FutonForensic posted:

dreamed that i was in the recording studio with Charles Martinet while he did his famous audition for Mario. my manager was constantly leaning over to me and saying, "make him say 'pussy' with the voice" but I stood up, put my hand over my heart, and gave an impassioned speech on how "we weren't that kind of recording studio" and "this man could be the voice of Mario. he's going to be a hero." Charles kept interrupting me by saying things like, "it's-a ok, i'm-a say 'pussy' for you" (i don't know what his actual voice sounds like so he just stayed in character the whole time)

FutonForensic posted:

dreamed that i was in the recording studio with Charles Martinet while he did his famous audition for Mario. my manager was constantly leaning over to me and saying, "make him say 'pussy' with the voice" but I stood up, put my hand over my heart, and gave an impassioned speech on how "we weren't that kind of recording studio" and "this man could be the voice of Mario. he's going to be a hero." Charles kept interrupting me by saying things like, "it's-a ok, i'm-a say 'pussy' for you" (i don't know what his actual voice sounds like so he just stayed in character the whole time)

FutonForensic posted:

dreamed that i was in the recording studio with Charles Martinet while he did his famous audition for Mario. my manager was constantly leaning over to me and saying, "make him say 'pussy' with the voice" but I stood up, put my hand over my heart, and gave an impassioned speech on how "we weren't that kind of recording studio" and "this man could be the voice of Mario. he's going to be a hero." Charles kept interrupting me by saying things like, "it's-a ok, i'm-a say 'pussy' for you" (i don't know what his actual voice sounds like so he just stayed in character the whole time)

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

Imp Magic strikes again

FutonForensic posted:

dreamed that i was in the recording studio with Charles Martinet while he did his famous audition for Mario. my manager was constantly leaning over to me and saying, "make him say 'pussy' with the voice" but I stood up, put my hand over my heart, and gave an impassioned speech on how "we weren't that kind of recording studio" and "this man could be the voice of Mario. he's going to be a hero." Charles kept interrupting me by saying things like, "it's-a ok, i'm-a say 'pussy' for you" (i don't know what his actual voice sounds like so he just stayed in character the whole time)

FutonForensic posted:

dreamed that i was in the recording studio with Charles Martinet while he did his famous audition for Mario. my manager was constantly leaning over to me and saying, "make him say 'pussy' with the voice" but I stood up, put my hand over my heart, and gave an impassioned speech on how "we weren't that kind of recording studio" and "this man could be the voice of Mario. he's going to be a hero." Charles kept interrupting me by saying things like, "it's-a ok, i'm-a say 'pussy' for you" (i don't know what his actual voice sounds like so he just stayed in character the whole time)

FutonForensic posted:

dreamed that i was in the recording studio with Charles Martinet while he did his famous audition for Mario. my manager was constantly leaning over to me and saying, "make him say 'pussy' with the voice" but I stood up, put my hand over my heart, and gave an impassioned speech on how "we weren't that kind of recording studio" and "this man could be the voice of Mario. he's going to be a hero." Charles kept interrupting me by saying things like, "it's-a ok, i'm-a say 'pussy' for you" (i don't know what his actual voice sounds like so he just stayed in character the whole time)

FutonForensic posted:

dreamed that i was in the recording studio with Charles Martinet while he did his famous audition for Mario. my manager was constantly leaning over to me and saying, "make him say 'pussy' with the voice" but I stood up, put my hand over my heart, and gave an impassioned speech on how "we weren't that kind of recording studio" and "this man could be the voice of Mario. he's going to be a hero." Charles kept interrupting me by saying things like, "it's-a ok, i'm-a say 'pussy' for you" (i don't know what his actual voice sounds like so he just stayed in character the whole time)

ArfJason posted:

martinets voice is very pleasant he did the rocky bullwinkle style narration for bit trip runner 2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxnLuc8cL8g

FutonForensic posted:

dreamed that i was in the recording studio with Charles Martinet while he did his famous audition for Mario. my manager was constantly leaning over to me and saying, "make him say 'pussy' with the voice" but I stood up, put my hand over my heart, and gave an impassioned speech on how "we weren't that kind of recording studio" and "this man could be the voice of Mario. he's going to be a hero." Charles kept interrupting me by saying things like, "it's-a ok, i'm-a say 'pussy' for you" (i don't know what his actual voice sounds like so he just stayed in character the whole time)

