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learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Watching the covid measure extension debate and not a single rural MP going to vote aye on it just because they don’t want to go back to their constituency and be lynched.

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learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
The Tory from Bolton just did a honest to god bootstraps in the hoc.

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

An insane mind posted:

This is probably a really dumb question and 100% me showing my ignorance but why are the norther-Irish settlers referred to as Orange and Ulster-Scots? Is it to do with whom the English send to settle the ( already settled) region?

Do you mind if I just copy and paste some stuff?

King William III:
William III (William Henry; Dutch: Willem Hendrik; 4 November 1650 – 8 March 1702),[b] also widely known as William of Orange, was sovereign Prince of Orange from birth, Stadtholder of Holland, Zeeland, Utrecht, Guelders, and Overijssel in the Dutch Republic from the 1670s and King of England, Ireland, and Scotland from 1689 until his death in 1702. As King of Scotland, he is known as William II.[1] He is sometimes informally known as "King Billy" in Ireland and Scotland.[2] His victory at the Battle of the Boyne in 1690 is commemorated by Unionists, who display orange colours in his honour. Popular histories usually refer to his joint reign with his wife, Queen Mary II, as that of "William and Mary".

Battle of the Boyne:
The Battle of the Boyne (Irish: Cath na Bóinne IPA: [ˈkah n̪ˠə ˈbˠoːn̪ʲə]) was a battle in 1690 between the forces of the deposed King James II of England and Ireland, VII of Scotland, versus those of King William III who, with his wife Queen Mary II (his cousin and James's daughter), had acceded to the Crowns of England and Scotland[b] in 1689. The battle took place across the River Boyne close to the town of Drogheda in the Kingdom of Ireland, modern-day Republic of Ireland, and resulted in a victory for William. This turned the tide in James's failed attempt to regain the British crown and ultimately aided in ensuring the continued Protestant ascendancy in Ireland.

This is the Orange Order today:


It's basically an order of folks who like to march around and commemorate the Battle of the Boyne. They are not the only group of marching bands (republicans even have some too!) but they are the biggest. I might be making it sound like they are a benign organisation but they are not. They like to bang their drums as loud as they can and start riots if they can't march through catholic areas. It's all about triumphalism and tribalism. I'll bet many today don't even know or care about the roots of their order.

Bonus Image; I'll just let you guys figure this one out yourselves. It's in Ghana :ssh:


You might also notice that orangemen have L.O.L. printed on their sashes. I've thought that was funny for years but I wonder if the older ones get the joke.

Valko has issued a correction as of 17:46 on Jun 16, 2021

An insane mind
Aug 11, 2018

Wow, everything terrible really does have its roots in my country (Apartheid, the Orange Order). Thanks for the info everyone:(

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

An insane mind posted:

Wow, everything terrible really does have its roots in my country (Apartheid, the Orange Order). Thanks for the info everyone:(

The Dutch manage to slip in between the Spanish and the English and let them take all the heat

An insane mind
Aug 11, 2018

StashAugustine posted:

The Dutch manage to slip in between the Spanish and the English and let them take all the heat

You'd think people'd notice with how tall and blindingly, painfully white most Dutch people are.

Heavy_D
Feb 16, 2002

"rararararara" contains the meaning of everything, kept in simple rectangular structures

Valko posted:

United Ireland is trending on twitter. Leo Varadkar thinks he will see it in his lifetime.

https://twitter.com/IrelandTAL32/status/1405014375950389250

https://mobile.twitter.com/flagsmashupbot/status/1166392868501643264

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


Crossposting from UKMT b/c, well:



That'll do it Keith, most definitely will, IMO.

e: apologies to WhatEvil for stealing his post

Private Speech has issued a correction as of 23:11 on Jun 16, 2021

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=
I was so sure that was a parody I went looking and I'm afraid it is not one

An insane mind
Aug 11, 2018

Private Speech posted:

Crossposting from UKMT b/c, well:



That'll do it Keith, most definitely will, IMO.

e: apologies to WhatEvil for stealing his post

At least he's not using "I'm with her." In some sort of weird attempt to look feminist.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Private Speech posted:

Crossposting from UKMT b/c, well:



That'll do it Keith, most definitely will, IMO.

e: apologies to WhatEvil for stealing his post

how many overhauls is this so far?

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Private Speech posted:

Crossposting from UKMT b/c, well:



That'll do it Keith, most definitely will, IMO.

e: apologies to WhatEvil for stealing his post

Holy poo poo you guys are hosed

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Jose posted:

how many overhauls is this so far?

Third this year

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Didn't they already use that in the failing remain campaign?

