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freeedr: Feb 21, 2005

If you all don�t calm down I�ll rail you all

# ? Jun 21, 2021 18:25

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# ? May 27, 2024 19:57

Deep Glove Bruno: Sep 4, 2015; yung swamp thang

rodbeard posted:

I'm really mad that somebody is going to repost the tweet about making up a guy to be angry at.

gently caress this inception-rear end post!!

# ? Jun 21, 2021 18:29

poly and open-minded: Nov 22, 2006; In BOD we trust

Beeswax posted:

You don't need to rail against posts no one has made yet

was on the tip of my tongue because of people doing that in the schadenfreude thread about the dude mounting a bear head on his parents bedroom ceiling

# ? Jun 21, 2021 18:53

Mak0rz: Aug 2, 2008; 😎🐗🚬

I can't watch comedies on tv because it's all fake. Everyone is just acting. Did you know that? It's all scripted

Preposterous that people find it funny.

# ? Jun 21, 2021 19:01

Biplane: Jul 18, 2005

poly and open-minded posted:

was on the tip of my tongue because of people doing that in the schadenfreude thread about the dude mounting a bear head on his parents bedroom ceiling

Hahaha, that dude rules though

# ? Jun 21, 2021 19:11

Yngwie Mangosteen: Aug 23, 2007

you mean the guy who films himself mounting animal heads to his parents' walls in his underwear might not be doing so as a random spontaneous thing?

# ? Jun 21, 2021 19:15

D-Pad: Jun 28, 2006

Too turnt tony is def scripted but the Deez nuts kids I actually believe is real. Either that or his dad should be winning academy awards. The look of despair and hatred on his face when these things happen is visceral.

# ? Jun 21, 2021 19:43

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

https://twitter.com/SeattleSloth_/status/1407044943403683849?s=19

# ? Jun 21, 2021 19:59

Splicer: Oct 16, 2006; from hell's heart I cast at thee
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poly and open-minded posted:

was on the tip of my tongue because of people doing that in the schadenfreude thread about the dude mounting a bear head on his parents bedroom ceiling

I'd say the big difference is the nuts thing has jokes in it so it's funny independent of whether it's true or not. Take away the parent's annoyance from the other one and it's just a guy attaching a thing to a ceiling.
e: also

D-Pad posted:

Too turnt tony is def scripted but the Deez nuts kids I actually believe is real. Either that or his dad should be winning academy awards. The look of despair and hatred on his face when these things happen is visceral.

This, the bear guy's parents are just doing the usual "Oh my god how could you do this crazy and annoying thing while filming it!" while the dad's abject despair in the nuts thing is hilarious

Splicer has a new favorite as of 20:11 on Jun 21, 2021

# ? Jun 21, 2021 20:08

Arsenic Lupin: Apr 12, 2012; This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.

https://twitter.com/remembrancermx/status/1406445360537432064

# ? Jun 21, 2021 20:40

Poops Mcgoots: Jul 12, 2010

Splicer posted:

I'd say the big difference is the nuts thing has jokes in it so it's funny independent of whether it's true or not. Take away the parent's annoyance from the other one and it's just a guy attaching a thing to a ceiling.
e: also

This, the bear guy's parents are just doing the usual "Oh my god how could you do this crazy and annoying thing while filming it!" while the dad's abject despair in the nuts thing is hilarious

Bear guy's mom is doing the annoyed thing, bear guy's dad is just super stoked he gets to wake up and see Boris first thing in the morning.

# ? Jun 21, 2021 20:51

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

poly and open-minded posted:

btw if anyone wants to object because the pranks appear scripted, they can just keep it to themselves because his videos are funny anyway

I'm pretty sure this post is fake.

# ? Jun 21, 2021 23:08

greazeball: Feb 4, 2003

Mak0rz posted:

I can't watch comedies on tv because it's all fake. Everyone is just acting. Did you know that? It's all scripted

Preposterous that people find it funny.

You kid but there's a former footballer in England who claims to hate films because "they're all pretending":

https://twitter.com/themichaelowen/status/522056120916267008

https://www.balls.ie/football/michael-owen-films-371076

quote:

Michael Owen Is A Joyless Weirdo Who Hates Films

Michael Owen may be a lot of things - a superstar footballer at 18, a racehorse owner, a questionable pundit, a regular guest on Question of Sport - but he's definitely not a movie-buff.

The former English striker had previous revealed his disdain for films on Twitter back in 2014, to much bemusement.

Since the tweet it would seem that Owen has watched two more films.

The people at Shortlist magazine asked Owen to review films that he has seen and it is makes for an interesting, but bizarre read.

"I haven�t watched many films. I�ve seen all the Rockys to be fair, so that�s five. There�s a sixth is there? Didn�t know that. Rocky IV�s my favourite film. Didn�t like Rocky I, it�s rubbish.

I watched Creed the other day. It was alright. My wife kept badgering me, so I watched it on a flight to Dubai. I�d have preferred a good documentary, to be honest. I like factual stuff. I don�t like being kidded by anything.

That�s my problem with films: I just can�t believe it. I sit there, thinking, �I wonder how many takes that took?� and �is that a stuntman?� The big action fights are so far-fetched I shake my head in disbelief: people shooting each other, rolling over with bullets just missing them, jumping off of trains. How can anyone believe that?"

He's not just a weirdo, he also a horrible piece of poo poo human being and also the absolute most boring pundit you've ever heard on the telly but he scored loads of goals so he keeps getting put on.

