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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
It's amazing how the truth is always even worse than "careful mate that asylum seeker wants your cookie."

They could literally give 69" smart TVs to everyone who turns up in a rubber boat and it'd be less bad than what's currently happening.

It'd be pretty nice!

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

If you sell things cheaply people won't buy them when they are expensive. Got to employ people to work in the scarcity factory.

Tomberforce
May 30, 2006

Gonzo McFee posted:

https://twitter.com/itvnews/status/1406887601647370240?s=19
Just destroying poo poo to make room for the new poo poo you'll have to buy because it's cheaper to destroy these things than sell them cheaper make it make sense.

But you see free market capitalism is the most efficient way to distribute resources....

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

OwlFancier posted:

If you sell things cheaply people won't buy them when they are expensive. Got to employ people to work in the scarcity factory.
They could give them to people who would never buy them even if they were cheap though, like laptops for school kids in deprived areas. Then some libs might look at it and say "oh wow Amazon is pretty nice actually, just like that nice Bill Gates and Starbucks" and buy more poo poo and some bitter tory types would probably buy more laptops just to feel that they have something that the poor kids don't and so on.

Can't even do "not all large corporations are Captain Planet villains" properly.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

If you give them out the might, conceivably, go to someone who could buy them, and that eats into potential sales. Also if you could just be poor and get things for free then poverty is less of a threat and if that were the case then who would work in the amazon warehouse?

Same reason supermarkets destroy the majority of their unsold food. There has to be a threat, there has to be pain, if there isn't then you can't force people to spend money.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
There must be some kind of way that they could give away free laptops to means tested families that comes with a 90 day subscription to Amazon Fresh grocery delivery that is 1% more revenue agile than just destroying them, has anyone checked what Jo Swinson is doing?

It takes actual effort to be more useless than that kind of soft as shite pseudo-progressiveness.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Fortunately the England team are safe because none of them were in close contact with him during the match.

Anyway the rules are already clear on this, the rest of the team will be PCR tested but not be required to isolate unless they test positive. Now the more important question is where did he pick it up, if they're all supposed to be in covid-secure bubbles?

Hes an 18 year old footballer. Of course they're not following the rules.

Beefeater1980
Sep 12, 2008

My God, it's full of Horatios!






OwlFancier posted:

If you give them out the might, conceivably, go to someone who could buy them, and that eats into potential sales. Also if you could just be poor and get things for free then poverty is less of a threat and if that were the case then who would work in the amazon warehouse?

Same reason supermarkets destroy the majority of their unsold food. There has to be a threat, there has to be pain, if there isn't then you can't force people to spend money.

If you give them to the poor, who need money and not luxury goods, they will presumably sell them cheaply for things they actually need.

That this is still Good out of proportion to any sales supposedly lost doesn’t seem to occur to anyone involved.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

That's actually even worse because if they sell them to people who are not means tested then that causes even more lost sales.

If they were trying to do good they wouldn't be running amazon would they? The point is to extract money and to shape the world into one that is more immediately able to extract money.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

But number has to go up.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Yelling at someone for being anti-Semitic, homophobic, sexist, or going behind ones back to Jacob Reece Mogg is not “bullying” fucks sake.

The Perfect Element
Dec 5, 2005
"This is a bit of a... a poof song"
You'd think it would be easy enough to set up a charitable initiative where, in the case of TVs, ipads etc., stock can be sold and profits go to charity or something. Then you don't face the potential horror of giving something away customers for FREE

I guess the vast, vast majority of the stuff will be complete tat though, clearly of no interest to anyone, even for free.

Azza Bamboo
Apr 7, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021
An argument over how Amazon distributes its waste is useless given the context that Amazon should not exist at all.

Flayer
Sep 13, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Buglord
It's morally repugnant behaviour to destroy things for the sole reason of denying them to those who would use them. Especially when they are destroying items that people on the wages they pay will often be unable to afford. It's cruelty and avarice on a vast scale to line the pockets of those who have no need for it.

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

I think the high end designer clothing brands destroy all their unsold stock too rather than donate it and have poors devalue their image

like this

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.

Azza Bamboo posted:

An argument over how Amazon distributes its waste is useless given the context that Amazon should not exist at all.

