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sharknado slashfic)
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Rah! posted:the aliens are visiting because they are fascinated by music, which is actually unique to humans do you think they liked this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bhuh9b_qFfo
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Jun 21, 2021 02:08
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they’re here for our hazelnuts, we’ve been over this
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Jun 21, 2021 02:09
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JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:they’re here for our hazelnuts, we’ve been over this filbert harvesting aliens......
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Jun 21, 2021 02:10
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my bony fealty posted:I read all the stuff on the UAP Theory site and it was entertaining (if rather insufferably written) but then I made the mistake of checking out the twitter oh no the website is pretty cool and as grounded as you possibly can be when discussing this stuff
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Jun 21, 2021 02:11
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Ignoring the handful that are real, none of them are real.
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Jun 21, 2021 02:11
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alcubierre drives are fueled by Nutella
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Jun 21, 2021 02:12
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Love ADF, just hacky enough to write 100 movie tie-ins but also do his own poo poo. Bloodhype maybe his best original, or Midworld
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Jun 21, 2021 02:12
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Judge Dredd Scott posted:do you think they liked this one That was one of the worst things I've ever seen thanks I hate it.
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Jun 21, 2021 02:24
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Source4Leko posted:That was one of the worst things I've ever seen thanks I hate it. the democrat party owns
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Jun 21, 2021 02:25
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Log082 posted:I'm not saying nuclear plants shouldn't be better maintained - because they should - but they're remarkably robust. Fukushima was a flawed outdated design to begin with, stupidly built in a tsunami zone, had never been updated with regard to safety over the years, got hit by a massive worst case scenario, and ultimately still resulted in less environmental damage than a fossil fuel plant just running normally every argument against nuclear power is either fabrication or deliberately isolated from the actually existing context of global power generation
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Jun 21, 2021 02:35
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Aliens actually wrote "For What It's Worth" in 1967 as part of the CIA's Laurel Canyon Operation.
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Jun 21, 2021 02:37
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Wheeee posted:Fukushima was a flawed outdated design to begin with, stupidly built in a tsunami zone, had never been updated with regard to safety over the years, got hit by a massive worst case scenario, and ultimately still resulted in less environmental damage than a fossil fuel plant just running normally Yeah, pretty much. We could be building the latest generation designs which are pretty much impossible to break, but that would involve building more nuclear, so.
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Jun 21, 2021 02:48
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Jun 21, 2021 02:50
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Judge Dredd Scott posted:the democrat party owns Guaranteed boomer libs ate it up tho.
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Jun 21, 2021 02:58
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I hope aliens understand internet sarcasm 
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Jun 21, 2021 03:06
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dew worm posted:I hope aliens understand internet sarcasm Maybe that's what there here for. Perhaps they can appreciate shitposting but cannot do it themselves as their brains are not broken like all of ours are. TRMP!
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Jun 21, 2021 03:07
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https://www.wbrz.com/news/authorities-searching-for-possible-crashed-plane-in-east-felicianaquote:EAST FELICIANA - First responders say their Thursday night search for a plane that reportedly went down near River Road south of LA-10 was eventually determined to be a false alarm. https://www.reddit.com/r/UFOs/comments/o4gfzz/southern_louisiana_sighting_grainy_shaky_details/ quote:So the other night (6/17/21) I was on the way home from work at around 11:30 P.M. central time. I was heading westbound towards Baton Rouge on the I-10 when I noticed what I initially believed to either be a star or other naturally occurring celestial body in the sky. It was relatively small and ab the size and shape of a star (at least from my perspective) but was a strange bright orange color. It took me a few minutes to realize that this “star” appeared to be slowly falling from the sky at a weird angle. Around this time I started thinking that I should record this but I was driving on the interstate and didn’t want to risk an accident, so I decided to wait until I got off on exit 221. As I approached the exit I realize that there was a line of trees that would obscure the object from my vision once it fell low enough behind them so I hurried and got my cell phone and started recording on Snapchat. Fortunately, I managed to capture it on camera for about 5 seconds before it dipped behind the tree line and I couldn’t see it anymore. After I took the video I went into Snapchat’s video editing options and zoomed as far in as I could on the object without completely distorting the video and also slowed it down to about half the speed. This is the version of the video I posted here though I still have the original copy if anyone’s interested in seeing it. After this I saved the video and didn’t think too much of it until earlier today when I was at a restaurant with my father and I saw the article about a Roswell like crash in southern LA not far from where we live. After reading the article and checking the date it was posted I told him about the video and showed it to him, and he suggested that I post it here to show you guys. I don’t know what to make of this and I have no plausible explanation for what it could be. One thing I do know is that it wasn’t a plane. I live 5 minutes from the New Orleans International Airport and I have seen planes everyday for my entire life at different altitudes both leaving and coming in for landing. There were no blinking lights, no wings that were visible to me and I heard no sound (though that might be due to distance). 
