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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
Like most stuff that's new to Cap, he would be confused by it at first, but a quick study.

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Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Taskmaster is probably the best at it, pretty easy for him to refine his technique

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Rhyno posted:

Taskmaster is probably the best at it, pretty easy for him to refine his technique

Doesn't he have to see someone else do it first? Most of the available videos the woman isn't having near as much fun as she seems to be.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Skwirl posted:

Doesn't he have to see someone else do it first? Most of the available videos the woman isn't having near as much fun as she seems to be.

That is an excellent point.

So he'd brag about it and end up leaving the ladies disappointed.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




RevKrule posted:

https://twitter.com/JoeOtterson/status/1404495349520244736

Batman's too cool to go down on his ladies I guess.

NWS: https://imgur.com/CCJrurD

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Skwirl posted:

Doesn't he have to see someone else do it first? Most of the available videos the woman isn't having near as much fun as she seems to be.

He would watch feminist produced lesbian porn and be fine.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Vince MechMahon posted:

He would watch feminist produced lesbian porn and be fine.
No, he could do that.

He watches the lazy straight stuff and doesn't understand why he can't keep a girlfriend.

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch
vulpes we need a canon answer here

theironjef
Aug 11, 2009

The archmage of unexpected stinks.

Rhyno posted:

Taskmaster is probably the best at it, pretty easy for him to refine his technique

I'm sure the back of his always-on skull mask has had like a million orgasms.

Vulpes Vulpes
Apr 28, 2013

"...for you, it is all over...!"

site posted:

vulpes we need a canon answer here

There is no way Taskmaster is a considerate or even competent lover. He thinks he's a real champ though.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Vulpes Vulpes posted:

There is no way Taskmaster is a considerate or even competent lover. He thinks he's a real champ though.

My writer origin story is going to be getting into the business just to retcon this.

Soonmot
Dec 19, 2002

Entrapta fucking loves robots




Grimey Drawer
cap didn't get laid until he was unfrozen and I don't think any of his partners would have stood for that. He'd also be very willing to listen and learn.

Icandothisallday.gif

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
The super soldier serum gave him incredible lung capacity, he can hold his breath for hours.

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer
e: nm

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!

ilikedirt posted:

Captain america eats the gently caress out of a pussy, better than batman even, because he CARES

Look, maybe if you've fought the Joker as many times as Batman has you tend to get a little skittish around any kind of smile.

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."
In Loki anybody else think that Mobius' comments about another agent (bringing back souvenirs etc) are references to another version of him?.

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch
Loki: i had a feeling right when Loki called it enchanting it was gonna be Amora and not another loki variant.

^^^ it's like legends of tomorrow and he's actually one of many Mobius clones

E: it would be cool if they got Karl urban to come back to play a variant skurge to hang out with Amora. Maybe without the unrequited love part though

site fucked around with this message at 19:04 on Jun 16, 2021

Rohan Kishibe
Oct 29, 2011

Frankly, I don't like you
and I never have.
I feel like it's very inconsistent whether people remember Loki is meant to be way stronger and tougher than a human being even if he was getting swirlied by Thor on the reg as a kid.

Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS
Did I miss a memo that "I Need a Hero" needs to be played on everything ever? It was in the Guardians of the Galaxy game trailer, now it shows up in Loki.

jng2058
Jul 17, 2010

We have the tools, we have the talent!





Rohan Kishibe posted:

I feel like it's very inconsistent whether people remember Loki is meant to be way stronger and tougher than a human being even if he was getting swirlied by Thor on the reg as a kid.

Eh, it's easy to assume that the control enchantment also makes the puppet stronger while it's in effect. That could be why they pass out so quickly, the enchantment is making them overstress themselves.


Medullah posted:

Did I miss a memo that "I Need a Hero" needs to be played on everything ever? It was in the Guardians of the Galaxy game trailer, now it shows up in Loki.

Yeah, but Loki was doing it ironically. Besides they filmed that months ago, there was no way to know that it would also show up in a He-Man trailer a week before the episode aired.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

Medullah posted:

Did I miss a memo that "I Need a Hero" needs to be played on everything ever? It was in the Guardians of the Galaxy game trailer, now it shows up in Loki.

He-Man too.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Just started stargirl and besides the jsa being dead this show rocks.

Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS

Gaz-L posted:

He-Man too.

Thanks I couldn't remember but I kew it was somewhere else.

Soonmot
Dec 19, 2002

Entrapta fucking loves robots




Grimey Drawer

site posted:

Loki: i had a feeling right when Loki called it enchanting it was gonna be Amora and not another loki variant.

^^^ it's like legends of tomorrow and he's actually one of many Mobius clones

E: it would be cool if they got Karl urban to come back to play a variant skurge to hang out with Amora. Maybe without the unrequited love part though

Spoilers for big bad So that's Amora and not Lady Loki?

