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Plastik posted:You also forgot Which Way The Toilet Paper Goes On, Which Way To Wipe, Bidets, Tipping (which covers circumcision and the kind you do at restaurants in the US), Religion, Marvel Movies, Plane On A Treadmill and Goon In A Well. Fully 4 of those are Zack Snyder.
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Ugly In The Morning posted:Different thing, the vacuum cleaner one was a taint boil and the last time I posted it I probated myself for doing it because it is disgusting. I knew I was an awful person when I read that story and went "yeah, I bet that was a relief" rather than disgust. I've seen horrible poo poo, is what I'm saying (turn my monitor on, etc)
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Jun 21, 2021 21:34
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Aphrodite posted:Fully 4 of those are Zack Snyder. Zack Snyder puts the toilet paper on the treadmill the wrong way after circumsizing the waiters he doesn't tip.
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Jun 21, 2021 21:44
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Is Zack still active on here? I’m guessing not.
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Marcade posted:I knew I was an awful person when I read that story and went "yeah, I bet that was a relief" rather than disgust. I've seen horrible poo poo, is what I'm saying (turn my monitor on, etc) Yeah, I get tiny little blisteresque things on my fingers and they hurt irritatingly so I can’t imagine the agony dude was in at the time given a throbbing taint boil 
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Plastik posted:You also forgot Which Way The Toilet Paper Goes On, Which Way To Wipe, Bidets, Tipping (which covers circumcision and the kind you do at restaurants in the US), Religion, Marvel Movies, Plane On A Treadmill and Goon In A Well. Elf dicks and their related dildos as well.
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Jun 21, 2021 22:14
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Aphrodite posted:Fully 4 of those are Zack Snyder. Zach Snyder is going to be what finally brings down SA
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Joe Bogan posted:What the gently caress You're unfamiliar with the lapidary term "water" meaning purity, then?
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The venn diagram of goons who like Zack Snyder and goons who don't know how to clean their rear end is a perfect circle.
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:The venn diagram of goons who like Zack Snyder and goons who don't know how to clean their rear end is a brown circle.
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How about a link to any one of these marvelous articles?
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Aphrodite posted:Arguably a sandwich.  Aphrodite posted:Fully 4 of those are Zack Snyder. Is a goon in a well a sandwich? Splicer has a new favorite as of 00:34 on Jun 22, 2021 |
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Is the rear end Cheek Scissors a sandwich? Discuss. But I digress. THE_Action_Bastard posted:It's also possible nothing I say should be taken seriously!
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HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:The venn diagram of goons who like Zack Snyder and goons who don't know how to clean their rear end is a perfect circle. Dameius posted:Elf dicks and their related dildos as well.
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Kitfox88 posted:Yeah, I get tiny little blisteresque things on my fingers and they hurt irritatingly so I can’t imagine the agony dude was in at the time given a throbbing taint boil I have no idea what these are but I get them too. They itch and sting and just pop up once or twice a year. Nothing stops them and it sucks. I can’t imagine one on my taint.
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Regarde Aduck posted:there's a cspammer called 'happy thread', used to be called 'dumb lowtax', and he has a giant list of enemies of the people which is fyad and people he thinks are secret deep cover fyad, all of which are deep cover kiwi farm posters and trying to dox people in order to hurt them irl copy posted:reading this reminded me of the horse thinking about ants story lol Fritz the Horse posted:that's not funny. like at all. Captain Hygiene posted:Poor Fritz, thought of Freckles and cried
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Captain Monkey posted:I have no idea what these are but I get them too. They itch and sting and just pop up once or twice a year. Nothing stops them and it sucks. I can’t imagine one on my taint. Try Abreva the millisecond your fingers start itching. Coldsore fingers are getting more and more common for some ungodly reason.
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SeaGoatSupreme posted:Try Abreva the millisecond your fingers start itching. Coldsore fingers are getting more and more common for some ungodly reason. If this works I will name my first child SeaGoatSupreme. It’s the most uncomfortable week of my life when it happens. Edit: looking up pictures that’s way worse than what happens to me. I just get some little clear bumps all along one or two fingers that itch like crazy. Those might be like ‘worst case’ pictures though. Yngwie Mangosteen has a new favorite as of 01:16 on Jun 22, 2021 |
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Yeah for most people it's just a couple patches, not the giant gross swollen mounds like you see on Google. Sexually repressive sex ed was right. You *can* actually get a disease just from holding hands. Which is some bullshit. They aren't allowed to be right about anything.