This is a common take but I think it's pretty short-sighted. Amazon's logistical infrastructure is an extremely impressive operation and if that could be nationalised and geared towards effective resource distribution it could do very cool things indeed

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
honestly I'm starting to think capitalism was a mistake

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
The supermarket food waste thing seems obscene on the surface, and it does represent a failure of effective distribution, but most food is perishable and the way food waste can be recycled is far from the worst. Even if we set up a system that ensures everyone is getting fed properly, that wouldn't necessarily be the same as a system that minimizes food waste, so in that situation the human factor prevails and the priority is the number of people who aren't being fed properly far more than the quantity of food that's being churned back around the system, nutrition is not a fossil resource (other than phosphorus, but there are ways to maximize the cycle of that). You end up with a bioconveyor circuit to move solar energy into growing people, and under a proper economic system there'd still be what looks like waste.

But doing churn like that on products of advanced manufacturing is the dumbest poo poo. Like even if it were subject to huge fines I'm not sure they'd stop for that reason, it's a failure of both humanity and process flow from a combination of paperclip maximizing and not caring.

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


Had my second jab, now I'm immune to everything.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Polly Toynbee real smart

https://twitter.com/pollytoynbee/status/1406971506790387715?s=20

Noxville
Dec 7, 2003


Lmao calling Labour voters stupid, a winning strategy as ever from her

josh04
Oct 19, 2008


"THE FLASH IS THE REASON
TO RACE TO THE THEATRES"

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- Good lord, what is happening to your vote share?
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- Yes!

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010

What the gently caress does any of this mean? If the tory vote collapses that shows that there are quite a lot of people who dont like the Tories and so it's pretty damning that people who don't like the Tories still don't want to vote for Labour.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
It means they're all secretly itching to vote for Tony Blair of the Tony Blair Foundation.

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003


she votes for lib dems though?

Scikar
Nov 20, 2005

5? Seriously?

Grey Hunter posted:

Leader of the Opposition Bercow - while not going to progress left goals - would give Labour someone with a chance of winning - and prime minister question time would be amazing every week.

If we need to have a hell world, can it be that one please? even if its just for a few years before the election!

This was the exact platform that Starmer won the leadership on, and look how that's going. Just because Bercow did a pretty good job of the Speaker role in difficult circumstances doesn't mean he would be a good/effective/electable leader of Labour. "Someone with a chance of winning" is a bullshit concept invented by an infantile political press. The truth is that a chance of winning is something you create with your own hands, it's not somehow intrinsic to the person. The proof of that is the 2017 GE, where pundits lined up to predict that Corbyn's personal, inherent lack of electability was going to lead to disaster and electoral wipeout. And they were completely wrong, not wrong in terms of whether Corbyn is or was electable or not, but by the fact that it's just not a thing to begin with, it's something they made up as a stick to beat people they don't like. Of course after the fact they all pivoted to "May lost votes more than Corbyn won them" (despite that being directly contradicted by the vote counts) and "yeah but he still didn't win" (despite the fact that he achieved a bigger swing than '97, so even Blair never won hard enough to win in 2017).

I think it's fine to appreciate Bercow's good points, and it would be even easier to do so if he publicly addressed the bad points from earlier in his career. But at least make sure you're doing so from your own perspective, not that of our poo poo infested political media.

Umbra Dubium
Nov 23, 2007

The British Empire was built on cups of tea, and if you think I'm going into battle without one, you're sorely mistaken!



Hmm, yes; "Vote for the winning team, you morons!"

To paraphrase Azza from earlier, arguing about Polly Toynbee is useless given the context that Polly Toynbee shouldn't exist at all.

Grey Hunter
Oct 17, 2007

Hero of the soviet union.
Accidental destroyer of planets

Scikar posted:


I think it's fine to appreciate Bercow's good points, and it would be even easier to do so if he publicly addressed the bad points from earlier in his career. But at least make sure you're doing so from your own perspective, not that of our poo poo infested political media.

I think a lot of people misunderstood what I meant. Bercow would not be a good leader for the Labour party, and is a Tory at heart.

My comment was if we can't have anyone good in power then we could at least have someone entertaining.

Gort
Aug 18, 2003

Good day what ho cup of tea
Having a tory in charge of the Labour party does seem like the next logical step after Starmer

superliminal
Jun 2, 2010
https://twitter.com/UKLabour/status/1406947513857462276

alienating their entire voting base is fine because the home county nimby freaks will surely vote Labour

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Nice of Labour to pay for Lib Dem’s new advertising campaign.

jaete
Jun 21, 2009


Nap Ghost

kecske posted:

try Kokeb next time, 5 minutes from the cally road tube station.

Yeah Kokeb is great. Ethiopian food is awesome, lots of Ethiopian restaurants in London too

Azza Bamboo
Apr 7, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021

ThomasPaine posted:

if that could be nationalised

I agree but I think we're talking about different points here. I'm not saying destroy amazon's infrastructure. I'm saying political capital can be easily wasted on the wrong part of these problems. Amazon can fight this fight, lose it, and have everyone think a big win has been achieved because now they're not throwing away as many pieces of slave made crap.

