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Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://filedn.com/lA1dAM6GJzOy8eCDm2eVX88/uap/Moves-like-a-triangle.mp4

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Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://filedn.com/lA1dAM6GJzOy8eCDm2eVX88/uap/Slit-of-Light.mp4

Butternubs
Feb 15, 2012

Venus with lens flare.


Venus but long exposure.

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://filedn.com/lA1dAM6GJzOy8eCDm2eVX88/uap/Swimming-Cigar.mp4

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://uap.news/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/No-Winged-Silence.mp4

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://filedn.com/lA1dAM6GJzOy8eCDm2eVX88/uap/Oh-My-Lord.mp4

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://filedn.com/lA1dAM6GJzOy8eCDm2eVX88/uap/Wingless-Sky-Flyer.mp4
mov, rotated

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
swamp gas

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


imo the UFO psyop has a few functions

1) cover up america's secret projects and whichever alphabet agencies are not supposed to be flying drones in american airspace but are joyriding around scaring other agencies
1b) advertise americas secret projects as scary out of this world future technology so when they are ready for sale to dictators etc they fly off the shelves
2) provide cover for america's spy drone projects abroad
3) pretend to be ignorant about foreign spy craft
4) in the same way american doctrine claims the whole world is its jurisdiction, start a new doctrine that extends that jurisdiction to space and start militarising it before china or russia can
bonus 5) make everybody unsure what is true or not and make normal people's lives seem more precarious

whatever they say will be swallowed and repeated uncritically by the american press and obviously the UFO fans really, REALLY want to beleive so they're gonna swallow whatever as long as aliens could be involved

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

This one is a Cloverfield

I seen it in a documentary

Tighclops
Jan 23, 2008

Unable to deal with it


Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEqiCVFMsjo

hseroK divaD
Jun 3, 2011

Creepy Richard will keep leering at you NON-STOP!


... or not, probably not.

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


strange feelings re Daisy posted:

Weed is trillions of times rarer than gold or diamond on the galactic scale. Aliens are intervening because if we destroy the ecosystem they will run out of dank nugs. 90's t-shirt designers were the first to understand this.

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006



bird with lens flare

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006



bird but long exposure

elaboration
Feb 21, 2020
got a real fuckin bird expert over here

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


its a rotating bird

endocriminologist
May 17, 2021

SUFFERINGLOVER:press send + soul + earth lol
inncntsoul:ok

(inncntsoul has left the game)

ARCHON_MASTER:lol
MAMMON69:lol

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

https://i.imgur.com/NnqQNbC.mp4

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


:cryingalien:

Hooplah
Jul 15, 2006


CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

PawParole posted:

https://twitter.com/TheStalwart/status/1407818585725181960

this is the aliens daily diet. they absorbed 4000 mg of THC every hour thru their body (they come from a weed planet, its their oxygen)

it's going to be so depressing when we find out the aliens are better than us at every single thing except for destroying things

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

Log082
Nov 8, 2008


This thread is going to be really disappointed when all the report says is "Weird poo poo in the sky, don't know what it is."

So will I.

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


according to marco rubio (lol):

quote:

Rubio, whose perch on the Intelligence Committee puts him in a selective group of eight lawmakers privy to the nation's most sensitive intelligence, said he has “no reason to believe” that the report will give credence to theories about extraterrestrials. Instead, he said, the report will detail “advanced technologies that we don’t possess [that] are in our restricted airspace almost on a nightly basis now.”
https://www.politico.com/news/2021/06/23/ufos-catch-congress-interest-lawmakers-495778

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

Kali Ma Shakti de!
gently caress does that mean rubio you dick head

Lampsacus
Oct 21, 2008

almost on a nightly basis now

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~
"we're not saying it's aliens but it's absolutely aliens"

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

The camera built into my phone is kind of lovely, so I got a phone just for pictures of that UAP

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Log082 posted:

This thread is going to be really disappointed when all the report says is "Weird poo poo in the sky, don't know what it is."

So will I.

Who wouldn't be after all this lead up

Googes
Sep 2, 2006

Not much bro, just dancin on a streetlamp
Finally got caught up on the thread

All I'm gonna say is that the aliens weed better be good since apparently their pancakes are terrible

Lampsacus
Oct 21, 2008

https://thedebrief.org/devices-of-unknown-origin-part-iii-mr-secretary-we-dont-know/
everal former and current DoD officials also told me AATIP had indeed successfully collected much more imagery and data than has been made publicly available thus far. Reportedly, this includes videos of UAP flying in formation for extended periods, images captured at close proximity (by some accounts as close as 50 feet), along with other examples of high-fidelity imagery, possibly even showing objects moving underwater through airborne synthetic aperture radar (SAR).

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Lampsacus
Oct 21, 2008

Loucks
May 21, 2007

It's incwedibwe easy to suck my own dick.

Where’s my report I want that alien pussy and/or dick ASAP.

It’s going to be a wet fart designed to suck even more funding into the mic, but we’re all used to disappointment by now and might as well enjoy the anticipation anyway.

hseroK divaD
Jun 3, 2011

Creepy Richard will keep leering at you NON-STOP!

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Sleekly
Aug 21, 2008



Loucks posted:

Where’s my report I want that alien pussy and/or dick ASAP.

It’s going to be a wet fart designed to suck even more funding into the mic, but we’re all used to disappointment by now and might as well enjoy the anticipation anyway.

anything more than a collective shoulder shrug would be way above expectations for me

endocriminologist
May 17, 2021

SUFFERINGLOVER:press send + soul + earth lol
inncntsoul:ok

(inncntsoul has left the game)

ARCHON_MASTER:lol
MAMMON69:lol
DoD confirms aliens are demons. however since were already in hell they don’t pose a threat

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Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

I believe

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