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Spinz posted:How about a link to any one of these marvelous articles? My favorite series by Parson is the Instructions saga, which starts off weird and a bit funny before becoming something else entirely. Highly, highly recommended. If you like that, That Insidious Beast is good, too. Memo's From The Bear Cave is the story of one man, his soup and his lousy good for nothing rockabilly son. Another favorite of mine that's mostly forgotten now are the Monstergeddon Forums , proving that werewolves are dicks.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Zack Snyder puts the toilet paper on the treadmill the wrong way after circumsizing the waiters he doesn't tip. It's much easier to leave a tip post circumcision.
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Captain Monkey posted:If this works I will name my first child SeaGoatSupreme. 
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My favorite articles are blue stripe for some reason. I should probably check out the below decks series.
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Ugly In The Morning posted:Different thing, the vacuum cleaner one was a taint boil and the last time I posted it I probated myself for doing it because it is disgusting. Splicer posted:Is a goon in a well a sandwich?
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Sobatchja Morda posted:My favorite series by Parson is the Instructions saga, which starts off weird and a bit funny before becoming something else entirely. Highly, highly recommended. Those are all good. Dynamars delves into what it might be like to be on of those facilities that become videogames, with the exploding barrels and whatnot. Blue Stripe explores the blue collar jobs that keep sci-fi and videogame world running. Conex Convict Connections is excerpts from a prison craigslist type thing where prisoners communicate as the world slowly falls to Lovecraftian horror.
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Captain Monkey posted:If this works I will name my first child SeaGoatSupreme. It’s the most uncomfortable week of my life when it happens. That sounds kinda like Dyshydrosis. I managed to get mine under control with a pretty high-strength steroid cream.
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Samovar posted:That sounds kinda like Dyshydrosis. I managed to get mine under control with a pretty high-strength steroid cream. That does look a lot closer to what I get. Prescription I assume?
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Phy posted:You forgot "pilonidal cyst", casual By 2010 I had read so many goon stories about poor rear end crack hygiene, doctor visits, and surgery, that I instantaneously diagnosed a friends pilonidal cyst based on vague early symptoms. “There’s a weird bump by my tailbone.” “Pilonidal cyst, you need to see a doctor.” Dude had a wound vac attached to his rear end and had his girlfriend changing his horrible dressings within a couple weeks. It’s like being Doctor House but only for the dumbest cases that computer janitors get.
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space uncle posted:poor rear end crack hygiene I asked you to stop calling me that 
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Captain Hygiene posted:I asked you to stop calling me that look how far you’ve come though, you’re a captain now! 
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Just remember the handy saying: Butthole, ballsack, rear end, and taint, A small problem this itch ain't. If you have symptoms of a goon, You need to see a doctor soon.
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:Just remember the handy saying:
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:Just remember the handy saying: Walking around the house singing this to the tune of the Oompa Loompa song.
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[Japan-only ps2 announcer voice] Here comes a new challenger.bad guy posted:eoray mel steps on his tomatos. theyr'e twenty percent tomato and eighty percent ketchup and red paint. low lycopene bullshit. i'm going to kill eoray mel. i'm going to hunt him down in his warehouse. i'm going to drop a crate on his head and smash him like a grapefruit. i'm moving in on this turf. i've got tomatos for days, son.
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Splicer posted:...also a sandwich. Well, the filling That's like calling a cream puff a sandwich.
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JnnyThndrs posted:Walking around the house singing this to the tune of the Oompa Loompa song. That's a lol
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Vasukhani posted:For a republic to function we really can't have people believing they exist after they die. With other forms of government that is less necessary. We can't have people believing they are "good" and going to go to heaven. The different flavors of it are irrelevant. Maybe I just have a weird sense of humor, but I found this funny.
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JnnyThndrs posted:Walking around the house singing this to the tune of the Oompa Loompa song. This doesn't fix meter god drat it loving goons. Meter? How does it work?
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:Just remember the handy saying: Can't wait to hear this ominously chanted by children in the next Blumhouse flick
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