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Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

Homeless Friend posted:

It's like praying. People draw the parallel between spells but it works out because it's part of a much larger set. Fake it till u make it.

Yeah, but you'll never become a cult leader or proud purveyor of a designer line of astral crystals if you just expose the basic principle. Plus the props and mysticism are important for the process. The taking of the placebo pill is important for the placebo effect

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babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

Tiler Kiwi posted:

i mean a Christianity thread where people talk about liberation theology would be fun im sure

yeah but the christian equivalent of this thread wouldnt be that, it would be a thread about angels being real, or forming a prayer circle to get a socialist elected

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

AnimeIsTrash posted:

The original OP was also aiming for ikship lmao. Their whole gimmick was doing tarot readings via PM.

The tarot readings were fun. It gets weird though when people start regarding them as more than just a bit of fun. Random cards can't predict your future, although the act of interpreting them according to some arcane rules can be revealing about your psychology

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Zurtilik posted:

Isn't the weirdly overaggressive response to the old witch thread one of the reasons Snoo noped out?

It was a terrible thread but hey whatever works right

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




babypolis posted:

yeah but the christian equivalent of this thread wouldnt be that, it would be a thread about angels being real, or forming a prayer circle to get a socialist elected

you can talk about theurgy itt as well

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

babypolis posted:

forming a prayer circle to get a socialist elected

Let's be honest, this would have been better for people's bank accounts than bernie

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011

AnimeIsTrash posted:

The original OP was also aiming for ikship lmao. Their whole gimmick was doing tarot readings via PM.

you: i want power, i want this respect, i would crawl thru broken glass for that grey star
every ik: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jT36BOIXd18

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Where do folk saints fall in the [liberation theology -- angel prayer circle] continuum

Cause almost all saints are metal af and the folk ones are a lot of time even more so

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

I am currently casting a spell to make you smarter Squizzle. Hopefully it works.

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

^^^ I cast counter spell

I'm not a Catholic so my saints knowledge is decidedly lacking, but the bit I know mostly glorifies misery and sacrifice in the name of the church. On the one hand that could be used as a brace during bad times, but I kinda feel like the suffering of the saints was more likely to be invoked to quiet down rabble rousers unsatisfied with the social order

Maybe I'm wrong?

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




AnimeIsTrash posted:

I am currently casting a spell to make you smarter Squizzle. Hopefully it works.

appreciate the stat buff, tyvm

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:

Homeless Friend posted:

Let's be honest, this would have been better for people's bank accounts than bernie

Zurtilik
Oct 23, 2015

The Biggest Brain in Guardia

Nix Panicus posted:

^^^ I cast counter spell

I'm not a Catholic so my saints knowledge is decidedly lacking, but the bit I know mostly glorifies misery and sacrifice in the name of the church. On the one hand that could be used as a brace during bad times, but I kinda feel like the suffering of the saints was more likely to be invoked to quiet down rabble rousers unsatisfied with the social order

Maybe I'm wrong?

Depends on who you ask. That's what makes religion so exciting =]

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Zurtilik posted:

I'll go too sincere for a moment and say that I don't really want a thread like this here because magic is largely unfounded bullshit and doesn't really belong in the left leaning politics forum.

i made this thread because of that mod thread about "what is the true nature of CSPAM?". if CSPAM is truly the anti-D&D than it should be the shitposting forum that welcome debate on all topics, not just politics.

but if you think witches don't belong in a left-wing space i invite you to click on these links. all the online witches i've seen are super left wing. don't need watch the whole video i time stamped to specific parts:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfHcuI8iXvI&t=732s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySBxdQNW0_8&t=1220s

Zurtilik
Oct 23, 2015

The Biggest Brain in Guardia

Rutibex posted:

i made this thread because of that mod thread about "what is the true nature of CSPAM?". if CSPAM is truly the anti-D&D than it should be the shitposting forum that welcome debate on all topics, not just politics.