# ? Jun 21, 2021 23:39

Bape Culture: Sep 13, 2006

He�s the most dubai person of all time so of course he had to drop that flex in there. God I hate him

# ? Jun 21, 2021 23:42

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/reese_shapiro/status/1406776242460925956

# ? Jun 21, 2021 23:42

ewiley: Jul 9, 2003; More trash for the trash fire

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/reese_shapiro/status/1406776242460925956

How are people afraid of mascots? Like are they afraid of people dressed up in costumes because Halloween must be absolutely awful for them. A furry convention must be these people�s actual hell.

# ? Jun 22, 2021 00:00

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

Bape Culture posted:

He�s the most dubai person of all time so of course he had to drop that flex in there. God I hate him

Yeah just reading that I was like "this is absolutely the kind of sociopath who wants slaves isn't it?"

# ? Jun 22, 2021 00:01

Solar Tornado: Aug 9, 2016; A true fool keeps on fighting, even when there is no more glory to be gained

Mak0rz posted:

I can't watch comedies on tv because it's all fake. Everyone is just acting. Did you know that? It's all scripted

Preposterous that people find it funny.

I mean, "Whose Line Is It, Anyway" was probably the funniest show in the world, so you're not wrong?

# ? Jun 22, 2021 00:04

ThisIsJohnWayne: Feb 23, 2007; Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!

ewiley posted:

How are people afraid of mascots? Like are they afraid of people dressed up in costumes because Halloween must be absolutely awful for them. A furry convention must be these people’s actual hell.

...this is everyones hell.

# ? Jun 22, 2021 00:14

Regarde Aduck: Oct 19, 2012; c l o u d k i t t e n; Grimey Drawer

Solar Tornado posted:

I mean, "Whose Line Is It, Anyway" was probably the funniest show in the world, so you're not wrong?

Oh no

# ? Jun 22, 2021 00:37

Two Owls: Sep 17, 2016; Yeah, count me in

mind the walrus posted:

Yeah just reading that I was like "this is absolutely the kind of sociopath who wants slaves isn't it?"

Big Nev was right

# ? Jun 22, 2021 00:51

goatsestretchgoals: Jun 4, 2011

Regarde Aduck posted:

Oh no

Please tell me Who�s Line isn�t problematic.

_please

# ? Jun 22, 2021 02:23

Dareon: Apr 6, 2009; by vyelkin

freeedr posted:

If you all don�t calm down I�ll rail you all

don't threaten me with a good time

# ? Jun 22, 2021 02:34

Boba Pearl: Dec 27, 2019; by Athanatos

goatsestretchgoals posted:

Please tell me Who�s Line isn�t problematic.

_please

It's scripted they improvise the first take, and then repeat it again better a few times for the televised release.

# ? Jun 22, 2021 02:37

D-Pad: Jun 28, 2006

greazeball posted:

You kid but there's a former footballer in England who claims to hate films because "they're all pretending":

https://twitter.com/themichaelowen/status/522056120916267008

https://www.balls.ie/football/michael-owen-films-371076

He's not just a weirdo, he also a horrible piece of poo poo human being and also the absolute most boring pundit you've ever heard on the telly but he scored loads of goals so he keeps getting put on.

Somebody get this man an account and directions to posting in CineD and TV/IV. Goons not being able to enjoy shows because of exactly what this guy is saying is what those entire forums are about.

# ? Jun 22, 2021 03:37

Ror: Oct 21, 2010; 😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟

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# ? Jun 22, 2021 03:43

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/GetGianni/status/1407087725895946242

# ? Jun 22, 2021 04:18

Beartaco: Apr 10, 2007; by sebmojo

Boba Pearl posted:

It's scripted they improvise the first take, and then repeat it again better a few times for the televised release.

You're not serious, are you?

# ? Jun 22, 2021 04:25

dumb.: Apr 11, 2014; -=💀=-

https://twitter.com/qikipedia/status/1407171490034819077

# ? Jun 22, 2021 04:27

Poor Miserable Gurgi: Dec 29, 2006; He's a wisecracker!

Beartaco posted:

You're not serious, are you?

It's a bit exaggerated, but for the US one at least they will occasionally do second takes on some lines to make sure they read.

# ? Jun 22, 2021 04:48

Dareon: Apr 6, 2009; by vyelkin

dumb. posted:

https://twitter.com/qikipedia/status/1407171490034819077

# ? Jun 22, 2021 05:27

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

https://twitter.com/mas1z2/status/1407107809179836424?s=20

Now I really need to know if Cardi B was team Jacob or team Edward.

# ? Jun 22, 2021 06:02

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

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# ? Jun 22, 2021 09:09

egon_beeblebrox: Mar 1, 2008; WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

https://twitter.com/jamesdleech/status/1407305583368286222?s=20

# ? Jun 22, 2021 15:13

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/TryMetafy/status/1407341665778552835

# ? Jun 22, 2021 16:32

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

I regret to inform you that Milkshake Deck is...

# ? Jun 22, 2021 16:37

ThisIsJohnWayne: Feb 23, 2007; Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!

https://twitter.com/amyis_trying/status/1407433454954770434?s=19

# ? Jun 22, 2021 22:36

-Zydeco-: Nov 12, 2007

https://twitter.com/Kekeflipnote/status/1407446649367154688

# ? Jun 22, 2021 22:51

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

https://twitter.com/CullyHamner/status/1407436668068638725?s=19

https://twitter.com/jaynooch/status/1407323008675594247?s=19

Air Skwirl has a new favorite as of 23:25 on Jun 22, 2021

# ? Jun 22, 2021 22:53

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ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

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