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Trabant posted:Shotgunning a beer is monumentally stupid. Psh, he’s just a dollar-store Pangzai  Edit to be a less-awful snipe: https://twitter.com/hebeipangzai/status/1318263061602422785?s=21 Busket Posket has a new favorite as of 07:24 on Jun 22, 2021 |
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HPanda posted:Asking an engineer to do anything is like making a monkey paw wish. They actively try to gently caress over the obvious intention behind whatever you say. You need to be precise and with absolutely zero room for alternate interpretations. As an engineer and an engineering manager they are like loving genies. They won't do the simplest thing they might do the most complex thing if it technically does what you wanted. Where they differ from genies is that half they time what they do doesn't even loving work. Decided to do the wrong thing and gently caress that up as well.
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HPanda posted:Asking an engineer to do anything is like making a monkey paw wish. They actively try to gently caress over the obvious intention behind whatever you say. You need to be precise and with absolutely zero room for alternate interpretations. Aramoro posted:As an engineer and an engineering manager they are like loving genies. They won't do the simplest thing they might do the most complex thing if it technically does what you wanted. I wouldn't be surprised if they aren't doing this deliberately, though. I'm a programmer, not an engineer (well, my job description says "software engineer", but I think that's a weird term), but this is kind of just how I think. It takes practise, and deliberately checking whether I'm missing the forest for the trees, to realise that I'm doing that again and reverse out of it.
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Engineers are why wisdom and intelligence are separate stats
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evobatman posted:Engineers are why wisdom and intelligence are separate stats This is a deep statement, which would be even more accurate if Gygax would have been an engineer
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Aramoro posted:As an engineer and an engineering manager they are like loving genies. They won't do the simplest thing they might do the most complex thing if it technically does what you wanted. Where they differ from genies is that half they time what they do doesn't even loving work. Decided to do the wrong thing and gently caress that up as well. In Navy boot camp this was called "nuking it" because the perpetrator was inevitably headed to nuke school.
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Was there a reason to assign total fuckheads to nuclear powered vessels, beyond a nihilistic desire to watch it all burn?
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By popular demand posted:Was there a reason to assign total fuckheads to nuclear powered vessels, beyond a nihilistic desire to watch it all burn? High ASVAB scores and a bonus to recruiters who could find people willing to do it.
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Hyperlynx posted:I wouldn't be surprised if they aren't doing this deliberately, though. I'm a programmer, not an engineer (well, my job description says "software engineer", but I think that's a weird term), but this is kind of just how I think. I think a lot of this comes from engineers not actually being the people you ask to do a thing. You ask them to design a machine to do a thing. Their goal is to create a system that will keep working, reliably and predictably, no matter who is running it. Because it won't be them. If you're asking the engineer to go buy the milk and eggs, you've hosed up in your engineering of the problem
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I would simply devise a milk-and-eggs buying machine. Please read the docs, which consist of roughly five pages of auto-generated YAML markup that hasn't been updated along with the machine, before telling me something is wrong. Honestly, it's your own fault if you asked for "Eggs and Milk" instead of "Milk and Eggs", or if you asked for "Milk and eggs".
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Add a splash of milk (and a small pinch of salt) to your eggs before scrambling them, its good.
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Counterpoint: "I don't know what I want or how it should work, but five weeks after it's gone live I'll definitely know what I don't want"
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By popular demand posted:Add a splash of milk (and a small pinch of salt) to your eggs before scrambling them, its good.
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Woebin posted:I would simply devise a milk-and-eggs buying machine. Please read the docs, which consist of roughly five pages of auto-generated YAML markup that hasn't been updated along with the machine, before telling me something is wrong. https://achewood.com/eggsmilk.php By popular demand posted:Add a splash of milk (and a small pinch of salt) to your eggs before scrambling them, its good. This guy knows.
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Everyone should watch these Skits about a technical expert in a corporate world.
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Woebin posted:I would simply devise a milk-and-eggs buying machine. Please read the docs, which consist of roughly five pages of auto-generated YAML markup that hasn't been updated along with the machine, before telling me something is wrong. ("Milk" OR ("Milk" AND "Eggs")) purchase and delivery machine specification v0.001a 1. "Milk" is defined to be a. cow's milk, b. at least 4 days before use-by date c. a full, sealed container or container(s) d. from a refrigerated storage unit e. minimum quantity as specified by user f. maximum quantity as specified by user (defaults to minimum) g. by default, whole mik, but the default can be changed by user h. Not a bag of milk. Seriously. Who does that poo poo. 2. "Eggs" are defined to be a. Eggs from a chicken b. In locale (USA), must be from a refrigerated storage unit c. Checked for breakage before purchase d. Not placed under any other items during purchase, transportation, or delivery (exception: eggs in a "carton" may be placed under other eggs in a carton to a maximum depth of 3 cartons) e. In any case, not placed in any configuration such that forces experienced during a normal basket maneuver or driving maneuver will cause the eggs to tip, spill, or otherwise experience forces in excess of 20 N across the widest part of the egg.