FutonForensic posted:

dreamed that i was in the recording studio with Charles Martinet while he did his famous audition for Mario. my manager was constantly leaning over to me and saying, "make him say 'pussy' with the voice" but I stood up, put my hand over my heart, and gave an impassioned speech on how "we weren't that kind of recording studio" and "this man could be the voice of Mario. he's going to be a hero." Charles kept interrupting me by saying things like, "it's-a ok, i'm-a say 'pussy' for you" (i don't know what his actual voice sounds like so he just stayed in character the whole time)

GorfZaplen posted:

I had a dream that I lived in a world where gaming was outlawed, and if you wanted to play games you had to find illegal secret internet cafe trucks that hid around the gigantic cyberpunk cityscape I now lived in. I went to one of these with my sketchy cousin, and started playing Minecraft. I overheard my cousin talking in the other room and to my annoyance he was one of those people who overshare and overexplain game mechanics to newbies. Suddenly we heard a loud thumping all around the truck. It was the cops! We bust out the back door of the truck and I knew in order to not get caught I had to "act like an NPC" so I started walking slowly in a loop. I saw the police catch my cousin though, who shouted "You can't do this to me! I'm a gamer!" before they cold-cocked him to knock him out, and put a bag over his face.

After I got back home my family had already moved everything out of his room. I heard my grandma say "I can't believe that he was a gamer..."

GorfZaplen posted:

I had a dream that I lived in a world where gaming was outlawed, and if you wanted to play games you had to find illegal secret internet cafe trucks that hid around the gigantic cyberpunk cityscape I now lived in. I went to one of these with my sketchy cousin, and started playing Minecraft. I overheard my cousin talking in the other room and to my annoyance he was one of those people who overshare and overexplain game mechanics to newbies. Suddenly we heard a loud thumping all around the truck. It was the cops! We bust out the back door of the truck and I knew in order to not get caught I had to "act like an NPC" so I started walking slowly in a loop. I saw the police catch my cousin though, who shouted "You can't do this to me! I'm a gamer!" before they cold-cocked him to knock him out, and put a bag over his face.

After I got back home my family had already moved everything out of his room. I heard my grandma say "I can't believe that he was a gamer..."

GorfZaplen posted:

I had a dream that I lived in a world where gaming was outlawed, and if you wanted to play games you had to find illegal secret internet cafe trucks that hid around the gigantic cyberpunk cityscape I now lived in. I went to one of these with my sketchy cousin, and started playing Minecraft. I overheard my cousin talking in the other room and to my annoyance he was one of those people who overshare and overexplain game mechanics to newbies. Suddenly we heard a loud thumping all around the truck. It was the cops! We bust out the back door of the truck and I knew in order to not get caught I had to "act like an NPC" so I started walking slowly in a loop. I saw the police catch my cousin though, who shouted "You can't do this to me! I'm a gamer!" before they cold-cocked him to knock him out, and put a bag over his face.

After I got back home my family had already moved everything out of his room. I heard my grandma say "I can't believe that he was a gamer..."

GorfZaplen posted:

I had a dream that I lived in a world where gaming was outlawed, and if you wanted to play games you had to find illegal secret internet cafe trucks that hid around the gigantic cyberpunk cityscape I now lived in. I went to one of these with my sketchy cousin, and started playing Minecraft. I overheard my cousin talking in the other room and to my annoyance he was one of those people who overshare and overexplain game mechanics to newbies. Suddenly we heard a loud thumping all around the truck. It was the cops! We bust out the back door of the truck and I knew in order to not get caught I had to "act like an NPC" so I started walking slowly in a loop. I saw the police catch my cousin though, who shouted "You can't do this to me! I'm a gamer!" before they cold-cocked him to knock him out, and put a bag over his face.

After I got back home my family had already moved everything out of his room. I heard my grandma say "I can't believe that he was a gamer..."

elf help book posted:

This is real.