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Jun 21, 2021 03:07
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my bony fealty posted:I read all the stuff on the UAP Theory site and it was entertaining (if rather insufferably written) but then I made the mistake of checking out the twitter this chimes with what i remember of twin peaks s3 so im gonna roll with it
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Jun 21, 2021 03:18
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 This is how you see aliens. Dude tossed this in our order of edibles. Yaaa buddy.
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Jun 21, 2021 03:23
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helta posted:
Dude what the gently caress, where?
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Jun 21, 2021 03:25
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helta posted:
this is amazing
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Jun 21, 2021 03:28
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Judge Dredd Scott posted:Dude what the gently caress, where? Come up to south eastern ontario canada. The indigenous peeps dont gently caress around. 😀
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Jun 21, 2021 03:28
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helta posted:Come up to south eastern ontario canada. The indigenous peeps dont gently caress around. 😀 im beyond jealous, ive had to grow my own. id gently caress that bar up in one go, 3g is a good dose
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Jun 21, 2021 03:29
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https://filedn.com/lA1dAM6GJzOy8eCDm2eVX88/uap/California-LA-Dots.mp4
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Jun 21, 2021 03:31
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Judge Dredd Scott posted:im beyond jealous, ive had to grow my own. id gently caress that bar up in one go, 3g is a good dose Lol u can see my posting history on shrooms. Dont know if I can do it all in one sitting these days, just too much chocolate. Would rather do it raw.
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Jun 21, 2021 03:32
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tea for me flying saucers when i can find em 
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Jun 21, 2021 03:50
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Gumby is down with the greys https://twitter.com/gumbyscreens/status/1406754156837285894
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Jun 21, 2021 03:52
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The Saucer Hovers posted:tea for me Ahhhhhh gently caress
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Jun 21, 2021 03:53
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Pooky posted:Ignoring the handful that are real, none of them are real.
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Jun 21, 2021 03:55
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The Saucer Hovers posted:tea for me those are birds
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Jun 21, 2021 04:10
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ball lightning, what's the deal with that
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Jun 21, 2021 04:11
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https://twitter.com/livemint/status/1406088462923571200
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Jun 21, 2021 04:11
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it's happening
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Jun 21, 2021 04:12
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i'm gonna be mad if we don't get some entertaining slop in the upcoming report
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Jun 21, 2021 04:14
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i would eat an alien
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Jun 21, 2021 04:14
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Dolphin posted:i would eat an alien 's rear end
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Jun 21, 2021 04:15
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i've communicated with the space people and they have given me a vision
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Jun 21, 2021 04:17
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Nichael posted:It's so hosed up that were deprived of First Contact with Donald Trump. He would be so jazzed to meet someone named the tall whites
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Jun 21, 2021 04:18
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lightning balls
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Jun 21, 2021 04:20
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Dolphin posted:lightning balls Taser balls
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Jun 21, 2021 04:20
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