but if you think witches don't belong in a left-wing space i invite you to click on these links. all the online witches i've seen are super left wing. don't need watch the whole video i time stamped to specific parts:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfHcuI8iXvI&t=732s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySBxdQNW0_8&t=1220s

I don't doubt that they're left wing. I just don't know if mysticism and metaphysics are going to go over well here, especially drilling down to specific belief systems and what not.

elaboration
Feb 21, 2020

Rutibex posted:

i made this thread because of that mod thread about "what is the true nature of CSPAM?". if CSPAM is truly the anti-D&D than it should be the shitposting forum that welcome debate on all topics, not just politics.

but if you think witches don't belong in a left-wing space i invite you to click on these links. all the online witches i've seen are super left wing. don't need watch the whole video i time stamped to specific parts:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfHcuI8iXvI&t=732s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySBxdQNW0_8&t=1220s

lmao, these are grown adults hahahahaha

elaboration has issued a correction as of 23:46 on Jun 26, 2021

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:
marjorie taylor greene is leading a trump rally crowd thru a chant after shouting that she will get maxine waters expelled from congress and yall wanna say witchcraft isn't a topic for a cspam thread smdh

biceps crimes
Apr 12, 2008


Rutibex posted:

i made this thread because of that mod thread about "what is the true nature of CSPAM?". if CSPAM is truly the anti-D&D than it should be the shitposting forum that welcome debate on all topics, not just politics.

but if you think witches don't belong in a left-wing space i invite you to click on these links. all the online witches i've seen are super left wing. don't need watch the whole video i time stamped to specific parts:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfHcuI8iXvI&t=732s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySBxdQNW0_8&t=1220s

jfc

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

ram dass in hell posted:

marjorie taylor greene is leading a trump rally crowd thru a chant after shouting that she will get maxine waters expelled from congress and yall wanna say witchcraft isn't a topic for a cspam thread smdh

maxinium expellius

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

Rutibex posted:

i made this thread because of that mod thread about "what is the true nature of CSPAM?". if CSPAM is truly the anti-D&D than it should be the shitposting forum that welcome debate on all topics, not just politics.

but if you think witches don't belong in a left-wing space i invite you to click on these links. all the online witches i've seen are super left wing. don't need watch the whole video i time stamped to specific parts:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfHcuI8iXvI&t=732s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySBxdQNW0_8&t=1220s

It's okay to have a hobby, you don't need to justify a leftist reason for you having a hobby.

Snake Dance
Jan 5, 2020

by Azathoth
The only wizard that ever mattered

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Folk saints are specifically not beatified by the church and were sometimes actively suppressed, like the dog saint I posted who was a patron of infants from like 1200(?) to 1930 or so.

Are saints just reskinned minor deities cause my mom insists on treating them like that even though they're explicitly not and are considered ultra pious members of the church that god gave a hand to and now happen to be dead

What I mean is how pervasive is straight up paganism masquerading as christianity? I bet the parts of Europe who still have all those obscure holidays are pagan af

Zurtilik
Oct 23, 2015

The Biggest Brain in Guardia

SniperWoreConverse posted:

Folk saints are specifically not beatified by the church and were sometimes actively suppressed, like the dog saint I posted who was a patron of infants from like 1200(?) to 1930 or so.

Are saints just reskinned minor deities cause my mom insists on treating them like that even though they're explicitly not and are considered ultra pious members of the church that god gave a hand to and now happen to be dead

What I mean is how pervasive is straight up paganism masquerading as christianity? I bet the parts of Europe who still have all those obscure holidays are pagan af

Catholic are often accused of being Pagans in disguise especially because of the way they handle saints.

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
catholics are stealth western romans

Strep Vote
May 5, 2004

أنا أحب حليب الشوكولاتة

SniperWoreConverse posted:

Where do folk saints fall in the [liberation theology -- angel prayer circle] continuum

Cause almost all saints are metal af and the folk ones are a lot of time even more so



I view folk saints as liberatory, the people's saints. They straddle the magical line as well so I'm a big fan, personally!

