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Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



https://twitter.com/ColossusNick/status/1405924328982646786?s=20

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sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

SatoshiMiwa posted:

I mean aren't all 4 million dollar time buy's with networks done on invoices made in print shop?!?!?!?!
5
My favorite part is that nobody I know in any branch of the entertainment industry has done invoices in any format other than emailed PDFs for the last 10 years, and that it's a straight up itemized list instead of part of a contract.

purkey
Dec 5, 2003

I hate the 90s

I appreciate the “freight” line

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

sometimes I flip through WWE superfan profiles because I can't decide if they're predictive text bots or too wired to proofread. Then sometimes I stumble onto dark gems like this:

https://twitter.com/SammyGu46362719/status/1400054289725276171

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
https://twitter.com/aewbotches/status/1405936078444445701

A truly breathtaking amount of people in the replies are appalled at this real thing Joey Janella did

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
So does that AEW Botches account rise to the level of libel?

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
My favorite is the guy who calls him Jelly Nutella.

A truly biting insult almost on the level of Shave Seltzer.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Just say Joey is in better shape than Bobby Eaton ever was.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Davros1 posted:

Just say Joey is in better shape than Bobby Eaton ever was.

Let's not poo poo on Bobby, he's p.cool

Pinstripe Hourglass
Nov 27, 2008

=RIVER PEOPLE=
Ay yi yi! We look
like... cartoons!

Lead Pipe Cinch posted:

Wrestling Twitter gonna spend the day not understanding the difference between “Nominated” and “Eligible to be Nominated”

https://twitter.com/dajosc11/status/1405706896720412677?s=21

speaking as an actor who has had some terrible headshots, I really hope that is not Sasha’s actual headshot

Critical
Aug 23, 2007

Pinstripe Hourglass posted:

speaking as an actor who has had some terrible headshots, I really hope that is not Sasha’s actual headshot

*sighs, flips number on "Days since a goon was weird about a woman wrestler's appearance" sign to zero*

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
Wow I didn’t even recognise Charlotte

Pinstripe Hourglass
Nov 27, 2008

=RIVER PEOPLE=
Ay yi yi! We look
like... cartoons!

Critical posted:

*sighs, flips number on "Days since a goon was weird about a woman wrestler's appearance" sign to zero*

it’s not her appearance dude it’s the quality of the photograph, plus her eyes are half closed

Critical
Aug 23, 2007

Pinstripe Hourglass posted:

it’s not her appearance dude it’s the quality of the photograph, plus her eyes are half closed

fair enough. it looks like they just enlarged a thumbnail and didn't actually click through to a full size pic

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

AEWbotch fans having a normal one

https://twitter.com/WOCsoldier/status/1405939865909407747

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
love to lust for company death but also refuse to swear for some reason.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

full disclosure if AEW closed shop, I'd probably throw a party too but in memoriam of all the fun stuff I loved about it.

if WWE closed up, I'd probably remark on it and go back to whatever fringe bullshit I'm currently into.

Critical
Aug 23, 2007


every single person replying thinks he was serious and someone even linked the faked purchase order

how the gently caress do these twitter morons even exist without getting themselves run over?

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
AEW deserves a wrestling wake as good as the one's they give to others.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Critical posted:

every single person replying thinks he was serious and someone even linked the faked purchase order

how the gently caress do these twitter morons even exist without getting themselves run over?

they bum rides, mostly.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

I'm laughing.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
and honestly, I'm glad.

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around


That whole last line should probably be the thread title

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


Best part is people will read it that and thinks it's even more real!

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
I did try to construct a thread title out of that last line, but there is just too much information to get across.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR


You're laughing. People think this AEW invoice is real and you're laughing!

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



karmicknight posted:

I did try to construct a thread title out of that last line, but there is just too much information to get across.

"Something Awful are LAUGHING at you!"

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

yes, we're laughing at you.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Vince MechMahon posted:

"Something Awful are LAUGHING at you!"

ty.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Reddit: You think this is funny???

Something Awful: Yes, and I'm tired of pretending it's not

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

mrt made the reddit post and is about to make fools of everyone here now. made this post as well. Free Larry

edit: Post worked. confirms all of it as true

Cavauro fucked around with this message at 02:14 on Jun 19, 2021

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
One thing I enjoy even more than people believing it is the people who feel the need to debunk it, especially when they are wrong.

https://twitter.com/thejoemonsta/status/1405970839934226438

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

MassRafTer posted:

One thing I enjoy even more than people believing it is the people who feel the need to debunk it, especially when they are wrong.

https://twitter.com/thejoemonsta/status/1405970839934226438

The people accusing you of being a WWE fan troll are definitely the best part.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
I love that this is the response is to someone laughing about the construction of it.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



My company definitely makes sure to glue all its purchase orders to a wall

Web Jew.0
May 13, 2009

bartok posted:

The mental gymnastics involved in not wanting to admit that maybe WWE sucks and has been driving away wrestling fans for years.

Imagine if he’s right. Nielsen hosed up somehow and WWE’s viewership has actually stayed steady in recent years... but all the other metrics like live attendance, merch, YouTube views, and Network subs were still going down even before covid? That’s almost worse lol

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
https://twitter.com/5Deuce4Tre7/status/1406087543607771142

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

First goddamned reply

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Conrad_Birdie
Jul 10, 2009

I WAS THERE
WHEN CODY RHODES
FINISHED THE STORY

This dude tweets six times a minutes to absolutely no one

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