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Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Nigmaetcetera posted:

Jim Sterling. Jim Sterling loves wrestling, that’s the answer. I haven’t thought of them in forever. Do they still use singular they pronouns? Because last picture I saw of them they looked pretty feminine. I could look this all up easily but it feels better getting filled in by a goon. That’s only supposed to sound a little bit sexual.

They recently came out as transgender and not just non-binary. Outside of that I really haven't paid much attention to them

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Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Sterling is a person I agree with about almost everything but I just find it hard to watch YouTube rant videos in general.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Simone Magus posted:

"I'm still not convinced, HHH, maybe if you show me a couple dozen more sites..."

I think it was actually Good Ol' Jim Ross, back when he was still their head of talent relations, that originally had to pull up the Asian porn sites for Vince

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



It was JR and it was specifically to get Vince to sign Gail Kim.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
lol at turning to porn sites to prove someone's nationality is considered attractive. there's not any winners in this situation.

"No really, Vince. Let me pull up blacked.com and show you this story line will work!"

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
I cannot think of a single redeeming quality Vince has

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Nick Jr. Face posted:

I cannot think of a single redeeming quality Vince has

He really likes Martin Luther King, Jr. despite not having learned a single thing from him. That's like, half a point?

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

He had cool muscles

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

Nick Jr. Face posted:

I cannot think of a single redeeming quality Vince has

Hes a really good heel

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer

Neurolimal posted:

Hes a really good heel

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

Neurolimal posted:

Hes a really good heel

He's actually not. Much like Trump behaves the way a homeless person thinks a rich person behaves, Vince acts like a heel the way an absolute loving moron manchild thinks a wrestling heel should act.

The only redeeming quality I can think of is that he gives people a small opportunity at performative revenge after he fucks them over. He let Bret punch him out after Montreal. He let Joey Styles and Paul Heyman say whatever they wanted right to his face after completely ruining everything they created in ECW.

Elephant Ambush fucked around with this message at 19:46 on Jun 22, 2021

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

Elephant Ambush posted:

He's actually not. Much like Trump behaves the way a homeless person thinks a rich person behaves, Vince acts like a heel the way an absolute loving moron manchild thinks a wrestling heel should act.

The only redeeming quality I can think of is that he gives people a small opportunity at performative revenge after he fucks them over. He let Bret punch him out after Montreal. He let Joey Styles and Paul Heyman say whatever they wanted right to his face after completely ruining everything they created in ECW.

I cant believe you would do the genetic jackhammer dirty like this. He beat God, does that mean nothing to you?!?

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer

Elephant Ambush posted:

He's actually not. Much like Trump behaves the way a homeless person thinks a rich person behaves, Vince acts like a heel the way an absolute loving moron manchild thinks a wrestling heel should act.

The only redeeming quality I can think of is that he gives people a small opportunity at performative revenge after he fucks them over. He let Bret punch him out after Montreal. He let Joey Styles and Paul Heyman say whatever they wanted right to his face after completely ruining everything they created in ECW.

Ah no, you are wrong

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

frankenfreak posted:

My favorite "out of touch" story is probably Vince being extremely impressed with Scott Hall's Razor Ramon gimmick because he hadn't seen Scarface which Hall was liberally drawing from.

Involved in a great variety of crimes, filled to the brim with cocaine, and possibly incestuous. Vince is Scarface.

"Coño, pal!"

mallratcal
Sep 10, 2003


Vince was a great heel as Mr. McMahon. Probably because he's naturally a giant rear end in a top hat.

Kunabomber
Oct 1, 2002


Pillbug

Bonzo posted:

lol at turning to porn sites to prove someone's nationality is considered attractive. there's not any winners in this situation.

"No really, Vince. Let me pull up blacked.com and show you this story line will work!"

"Rusev, Lana, I got an idea"

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

mallratcal posted:

Vince was a great heel as Mr. McMahon. Probably because he's naturally a giant rear end in a top hat.
As they say in the biz, a person's character is a natural extension of themselves

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Bonzo posted:

lol at turning to porn sites to prove someone's nationality is considered attractive. there's not any winners in this situation.

"No really, Vince. Let me pull up blacked.com and show you this story line will work!"

So I assume in a couple years there's going to be a creepy step siblings thing on RAW?

cunny mcalister
Mar 21, 2004
Somehow less than meets the eye.