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

SniperWoreConverse posted:

Folk saints are specifically not beatified by the church and were sometimes actively suppressed, like the dog saint I posted who was a patron of infants from like 1200(?) to 1930 or so.

Are saints just reskinned minor deities cause my mom insists on treating them like that even though they're explicitly not and are considered ultra pious members of the church that god gave a hand to and now happen to be dead

What I mean is how pervasive is straight up paganism masquerading as christianity? I bet the parts of Europe who still have all those obscure holidays are pagan af

Catholic doctrine says no. Literally every practicing Catholic says yes thorough their actions. Humans loving love their small Gods.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




SniperWoreConverse posted:

Folk saints are specifically not beatified by the church and were sometimes actively suppressed, like the dog saint I posted who was a patron of infants from like 1200(?) to 1930 or so.

Are saints just reskinned minor deities cause my mom insists on treating them like that even though they're explicitly not and are considered ultra pious members of the church that god gave a hand to and now happen to be dead

What I mean is how pervasive is straight up paganism masquerading as christianity? I bet the parts of Europe who still have all those obscure holidays are pagan af

asking if something in Religion A is an equivalent of something in Religion B or even Ostensibly Religion A But Centuries Earlier or ORA But In A Different Contemporaneous Cultural Context is not ever gonna yield a fruitful or informative answer w/o a whole lot of asterisks and runaround

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
the soviet union was created by a wizard i don't know what more you people want

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

If you want the straight Catholic answer it's no. Not one bit. You pray to Saints but you're not asking them for anything you're asking them to petition God for you.

If I need help making a shoe I pray to the saint of cobblers who is really loving good at praying to God for cobblers and I get super charged on holy cobbler juice.

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:

Rutibex posted:

the soviet union was created by a wizard i don't know what more you people want

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkVbF9DmtSw

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Zurtilik posted:

Catholic are often accused of being Pagans in disguise especially because of the way they handle saints.

yeah i mean i was raised catholic and it's supposed to be you ask for intercession not you pray to the saint. Like asking any moron neighbor to pray for u. Related to how anyone in the church is always in even after death.


Gumball Gumption posted:

Catholic doctrine says no. Literally every practicing Catholic says yes thorough their actions. Humans loving love their small Gods.

Yeah it's weird to me because for example i think my mom believes more in saints than god, but only if it's like "Saint Bezos will bless you with WEALTH all you need to do is pray this 8 times and then bury this statuette facing south and then vote to disestablish welfare..." It's really hosed up to me tbh.


Squizzle posted:

asking if something in Religion A is an equivalent of something in Religion B or even Ostensibly Religion A But Centuries Earlier or ORA But In A Different Contemporaneous Cultural Context is not ever gonna yield a fruitful or informative answer w/o a whole lot of asterisks and runaround

yeah i want them asterisks bust out the grimoirs but also bust out the books about grimoirs

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

A good part of the reason catholicism took hold and became so widespread was a shameless willingness to incorporate whatever made the locals more accepting. If what the people want are personal gods who will intercede on their behalf with the major pantheon, cool, give em saints. If they need minor gods to fill out the pantheon of your monotheistic religion, give em angels. Whatever, who gives a poo poo. Its not like any of it is real or theres someone whose going to get mad about it

Sharkopath
May 27, 2009

Sticks to Snakes.

Sharkopath
May 27, 2009

Drown.

Sharkopath
May 27, 2009

Both are powerful spells.

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:
lol thank you for posting a wizard you are loved and welcomed itt Good soup! wouldn't it be sad to be so powerless as patton oswalt as a vegetable , how entirely unrelatable, i post from within the united states of america and behold the political wasteland where we have to stake our hopes for survival on .. .. nancy pelosi . . .

Sharkopath
May 27, 2009

They are also the only spells, any other spell is a false spell.

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

Moses wasn't a wizard, he was a druid

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Sharkopath
May 27, 2009

Nix Panicus posted:

Moses wasn't a wizard, he was a druid

Both of the existing magical spells belong to the Druid, yes.

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