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Junpei Hyde
Mar 15, 2013




Vandar posted:

That was Absolution, a faction that came in strong and then immediately transformed into a job squad.

As far as Paige trios go I'm a bigger fan of THE SUBMISSION SORORITY

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Alexander Hamilton
Dec 29, 2008
The Submission Sorority? Never heard of that group. Guess I better google it!

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

you can't convince me that Paige didn't intentionally push for that name.

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
HHH's life is infinitely better than mine will ever be so I find it hard to laugh at him or think him marrying a hot millionaire and being a millionaire as failure.

Coaaab
Aug 6, 2006

Wish I was there...

Eat My Fuc posted:

HHH's life is infinitely better than mine will ever be so I find it hard to laugh at him or think him marrying a hot millionaire and being a millionaire as failure.
think of hhh as charles foster kane and rosebud as wwe

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Eat My Fuc posted:

HHH's life is infinitely better than mine will ever be so I find it hard to laugh at him or think him marrying a hot millionaire and being a millionaire as failure.

Dude couldn't even afford himself a wife who knows how to smile.

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

HHH's life sounds like everything I have maneuvered my life to not be. Working for a crazy person, working in an environment that looks down at any time off, never being able to turn off, traveling all the time, working at a mega corp in the us. gently caress all that.

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
It’s way more acceptable to punch up on people who have it better than you then the opposite where you laugh at someone who has it worse

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

coconono posted:

you can't convince me that Paige didn't intentionally push for that name.

Pretty sure she's on record as trying to warn them against using it because she knew it was the name of a porno.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Sydney Bottocks posted:

I will never not chuckle whenever someone posts and points out that "HHH worked for 20 years to maneuver himself into position to take over WWE, including marrying into Vince's family, only to have an outside hire from the corporate world outmaneuver him in less than four months" :laugh:

You're forgetting the funniest part. That it's because of two guys named Khan who are completely unrelated.

Karma Tornado
Dec 21, 2007

The worst kind of tornado.

Paul furiously clapping after his wife does an adequate promo

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

You might not like it but this is what achieving the American Dream looks like. You wish you were living it this good.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Eat My Fuc posted:

HHH's life is infinitely better than mine will ever be so I find it hard to laugh at him or think him marrying a hot millionaire and being a millionaire as failure.

Some big "defends Elon Musk from criticism on Twitter by talking about how rich he is" energy here.

dodgeblan
Jul 20, 2019
if this was the 90s we'd get an awesome storyline on RAW about HHH getting pushed down the ladder and eventually Stephanie sleeps with... Otis

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
You gotta take what you get whenever rich assholes encounter setbacks in their life.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

dodgeblan posted:

if this was the 90s we'd get an awesome storyline on RAW about HHH getting pushed down the ladder and eventually Stephanie sleeps with... Otis

and she says Otis has a bigger cock, to which Otis brings out Shorty G is a rooster costume.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Nick Khan has by far the most enormous and powerful body of any WWE exec ever and it shows

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

dodgeblan posted:

if this was the 90s we'd get an awesome storyline on RAW about HHH getting pushed down the ladder and eventually Stephanie sleeps with... Otis
You know drat well it'd end with a Triple H/Roman Reigns Wrestlemania match where Roman has stolen Stephanie from him, gained the favor of Vince and now claims the entire WWE Universe is his table. Probably a promo about Triple H eating at the kiddie table with his NXT rejects. The match lasts 55 minutes.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

I think it's quite possible for EMF, or anyone, to see someone that has even a diminished amount of power and a heck of a lot of material wealth and physical health and thinks that that is a happy man. But the fact is that those things will never equate to happiness for HHH specifically. He can hire all the best talent he wants but he knows he'll have to watch and publicly defend them being ground under a bootheel and eventually released for the foreseeable future.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

If you sell out and/or are an rear end in a top hat for the sole purpose of your own personal wealth and power then I'm drat sure gonna laugh when it comes crashing down.

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Eat My Fuc posted:

HHH's life is infinitely better than mine will ever be so I find it hard to laugh at him or think him marrying a hot millionaire and being a millionaire as failure.

counterpoint: HHH spent decades, arguably most of his career, learning to not just exist but to thrive and flourish in the deeply sick, poisonous milieu of Vince McMahon’s WWF/E; and that doesn’t happen to anyone unless they stuff any trace of their conscience in a deep dark hole and encourage the immiseration of basically everyone who comes in after them. I wouldn’t care to have changed places with The Asskicker for that very reason, even before some MBA hoisted him upon his own petard and turned the prospective McMahon-Levesque empire to ashes

Karma Tornado
Dec 21, 2007

The worst kind of tornado.

and it hurts inside

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Trips' life isnt better than mine, he's just richer

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
Something I found so loving ridiculous were the people that were all “Once Vince dies/retires Triple H and Stephanie will take over and the product will be so much better” and not “...and they’ll treat their employees better and give them what they deserve” or “...and they’ll stop harboring child molesters” or “...and they’ll no longer rely on racist stereotypes and deal with the systemic racism within the company.”

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Shard posted:

HHH's life sounds like everything I have maneuvered my life to not be. Working for a crazy person, working in an environment that looks down at any time off, never being able to turn off, traveling all the time, working at a mega corp in the us. gently caress all that.
I used to have a job where I would be thinking about work in the off-hours and was constantly on edge. Would not recommend.

