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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:I hope the aliens land and see how we've portrayed them in our media, get pissed off and just never talk to us again. first think i wanna do with the aliens is get high and watch mars attacks!
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Jun 23, 2021 18:32
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Rah! posted:so assuming this newfangled disclosure isn't a weird OP to sell Amazon brand bird rockets... This is legitimately one of the more reasonable theories, yeah.
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Jun 23, 2021 18:32
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https://twitter.com/SETIInstitute/status/1407748258907234305 if there is a signal out there we are certain ska will PICKITUP PICKITUP PICKITUP PICKITUP
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Jun 23, 2021 18:35
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Rah! posted:so assuming this newfangled disclosure isn't a weird OP to sell Amazon brand bird rockets... Navy chads vs air force virgins IMHO Schmoe Cwead posted:
I can hear that lol
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Jun 23, 2021 18:41
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lol paper concludes with quotes from both Richard Feynman and Teilhard de Chardin
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Jun 23, 2021 18:43
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Bilirubin posted:lol paper concludes with quotes from both Richard Feynman and Teilhard de Chardin im fully onboard with the omega point gel me into LCL I am ready
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Jun 23, 2021 18:45
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Schmoe Cwead posted:https://twitter.com/SETIInstitute/status/1407748258907234305 it's gonna be cool to have a big black and white checkered telescope
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Jun 23, 2021 18:45
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Rah! posted:Some dudes in the pentagon/senators and whatnot believe the UFO thing is a serious topic, and believe they have evidence to back it up. But other dudes in the pentagon, and perhaps entire branches of the military (the air force?) aren't on board with that UFO poo poo, and don't want to cooperate with any investigations, and don't want to share any data they may or may not have, and constantly cock blocks anyone who tries to seriously study them.
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Jun 23, 2021 19:05
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Where's my loving report pentagon Have it on my desk this evening or don't bother coming in to work tomorrow
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Jun 23, 2021 19:13
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Schmoe Cwead posted:https://twitter.com/SETIInstitute/status/1407748258907234305 yeah it'll be able to hear the equivalent of earth's loudest transmissions at 100 light years away edit: https://twitter.com/nature/status/1407763731879284736?s=21 Crusader has issued a correction as of 19:20 on Jun 23, 2021 |
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Jun 23, 2021 19:15
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blatman posted:its fine, part of first contact protocol for the united states government is to show the aliens every asgard-centric episode of stargate sg-1 We should just show them all of the Jaff'a politics episodes and they'll be lulled into a long torpor and we can steal their ships
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Jun 23, 2021 19:36
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The various articles and scholarship coming out as people put more thought into the best way to look for intelligent life are fascinating. Even if we never find aliens (they totally found us already) just the scientific thought on what a peer, near peer, or advanced civilization might do that's detectable is going to lead to some really cool searches of astronomic data.
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Jun 23, 2021 19:37
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:Where's my loving report pentagon Sorry I only have pictures of Spiderman
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Jun 23, 2021 19:38
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epic beard bro live AMA just started https://youtu.be/lSfwdn6NH-4
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Jun 23, 2021 19:41
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the aliens landed in Washington DC in 1947 they made a deal with our government that if we allowed them free reign to abduct people for experiments and adrenochrome harvesting, while we covered it up for them, they would not invade earth until twenty aitee
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Jun 23, 2021 20:12
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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:it could be about maintaining the illusion of control, too. conservatives in the military might not like the idea of admitting that there are objects zipping around that the military is powerless to do anything about. they talk about "full spectrum dominance." any admission of weakness of vulnerability goes against their programming. Yeah it could definitely be that. Fear of the unknown, and fear of losing power. A thing Elizondo likes to mention, is that people are using religion as an excuse to not investigate the phenomenon. Like, basically saying that it's the devil trying to tempt man with aerial demons or something. And it is true that the air force, for example, is full of evangelicals in the upper ranks (and that the FBI is filled with Mormons, etc).
