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Barry Shitpeas
Dec 17, 2003

there is no need
to be upset

Winner POTM July 2013

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Her Dryer
Oct 15, 2012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=binU5K-25cQ

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
We were chatting at work today about our favourite 'player at a mid to low level prem club has a good last month of the season and generates a load of noise that they deserve to be on the plane' moments. Fondly remember Bullardmania for euro 2008 but forgot about Grant Holt's cruel omission for 2010 I think

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

the sex ghost posted:

We were chatting at work today about our favourite 'player at a mid to low level prem club has a good last month of the season and generates a load of noise that they deserve to be on the plane' moments. Fondly remember Bullardmania for euro 2008 but forgot about Grant Holt's cruel omission for 2010 I think

Rickie Lambert was in the 2014 World Cup squad.

c0burn
Sep 2, 2003

The KKKing
Jason Mcateer applying for a credit card and putting his company position as wing back

Jason Mcateer getting locked out of his car and when asked to go and get a coat hanger coming back with a wooden one

c0burn
Sep 2, 2003

The KKKing
Phil Babb smashing his balls on the post

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

the sex ghost posted:

We were chatting at work today about our favourite 'player at a mid to low level prem club has a good last month of the season and generates a load of noise that they deserve to be on the plane' moments. Fondly remember Bullardmania for euro 2008 but forgot about Grant Holt's cruel omission for 2010 I think

Bobby Zamora, of "when the ball hits your head and you're sat in row Z, that's Zamora" fame

this was about the time when he single-handedly knocked Juventus out of Europe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elXs9j3G46A

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



FullLeatherJacket posted:

Bobby Zamora, of "when the ball hits your head and you're sat in row Z, that's Zamora" fame

this was about the time when he single-handedly knocked Juventus out of Europe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elXs9j3G46A

Dempsey’s “he definitely meant it, no, for real” chipped goal

https://youtu.be/z2lwKrQYjtw

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Leeds's kit supplier didn't make tracksuits big enough to fit Steve Evans so he had to have the badge sewn onto a 14xl jacamo special

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?

c0burn posted:

Jason Mcateer applying for a credit card and putting his company position as wing back

Jason Mcateer getting locked out of his car and when asked to go and get a coat hanger coming back with a wooden one


wikipedia posted:

Bolton purchased the young midfielder for £500[3] plus a large bag of footballs. 

I want that to be true

A Buffer Gay Dude
Oct 25, 2020

vyelkin posted:

Rickie Lambert was in the 2014 World Cup squad.

as he should have been

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
Danger Zone Shots Inside the Box On Target

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Just remembered the 5th officials, in the one season before goal line technology was a thing, whose job was to stand next to the goal and make sure the ball went over the line

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

me when The Club do another win

the sex ghost posted:

Just remembered the 5th officials, in the one season before goal line technology was a thing, whose job was to stand next to the goal and make sure the ball went over the line

i want to say there was a europa league match when their view was actually needed and then they couldn't overrule the other officials so they never mattered

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

remember they had little sticks like they were going to taxi an aircraft because you're not allowed to use a flag until you become a big boy linesman

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNBJ_5XaOYM

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
On the topic of talksport it was funny when lampard phoned in to LBC to tell off James O'Brien for making stuff up about his divorce

Adrianics
Aug 15, 2006

Affirmative. Yes. Yo. Right on. My man.
A few years back Dave Beasant was a GK Coach for Stevenage and was named as an emergency backup, at the age of 50 or so, for a Playoff Semi-Final game when the regular backup GK was injured. About 20 minutes into the game the GK went down injured and was down for about 10 minutes, the camera periodically cutting to Beasant sat on the bench with a face of pure terror. The starting GK was eventually cleared to continue.

Roy Evans (IIRC) being asked during a Sky Sports appearance whether he would need to finish above Man United to win the league and replying "you need to finish above everyone to win the league".

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


This could be embarassing. It's embarassing!

McFlurry Fan #1
Dec 31, 2005

He can't kill me. I'm indestructible. Everybody knows that

Who was it that called the referees vanishing spray (is that even happening anymore), 'Invisible spray'

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

McFlurry Fan #1 posted:

Who was it that called the referees vanishing spray (is that even happening anymore), 'Invisible spray'

It was Jamie redknapp and I think it was even better, iirc he called it imaginary spray

McFlurry Fan #1
Dec 31, 2005

He can't kill me. I'm indestructible. Everybody knows that

the sex ghost posted:

It was Jamie redknapp and I think it was even better, iirc he called it imaginary spray

Fully lolling here

McFlurry Fan #1
Dec 31, 2005

He can't kill me. I'm indestructible. Everybody knows that

the sex ghost posted:

It was Jamie redknapp and I think it was even better, iirc he called it imaginary spray

Double posting apparently but that's beautiful

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




the sex ghost posted:

It was Jamie redknapp and I think it was even better, iirc he called it imaginary spray

Lmfao

L.H.O.O.Q.
Jan 3, 2013

:coal:
https://twitter.com/theJeremyVine/status/223371058017869825?s=20

Adrianics
Aug 15, 2006

Affirmative. Yes. Yo. Right on. My man.
The first MOTD after an organised criminal gang in Liverpool targeted the homes of several Liverpool players. A Liverpool player scored a hat trick and said he was taking the match ball home, Gary Lineker said "I hope it's safe there".

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




Gary Lineker making good on a promise and opening match of the day in his underpants after Leicester won the league.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJktFm0Hlgg&t=12s

Gary Lineker making GBS threads himself in Italia 90

Adrianics
Aug 15, 2006

Affirmative. Yes. Yo. Right on. My man.
Gary Lineker saying "why doesn't he just kick him in the head?" when Alan Shearer was talking about how you shouldn't lose your temper when another player is winding you up.

Al2001
Apr 7, 2007

You've gone through at the back
Chris Waddle repeatedly saying "pelanty" instead of penalty during commentaries. https://www.mirror.co.uk/opinion/football-opinion/five-live-pay-pelanty-hiring-3372420

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

Al2001 posted:

Chris Waddle repeatedly saying "pelanty" instead of penalty during commentaries. https://www.mirror.co.uk/opinion/football-opinion/five-live-pay-pelanty-hiring-3372420

lol, Chris Waddle rules

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

me when The Club do another win

there was a user here who owned a footie club in the amateur leagues in like 2013? 14? does anyone remember what that team was called i'm curious where they are

Grimson
Dec 16, 2004



remember when the internet got so horney for the chelsea physio that mourinho had her fired because she was stealing his spotlight

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

Grimson posted:

remember when the internet got so horney for the chelsea physio that mourinho had her fired because she was stealing his spotlight

I do remember him getting super steamed and trying to stop her from getting on the pitch with her full medical bag to treat a player who was obviously feigning a time wasting injury at Jose's instruction lol

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Other jose medical laffs: when he said that the paramedics who took cech to the hospital deliberately took their time getting to the ground and loading him into the ambulance because they were reading fans

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bde0w209_oo

FullLeatherJacket fucked around with this message at 21:25 on Jun 20, 2021

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

A Buffer Gay Dude
Oct 25, 2020
Footballers going bald used to be a thing

https://twitter.com/433/status/1407044261770629121?s=20

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

is this the original version of this meme because its really strange seeing it elsewhere

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Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

Jose posted:

is this the original version of this meme because its really strange seeing it elsewhere

Yes. This is where it all started. This is Genesis.

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