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Xenomrph posted:Ash said it to the other characters when they asked him about the Alien after Parker knocks Ash’s head off. Thanks! I thought they met in Aliens (I must remenber the names wrong) isn’t the corporate guy called Wayland?
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New Wave Jose posted:Thanks! I thought they met in Aliens (I must remenber the names wrong) isn’t the corporate guy called Wayland? Burke, but some of the characters may call him by his company's name as an insult.
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End of Aliens 3, Wayland shows up.
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Ugleb posted:End of Aliens 3, Wayland shows up.  The same actor does play Weyland in the first AVP movie though.
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Xenomrph posted:That’s actually Michael Bishop, designer of the Bishop android Curses! Foiled again! It had occurred to me that might be the case, but I thought that I was overthinking it. Apparently not this time!
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Xenomrph posted:The same actor does play Weyland in the first AVP movie though. Man that was a stupid, stupid, stupid film
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Improbable Lobster posted:Man that was a stupid, stupid, stupid film That describes all but two of the eight movies now in the Alien franchise.
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Fashionable Jorts posted:That describes all but two of the eight movies now in the Alien franchise. I will defend the assembly cut of Alien3, it was one of the most drastic salvagings of a movie until the Zack Snyder Justice League cut.
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Xenomrph posted:I will defend the assembly cut of Alien3, it was one of the most drastic salvagings of a movie until the Zack Snyder Justice League cut. I never saw Alien 3 until the DVD box (assembly cut?) and so I didn’t understand what the fuss was about. It’s a decent film in that version. Not great, not awful.
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lilljonas posted:I never saw Alien 3 until the DVD box (assembly cut?) and so I didn’t understand what the fuss was about. It’s a decent film in that version. Not great, not awful. The easy way to tell the difference between the two versions is if the Alien popped out of a dog (theatrical cut) or an ox (assembly cut).
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lilljonas posted:I never saw Alien 3 until the DVD box (assembly cut?) and so I didn’t understand what the fuss was about. It’s a decent film in that version. Not great, not awful. Alien is a great film. Aliens is a great film. Alien 3 is, at the absolute least, not. And it blew up everything around it on it's way down. Wasting greatness is in many ways worse than making a bad film as far as reactions go.
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People were saying Sisters of Battle were all female but I've always remembered them having male priests and stuff. Just these absolute mad lads coked out on eccleiasticy. They also had those pipe organs that shot missiles. I never actually played as them in TT but had one of the older codecies and the combination of power armor+miracles seemed interesting, there was also overlap with witch hunters too so you could have some Sisters host led by Obiwan Sherlock Van Hellsing if you wanted. They were OK in the RTS game too. Bolters/Flamers/Meltas was their gimmick I remember.
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Witch Hunters was a way cooler and more varied army. You could do some really cool combos like sisters, stormtroopers and Inquisitors
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Those were just priests who had taken up arms to join a holy crusade. Totally different to a standing army.
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Moola posted:Witch Hunters was a way cooler and more varied army. You could do some really cool combos like sisters, stormtroopers and Inquisitors but now you can have sisters with halberds
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Stormtroopers were like the mechanically separated meat of the inquisitorial codexes. Sisters didn't really lose much with them gone and probably kept more of their poo poo than the Grey Knights got to.
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MasterSlowPoke posted:but now you can have sisters with halberds Wait what?
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Space halberds, with some pipes and skulls so you know it's 100% Imperium approved
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Xenomrph posted:Holy poo poo someone else who remembers Snailiens. I remember Snailiens, mostly for being an all-timer in the "jesus christ the villains are so much cooler" category.
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MasterSlowPoke posted:whole units of em Noice
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What if Nurgle took a bath? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pefDn0aFCAk
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Screaming Idiot posted:What if Nurgle took a bath? The soapy blightking reminds me of the Great Clean One. 
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That Great Clean One cracked me the gently caress up, but maybe I had too much gin & tonic.
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MasterSlowPoke posted:whole units of em These could easily make for some pretty badass Sisters of Sigmar for WFB or Mordheim.
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I still feel like posting renders of 3d printed files is cheating, but...
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Bucnasti posted:I still feel like posting renders of 3d printed files is cheating, but... That's just canon though
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Bucnasti posted:I still feel like posting renders of 3d printed files is cheating, but... That's not so b....oh just noticed the enormous knockers. They couldn't just leave it the playful pose could they.
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Ugleb posted:That's not so b....oh just noticed the enormous knockers. They couldn't just leave it the playful pose could they. It's not just the boobs, it also has the biggest stiletto heels I've ever seen. Which, I feel is the closest thing you could get to being the complete opposite of the Xeno's actual foot/leg shape.
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It also has butts on it's butts. Buttception.
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For what it's worth, the queen xeno has built-in stilettos so it's not an original concept.
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Bucnasti posted:I still feel like posting renders of 3d printed files is cheating, but... 'Whatcha thinkin bout?' "Oh, I dunno...LV-426 stuff, I guess."
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Toebone posted:For what it's worth, the queen xeno has built-in stilettos so it's not an original concept. Goddamn it... Of course the Queen has heels.
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I want a story about a male alien race with built in battle-heels that makes fun of human men for their pathetic wimpy calves, and the day is saved in the end by strippers and drag queens, whom the aliens are impressed by and acknowledge as equals. This ushers in a new era of prosperity between our peoples, but a few ankles may be harmed along the way.
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DicktheCat posted:I want a story about a male alien race with built in battle-heels that makes fun of human men for their pathetic wimpy calves, and the day is saved in the end by strippers and drag queens, whom the aliens are impressed by and acknowledge as equals. There are people who will write this for you.
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chin up everything sucks posted:There are people who will write this for you. Now that I think about it, I know a few, but I'm not sure this premise has more than like a comic page worth of content, and a 4-panel one at that. Aliens come, make fun of people, then see folks in high heels, and panel four is fully automated luxury gay space communism. I'm not sure I'm married to the shitpost enough to draw or commission it.
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