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Jun 23, 2021 20:17
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Tekne posted:maybe we are the ayy lmaooos Can the aliens just do all us a solid and beam all the religious nutters out into space? We'll be all good to go for first contact after that
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Jun 23, 2021 20:24
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Schmoe Cwead posted:https://twitter.com/SETIInstitute/status/1407748258907234305 no it would not. The problem with the concept of seti is no matter how big the sensor is, you need to have someone on the other side actively sending beams directly to earth. It cannpt pick up passive signals
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Jun 23, 2021 20:28
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OK baizuo posted:Can the aliens just do all us a solid and beam all the religious nutters out into space? We'll be all good to go for first contact after that oh word?
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Jun 23, 2021 20:31
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OK baizuo posted:Can the aliens just do all us a solid and beam all the religious nutters out into space? We'll be all good to go for first contact after that The Saucer Hovers posted:oh word? *a finger curls on the monkey paw* wow galactic federation president Zuck!
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Jun 23, 2021 20:35
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PawParole posted:no it would not. It cannpt pick up passive signals What
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Jun 23, 2021 20:36
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Given recent events in disclosure-land, shouldn't SETI be training their poo poo on our own atmosphere and ocean depths.
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Jun 23, 2021 20:42
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Bideo James posted:What i think it's a generalization about the strength of undirected signals (ie, leakage) as opposed to a high energy directed signal
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Jun 23, 2021 20:44
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Bideo James posted:What If there was an earth twin around Alpha Centauri, we would not be able to hear it's radio transmissions w/ any feasible detector, unless it was directly beaming an incredibly tight radio signal at earth directly. Even the Square Kilometer Array will not be nearly large enough to detect the leakage of radio and TV signals from a nearby exoplanet due to the inverse square law. The leakage will be too weak to detect. It would have to be a directed signal with a lot of power.
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Jun 23, 2021 20:45
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I know you all are speaking about radioatronomy but I can't help keep thinking its also about sugar free gummi bears, which can also provoke powerful leakage
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Jun 23, 2021 20:48
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PawParole posted:If there was an earth twin around Alpha Centauri, we would not be able to hear it's radio transmissions w/ any feasible detector, unless it was directly beaming an incredibly tight radio signal at earth directly. We find quasars pretty easily
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Jun 23, 2021 20:50
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Bideo James posted:We find quasars pretty easily are you seriously comparing supermassive black holes billions the times of the sun to a planetary civilization?
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Jun 23, 2021 20:53
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PawParole posted:are you seriously comparing supermassive black holes billions the times of the sun to a planetary civilization? Lol I think you're a UFO now
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Jun 23, 2021 20:56
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Bideo James posted:We find quasars pretty easily this is a p good troll to a certain kind of poster
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Jun 23, 2021 20:57
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i wonder what SETI's actual purpose is since I'm pretty sure all these physicists know about the inverse square law
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Jun 23, 2021 20:57
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Wheeee posted:i wonder what SETI's actual purpose is since I'm pretty sure all these physicists know about the inverse square law they're looking for directed signals, the 'WoW signal' might very well have been one
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Jun 23, 2021 20:57
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I turn my TV on every day and stare at the static of the newly born universe as it continues to bombard us endlessly, forever
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Jun 23, 2021 20:59
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Bideo James posted:I turn my TV on every day and stare at the static of the newly born universe as it continues to bombard us endlessly, forever only a ufo would have a tv that old
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Jun 23, 2021 21:01
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Jun 23, 2021 21:04
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Bideo James posted:I turn my TV on every day and stare at the static of the newly born universe as it continues to bombard us endlessly, forever quote:After another few trillion years, the current cosmic microwave background will have redshifted into insignificance and will no longer be detectable.
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Jun 23, 2021 21:08
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john mcaffee is with the aliens now this is your chance bezos, pull the trigger
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Jun 23, 2021 21:09
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Fools, the God Emperor of Mankind has already been born out of the shamanistic mass suicide that took place 4k+ years ago.
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Jun 23, 2021 21:11
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Jun 23, 2021 21:13
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Wheeee posted:i wonder what SETI's actual purpose is since I'm pretty sure all these physicists know about the inverse square law doing acid with dolphins and other aliens
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Jun 23, 2021 21:22
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Where's the teasers? Where are the leaks? If this goes to print Friday it's already in hands now
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Jun 23, 2021 21:25
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