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Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

SalTheBard posted:

I wen to a TNA house show in like 2007. I had just gotten out of the military and I had a sign with me that said "Air Force loves Kurt Angle". JB came over to talk to me, asked if I was a veteran and I told him I was. So JB was like "ok during intermission we are going to have you come into the ring, put you over, etc" About 15 minutes into the show I tore a gigantic loving hole in the back of my pants jumping up to cheer like Eric Young or something I had an undershirt on so I took my shirt off and tied it around my waste. Getting into the ring was loving terrifying because I was worried about literally showing my rear end to half the arena. Christian came out for the main even and cut a promo on me about how it was disrespectful to cheer for the US military when the Canadian military was much better (or something like that). After the show was over Kurt Angle did a picture with the TNA title and the IWGP Heavyweight Championship. He took a picture with me and my girlfriend at the time and let me hold the IWGP title. That is my TNA house show story that nobody cares about.

that loving rules (other than the torn pants)

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Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 11 hours!

$ontroversy $reates $ash*

*book sold in bargain bin for 1.99$

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
Even that was funny in hindsight because my girlfriend (who absolutely did not want to be there) was like "Ohh you tore your pants we should probably go....." and I'm like "You are out of your drat mind if you think I'm going to let something like that make me leave early." So that became a joke with her and I "How much of your pants would have to rip for us to leave (wherever we were)"

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

I always wear clean unders when I go to the wrestling show(for moral superiority) and a lot of people have seen me in my underwear for various reasons.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
:lol:at everything cause you know it's going to change by the time the show airs.

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

Is Fox pissed about it because they'd want to advertise it more (or at all) if they were having HIAC on TV?

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 11 hours!

Digital Jedi posted:

:lol:at everything cause you know it's going to change by the time the show airs.

What do you think, how many people will want to see if it does?

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

explosivo posted:

Is Fox pissed about it because they'd want to advertise it more (or at all) if they were having HIAC on TV?

Fox isn't pissed about it, USA/NBCU is.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

anything can happen in the wwf

and its usually terrible

I bet they're dumb and open the show with the cell, then raise it, have matches then lower it again for the main. By which time, they pop they got from HEY ITS A FUCKIN CELL will have completely burned off because the 90 minutes between cell tease and cell deliver will continue to be the absolute dirt worst since Dixie Carter took out a payday loan.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
just put an elimination chamber match on raw with the mysterios vs reigns and the usos to make nbc happy

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


explosivo posted:

Is Fox pissed about it because they'd want to advertise it more (or at all) if they were having HIAC on TV?

Fox isn't pissed, USA is because if Fox can get big matches that will probably lead to ratings why can't they, especially when they've given the company money for TV matches for decades now and Fox has only done it for two years

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

Chris James 2 posted:

Fox isn't pissed, USA is because if Fox can get big matches that will probably lead to ratings why can't they, especially when they've given the company money for TV matches for decades now and Fox has only done it for two years

Also if someone was going to subscribe to Peacock to watch Roman vs. Rey, well, now they don't have to.

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

Oh poo poo, I clearly misread that. yeah NBC/USA definitely has a reason to be upset

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.



Is there only 3 confirmed matches on the card Sunday now?

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

StarkRavingMad posted:

Big Dave about it:

This loving company

Karma Tornado
Dec 21, 2007

The worst kind of tornado.

I would understand if Fox was mad, though. those guys feed me Instagram ads when their fireman shows have special episodes about firemen telling other firemen's kids that their daddy isn't coming home from this fire, they probably wouldn't mind 36 hours notice to push something that's normally a PPV deal

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!
So what's the point in watching the PPV now?

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Pylons posted:

Also if someone was going to subscribe to Peacock to watch Roman vs. Rey, well, now they don't have to.

Also that, yeah

All other, deserved, thoughts on the company, the booking, the match, etc aside: Reigns/Rey is legit a first-time-ever match. Not just in a HIAC but in general. The only other times they ever even interacted with each other were Rumbles and Shield appearances, per Cagematch

To think


Zayn/Owens, not only far from a first-time-ever match but also a match that's already happened three times this year (also per Cagematch), is a better substitute may end up true from a quality standpoint, but even then you regularly have people who actually watch saying their interactions aren't just shells of the feud from a decade ago, they're shells of the feud from a few years ago too

At least the first-time-ever thing is something you can hype curiosity out of. Who the gently caress asked for Zayn/Owens again, let alone could be curious about what might happen?

Dacap posted:

Is there only 3 confirmed matches on the card Sunday now?