Chinook
Apr 11, 2006

SHODAI

Pope Corky the IX posted:

Something I found so loving ridiculous were the people that were all “Once Vince dies/retires Triple H and Stephanie will take over and the product will be so much better” and not “...and they’ll treat their employees better and give them what they deserve” or “...and they’ll stop harboring child molesters” or “...and they’ll no longer rely on racist stereotypes and deal with the systemic racism within the company.”

I mean that’s not a very realistic expectation so

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Nick Jr. Face posted:

I used to have a job where I would be thinking about work in the off-hours and was constantly on edge. Would not recommend.

Same. It's a god damned nightmare. Only recently had I stopped having nightmares. I'd literally have nightmares about working there still and being so relieved when I woke up to realize it was just a dream. It's the closest thing to actual ptsd I've ever had. Hell maybe it actually was PTSD.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.

Pope Corky the IX posted:

Something I found so loving ridiculous were the people that were all “Once Vince dies/retires Triple H and Stephanie will take over and the product will be so much better” and not “...and they’ll treat their employees better and give them what they deserve” or “...and they’ll stop harboring child molesters” or “...and they’ll no longer rely on racist stereotypes and deal with the systemic racism within the company.”

Those kind of people make Triple H laugh! They should do a funny dance for him.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 28 hours!

Eat My Fuc posted:

HHH's life is infinitely better than mine will ever be so I find it hard to laugh at him or think him marrying a hot millionaire and being a millionaire as failure.

HHH angled for over two decades to take over the biggest wrestling company in the world, and now sees that dream slipping completely through his fingers, simply because his insane father-in-law decided to let an outsider with more corporate experience run things instead of him.

I promise you, no amount of being rich or having a hot wife who's also rich will ever, and I do mean ever, heal that gaping wound in HHH's psyche.

E: this is basically the same logic people try to apply to Vince or other rich sociopaths. "Vince is rich, if I was him I'd just retire and live in my Florida mansion and have flings with swimwear models." "Why does Trump want to be president again, he's rich and has his Eastern European nude model trophy wife and bangs porn stars, he should just chill at Mar-a-Lago and live the good life." For these people it's not about the money or the women. It's all about the power and attention they get that feeds their ego. HHH isn't going to be content to just chill out with Stephanie when he could have been running WWE and reshaping it to fit his whims.

Sydney Bottocks fucked around with this message at 20:48 on Jun 14, 2021

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Vince isn't gonna die you dinks. Quit fantasybooking a regime change that will never happen.

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

HHH accidentally booking himself into a Billy Madison shoot angle where he loses at the end is great

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
i heard that Nick Khan has a tattoo of Chyna on his back

cams
Mar 28, 2003


i am not jealous of triple h because being married to stephanie mcmahon seems deeply unpleasant

unless they just have "an arrangement" and rarely actually interact, then it'd be better i guess

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
Stephanie seems like a good person to me because she quoted some guy giving a dumb rear end ted talk on corporate philanthropy everyone will hate her forever. I hope she wrestles again her last match was dope and I liked her as a character.

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

Eat My Fuc posted:

Stephanie seems like a good person to me because she quoted some guy giving a dumb rear end ted talk on corporate philanthropy everyone will hate her forever. I hope she wrestles again her last match was dope and I liked her as a character.

Yeah and after all she was responsible for the Women’s Revolution in wrestling

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Boy somebody really woke up wanting to see a couple pages of yellow.

DogsInSpace!
Sep 11, 2001


Fun Shoe

Sydney Bottocks posted:

HHH angled for over two decades to take over the biggest wrestling company in the world, and now sees that dream slipping completely through his fingers, simply because his insane father-in-law decided to let an outsider with more corporate experience run things instead of him.

I promise you, no amount of being rich or having a hot wife who's also rich will ever, and I do mean ever, heal that gaping wound in HHH's psyche.

E: this is basically the same logic people try to apply to Vince or other rich sociopaths. "Vince is rich, if I was him I'd just retire and live in my Florida mansion and have flings with swimwear models." "Why does Trump want to be president again, he's rich and has his Eastern European nude model trophy wife and bangs porn stars, he should just chill at Mar-a-Lago and live the good life." For these people it's not about the money or the women. It's all about the power and attention they get that feeds their ego. HHH isn't going to be content to just chill out with Stephanie when he could have been running WWE and reshaping it to fit his whims.

It will never happen but I like to imagine travelling to Florida and stopping by a Wal-Mart late at night. Some schlubby assistant manager tells his fellow hardware employees about he was a big f’ing deal and almost became king of an empire if it wasn’t for filthy foreign types. “I will regain my Destiny!” he says dramatically before his 19 year old boss tells them to break it up and get back to work. The manager tells that racist dbag he will have to work an unpaid sudden triple shift starting NOW before walking off. The WalMart employee only known as Paul raises a sledgehammer and poses while his iPhone knockoff plays Motörhead.

I mean… them becoming empathetic, charitable people would be great but I would giggle at Steph and Hunter wondering if I would like fries with that.

DogsInSpace! fucked around with this message at 21:19 on Jun 14, 2021

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

MJeff posted:

Boy somebody really woke up wanting to see a couple pages of yellow.

Purple on night mode my friend.

Ad by Khad
Jul 25, 2007

Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.

I also hang out with racists.
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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Yellow?!!!

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