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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/r345e7l.gifv

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


What is it?

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

:itwaspoo:

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Need someone who can do both

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!




:gonk:

Such Fun
May 6, 2013
 

One of the tennis players dropped a turd down their shorts. The turdboy (in this case a young woman), picked it up, as is the custom. But a bit broke off, which is considered quite the faux pas in tennis.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
That's why they call 40:40 deuce.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
I can't tell what is farce or reality anymore.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


Johnny Aztec posted:

I can't tell what is farce or reality anymore.

It's all farce, OP

oryx
Nov 14, 2004




Fun Shoe

It was a bug.

Such Fun
May 6, 2013
 

Johnny Aztec posted:

I can't tell what is fart or reality anymore.

Add more fiber to your diet

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Glad you finally got an account, Meemaw

Glottis
May 29, 2002

No. It's necessary.
Yam Slacker
Just thought of this image for the first time in many years



... anyone have the original, shittier looking MS paint one?

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋




I was going to say, that is clearly a bug or a spider, wtf is up with everybody immediately leaping to :itwaspoo: in front of 15K spectators

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Data Graham posted:

I was going to say, that is clearly a bug or a spider, wtf is up with everybody immediately leaping to :itwaspoo: in front of 15K spectators

:thejoke: they're talking about the little squirt of poop the spider lets out before the running makes it back off the court obvi

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Data Graham posted:

I was going to say, that is clearly a bug or a spider, wtf is up with everybody immediately leaping to :itwaspoo: in front of 15K spectators

Because it's obviously poo, look how embarrassed she is

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
pop!

https://i.imgur.com/oO34nIN.mp4

John Murdoch
May 19, 2009

I can tune a fish.
...HE POOPED A BUG? :gonk:

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

John Murdoch posted:

...HE POOPED A BUG? :gonk:

Better out than in, I always say

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Glad he found a new calling

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Give whoever made that an award for managing to not spell ANAL once

HPanda
Sep 5, 2008

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Give whoever made that an award for managing to not spell ANAL once

And to manage to avoid having the answer on p 69.

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

John Murdoch posted:

...HE POOPED A BUG? :gonk:

it's more likely than you think

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
rip dmx, died because they made him eat a bug.

Basic Poster
May 11, 2015

Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.

On Facebook

Volcott posted:

rip dmx, died because they made him eat a bug.

Always in the meme thread

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

The answer is Alan

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Baron von Eevl posted:

Add a tiny splash of water when scrambling, it steams and adds air pockets within the scramble. Milk basically does the same thing but less and adds oils and such that just weigh it back down.

I use soda water for maximum fluffiness.

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.






OOPS! All Alans!

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015


https://youtube.com/watch?v=xaPepCVepCg

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
https://twitter.com/sab_weenuh/status/1407134530469871628

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Huh. They didn't really change the wonky NPC behaviour in the new Elder Scrolls game.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

gbut posted:

“Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6?”

One carton of milk? Like... why even go if you're not buying a six-pack??

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



If they have vipers, get six

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Glottis posted:

Just thought of this image for the first time in many years



... anyone have the original, shittier looking MS paint one?



as well as

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Glottis posted:

... anyone have the original, shittier looking MS paint one?

Doesn't exist, as they're both great and beautiful.

Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013

What was the story behind those again?

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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
I have larger versions but they have huge black borders someone put on them:

(edit: totally forgot imgur lets you edit that poo poo)





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