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mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

https://twitter.com/mtsw/status/1407727098370813952

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Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
Ah, the hillary kiss of death :allears:

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5ke731a3V8

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


it was funny 17 years ago

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

Spergin Morlock posted:

it was funny 17 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdsAGY89HlA

you don't even need to click this, literally just the thumbnail and title should give you the entire zeitgeist

Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo
I think plenty of people in 2004 knew jibjab videos were toothless humor, but they were considered technically impressive at the time. They came out at a distinct, ephemeral moment in the history of web animation.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Spergin Morlock posted:

it was funny 17 years ago

(spoken)

Reporter:Mr President!Its been quite a year!
Can you tell us what you're thinking as it draws to a close?

(Sofly sung)

Bush: With hurricanes, and terrorists, its been hard to just get by.
Heres hopin the year 2-0-6,Turns out better than 2-0-5!

(Song Speeds up)

Bush: Well, Kim Jong is throwin' fits, and the shuttles on the fritz,
Theres an intifada brewin' in the Gaza Strip,
Oh, the deficits a' rising, Half a' Europe hates my guts, And Industrial America is goin' bankrupt!
There is a great sense of urgency, We've got to squash the insurgency! My approval ratings in a dive!
Hope its not another year like 2-0-5!
Oh, a leak investigations got my White House in a snarl, Theres a special prosecutor after my friend Karl
and our energy dependency has put me in a bind, Ah, don't worry 'bout about Alaska it'll be just fine!
My appointee was a big flop! The housing market is 'bout to pop!

Multiple Senators: With record profits at the pump

Man: I drive an SUV and take it in the rump!

Multiple People: All of our jobs, gone overseas!

Man in India: Each week I make One dollar, Seventy-Three!

Bush: From Katrina! FEMA! Gitmo too! The last thing I need now is the Avian Flu!

(The tempo and the beat changes)

Bush: 'Cause every problem in the world, lands right here on my desk!
I tried to get to Crawford, even there couldn't get no rest.
From pirates in Somalia, to that nut job in Iran!
It's hard to rule the free world! But I'm doing the best I can!
With same sex marriage, stem cells, Scooter Libby, Tom DeLay!

(spoken Lightly) Here's hopin' the year 2-0-6, brings a few more better days!

(spoken) Bush:You can say that again...

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
I just remembered the time the cops brained an old man on the sidewalk and when one of them saw what happened and motioned to help the man bleeding from his skull, his colleague held him back and told him to keep walking.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
Melinda Gates starting hinting that Bill was in the Epstein crowd. Haven't heard anything more about it since the very brief moment it was in the news cycle. Wonder how much she got.

Lugubrious
Jul 2, 2004

poo poo POST MALONE posted:

I just remembered the time the cops brained an old man on the sidewalk and when one of them saw what happened and motioned to help the man bleeding from his skull, his colleague held him back and told him to keep walking.

It's okay, they got charged with felony assault (and were then released without bail and had the charges dropped a few months ago once everyone forgot about them)

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


poo poo POST MALONE posted:

I just remembered the time the cops brained an old man on the sidewalk and when one of them saw what happened and motioned to help the man bleeding from his skull, his colleague held him back and told him to keep walking.

here he is at india walton's victory party last night

https://twitter.com/NicholasLippa/status/1407531264542978055

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Remember when RBG didn’t retire under Obama because she didn't want a black man picking her replacement

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

here he is at india walton's victory party last night

https://twitter.com/NicholasLippa/status/1407531264542978055

good to see him up and about, he very well could have died on the spot from what that cop did.

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
I just remembered how the Dems just let Amy Cony Barrett’s SCJ nomination fast track through without any resistance or friction whatsoever! LMAO!

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

Bust Rodd posted:

I just remembered how the Dems just let Amy Cony Barrett’s SCJ nomination fast track through without any resistance or friction whatsoever! LMAO!

you're forgetting RBG's polite dying wish note

Pardot
Jul 25, 2001




Private Cumshoe posted:

you're forgetting RBG's polite dying wish note

a prehumous dissent

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

DACK FAYDEN posted:

you don't even need to click this, literally just the thumbnail and title should give you the entire zeitgeist
Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Bust Rodd posted:

I just remembered how the Dems just let Amy Cony Barrett’s SCJ nomination fast track through without any resistance or friction whatsoever! LMAO!

remember all the libs talking about mass protests if they replaced ginsburg and then nothing happened

Malleum
Aug 16, 2014

Am I the one at fault? What about me is wrong?
Buglord

StashAugustine posted:

remember all the libs talking about mass protests if they replaced ginsburg and then nothing happened

https://twitter.com/cmclymer/status/1307152647246548993
https://twitter.com/cmclymer/status/1307156475740123137

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

literally 16 minutes.