Nick Jr. Face posted:

I cannot think of a single redeeming quality Vince has

Has an ulterior motive come up for his Special Olympic donations? I've always heard they were quite sizable, but that was 20 years ago, so idk.

Mr Luxury Yacht
Apr 16, 2012


Stolen from the Randomwaffle thread:

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


MakaVillian posted:

So I assume in a couple years there's going to be a creepy step siblings thing on RAW?

Dude, Vince has been trying to do an incest angle for forever. It's always one step in before someone's like, "No, I'm not loving doing this."

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

I didn't HATE Vince back in the tuxedo announcer era, but the attitude poo poo embarrassed me out of wrestling

(this is as far as watchability, of course he's a dumpster fire of a human)

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

iirc Vince wanted to do something where in kayfabe Stephanie's baby turned out to be his, until she shut it down hard

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

mallratcal posted:

Vince was a great heel as Mr. McMahon. Probably because he's naturally a giant rear end in a top hat.

not an emptyquote

Kunabomber posted:

"Rusev, Lana, I got an idea"

lmao

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
Ah yes, Vince McMahon, famously terrible heel. His inability to be an effective bad guy is why that Austin fella never got over and just spun his wheels in the upper midcard without a suitable foil for his character.

mallratcal
Sep 10, 2003


cunny mcalister posted:

Has an ulterior motive come up for his Special Olympic donations? I've always heard they were quite sizable, but that was 20 years ago, so idk.

He just made them because he felt guilty about Eugene.

FullLeatherJacket posted:

iirc Vince wanted to do something where in kayfabe Stephanie's baby turned out to be his, until she shut it down hard

:eyepop:

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Gavok posted:

Dude, Vince has been trying to do an incest angle for forever. It's always one step in before someone's like, "No, I'm not loving doing this."

Yeah, fair enough

Simone Magus
Sep 30, 2020

by VideoGames
If Vince McMahon did not exist, we'd invent him

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bf1OFUTlwY4

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
Could someone please explain what The Enclosed Pool Area reference comes from? I'm aware of the subforum and I've posted there a few times but I don't understand what the name is referencing.

Simone Magus
Sep 30, 2020

by VideoGames

I love JR's "...Welp..." at the end

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Elephant Ambush posted:

Could someone please explain what The Enclosed Pool Area reference comes from? I'm aware of the subforum and I've posted there a few times but I don't understand what the name is referencing.

It was the last text Chris Benoit ever sent, about how he left his dogs in the enclosed pool area until someone would be able to come get them. Sent to Dean Malenko I think?

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

Vince MechMahon posted:

It was the last text Chris Benoit ever sent, about how he left his dogs in the enclosed pool area until someone would be able to come get them. Sent to Dean Malenko I think?

Thank you. That explains a lot.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
it's actually incredibly unsettling. your friend/coworker no-shows a big event, nobody knows where they are or if they're okay, and at 4am they send you this cryptic message about "the dogs" with no context
only later do you find out they were giving you a piece of information to be used after they're dead
but that's why it's funny, it's such an innocuous phrase and the connotations are so loving dark

Vince MechMahon posted:

Sent to Dean Malenko I think?
it was chavo

poor chavo :(

he's the one that found eddie, too

Eclipse12
Feb 20, 2008

Raw Report Thursday or Friday prolly

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

Eclipse12 posted:

Raw Report Thursday or Friday prolly

Good

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

MakaVillian posted:

So I assume in a couple years there's going to be a creepy step siblings thing on RAW?

Paul burchill was a pirate who wanted to gently caress his sister for a while

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
Given that Vince McMahon was allegedly sexually abused by his mother, I'm kinda sorta not surprised he tries to insert incest angles. Dude is a damaged man, which of course does not diminish how absolutely lovely he has been to others.

mallratcal
Sep 10, 2003


Bogus Adventure posted:

Given that Vince McMahon was allegedly sexually abused by his mother, I'm kinda sorta not surprised he tries to insert incest angles. Dude is a damaged man, which of course does not diminish how absolutely lovely he has been to others.

Whoa. Never heard that before. And thinking about it I can't recall hearing anything about Vince's mom.

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A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007



Nick Jr. Face posted:

As they say in the biz, a person's character is a natural extension of themselves

And that's why the Birdman Koko B. Ware has gotta be the coolest motherfucker in the world

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