GorfZaplen posted:

I had a dream that I lived in a world where gaming was outlawed, and if you wanted to play games you had to find illegal secret internet cafe trucks that hid around the gigantic cyberpunk cityscape I now lived in. I went to one of these with my sketchy cousin, and started playing Minecraft. I overheard my cousin talking in the other room and to my annoyance he was one of those people who overshare and overexplain game mechanics to newbies. Suddenly we heard a loud thumping all around the truck. It was the cops! We bust out the back door of the truck and I knew in order to not get caught I had to "act like an NPC" so I started walking slowly in a loop. I saw the police catch my cousin though, who shouted "You can't do this to me! I'm a gamer!" before they cold-cocked him to knock him out, and put a bag over his face.

After I got back home my family had already moved everything out of his room. I heard my grandma say "I can't believe that he was a gamer..."

elf help book posted:

This is real.

GorfZaplen posted:

I had a dream that I lived in a world where gaming was outlawed, and if you wanted to play games you had to find illegal secret internet cafe trucks that hid around the gigantic cyberpunk cityscape I now lived in. I went to one of these with my sketchy cousin, and started playing Minecraft. I overheard my cousin talking in the other room and to my annoyance he was one of those people who overshare and overexplain game mechanics to newbies. Suddenly we heard a loud thumping all around the truck. It was the cops! We bust out the back door of the truck and I knew in order to not get caught I had to "act like an NPC" so I started walking slowly in a loop. I saw the police catch my cousin though, who shouted "You can't do this to me! I'm a gamer!" before they cold-cocked him to knock him out, and put a bag over his face.

After I got back home my family had already moved everything out of his room. I heard my grandma say "I can't believe that he was a gamer..."

elf help book posted:

This is real.

Wes Warhammer posted:

this isn't that gaming related but i had a dream that i was going somewhere and ichiban kasuga was my uber driver. he stopped in the middle of the road to get out and fistfight a random passerby and then walked away, leaving me in his car

elf help book posted:

This is real.

GorfZaplen posted:

I had a dream that I lived in a world where gaming was outlawed, and if you wanted to play games you had to find illegal secret internet cafe trucks that hid around the gigantic cyberpunk cityscape I now lived in. I went to one of these with my sketchy cousin, and started playing Minecraft. I overheard my cousin talking in the other room and to my annoyance he was one of those people who overshare and overexplain game mechanics to newbies. Suddenly we heard a loud thumping all around the truck. It was the cops! We bust out the back door of the truck and I knew in order to not get caught I had to "act like an NPC" so I started walking slowly in a loop. I saw the police catch my cousin though, who shouted "You can't do this to me! I'm a gamer!" before they cold-cocked him to knock him out, and put a bag over his face.

After I got back home my family had already moved everything out of his room. I heard my grandma say "I can't believe that he was a gamer..."

elf help book posted:

This is real.

Fungah! posted:

the year is 2018. 60% of goldmined content comes from one forum with 20 people in it. mandatory aids injections for gamers begin in 69 days

Chuck Buried Treasure posted:

Bicyclops posted:

I had a dream that I was some kind of gaming journalist who uncovered the behind-the-scenes info on obscure things in gaming, and I was interviewing the person who designed the hostess maker mini game for Yakuza 3 and 4. he was immediately hostile and defensive, talking about the limitations he had. he looked sort of like a young, uglier Paul dano and sounded like Brendan Fraser. we were meeting at this nice outside restaurant that I realized after I woke up was where nedry and Dawson talk in Jurassic park.

then I noticed that the bottom of his mouth was sort of continuously melting into a crawling river of maggots, that melted themselves into a disgusting slush that fell off his face like drool. it was making me feel sick, and he thought i was reacting to his story, so he kept getting angrier and angrier, yelling about I had a fake job and this was a hit piece, spewing the maggot slurry all over the table. he yelled "you're not even listening to me!" and slammed his fists on the table, waking me up.

extremely cursed mini game, lol

Bicyclops posted:

I had a dream that I was some kind of gaming journalist who uncovered the behind-the-scenes info on obscure things in gaming, and I was interviewing the person who designed the hostess maker mini game for Yakuza 3 and 4. he was immediately hostile and defensive, talking about the limitations he had. he looked sort of like a young, uglier Paul dano and sounded like Brendan Fraser. we were meeting at this nice outside restaurant that I realized after I woke up was where nedry and Dawson talk in Jurassic park.

