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Daduzi
Nov 22, 2005

You can't hide from the Grim Reaper. Especially when he's got a gun.

JethroMcB posted:

Yes, it's the luxurious, flowing hair that gives it away; until that point Aleta had looked just like your average pageboy with a string of pearls and C-cups

The greedy merchant maybe isn't the most attentive guy, is what I'm getting at

Oh come on, Aleta pulled off the disguise well and looks like every other blond page boy in this North African port.

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Woapalanne
Jul 23, 2007
This account paid for by BJ.

Wait, if you're making bank on selling nude baby pictures, isn't that just distributing child porn?

Doomykins
Jun 28, 2008

Didn't you mean to ask about flowers?
It has been a fun experiment and better than what was done before but Mark Trail is really beginning to stink. I think Jules needs a writer/editor partner really badly. Just anybody to point out how weird and confusing everything is, or how unsatisfying or impossible it is. Mark Trail now has two non-plots going on that can only end in 100% legal actions where our heroes fail.

1) Cherry ignored the HOA that owns the property who installed decorative shrubs in place of hers. She's going to unleash a tide of invasive wild boars to combat sinister invasive butterfly bushes. I guess we're supposed to knee-jerk say "rich snobby people bad, HOA bad" but even if 100% successful the HOA will just re-plant the same bushes and they're not going to hire the eco-terrorist who destroyed them the first time. I guess this is pure petty revenge.

2) Mark is assaulting a man and openly admitting to being part of a theft with an alarm system going off. Even if the Herp duo get away all Cricket Bro has to do is call a lawyer, point to the employment contract regarding ownership of the app data(yes Cricket Bro is a dick, no they have no leg to stand on,) block any use of it and oh yeah, call the cops and charge the three with all these easily witnessed crimes. Are we doing the magic exploding boat gag again where everybody forgets everything with a scene change?

Edit: Like if Mark needed to do a really big and heroic last ditch super distraction he could've feigned losing his temper and called Cricket Bro into the ring, do some lead up like "If you win I'll do [integrity destroying X] and if I win you'll stop calling me Marky(ooooh have you been following the story from the start oooooh that tie-in to earlier detail)" and completely draw him in by taking advantage of his egotism, letting the Herp duo get away safely, raising the stakes and giving us the big climax. Instead Mark just admits everything to the one guy he absolutely can't, shooting his own foot with a shotgun. I guess Mark is really stupid or he read the script and knows Cricket Bro gets arrested and his company dissolved or some other deus ex machina tomorrow.

Doomykins fucked around with this message at 18:25 on Jun 23, 2021

Vargo
Dec 27, 2008

'Cuz it's KILLIN' ME!
Breaking Cat News


Phoebe and Her Unicorn


Wallace the Brave


Curtis

dismas
Jul 31, 2008


Vargo posted:

Breaking Cat News



:3:

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Woapalanne posted:

Wait, if you're making bank on selling nude baby pictures, isn't that just distributing child porn?

I think technically she's just selling ownership of a digital copy of his baby pictures. I don't know who'd want that, is his grandma buying them?

dismas
Jul 31, 2008


davidspackage posted:

I think technically she's just selling ownership of a digital copy of his baby pictures. I don't know who'd want that, is his grandma buying them?

SOME GIZMO

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011





Yeah, I'm pretty sure this is unlawful (it certainly is in my country) and a huge breach of trust between the mum and the kid.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Embarrassing baby pictures does not necessarily mean nude wtf people

and NFTs aren't even selling the picture anyway, they are selling a receipt for the idea of the picture, and that's the way you can phrase it to sound less dumb than the reality

NRVNQSR
Mar 1, 2009

davidspackage posted:

I think technically she's just selling ownership of a digital copy of his baby pictures. I don't know who'd want that, is his grandma buying them?

Not even that; ownership of a digital token loosely associated with the pictures. No ownership, license or even copies of the pictures are necessarily included.

It's quite difficult to properly express how stupid NFTs are; you naturally want to assume that there's some sense to them, but there really isn't.