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By popular demand posted:Everyone should watch these Skits about a technical expert in a corporate world. poo poo, anxiety trigger phrases throughout those skits.
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This is actually a perfect response because I'd forgotten this exists and I identify with Roast Beef to an extent that's definitely a red flag.thepopmonster posted:("Milk" OR ("Milk" AND "Eggs")) purchase and delivery machine specification v0.001a Bug ticket closed, reason: it's milk AND eggs as per original spec, make a feature request if you want only eggs. Will not fix. Bug report: machine gets stuck in infinite loop when faced with multiple egg options that all fulfill basic requirements. Fix PR description: use RNG to select eggs when faced with multiple valid options.
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thepopmonster posted:("Milk" OR ("Milk" AND "Eggs")) purchase and delivery machine specification v0.001a Ugh, I'm currently testing after having to submit a bunch of docs like this, which were apparently, not enough. QA apparently let a lot of poo poo slip, and I'm getting mad just reading this and Woebin's replies. My workday hasn't even started yet.
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With my luck when I ask for eggs and milk I'll get a roast chicken stuffed inside a steak tartar.
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EM-1642 [BLOCKER] Cannot purchase 1 egg EM-1643 [BLOCKER] Cannot purchase 2 egg EM-1644 [BLOCKER] Cannot purchase 3 egg EM-1645 [BLOCKER] Cannot purchase 4 egg EM-1646 [BLOCKER] Cannot purchase 5 egg EM-1647 [BLOCKER] Cannot purchase 6 egg [commented] EM-1648 [BLOCKER] Cannot purchase 7 egg EM-1649 [BLOCKER] Cannot purchase 8 egg EM-1650 [BLOCKER] Cannot purchase 9 egg EM-1651 [BLOCKER] Cannot purchase 10 egg EM-1652 [BLOCKER] Cannot purchase 11 egg
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That's why you make sure all your developers are lazy, then they at least did the least amount of work to get it wrong and it's less work fixing it.
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Break the system by bringing & leaving eggs and milk at the store. If you're a woman, you can consume negative ounces of milk by lactating more than you drink.
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Aramoro posted:As an engineer and an engineering manager they are like loving genies. They won't do the simplest thing they might do the most complex thing if it technically does what you wanted. Where they differ from genies is that half they time what they do doesn't even loving work. Decided to do the wrong thing and gently caress that up as well. Tell them to make sure they read the shampoo bottle instructions next time they shower. That's a joke because engineers don't shower.
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By popular demand posted:Add a splash of milk (and a small pinch of salt) to your eggs before scrambling them, its good. Makes the eggs a little too watery for my taste -- I'd suggest adding a tablespoon of butter instead, esp. if you're going for the small-curd, French kind of scrambled eggs.
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Trabant posted:Makes the eggs a little too watery for my taste -- I'd suggest adding a https://jamesbond.fandom.com/wiki/Scrambled_Eggs_%27James_Bond%27
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thepopmonster posted:("Milk" OR ("Milk" AND "Eggs")) purchase and delivery machine specification v0.001a Hello, I'd like each of the following: 1 Milk and 0 Egg 1 Milk and -1 Egg 1 Milk and "1" Egg 1 Milk and 2147483648 egg "'); DROP TABLESPACE public;" and 1 egg 🥛 Milk and 🥚Egg F̴̗̜͚͉̺̘͙̭̊̽̈́͊͋͑̒͑͌ő̷̧̳̱͔̣̯͎̤̊́͝r̷͈̖̲̖̜̹̗͋͑̀̊͘͠t̵̛̳̣͈̹̬̞̓̍͋ŷ̴͚̥̫͔̜̦̩̞̿̊͛̀̚-̷̛̲̓̿̽́̓̌͌͝ť̵̢̡̛̳̰̳̣̹̫w̵̢̧̟̯͂̿͒̈́͆͊̈́̊ǫ̶̛̖̖̝̲̀̎̈́̂͑̾̐͝ Milk and NULL Egg
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Adding milk to eggs is gross. It absolutely does not make them fluffier. Now, adding a splash of broth to scrambled eggs for flavor is amazing.
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Woebin posted:This is actually a perfect response because I'd forgotten this exists and I identify with Roast Beef to an extent that's definitely a red flag. Can confirm 
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Philippe posted:A perfect example of: That Mcdonalds Sprite is fuken CRISPY
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flavor.flv posted:Can confirm i am the girl who sucks plus i got depression
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Woebin posted:i am the girl who sucks What the HELL People
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Woebin posted:i am the girl who sucks same
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Alterian posted:Adding milk to eggs is gross. It absolutely does not make them fluffier. Now, adding a splash of broth to scrambled eggs for flavor is amazing. Add a tiny splash of water when scrambling, it steams and adds air pockets within the scramble. Milk basically does the same thing but less and adds oils and such that just weigh it back down.
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Philippe posted:A perfect example of: Since we're already posting achewood https://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=05042009
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