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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I like the coal and petrol. That is a nice touch.

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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Why does his Scottish neighbor have a Welsh shed?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Anyone but England.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

goatface posted:

I like the coal and petrol. That is a nice touch.

yeah it's pretty dark because the crudely depicted child is about to watch its da have a horrific accident

this is very funny for daily mail readers i suppose

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Woah, maybe there is a second-level daily mail joke about how the flames and smoke will make the dad taking the knee end up in blackface.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"What the special relationship looks like today – Boris Johnson and Joe Biden put a brave face on it at the G7 summit" Also Boris Johnson closes G7 summit with vow to protect integrity of UK

Sunday Telegraph:


Sunday Times:

(This cartoon was pulled after Denmark’s Christian Eriksen stabilised in hospital after collapse)

Mail on Sunday:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on Joe Biden and Boris Johnson meeting at G7 – The US president called he summit ‘extraordinarily collaborative’ as the UK’s PM drew the proceedings to a close"

Telegraph:

Boris Johnson hints at delay to England lockdown lifting

Independent:

All hot air: UK commits to climate action but not to new funding

Times:


Evening Standard:

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
No comment from the Japanese plane.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Mac would have had it flying towards the new Royal Yacht.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Henny Beaumont on young people, education and Covid-19 – School leaders have warned the government not to ‘sleepwalk’ into further disruption to education as data showed the Delta variant was continuing to spread within schools in England"

Telegraph:

PM announces four-week delay to Covid lockdown easing in England

Matt:


Independent:

After Whitney Houston.

Times:


Evening Standard:

First look at Anne Robinson as new Countdown host as she joins Rachel Riley and Susie Dent on set

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... the never-ending lockdown


David Squires:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on Boris Johnson postponing the end of restrictions — The planned fourth phase of removing lockdown in England, due to take place on 21 June at the earliest, has been delayed for four weeks"

Telegraph:

Fears UK-Australia trade deal could cause surge in tariff-free meat imports

Matt:


Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Russia and US to restore ambassadors after Putin-Biden talks; :sun: It's hot! :supaburn:

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Covid weddings

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the Climate Change Committee’s criticism of the UK government – The UK government is failing to protect people from the fast-rising risks of the climate crisis, from deadly heatwaves to power blackouts, its official climate advisers have warned" (Weathervane clarification)

Telegraph:

Ascot resumes after lockdown – in pictures

Matt:

Cummings texts show Boris Johnson calling Matt Hancock ‘totally hopeless’

Independent:

Five things we learned from the Biden-Putin summit in Geneva

Times:


Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... fighting talk at the top

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
IOT MCH FY...half of those aren't even real letters.

And that's not even a real glassware setup.

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle
Paul what the gently caress

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"

Guavanaut posted:

IOT MCH FY...half of those aren't even real letters.

And that's not even a real glassware setup.

The badge is supposed to say "Not My President". :yayclod:

Doccykins
Feb 21, 2006

Ichabod Sexbeast posted:

Paul what the gently caress

I'm the bottle of ale on Hancock's table labelled 'not bitter just sad'

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Cloud Potato posted:

The badge is supposed to say "Not My President". :yayclod:

But surely any fool knows that Президент is the Russian for President not that weird thing

(gently caress, ok, nobody knows Cyrillic in this country, but you could at least make the effort to have Not look like Nyet, one of the few Russian words most (am I being optimistic?) people know. I went to the bother of learning this bewildering alphabet, I'm gonna get mad when it's abused by hack cartoonists)

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
It even looks more like the word 'president' than that mess, it's a loanword so you just have to know how the characters are pronounced, not some arcane poo poo like яйцо.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Rebecca Hendin on ‘totally hopeless’ Matt Hancock — Dominic Cummings launched a new onslaught on Boris Johnson and Matt Hancock on Wednesday, publishing texts from the prime minister calling his health minister ‘totally loving hopeless’"

Telegraph:


Matt:


Independent:


Times:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... working from home

After Disney.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
gently caress off Paul.

Doccykins
Feb 21, 2006
When you're being paid £650k a year to squeeze out a terrible pithy monochrome cartoon isn't every day a skive?

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
what in the gently caress is that? we're being nostalgic about the seven dwarves now?

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Everyone's soft and lazy now because of the pandemic and computer ipads, in my day you got a job with a pickaxe down the mines and if you said you wanted to be some kind of artist or comics man your da would say you're a disgrace, anyway...

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Don’t cartoonists work from home?