The Bloop posted:

Embarrassing baby pictures does not necessarily mean nude wtf people

I guess you missed yesterday's comic? It's not ambiguous.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Alhazred posted:

Yeah, I'm pretty sure this is unlawful (it certainly is in my country) and a huge breach of trust between the mum and the kid.

If she was the photographer, then she's the copyright holder of the picture and can do what she wants with it.

Of course, NFTs confer no legal ownership or rights, so that doesn't really matter. Really, all people are doing is selling a private key to a piece of text with a URL in it. They can make as many of those as they want, for anything they want, and legally it doesn't mean a drat thing.

And I doubt any country has gotten around to putting up laws around NFTs.

And there'd probably be no point in doing so now, since the fad looks to be pretty much over.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Woapalanne posted:

Wait, if you're making bank on selling nude baby pictures, isn't that just distributing child porn?
Short answer: no

Longer answer: It depends, but it's not as cut and dry as "naked and underage = child porn" (at least in the US - maybe other countries vary). Depending on how it's marketed, it could, but would not be just by virtue of showing a naked baby butt. You can go to any stock photo site on the internet and they'll all have photos of naked baby butts. They're not selling them as a sexual photo, but just a cute baby photo, which is more what ZitsMom is doing. Now, if she sells it like "check out this HOT baby's sweet can" yeah there might be a case to be had there for distribution of child porn.

It probably becomes even harder to make a case when you recognize that selling an NFT isn't even selling the photo, it's selling a link to a photo that lives on a server somewhere, and may not even be the same photo five seconds after it's sold!

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Powered Descent posted:

If she was the photographer, then she's the copyright holder of the picture and can do what she wants with it.


In my country you are automatically the copyright holder of your own face. You can't publish a photo of someone else without their consent.

And even if it's not illegal it's still a huge violation of trust.

Alhazred fucked around with this message at 18:51 on Jun 23, 2021

Schwarzwald
Jul 27, 2004

Don't Blink

Doomykins posted:

Edit: Like if Mark needed to do a really big and heroic last ditch super distraction he could've feigned losing his temper and called Cricket Bro into the ring, do some lead up like "If you win I'll do [integrity destroying X] and if I win you'll stop calling me Marky(ooooh have you been following the story from the start oooooh that tie-in to earlier detail)" and completely draw him in by taking advantage of his egotism, letting the Herp duo get away safely, raising the stakes and giving us the big climax. Instead Mark just admits everything to the one guy he absolutely can't, shooting his own foot with a shotgun. I guess Mark is really stupid or he read the script and knows Cricket Bro gets arrested and his company dissolved or some other deus ex machina tomorrow.

Don't take this the wrong way but I hear the Cinema Sins *ding* after each of your complaints.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Lolol. Cherry and Mark could shove the antagonists into a guillotine and still be the "heros"

gently caress HOAs, gently caress those "TechBro" assholes that pretend to give a poo poo, gently caress the laws, and gently caress cops.

rannum
Nov 3, 2012

LazyQ posted:

Mämmilä (April 16, 1994)



:sickos:

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Pastry of the Year posted:

Imgur is just loving up non-stop for me this morning. I'm getting this situation in which the image I try to upload flashes on the screen for a moment, then disappears and is replaced with that "yikes, it appears this upload failed" message. Multiple browsers, with and without browser add-ons enabled. Sometimes this resolves itself, but I've been trying off and on for a couple of hours now. Any advice?
This is why I gave up and started using discord as my comics host(and I'm posting everything but 2018 Spiderman in the BSS server anyway)

2018 Spiderman


1979 comics






Locher Tracy


Origins of the Sunday Comics


The Lockhorns



Footrot Flats


Mandrake



Johnny Hazard


I'll be honest, unless something starts grabbing me in Johnny Hazard soon I'm probably going to drop it. The past couple weeks of strips mostly seem to be wheel-spinning.

catlord
Mar 22, 2009

What's on your mind, Axa?
I mean, I knew it had to be coming soon, but seeing the end of Deathless Deer is sad. The reviews aren't wrong, but I've been enjoying it quite a bit anyways. It hits at just the right intersection of sincere, goofy, and bad that makes it a delight.

