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Thats just going to return a whole bunch of bread dna
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Milo and POTUS posted:Thats just going to return a whole bunch of bread dna That would be impossible. DNA would somehow infer that Subway bread was based on natural ingredients, and not sludge they chipped off the elephants foot at Chernobyl.
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Jun 23, 2021 04:50
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Would you really be surprised if it wasn't tuna?
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I think it must be some compound in their bread that I'm sensitive to or something, but all subway food has always smelled absolutely revolting to me. I've never even tasted it because of how bad it smells.
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Such Fun posted:Also a big lol at the poor lab technician who had to put a bunch of subs in a blender before loading the PCR with samples of beige sludge I dunno, I'd think it was a nice break from all the liquefied mouses
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Their footlongs aren't twelve inches, their tuna subs contain no tuna, what's next? We find out their pizza subs aren't actually pizza?
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Jun 23, 2021 06:56
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:Would you really be surprised if it wasn't tuna?
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Jun 23, 2021 07:23
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Don't order fountain drinks at subway, those machines get real loving gross. Because of the baking, I think? The sandwiches are acceptable. You can eat them. Don't ask for the forbidden v-cut unless you're "in the know."
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From what I've read, something like 40% of food fish is mislabeled. Though that usually just means a different kind of tuna, not fugu or rabbit. https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2021/mar/15/revealed-seafood-happening-on-a-vast-global-scale
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Isn't tuna endangered, or is that just in EU waters? Good on them for selling, I don't know, some other animal (?) instead.
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Phlegmish posted:Isn't tuna endangered, or is that just in EU waters? Good on them for selling, I don't know, some other animal (?) instead. They aren't doing it to Save The Tuna...
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Jun 23, 2021 16:44
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Volcott posted:Don't ask for the forbidden v-cut unless you're "in the know." Is that like the opposite of the husband stitch?
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Jun 23, 2021 19:30
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They used to cut a v or u-shaped chunk out of the subway sandwiches instead of just cutting them in half like a normal person would.
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Jun 23, 2021 22:07
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Cheese tessellation was a grave mistake. 
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Volcott posted:They used to cut a v or u-shaped chunk out of the subway sandwiches instead of just cutting them in half like a normal person would. This was the superior technique for meatball subs but inferior for cold cuts.
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Jun 23, 2021 22:31
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Jun 23, 2021 23:11
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Well, yeah, you don't want mum hanging around, cramping your style while you try to secretly make your Barbies kiss.
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Jun 24, 2021 02:01
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The Lone Badger posted:I think it must be some compound in their bread that I'm sensitive to or something, but all subway food has always smelled absolutely revolting to me. I've never even tasted it because of how bad it smells. Gotta sniff that weird vent stonk 
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Jun 24, 2021 03:28
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She's 4 years old, it's about time she left the nest
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Jun 24, 2021 12:03
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 Unfortunately not a photoshop.
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trapped mouse posted:
 Our you could just try to spin it as a good thing for all those millennials
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 Let them drink assssssssss
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Just combine the two, and you can have arse with a lemon twist for those hipster millennials.
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I'm really confused by the punctuation/wording of that sentence. I'm not a punctuation expert, but I think that brackets are used to insert words that the author has added to a quote ? If so, the original sentence is either just "on planet" (rather than "on the planet") or "on planet [something other than earth]"  I have questions.
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Jun 25, 2021 02:13
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Maybe it’s the one in Sid Meier’s Alpha Centauri.
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Lady Disdain posted:I'm really confused by the punctuation/wording of that sentence. I'm not a punctuation expert, but I think that brackets are used to insert words that the author has added to a quote ? If so, the original sentence is either just "on planet" (rather than "on the planet") or "on planet [something other than earth]" They're replacements for twitter emoji I think, I looked at the article to find out and it broke my brain so I can't be [100]% positive
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Mr. Musk, whose first name is the NFT blockchain for a tweet of a photo of his grandfather, sits in his bunker. The rotting former car batteries powering the last running computer on earth are almost spent, but their toil has finally concluded. The last bitcoin has just been mined, and through aggressive trading as the world collapsed about them, every last one of them found their home here in his care. He pours out a drink, motions a toast to the monitor displaying his dream realized, and takes a swig. "Excellent, unvaccinated. And they said you couldn't tell the difference."
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Captain Hygiene posted:They're replacements for twitter emoji I think, I looked at the article to find out and it broke my brain so I can't be [100]% positive 
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Jun 25, 2021 02:46
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It could have also just been a misspelling or like "earth" instead of "Earth"
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Jun 25, 2021 03:08
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That's what [sic] is for.
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fuly [sic]
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Truly the most potted wink of all As an aside, for anyone who hasn't, I strongly recommend reading the official tiddlywinks rule list for an enjoyably  reaction at how exhaustively things can be structured for a baby game I played when I was four
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Ironic that a basic premise of science is often described with the example of "failure to find the Loch Ness monster (which doesn't prove nessy doesn't exist)". Did Subway capture and release Nessy into sandwiches?! 
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PhantomOfTheCopier posted:Ironic that a basic premise of science is often described with the example of "failure to find the Loch Ness monster (which doesn't prove nessy doesn't exist)". you cant prove they didnt 
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Captain Hygiene posted:Truly the most potted wink of all oh please how elaborate could the rul... Wow ok. That's a lot to take in. It also includes some technical jargon wikipedia posted:Cracker (UK): a simultaneous knock-off and squop, i.e. a shot which knocks one wink off the top of another while simultaneously squopping it
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You can't fool me, that's GPT-2.
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Captain Hygiene posted:As an aside, for anyone who hasn't, I strongly recommend reading the official tiddlywinks rule list for an enjoyably Go post this in the procgen thread.
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PhantomOfTheCopier posted:Ironic that a basic premise of science is often described with the example of "failure to find the Loch Ness monster (which doesn't prove nessy doesn't exist)". Scientists have taken environmental DNA samples from Loch Ness and no reptile DNA other than modern ones have been found (and most non-crocodylian non-lizard prehistoric aquatic reptiles diverged before even the dinosaurs existed so their DNA will look little like modern reptiles).
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