Comrade Fakename
Feb 13, 2012


So, a project that I've been working on for a long time has finally launched - Momentum Community.

I know a bunch of us on here joined Momentum's volunteer Slack during the election - well, that Slack actually kept going after the election. It slowed down a lot, but we are now relaunching it as the aforementioned Momentum Community. Basically the idea is to set up a space for both socialising and organising. Where we might run a phonebank or just talk about what was on TV last night.

Our big thing is that on Wednesday 23 June at 7pm we are running an AMA with Jon Trickett. We hope to do more of these in future, but we're starting with Jon.

Anyway, it would be super-great to have some pristine SA posting power on there. Tbh the atmosphere of the UKMT is very much an inspiration for what I'd like to do with MC. So come along! Just to be absolutely clear, you do not have to be either a member of Momentum or the Labour Party to join. You can sign up here: https://community.peoplesmomentum.com/, though if you signed up for the Volunteer Slack during the election your login should still work. If we get enough people I could be convinced to start a super-secret Goon channel just for us.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Lolll Graun commentator calling for the Lib Dems to literally disband now their guy is Labour leader I'm sure that'll go down well.

'they appeal to those who vaguely agree with Labour, but cannot quite vote that way.' I mean you aren't wrong, but funny how you didn't say that when Corbyn was leader, yeah?

Sad Panda
Sep 22, 2004

I'm a Sad Panda.

Paperhouse posted:

Question(s) about student loans that I thought you guys might be helpful with

I've been living outside of the UK for around two and a half years, and I'm also not (and have never been) earning enough to be repaying my loan. Now and then I get a letter/email saying I need to tell them what's going on and update my employment details on the gov website. I just went to look at that and now I remember why I've never done it - it's a right old hassle and I can't be bothered

obviously if this is negatively affecting me in some way then I will do it, but I'm not sure if it is or not?

The way it can negatively impact is that if they decide you're ignoring them then they can decide you need to make fixed repayments of a few hundred quid a month and then get grumpy when you don't pay it.
When I was overseas I'd send them a letter every year or two either saying this is where I am and here's proof of income or I'm overseas and not working so can't repay.

WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

I think it's quite amusing* what's currently going on in Canada, given that the statue-shaggers in the UK have the full weight of the establishment behind them:

https://twitter.com/OttawaCitizen/status/1406746214306025472?s=20

That's Canada's first prime minister and at least 4 statues of him have been taken own over the past couple of weeks.


*Not actually amusing given the reason the statues are being removed - the remains of 215 children were found at a Canadian "Residential School" - a government-sponsored mandatory boarding school run by churches, where they took indigenous children away from their parents and forced them to speak English and integrate into white culture. It's estimated that 6000 indigenous children died in residential schools. The last one didn't close until 1997.

Saros
Dec 29, 2009

Its almost like we're a Bureaucracy, in space!

I set sail for the Planet of Lab Requisitions!!

superliminal posted:

https://twitter.com/UKLabour/status/1406947513857462276

alienating their entire voting base is fine because the home county nimby freaks will surely vote Labour

That honestly looks like less of a street and more of a manor + stables & servants cottages lol. Very on brand lib dem advertisement.

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler

feedmegin posted:

Lolll Graun commentator calling for the Lib Dems to literally disband now their guy is Labour leader I'm sure that'll go down well.

'they appeal to those who vaguely agree with Labour, but cannot quite vote that way.' I mean you aren't wrong, but funny how you didn't say that when Corbyn was leader, yeah?

It's such a dumb idea, as soon as you think about it for more than 5 seconds. Labour and the Lib Dems honestly have very little in common, which is why they're separate parties in the 1st place and many (most?) Lib Dems tend to be closer to the Tories than Labour across a whole swathe of policy areas. It'd be a funny sort of Progressive Alliance where 1 of the 2 parties isn't actually progressive.

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kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008

superliminal posted:

https://twitter.com/UKLabour/status/1406947513857462276

alienating their entire voting base is fine because the home county nimby freaks will surely vote Labour

This is also quite funny where I live, considering the Labour Council is planning to give planning permission for developers to build on Green Belt land. I got an email from them saying (I paraphrase):
"The Tories would build everywhere, but we only want to put 9% of our new homes on the Green Belt."

The same council who asked National Rail to build a new train line and station to connect to a brand new housing development and then hosed up the contracts for the development to the point that the station's been open I think 2 years now and they still haven't built a single house/flat/shack on the land.

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