That said, uh... is anybody gonna get the Professor and Frappy out?

Got distracted yesterday and I've got an appointment today, so my comics will be a bit late today.

Edit: Also, lol, eat poo poo Rauno.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Lyonel Feininger loving hates dialogue

Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

Everything is Sinister


Bad Machinery

Bibliotechno Music
Dec 30, 2008

Haifisch posted:

The Lockhorns



Mandrake




I know this is bothering me only because I’m incredibly pedantic, but the Mona Lisa is unframed and much smaller than this.

And I say this a lot, but Lockhorns is great.


Classic Zits


~my heart~


Sylvia

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




^^^That Zits is so cute


catlord posted:

I mean, I knew it had to be coming soon, but seeing the end of Deathless Deer is sad. The reviews aren't wrong, but I've been enjoying it quite a bit anyways. It hits at just the right intersection of sincere, goofy, and bad that makes it a delight.

That said, uh... is anybody gonna get the Professor and Frappy out?

For me, at least, Deathless Deer consistently gives the impression that it's just about to get good. Any second now. Just keep reading. The good stuff is going to kick in riiiiiight....

And then, of course, it never gets good. But it's enough to keep me interested, you know?




It wasn't his idea, but clearly he signed off on it. Gunther is a bad friend, a bad boyfriend, and a bad person.

SubNat
Nov 27, 2008

Moomin winter

Doomykins
Jun 28, 2008

Didn't you mean to ask about flowers?
Deathless Deer endeared itself to me with The Ape but the rest of the strip never really makes use of "time lost stone cold egyptian princess."

Schwarzwald posted:

Don't take this the wrong way but I hear the Cinema Sins *ding* after each of your complaints.

I chuckled. :tipshat: This is the only place I could read these strips together and complain about them to anyone who'd understand.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
When will they eat Nibling?

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

CommonShore posted:

One of my favourite tropes in lit across time is how the exceptionally beautiful woman easily disguises herself as an unremarkable boy.

And the corollary, where when the rugged male protagonist must disguise himself as a woman, everyone is immediately smitten with him.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


RoboRodent posted:

And the corollary, where when the rugged male protagonist must disguise himself as a woman, everyone is immediately smitten with him.

Turns out that everyone is bi

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Julet Esqu posted:

^^^That Zits is so cute

For me, at least, Deathless Deer consistently gives the impression that it's just about to get good. Any second now. Just keep reading. The good stuff is going to kick in riiiiiight....

And then, of course, it never gets good. But it's enough to keep me interested, you know?




It wasn't his idea, but clearly he signed off on it. Gunther is a bad friend, a bad boyfriend, and a bad person.

if this somehow works out to them being together i'm going to be angry

catlord
Mar 22, 2009

What's on your mind, Axa?

Shugojin posted:

if this somehow works out to them being together i'm going to be angry

Which combo, because I'm suddenly endeared to a Tiff/Bets relationship, but that's just because they accidentally made all the "villains" more human and relatable than the supposed main characters, so seeing these two characters actually feel and act like normal people gives them a thousand times more chemistry with each other than Gunther has ever had with anybody.

But if anything good happens to Gunther, I'll be right there with ya.

catlord
Mar 22, 2009

What's on your mind, Axa?
Dinky Dinkerton and Flyin' Jenny Dec. 11th, 1940





"Also I'm on vacation from destabilising the nation of Bonito in order to drive arms sales to both sides!"

Axa



Bibliotechno Music
Dec 30, 2008

catlord posted:




"Also I'm on vacation from destabilising the nation of Bonito in order to drive arms sales to both sides!”

Jenny’s pants game is almost as strong as Axa’s no-pants game.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Doomykins posted:

It has been a fun experiment and better than what was done before but Mark Trail is really beginning to stink. I think Jules needs a writer/editor partner really badly. Just anybody to point out how weird and confusing everything is, or how unsatisfying or impossible it is. Mark Trail now has two non-plots going on that can only end in 100% legal actions where our heroes fail.