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

just do it keith, you know you want to
use "strong and stable"

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

Communist Thoughts posted:

Didn't they already use that in the failing remain campaign?

iirc it was used in the successful anti-scottish independence campaign

John Charity Spring
Nov 4, 2009

SCREEEEE

Doctor Jeep posted:

iirc it was used in the successful anti-scottish independence campaign

that was Better Together but i guarantee you it's the connection people will make in Scotland and it's not going to help Scottish Labour any

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


https://twitter.com/UberKaninchen/status/1405278564136591367?s=19

dispatch_async
Nov 28, 2014

Imagine having the time to have played through 20 generations of one family in The Sims 2. Imagine making the original two members of that family Neil Buchanan and Cat Deeley. Imagine complaining to Maxis there was no technological progression. You've successfully imagined my life
https://twitter.com/AnnelieseDodds/status/1405414952630996998

Britain in the world? Where are we at the moment then?

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

the starmy relaunches

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

cor blimey you got your bas in my pab

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

dispatch_async posted:

https://twitter.com/AnnelieseDodds/status/1405414952630996998

Britain in the world? Where are we at the moment then?

better jobs and work? my they are spoiling us

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

Valko posted:

You might also notice that orangemen have L.O.L. printed on their sashes. I've thought that was funny for years but I wonder if the older ones get the joke.

Thanks for reminding me it's almost the season to dig this out from the back of the wardrobe.

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler

dispatch_async posted:

https://twitter.com/AnnelieseDodds/status/1405414952630996998

Britain in the world? Where are we at the moment then?

"An NHS with time to care"

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

Pistol_Pete posted:

"An NHS with time to care"
"controls on immigration" is the only one anyone ever mentions so I'd forgotten just how poo poo the rest of them were
https://twitter.com/BrokenHardie/status/1405415982877884418?s=19
maybe they should try having some actual policies instead of saying "we want things to be good and not bad"

Knitting Beetles
Feb 4, 2006

Fallen Rib

XMNN posted:

maybe they should try having some actual policies instead of saying "we want things to be good and not bad"

They should try saying "we want things to be bad, for them" then never say who "them" is so people can let their imaginations go wild.

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
1) change the changes that need changing
2) er
3) that's it

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler
Yeah, with no underlying principles or a coherent stance about how they think the world works/ should be organised, these are just empty words and the public will recognise that very clearly.

At least they've not wasted money getting them carved into a perfectly good slab of stone this time round.

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler
Also, you can see that every loving phrase was designed by committee:

"Britain leading the world? No, sounds too interventionist and Iraq war-ish."

"Britain co-operating with the world? No, too socialistic and gives off pro EU vibes."

"Britain in the world? PERFECT!"

Dravs
Mar 8, 2011

You've done well, kiddo.

Knitting Beetles posted:

They should try saying "we want things to be bad, for them" then never say who "them" is so people can let their imaginations go wild.

I mean it works for the Tories...

keithy george
Jan 8, 2008

dispatch_async posted:

https://twitter.com/AnnelieseDodds/status/1405414952630996998

Britain in the world? Where are we at the moment then?
It looks like families come fifth

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Knitting Beetles posted:

They should try saying "we want things to be bad, for them" then never say who "them" is so people can let their imaginations go wild.

Not the worst idea I've heard

Facehammer
Mar 11, 2008

Pistol_Pete posted:

At least they've not wasted money getting them carved into a perfectly good slab of stone this time round.

They don't have the money to waste right now, given the shrinking membership and lack of large donors stepping up to replace them. So twitter it is.

Where is the Ed stone now, anyway? Does someone proudly have it at the bottom of their garden?

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

Facehammer posted:

Where is the Ed stone now, anyway? Does someone proudly have it at the bottom of their garden?

https://twitter.com/jackcevans/status/862014687185182721

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/11/ben-fogle-says-found-infamous-ed-stone-upmarket-restaurant-london/

Hillary 2024 has issued a correction as of 10:01 on Jun 17, 2021

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

dispatch_async posted:

https://twitter.com/AnnelieseDodds/status/1405414952630996998

Britain in the world? Where are we at the moment then?

I'm excited for the prospect of a digital future. Analogue computing has outlived its usefulness. Binary or bust, baby!

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 20 hours!
Keith promises that one day, Britain will exist

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020


lmao

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Private Speech posted:

Crossposting from UKMT b/c, well:



That'll do it Keith, most definitely will, IMO.

e: apologies to WhatEvil for stealing his post
game recognize game

No Dignity
Oct 15, 2007


The best part about this is when one of his senior advisers was challenged on these pledges she said 'they're not set in stone'

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Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


XMNN posted:

"controls on immigration" is the only one anyone ever mentions so I'd forgotten just how poo poo the rest of them were
https://twitter.com/BrokenHardie/status/1405415982877884418?s=19
maybe they should try having some actual policies instead of saying "we want things to be good and not bad"

Regardless of how poo poo Edstone was there were at least hints of policies underlying each point.

This list is somehow even more vacuous than that at every single step.

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