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

Soonmot posted:

Spoilers for big bad So that's Amora and not Lady Loki?

Not officially yet, but HiddleLoki calling out her using enchantment magic specifically and her viscerally reacting to him calling her Loki telling him not to use that name... seems pretty likely. Hell, maybe she's the Enchantress and she's being used by Richard E Grant as Old Loki.

RevKrule
Jul 9, 2001

Thrilling the forums since 2001

Soonmot posted:

Spoilers for big bad So that's Amora and not Lady Loki?

She's listed in the foreign language credits as "Sylvie" which people are linking back to Sylvie Lushton aka Enchantress.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Soonmot posted:

cap didn't get laid until he was unfrozen and I don't think any of his partners would have stood for that. He'd also be very willing to listen and learn.

Icandothisallday.gif

I know movie Cap was frozen before he even kissed a girl, but I'm betting comic book Cap got down. He spent a lot more time doing stuff like liberating occupied France. So you know, grateful French ladies and what not.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Skwirl posted:

I know movie Cap was frozen before he even kissed a girl, but I'm betting comic book Cap got down. He spent a lot more time doing stuff like liberating occupied France. So you know, grateful French ladies and what not.

Cap didn't fraternise because he listened to all those training film reels about VD.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Vince MechMahon posted:

Cap didn't fraternise because he listened to all those training film reels about VD.

Fraternizing is literally in France's national motto, he wouldn't disrespect local culture like that.

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!
The 'A' on his forehead was meant to proudly tell the world he was
Is an rear end man.

Sentinel Red
Nov 13, 2007
Style > Content.

Skwirl posted:

I know movie Cap was frozen before he even kissed a girl, but I'm betting comic book Cap got down. He spent a lot more time doing stuff like liberating occupied France. So you know, grateful French ladies and what not.

I know you posting something and being wrong is your gimmick or bit or whatever but movie Cap absolutely kisses a girl before he goes into the ice, hence Peggy testing out the shield with live ammo right away.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Skwirl posted:

I know movie Cap was frozen before he even kissed a girl, but I'm betting comic book Cap got down. He spent a lot more time doing stuff like liberating occupied France. So you know, grateful French ladies and what not.

Cap got a kiss from Natalie Dormer, and that's a pretty good memory for the frozen days.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
I mean it's very clearly Dormer doing the kissing and very questionable if Cap consents.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Sentinel Red posted:

I know you posting something and being wrong is your gimmick or bit or whatever but movie Cap absolutely kisses a girl before he goes into the ice, hence Peggy testing out the shield with live ammo right away.

It's been like 4 years since I saw it last, but I didn't think Chris Evans kissed Peggy or anyone else before crashing into the ice.

But I'll defer to you and amend my statement to "I know Movie Cap only kissed a girl before he was frozen...[everything else I said]"

Aside from hyperbolic overstatements for effect, anytime I say something inaccurate I'm just misremembering something from a while ago. It's weird you think I do it as a bit.

Edit: See, I just forgot that part. He definitely didn't gently caress before getting frozen though.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Stargirl is pretty solid but hopefully they lay off the "Courtney doesn't listen and learns a lesson the hard way" that kept happening

OnimaruXLR
Sep 15, 2007
Lurklurklurklurklurk

Skwirl posted:

I know movie Cap was frozen before he even kissed a girl, but I'm betting comic book Cap got down. He spent a lot more time doing stuff like liberating occupied France. So you know, grateful French ladies and what not.

Didn't he canonically have sex with (young (not blind yet)) Blind Al from Kelly's Deadpool?

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

OnimaruXLR posted:

Didn't he canonically have sex with (young (not blind yet)) Blind Al from Kelly's Deadpool?

Maybe? I haven't read that.

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

The 'A' on his forehead was meant to proudly tell the world he was
Is an rear end man.

The A means he eats rear end duh

Also steve rogers was an expert pussy eater even before the super soldier serum, because he embodies the best in all of us

Sgt. Politeness
Sep 29, 2003

I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

Gaz-L posted:

Not officially yet, but HiddleLoki calling out her using enchantment magic specifically and her viscerally reacting to him calling her Loki telling him not to use that name... seems pretty likely. Hell, maybe she's the Enchantress and she's being used by Richard E Grant as Old Loki.

It's also possible that in the MCU Enchantress is just a version of Loki like how Ultimate Cable is Wolverine from the future.

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howe_sam
Mar 7, 2013

Creepy little garbage eaters

Codependent Poster posted:

Stargirl is pretty solid but hopefully they lay off the "Courtney doesn't listen and learns a lesson the hard way" that kept happening
Honestly, I find it endearing that Courtney full of brio, moxie, and no brains whatsoever.

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