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learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Matt Hancock is 42?

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Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

while boffins watch, sex-rat sex-romp in secret lovenest

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
First time in years the sun is not on the BBC papers feed

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-the-papers-57605601

killerwhat
May 13, 2010

Party Boat posted:

https://twitter.com/MrRobertTimothy/status/1408237133505105921?s=19

Boris Johnson is going to have to sack someone for shagging around lmao

“world exclusive!”

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Boris will sack no one and hancock will keep his job forever

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

Party Boat posted:

https://twitter.com/MrRobertTimothy/status/1408237133505105921?s=19

Boris Johnson is going to have to sack someone for shagging around lmao

the hand up the arse is a bit much

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

spankmeister posted:

I regret to inform you that Catholic Tayto is better than Protestant Tayto.

I think you'll find that under the articles of the Good Friday Agreement, both brands of Tayto have parity on the island of Ireland, and citizens of Northern Ireland are free to identify with either one or both.

endlessmonotony
Nov 4, 2009

by Fritz the Horse

Jel Shaker posted:

the hand up the arse is a bit much

'es a government puppet

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Love a steamy clinch with my unnamed aide

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
What's better: a steamy clinch or a three-in-a-bed romp

dispatch_async
Nov 28, 2014

Imagine having the time to have played through 20 generations of one family in The Sims 2. Imagine making the original two members of that family Neil Buchanan and Cat Deeley. Imagine complaining to Maxis there was no technological progression. You've successfully imagined my life
https://twitter.com/NicKeaney/status/1408329217075470337

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010

lol

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Lol at that and also how incredibly new labour this is

https://twitter.com/JackBannister94/status/1408182292107960330?s=19

DrVenkman
Dec 28, 2005

I think he can hear you, Ray.
Starmer securing the votes of the people near me who moved next to a park and demanded the basketball court have the hoops removed because of the noise.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Private Speech posted:

proclick (Pink Floyd-style reimagining of OBON)

e: I mean it could be better but the start isn't bad.
I enjoyed the Village People interlude. :ssh:

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lol he's actively trying to lose and just completely loving over everyone involved

https://twitter.com/AsaWinstanley/status/1408316983310000129?s=20

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Lmao Andrew Neil already taking a minimum 2 month break from GB news

mortons stork
Oct 13, 2012

Jose posted:

lol he's actively trying to lose and just completely loving over everyone involved

https://twitter.com/AsaWinstanley/status/1408316983310000129?s=20

is the labour right so used to sabotage that they have forgotten how to do literally anything else now that they're back in the saddle?

genericnick
Dec 26, 2012

mortons stork posted:

is the labour right so used to sabotage that they have forgotten how to do literally anything else now that they're back in the saddle?

They just really love those crack-downs.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Just totally loving dogshit policies

https://twitter.com/FreeNorthNow/status/1408375003847053312?s=19

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
This clearly tracks with what the sex ghost said about his mam being the prime target and put off by how poo poo it is

https://twitter.com/jneill/status/1408374364609859584?s=19

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Jose posted:

lol he's actively trying to lose and just completely loving over everyone involved

https://twitter.com/AsaWinstanley/status/1408316983310000129?s=20

I didn't really buy the alcoholism thing but kier has aged like 20 years since becoming leader he looks like utter poo poo in this pic

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
kieth finally calls for him to be sacked

https://twitter.com/PaulBrandITV/status/1408380402985734144?s=20

Doccykins
Feb 21, 2006
thats not from kieth lol he shipped it out to Anneliese Dodds who's now Labour Party Chair

https://twitter.com/singharj/status/1408380662906753028

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=
If only they'd pushed all this loving 12 months ago

No Dignity
Oct 15, 2007

Keith calling for a guy to be sacked for having an affair with an adviser would probably not be to his benefit in the long run

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lol

https://twitter.com/BenKentish/status/1408384894217109512?s=20

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Why can't anyone get rid of matt Hancock lol is it just nobody else wants the job?

He's hosed it about as badly as any minister could and hundreds of thousands are dead

I suppose it's because if he resigned over the megadeaths they'd have to admit that those happened and were the governments responsibility so it's safer for everyone involved if they can get him to resign over kissing someone

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
It's useful to have someone poo poo and clueless about to take all the flack rather than risk getting someone vaguely competent who could show you up or want the big job ala sunak. Another shrewd political move by Bozza

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler

Communist Thoughts posted:

I didn't really buy the alcoholism thing but kier has aged like 20 years since becoming leader he looks like utter poo poo in this pic

This is him 5 years ago, in 2016:



He totally looks like he's been hitting the red wine HARD over the last couple of years. He's developed that flushed, bloated, exhausted look that hardcore drinkers acquire.

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=

Communist Thoughts posted:

Why can't anyone get rid of matt Hancock lol is it just nobody else wants the job?

He's hosed it about as badly as any minister could and hundreds of thousands are dead

I suppose it's because if he resigned over the megadeaths they'd have to admit that those happened and were the governments responsibility so it's safer for everyone involved if they can get him to resign over kissing someone

The cummy texts explicitly say they're keeping him around to scapegoat him in the inevitable inquiry.

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

Communist Thoughts posted:

Why can't anyone get rid of matt Hancock lol is it just nobody else wants the job?

He's hosed it about as badly as any minister could and hundreds of thousands are dead

I suppose it's because if he resigned over the megadeaths they'd have to admit that those happened and were the governments responsibility so it's safer for everyone involved if they can get him to resign over kissing someone

It seems pretty straightforwardly this, yes

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

“oh gently caress, not health” being the thing John Reid said when he was told he was going to be the health minister in the reshuffle

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2021/jun/24/brexit-campaigners-surprised-by-sour-relations-with-eu-says-lord-frost

mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

"positive sausage signals" is a dece username imo.

Tincans
Dec 15, 2007

What unspeakable horror would this cabinet have to do to be sacked?

Oh! Yes! That inference. Yes you mean to say no I'm not typing it out, lmao

https://twitter.com/LBC/status/1408395794797969408

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
Happy OBON day!

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/jasebyjason/status/1408407830823161856?s=19

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90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:
strong britain great nation

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