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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Almost Olympics time.

















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Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Scratch Monkey posted:

In Canada it cums (ha ha) in plastic bags
they're called condoms and they're not plastic

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Cartoon Man posted:


Stressed_farting.jpg


I was about to say I am really surprised the olympics are going ahead considering COVID. But, no of course the IOC gotta get paid no matter what, the scummy bastards.

Yellow Yoshi
Apr 29, 2020

Figure 1: Mario's weird dog
i want to go back to talking about saw-saws

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Yellow Yoshi posted:

i want to go back to talking about saw-saws



?

John Murdoch
May 19, 2009

I can tune a fish.

Amphigory posted:

She gets visitation rights though

I guarantee she's secretly wanking them off into milk jugs when no one is around

Operation Cum Steal

Emily Spinach
Oct 21, 2010

:)
It’s 🌿Garland🌿!😯😯😯 No…🙅 I am become😤 😈CHAOS👿! MMMMH😋 GHAAA😫

Fister Roboto posted:

hahahaha holy poo poo i knew the meme but had no idea about the story behind it

Same until recently, except I'd actually read the original OP but didn't know it was granos because he'd changed his name.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


John Murdoch posted:

Operation Cum Steal

:cumpolice:

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Bill Shatner worked hard for all that horse cum! Some random jezebel has no right to just slurp it all up!

Sound.
https://i.imgur.com/GDbnPwP.mp4

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

Beerdeer
Apr 25, 2006

Frank Herbert's Dude

Obviously a see-see

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

John Murdoch posted:

Operation Cum Steal

(Extremely David Hayter voice)Cum.... steal?!

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


Pulp or no pulp?

hazardousmouse
Dec 17, 2010

:hmmyes:

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007


this is not a poo poo post

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

John Murdoch posted:

Operation Cum Steal

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Yellow Yoshi posted:

i want to go back to talking about saw-saws

You can probably find one at a yard sard.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005




The things people need my help with. sigh

minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender

Reminds me, the XXX Porn Parody of Inside Man was also called Inside Man.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

I bet we can name a lot of movies that would have the same title as a porn parody. 2-3 pages worth, at least.

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

Why would you do that?

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

freeedr posted:




The things people need my help with. sigh

When a place I used to work for switched to the electronic paperwork, they accidentally left all the ICD10 codes in the drop down menu. It was hell to use but it was fun seeing insanely specific stuff like “gunshot wound, bazooka” and “struck by space debris, left arm”.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

bike tory posted:

this is not a poo poo post

It's a doomed post

Nomnom Cookie
Aug 30, 2009



Ugly In The Morning posted:

When a place I used to work for switched to the electronic paperwork, they accidentally left all the ICD10 codes in the drop down menu. It was hell to use but it was fun seeing insanely specific stuff like “gunshot wound, bazooka” and “struck by space debris, left arm”.

bazookas arent guns tho

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Nomnom Cookie posted:

bazookas arent guns tho


it's considered a rifle.

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



LifeSunDeath posted:


it's considered a rifle.



why wont the gubmint let me have one then, as a god-given right as an American?

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

LifeSunDeath posted:


it's considered a rifle.



That's not an M1 Bazooka, though, it's a recoilless rifle.

E: doh, missed that last bit in your post. Oh well.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Jabberlock posted:

why wont the gubmint let me have one then, as a god-given right as an American?

Don't you just need a background check and a $200 tax stamp per rocket?

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
In "free" states that's all you need. :bustem:

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



Memento posted:

Don't you just need a background check and a $200 tax stamp per rocket?

idk probably, one would hope it wouldn't be legal but also not surprised it is

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


Am I an idiot or is "craniorectal herniation" head stuck in butt?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

LifeSunDeath posted:


it's considered a rifle.



It’s literally just for the alliteration. It sounds good.

They have no rifling, and they’re not guns because they build no pressure. They just guide a self-propelled rocket for a couple of feet.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

I'm in love with the idea of rednecks thinking that owning a tank or RPG will make them able to stand up to the US gov + army in a legit conflict.


E: oh, wait, I just remembered america's war box scores. loving rednecks would probably win.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Platystemon posted:

It’s literally just for the alliteration. It sounds good.

They have no rifling, and they’re not guns because they build no pressure. They just guide a self-propelled rocket for a couple of feet.

The Carl Gustav recoilless rifle and its descendants (currently in use by the US as the M3E1 and by other names in other countries) is rifled and usually does not use rockets. (A rocket-boosted round is available for long range use)

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Platystemon posted:

It’s literally just for the alliteration. It sounds good.

They have no rifling, and they’re not guns because they build no pressure. They just guide a self-propelled rocket for a couple of feet.

That's a rocket launcher. A recoilless rifle really does use an explosive charge to propel a shell. It's "recoilless" because, like a rocket launcher, it's open at the back to allow some of the gases out. Unlike a rocket launcher, the projectile is not self-propelled when it's in flight (unless you add a rocket to it, I guess).

Detheros
Apr 11, 2010

I want to die.



Cocaine Bear posted:

I'm in love with the idea of rednecks thinking that owning a tank or RPG will make them able to stand up to the US gov + army in a legit conflict.


E: oh, wait, I just remembered america's war box scores. loving rednecks would probably win.

I mean they won pretty hard on Jan 6.

Bugsy
Jul 15, 2004

I'm thumpin'. That's
why they call me
'Thumper'.


Slippery Tilde
https://i.imgur.com/ZUMK0qR.mp4

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Memento posted:

Don't you just need a background check and a $200 tax stamp per rocket?

The launcher itself would be a destructive device and need a stamp. If the projectiles were just metal then they’d been uncontrolled but if they had more than 1/4 ounce of explosive than each one would also be a DD and you’d need a separate stamp.

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The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

There's more than 1/4 ounce of propellant isn't there? Or does that not count?

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