4: Lashley/Drew (rematch but in a Cell), Ripley/Charlotte (feud built around both constantly losing to Nikki Cross), Bianca/Bayley (rematch) and Alexa/Shayna (feud built around being mean to a magic doll)

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Drakkel posted:

So what's the point in watching the PPV now?

if you're a WWE stan, you were gonna watch the PPV and that's all there is to WWE now. its just stans and people who left the TV on.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
The fact nobody at the company knows what’s doing, and that it’s leaking to the press, is loving amazing.

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

StarkRavingMad posted:

Big Dave about it:

This is approaching late-WCW wackiness where the leaks coming out hours before the show were more riveting than the actual show.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


By far the funniest option is just like Sting and Stone Cold on the Brock/Kofi Smackdown, they just don't do the match for unknown reasons (million bonus points if they hang the cell for no reason) but then also don't run it at HIAC. Just poof gone.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

also this Roman guy doesn't seem like a good family dude. Maybe WWE should address this.

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

https://twitter.com/bryanalvarez/status/1405984130865655812
lmao

That Dang Dad
Apr 23, 2003

Well I am
over-fucking-whelmed...
Young Orc
In case you missed it, Kurt Angle was trending on Twitter this afternoon. I feared the worst, but our beautiful gold medal boy is fine.

The real reason is some footage of a parking lot fight in which one guy suplexes another guy twice. Those MORONS on Twitter keep calling them german suplexes but it's really more of a belly-to-back suplex into a Uranagi. Simpletons!! https://twitter.com/JeffJSays/status/1405900866784313354

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

ok so the kayfaybe reason the HIAC match got moved up is Rey called out Roman to do it tonight.

https://twitter.com/reymysterio/status/1405678249011781632


so that's better than, blueghrhgh HERE IS WRESTLING.

Also Corbin vs Nakamura for the rights to Corbin's crown

coconono fucked around with this message at 21:46 on Jun 18, 2021

JT Smiley
Mar 3, 2006
Thats whats up!

mary had a little clam posted:

In case you missed it, Kurt Angle was trending on Twitter this afternoon. I feared the worst, but our beautiful gold medal boy is fine.

The real reason is some footage of a parking lot fight in which one guy suplexes another guy twice. Those MORONS on Twitter keep calling them german suplexes but it's really more of a belly-to-back suplex into a Uranagi. Simpletons!! https://twitter.com/JeffJSays/status/1405900866784313354

I pray I never get filmed getting my rear end beat so bad it goes viral.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
They have about 72 male wrestlers between Raw and Smackdown and between them they have 1 PPV match

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

coconono posted:

Also Corbin vs Nakamura for the rights to Corbin's crown

incredible to think that once upon a time ago, Shinsuke Nakamura was one of the most important people in New Japan, the man who unified the titles and brought NJPW into its new era while being flanked by all the young lions who would go on to define the company in the next few years.

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.



coconono posted:



Also Corbin vs Nakamura for the rights to Corbin's crown

Just do a new King of the Ring! It’s such easy booking to fill up TV and create some new feuds

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 14 hours!

Rarity posted:

They have about 72 male wrestlers between Raw and Smackdown and between them they have 1 PPV match

so world war 3?

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Astro7x posted:

I don't know how you would advertise a free HIAC match on TV, do a gently caress finish, and expect THAT to motivate people to pay money to watch the exact same match on PPV where nothing would be different.

I feel like this conversation could have happened just before SummerSlam in 1998.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

https://twitter.com/ChadBlue83/status/1405949058871664649

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
https://twitter.com/bryanalvarez/status/1405984130865655812?s=20

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.



https://twitter.com/thelouisdangoor/status/1406007730561851392?s=21

Lol

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

please

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003


oh my god then why didn't he drop the title

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!
Sometimes I think about how ridiculous the in-storyline WWE company is portrayed.

Like, within the fiction of the TV Show this is supposed to be a combat sports league like the UFC. Except they never book any matches, they just...turn the cameras on and hope enough of their employees have blood feuds going on to fill out 2 to 3 hours of live programming. And then, on the rare occasion the sports league actually bothers to schedule a fight for a big money show, one of the competitors makes a tweet going "gently caress you I'm doing it tonight instead" and the league is like "....yeah fine I guess we'll just not make any money from this fight then."

It boggles the mind if you think about it for more than a nanosecond.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Oh god please do this

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Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!
It would be absolutely amazing if they genuinely had Kross just destroy the entire NXT roster and then leave without putting anybody over.

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