, at least for fighting depression.

I haven't gotten around to watching the video yet but I'm confused by this statement. I guess it's strictly true in so far as things like salts and other foods, minerals, and medicines containing ions, but how exactly is that supposed to apply to a lightbulb in a rock?

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Mak0rz posted:

I haven't gotten around to watching the video yet but I'm confused by this statement. I guess it's strictly true in so far as things like salts and other foods, minerals, and medicines containing ions, but how exactly is that supposed to apply to a lightbulb in a rock?

the lightbulb in a rock does not work, as it does not actually produce any negative ions

if you get an actual negative ion generator, it does help, but also produces a ton of ozone as a byproduct

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Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Crain posted:

One could probably make a tidy business just grinding down green bottle glass into pretty shapes for these people.

Though at least this stuff has the "it came from space (maybe)" bit to it. I can't stand those salt lamps people go on and on about.

It's just salt. And that's assuming it's actually salt, or even salt from the Himalayas. I bet 99% of those lamps are at best just cast molds dyed to look kinda right.

And a 30 watt lamp bulb is not going to do anything to salt. If it did your table salt would be giving off just as much if not more "ions" since the increased surface area would make it more efficient. But you also don't want a lamp to be able to decompose salt because you'd get chlorine gas!

rant rant rant rant rant

I would love if people sold the woo community fake moldavite so non-idiot rock enjoyers could have the real stuff. I really love moldavite because its basically my favorite color and the raw texture is beautiful, but GOD its expensive and i cant imagine theyre making that any better.

I saw someone encase some in one of those stupid orgone pyramids and i felt my blood pressure rise

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