Flipswitch
Mar 30, 2010


Mitch literally decomposing

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY
Feb 3, 2006

DACK FAYDEN posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdsAGY89HlA

you don't even need to click this, literally just the thumbnail and title should give you the entire zeitgeist

Did Family Guy manage to put out a lovely 9/11 episode? I know South Park shat one out.

Johnny Five-Jaces
Jan 21, 2009


https://twitter.com/rorystewartuk/status/1167046610167181312?s=21

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY posted:

Did Family Guy manage to put out a lovely 9/11 episode? I know South Park shat one out.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/blog...HsjKN_blog.html

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY posted:

Did Family Guy manage to put out a lovely 9/11 episode? I know South Park shat one out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNYbd-iZtR0

Edgar Allan Pwned
Apr 4, 2011

Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."

Lolol at the only one he doesn't smile in

LibCrusher
Jan 6, 2019

by Fluffdaddy

Edgar Allan Pwned posted:

Lolol at the only one he doesn't smile in

oh, word?!

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
https://twitter.com/thehermancain/status/1278735828907220995?s=21

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY
Feb 3, 2006


lol at all the replies.

Animal Friend
Sep 7, 2011


chaleski
Apr 25, 2014

Animal-Mother posted:

Melinda Gates starting hinting that Bill was in the Epstein crowd. Haven't heard anything more about it since the very brief moment it was in the news cycle. Wonder how much she got.

Bill's long self-aggrandizing campaign to make himself seem like a humble likeable philanthropist blowing up in his face is pretty funny

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Tubgoat posted:

^ ^ ^ Fuckin' better than Dead Money.

Lmao, and he basically succeeded, just not in his lifetime.

Yeah but that's like an investment bankers trust breaking the billion mark after he is dead

I rather doubt he believed anything he said

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Mr. Lobe posted:

I rather doubt he believed anything he said
No poo poo but that didn't stop him loving everyone's wives and daughters.

Toph Bei Fong
Feb 29, 2008



poo poo POST MALONE posted:

I just remembered the time the cops brained an old man on the sidewalk and when one of them saw what happened and motioned to help the man bleeding from his skull, his colleague held him back and told him to keep walking.

And now Byron Brown has likely lost the mayorship of Buffalo, and can't understand why everyone in the primary voted for the socialist instead.

Incidentally, perennial poo poo stain Carl Paladino has stated that if Brown doesn't run a write in campaign, then he will, since the Republicans declined to run a candidate this year, and it is too late to register one

quote:

In a statement to Politico on September 29, 2010, Paladino asked why the media was concerned with any of his extramarital affairs, and not asking similar questions of Andrew Cuomo. Paladino later said he did not know of any actual affairs of Cuomo, and that the implication was not intended.

In October 2010, Paladino was criticized for anti-gay remarks he made to Orthodox rabbis in Borough Park, Brooklyn. The speech was discovered to have been prepared by Rabbi Yehuda Levin. Paladino apologized for his comments, saying that "The portrayal of me as anti-gay is inconsistent with my lifelong beliefs and actions and my prior history as an father, employer and friend to many in the gay and lesbian community." The following day, Paladino said he meant what he had said, but regretted not wording it differently. In response to this apology, Rabbi Levin rescinded his endorsement of Paladino.

Regarding the controversies, Paladino said: "This the first time I have ever run for public office and yes, I let things get out of hand. It's my responsibility. Nobody else's. I have also learned what monsters the press can be."

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

In retrospect he's right about Cuomo

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


one billion americans

Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.

chaleski posted:

Bill's long self-aggrandizing campaign to make himself seem like a humble likeable philanthropist blowing up in his face is pretty funny

mark fuckerburgs national tour to build election hype before everything blew up in his face

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Freedom fries

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Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer
caring about bpa-free water bottles while microplastics were working their way up every link of the food chain

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