then I noticed that the bottom of his mouth was sort of continuously melting into a crawling river of maggots, that melted themselves into a disgusting slush that fell off his face like drool. it was making me feel sick, and he thought i was reacting to his story, so he kept getting angrier and angrier, yelling about I had a fake job and this was a hit piece, spewing the maggot slurry all over the table. he yelled "you're not even listening to me!" and slammed his fists on the table, waking me up.

extremely cursed mini game, lol

Bicyclops posted:

I had a dream that I was some kind of gaming journalist who uncovered the behind-the-scenes info on obscure things in gaming, and I was interviewing the person who designed the hostess maker mini game for Yakuza 3 and 4. he was immediately hostile and defensive, talking about the limitations he had. he looked sort of like a young, uglier Paul dano and sounded like Brendan Fraser. we were meeting at this nice outside restaurant that I realized after I woke up was where nedry and Dawson talk in Jurassic park.

then I noticed that the bottom of his mouth was sort of continuously melting into a crawling river of maggots, that melted themselves into a disgusting slush that fell off his face like drool. it was making me feel sick, and he thought i was reacting to his story, so he kept getting angrier and angrier, yelling about I had a fake job and this was a hit piece, spewing the maggot slurry all over the table. he yelled "you're not even listening to me!" and slammed his fists on the table, waking me up.

extremely cursed mini game, lol

Bicyclops posted:

I had a dream that I was some kind of gaming journalist who uncovered the behind-the-scenes info on obscure things in gaming, and I was interviewing the person who designed the hostess maker mini game for Yakuza 3 and 4. he was immediately hostile and defensive, talking about the limitations he had. he looked sort of like a young, uglier Paul dano and sounded like Brendan Fraser. we were meeting at this nice outside restaurant that I realized after I woke up was where nedry and Dawson talk in Jurassic park.

then I noticed that the bottom of his mouth was sort of continuously melting into a crawling river of maggots, that melted themselves into a disgusting slush that fell off his face like drool. it was making me feel sick, and he thought i was reacting to his story, so he kept getting angrier and angrier, yelling about I had a fake job and this was a hit piece, spewing the maggot slurry all over the table. he yelled "you're not even listening to me!" and slammed his fists on the table, waking me up.

extremely cursed mini game, lol

Chuck Buried Treasure posted:

symbolic posted:

lmao but while making this face

Bicyclops posted:

I had a dream that I was some kind of gaming journalist who uncovered the behind-the-scenes info on obscure things in gaming, and I was interviewing the person who designed the hostess maker mini game for Yakuza 3 and 4. he was immediately hostile and defensive, talking about the limitations he had. he looked sort of like a young, uglier Paul dano and sounded like Brendan Fraser. we were meeting at this nice outside restaurant that I realized after I woke up was where nedry and Dawson talk in Jurassic park.

then I noticed that the bottom of his mouth was sort of continuously melting into a crawling river of maggots, that melted themselves into a disgusting slush that fell off his face like drool. it was making me feel sick, and he thought i was reacting to his story, so he kept getting angrier and angrier, yelling about I had a fake job and this was a hit piece, spewing the maggot slurry all over the table. he yelled "you're not even listening to me!" and slammed his fists on the table, waking me up.

extremely cursed mini game, lol

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Dano-Fraser! We've got Dano-Fraser here! See, nobody cares.

GorfZaplen posted:

I had a dream that I lived in a world where gaming was outlawed, and if you wanted to play games you had to find illegal secret internet cafe trucks that hid around the gigantic cyberpunk cityscape I now lived in. I went to one of these with my sketchy cousin, and started playing Minecraft. I overheard my cousin talking in the other room and to my annoyance he was one of those people who overshare and overexplain game mechanics to newbies. Suddenly we heard a loud thumping all around the truck. It was the cops! We bust out the back door of the truck and I knew in order to not get caught I had to "act like an NPC" so I started walking slowly in a loop. I saw the police catch my cousin though, who shouted "You can't do this to me! I'm a gamer!" before they cold-cocked him to knock him out, and put a bag over his face.

After I got back home my family had already moved everything out of his room. I heard my grandma say "I can't believe that he was a gamer..."

Chuck Buried Treasure posted:

elf help book posted:

imp magic.........