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ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

LordSaturn posted:

huh, that's weird, this guy's probed for HOW long? and he just posted on this same page? better check his rap sheet and see what he did...

LOL

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some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

LordSaturn posted:

huh, that's weird, this guy's probed for HOW long? and he just posted on this same page? better check his rap sheet and see what he did...

In case anyone doesn't feel like checking, he made a terrible qcs thread about unimpeachable queen Roth and every time someone posted in it a week got added to his probe

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012


some plague rats posted:

In case anyone doesn't feel like checking, he made a terrible qcs thread about unimpeachable queen Roth and every time someone posted in it a week got added to his probe

fifteen pages of everything from random image dumps to dark souls chat

one of the best probation-handing-outs ever

Douche Wolf 89
Dec 9, 2010

🍉🐺8️⃣9️⃣
The iceberg meme but at very the bottom is starting QCS threads

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

I tried to post in the thread but soon realized I was reading the goldmine link

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
An appearance by mysterious forums hero Jeffery of YOSPOS too.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

An appearance by mysterious forums hero Jeffery of YOSPOS too.

very glad they haven't decided to ban him

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

He's the only good gimmick since gamequoter.

HOLY FUCK
Mar 31, 2007

Cats are terrifying, everyone knows that! 'Cause they're witches! And they've got knives in their feet!


some plague rats posted:

In case anyone doesn't feel like checking, he made a terrible qcs thread about unimpeachable queen Roth and every time someone posted in it a week got added to his probe

:lol: i wonder if that's been set up to be automatic or if some poor bastard has to keep their eyes on the thread and do it manually

just wondering ~what's possible~ :allears:

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

HOLY gently caress posted:

:lol: i wonder if that's been set up to be automatic or if some poor bastard has to keep their eyes on the thread and do it manually

just wondering ~what's possible~ :allears:

Based on the way its happening, its either Jeffrey or Astral editing the database by hand. Way easier to do it that way than code something one time up.

And if they did code it up it will be used again :getin:

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

RFC2324 posted:

Based on the way its happening, its either Jeffrey or Astral editing the database by hand. Way easier to do it that way than code something one time up.

And if they did code it up it will be used again :getin:

I saw a similar weird probation number like that recently, for Sassafras in the D&D CanPol thread. Don’t know if it was related, they didn’t disclose anything.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Arivia posted:

I saw a similar weird probation number like that recently, for Sassafras in the D&D CanPol thread. Don’t know if it was related, they didn’t disclose anything.

I *think* admins can probate for any amount of time, but to change it without a database edit they have to do another probe, overwriting the old one. Since the number on e_e's probe kept changing without new ones being applied means Astral or Jeffrey, since they are the only ones with database access.

*This is based on half remembered posts from years ago, so grain of salt

astral
Apr 26, 2004

Admins can edit the probation length without any manual database stuff required. This is currently the only way to "undo" an approved probation (queued probations that are not yet approved can be retracted).

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

I greatly appreciate that thread. Probably the only funny thing the OP has ever been responsible for on this site.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

astral posted:

Admins can edit the probation length without any manual database stuff required. This is currently the only way to "undo" an approved probation (queued probations that are not yet approved can be retracted).

Oh, I always thought they had to overwrite with a new probe!

Shoulda jusr kept quiet and taken credit 😅

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"


QCS is fun right now.

symbolic posted:

i'd call your posts toothless but that might attract Cyrano

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Rockman Reserve posted:

QCS is fun right now.

is there a chloe + drat smiley

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

Rockman Reserve posted:

QCS is fun right now.

holy poo poo

Stexils
Jun 5, 2008

i don't know why anyone would be a mod. either you go insane or you get dragged down because someone else went insane.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



imagine a regular person getting offered a modship

like your first thought would be what the gently caress did i do? fuckfuckfuck. okay, calm down. i stole that bike in high school. that can't be it right? maybe it was for shoplifting? ohhh poo poo did i ever pay that overdue fee at the library. maybe its mistaken identity? either way i'm screwed. nobody innocent gets modded

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Carthag Tuek posted:

imagine a regular person getting offered a modship

like your first thought would be what the gently caress did i do? fuckfuckfuck. okay, calm down. i stole that bike in high school. that can't be it right? maybe it was for shoplifting? ohhh poo poo did i ever pay that overdue fee at the library. maybe its mistaken identity? either way i'm screwed. nobody innocent gets modded

No one here is innocent.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



CaptainSarcastic posted:

No one here is innocent.

epistemologically true

Stexils
Jun 5, 2008

the mods may judge you but their sins outnumber your own

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I would accept it, but only because I know I am pure of heart and would only use it to probe myself

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Captain Hygiene posted:

I would accept it, but only because I know I am pure of heart and would only use it to probe myself

Whoa whoa whoa, keep that poo poo on your OnlyFans.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Lemniscate Blue posted:

Whoa whoa whoa, keep that poo poo on your OnlyFans.

Yeah, and link it here please

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Captain Hygiene posted:

I would accept it, but only because I know I am pure of heart and would only use it to probe myself

pls dont probe yourself where i can see it, tia

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



I just looked at a couple QCS threads and deeply regret this decision.

Stexils
Jun 5, 2008

looking for some s&m play (shitposter & mod)

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Lemniscate Blue posted:

Whoa whoa whoa, keep that poo poo on your OnlyFans.

So you're saying you'd be interested in paying for gamer goon bathwater?

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Stexils posted:

looking for some s&m play (shitposter & mod)

Change sodomy laws so butt stuff is ok but this is illegal

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Captain Hygiene posted:

So you're saying you'd be interested in paying for gamer goon bathwater?

Like gamer goons bathe.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I would, for a price.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Stexils posted:

looking for some s&m play (shitposter & mod)

Masochist is right

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012
*changes the number back to 0 on the "Days since Larry Parish was banned sign"

Democracy works.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

And yet Of Science is theoretically allowed to come back at some point.

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

wait, coulda sworn he ate a perma too

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Xarbala posted:

wait, coulda sworn he ate a perma too

He got a 100k. Which is not quite a ban.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Xarbala posted:

wait, coulda sworn he ate a perma too

He has 400k cumulative probe hours plus another 100k on sight for every alt, it's basically a perma but funnier

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YggiDee
Sep 12, 2007

WASP CREW
I like that 'eat' has become the primary verb for forum punishments. It's always "some dude ate a sixer" or "this guy ate a perma"

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