1) Cherry ignored the HOA that owns the property who installed decorative shrubs in place of hers. She's going to unleash a tide of invasive wild boars to combat sinister invasive butterfly bushes. I guess we're supposed to knee-jerk say "rich snobby people bad, HOA bad" but even if 100% successful the HOA will just re-plant the same bushes and they're not going to hire the eco-terrorist who destroyed them the first time. I guess this is pure petty revenge.

2) Mark is assaulting a man and openly admitting to being part of a theft with an alarm system going off. Even if the Herp duo get away all Cricket Bro has to do is call a lawyer, point to the employment contract regarding ownership of the app data(yes Cricket Bro is a dick, no they have no leg to stand on,) block any use of it and oh yeah, call the cops and charge the three with all these easily witnessed crimes. Are we doing the magic exploding boat gag again where everybody forgets everything with a scene change?

Edit: Like if Mark needed to do a really big and heroic last ditch super distraction he could've feigned losing his temper and called Cricket Bro into the ring, do some lead up like "If you win I'll do [integrity destroying X] and if I win you'll stop calling me Marky(ooooh have you been following the story from the start oooooh that tie-in to earlier detail)" and completely draw him in by taking advantage of his egotism, letting the Herp duo get away safely, raising the stakes and giving us the big climax. Instead Mark just admits everything to the one guy he absolutely can't, shooting his own foot with a shotgun. I guess Mark is really stupid or he read the script and knows Cricket Bro gets arrested and his company dissolved or some other deus ex machina tomorrow.

Counterpoint: Mark Trail is punching weird techbros dressed in animal costumes for the benefit of other weirdos dressed in animal costumes and it's awesome.

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Haifisch posted:

1979 comics


And then Bugs Meany beats the hell out of Encyclopedia and takes the money anyway?

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Daduzi posted:

The Time article deserves posting in full because, oof, the writer really did not like Deathless Deer

Time posted:

Finally, he gave up, and thus death, as it seldom does to U.S. comic strips, came to Deathless Deer.
Love that this was posted in 1943.

Bogor

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Johnny Walker posted:

Rex Morgan MD



God even when they do get on with it they can't just get on with it.

Everything else aside, I'm getting really loving sick and tired of Sarah being portrayed as some sort of child savant who keeps on producing these heartbreaking works of staggering genius.

Vox Valentine
May 31, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Aw man this is that Retail arc huh.

maltesh
May 20, 2004

Uncle Ben: Still Dead.

Green Intern posted:

And then Bugs Meany beats the hell out of Encyclopedia and takes the money anyway?

Nah. Sally is canonically a better fighter than Bugs Meany, so she'd find out, and beat the crap out of him, and then it's the Idaville wars again.

Really, once Bugs decided to drop the money, he should just have left. No point in sticking around for Encyclopedia to explain what happened; the only other suspect is a talking house.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

The Dinette Set knows how to accessorize.


Working Daze is still going with this I guess.


Super-Fun-Pak Comix oh hey these guys! It's been a while!


Cul De Sac is surrounded by philistines.

Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Green Intern posted:

And then Bugs Meany beats the hell out of Encyclopedia and takes the money anyway?

You beat up a cop's kid it doesn't go well. The Browns rule the city.

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EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Sally Forth


Pearls Before OW OW OWWWWWWWWWWWWW


Skippy (November 11, 1933)


Peanuts (June 26, 1974)


Funky Winkerbean, Starring TomBat's Double


Crankshaft


Mutt and Jeff


Rip Haywire


Thimble Theater (January 22, 1938)


Out Our Way (November 16-18, 1936)






Toonerville Folks (October 8-10, 1917)






And in honor of the overthrow of the Russian monarchy (in this timeline, anyway) a random panel that caught my eye while I was looking for Toonerville.



Dok's "Desperately Looking Up Extradition Treaties (And Noogie Law)" Duck (August 28, 1913)


Little Lefty (December 17-19, 1934)




Blondie From Zero, in which you wonder how Dagwood could dare to leave all of this behind? (October 13-15, 1930)

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