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Tories’ ‘blue wall’ byelection trouble – Lib Dems win Chesham and Amersham from Conservatives in shock defeat"

Telegraph:

Lib Dems can topple Tory ‘blue wall’ in south of England, says leader

Matt:

England frustrated by steely Scotland in Euro 2020 stalemate at Wembley

Independent:

Edwin Poots resigns as DUP leader after 21 days in post; After Antonio Zanchi.

The i paper:

After Shepard Fairey.

Times:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Labour leader Sir Keir Starmer after party suffers its worst ever by-election result


Stephen Collins:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"Boris Johnson’s blue wall starts to crumble – The prime minister reacts to the loss of the Chesham and Amersham byelection"

Sunday Telegraph:

Batley and Spen by-election: PM Boris Johnson pledges to 'level up'

Matt:


Sunday Times:


Mail on Sunday:

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Love to reassure people I'm qualified to do my job by having a framed picture with my profession and employer on the wall

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


gently caress off Matt and Mac.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on Bolsonaro’s handling of the Covid pandemic in Brazil – Thousands of Brazilians returned to the streets on Saturday to protest against the response of Jair Bolsonaro’s administration to a pandemic that has killed nearly half a million people in the country – the most after the United States"

Telegraph:

Exclusive: Matt Hancock kept Boris Johnson in dark over Covid vaccines success

Matt:


Independent:

Treasury ‘plan to suspend pensions triple lock’ puts Johnson and Sunak on collision course

Times:

John Bercow defects to Labour with withering attack on Johnson

Evening Standard:

Summer solstice: Hundreds attend Stonehenge despite advice

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Rebecca Hendin on Dido Harding’s bid to head the NHS – The former head of test and trace has thrown her hat in ring to replace Simon Stevens, who is leaving his post in July, as NHS England chief executive"

Telegraph:

Pensions raid to pay for Covid pandemic

Matt:


Independent:

Jack Grealish in line to start for England after Mason Mount forced to isolate

Times:


Evening Standard:

6am Peloton spins to Britney Spears, intermittent fasting and hardcore HIITs: Rishi Sunak’s fitness routine revealed

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... the royals at war


David Squires:

Ronnie
May 13, 2009

Just in case.
You know Harry is the bad one because he has the tattoos. :smuggo:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on Tory MPs ‘fuelling culture war’ with education report – White working-class pupils have been let down by decades of neglect in education, according to a controversial report"

Telegraph:

Red-hot property market starts to cool as buyers priced out

Independent:

UK begins talks to join Asia-Pacific CPTPP trade treaty

Times:


Evening Standard:

Five years on the UK divided as ever over Brexit, poll finds

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Boris's Freedom Day dithering

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
Dang they're really laying on the "wise Sunak being failed by stupid Boris" narrative pretty thick

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson the 5th anniversary of the Brexit vote – Five years on from the referendum, as ‘culture wars’ continue to rage, the EU’s vaccine chief says Brexit has weakened and isolated the UK"

Telegraph:

VIPs ‘to be let into England without quarantine to keep Euros final at Wembley’

Matt:


Independent:

‘Hyper-creepy’: Gavin Williamson mocked over One Britain, One Nation song

Times:

Royal Navy ship off Crimea sparks diplomatic row between Russia and UK

Evening Standard:

Goretzka sets up Germany v England last-16 tie after Hungary threaten shock

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... the Royal finances

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on a patriotic song and a Brexit sausage battle – Fact that shipping sausages from UK to Northern Ireland now requires paperwork is nothing to sing about"

Telegraph:

UK eases Covid travel rules for tourist spots despite cabinet rift

Matt:


Independent:


Times:

Cut-down conifer becomes Sheffield attraction after neighbour dispute

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Britney Spears' 'slave' claim

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson: sordid appointments – George Osborne can now add chairman of the British Museum to his wide portfolio of roles since being sacked as chancellor"

Telegraph:

Matt Hancock apologises after photos show him kissing aide

Matt:


Independent:

After Francesco Hayez.

The i paper:


Times:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Matt Hancock's clinch with his aide


Stephen Collins:

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
who is the icelandic dignitary paul has drawn

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy

crispix posted:

who is the icelandic dignitary paul has drawn
yeah what the christ man

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!



God damnit I chortled

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Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"Uefa VIPs get a quarantine-free pass to Wembley – Despite the Delta variant, football officials – and Matt Hancock – get free rein"

Sunday Telegraph:

Pressure on Matt Hancock to quit after PM backs him over tryst with colleague; Matt Hancock resigns as health secretary after day of humiliation

Matt:


Sunday Times:


Mail on Sunday:

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