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ChaseSP
Mar 25, 2013




Justice, don't mess with the crab

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Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Xaintrailles posted:

This reminds me of a little story I think of sometimes, maybe from this thread or elsewhere on SA or maybe some imagining. It's about a couple walking on a beach who pick up a crab, they put it down and it runs away and it just keeps accelerating in a straight line past the horizon. Is that real or have I got crab madness?

I thought I knew the video you were talking about so I went back to look for it only to discover you already saw it and actually replied to it with this exact question lmao

It was this if you're wondering:


I hope someday you find your crab video, Xain, and that you post it here when you do 🙏

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Some say that crab is still running to this day

Stoner Sloth
Apr 2, 2019


Deus Ex Marina

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?


It’s the weekend fothermuckers WOOOO

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Hell yeah

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

This is why most people don’t invite crabs to brunch with the girls.

SoylentCola
Mar 21, 2001

Ultra Carp
https://twitter.com/paprbckparadise/status/1408470463219527685

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


never give up, never surrender :yeeclaw:

https://i.imgur.com/RwNxjwg.mp4

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Ror posted:

never give up, never surrender :yeeclaw:

https://i.imgur.com/RwNxjwg.mp4

LMFAO

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Ror posted:

never give up, never surrender :yeeclaw:

https://i.imgur.com/RwNxjwg.mp4

owned bithc

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
anyone who boils a crab alive deserves every snip and snop they receive

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Their suffering is as delicious as it is unfortunately cruel

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Ror posted:

never give up, never surrender :yeeclaw:

https://i.imgur.com/RwNxjwg.mp4

To the last I grapple with thee, from hell's heart I snop at thee

OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart
https://i.imgur.com/HhUjqsv.mp4

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004








Source: https://imgur.com/user/YulianiArt

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004




https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dinochelus

Remember being taught in school that dinosaur meant terrible lizard? They named this guy Dinochelus or Terrible Claw…

:black101:

Swilo
Jun 2, 2004
ANIME SUCKS HARD
:dukedog:
https://twitter.com/SuperBlizzard/status/1408997905608806407

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Cartoon Man posted:



https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dinochelus

Remember being taught in school that dinosaur meant terrible lizard? They named this guy Dinochelus or Terrible Claw…

:black101:

Sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip snoop

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001


ITEM FOES SNOP

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

repugnant
Jun 29, 2005

You can only think of me.

Lurker here, but I gotta say those guys steaming the crabs are amateurs. Everyone knows you ice the crabs to calm the snip snops.

Swilo
Jun 2, 2004
ANIME SUCKS HARD
:dukedog:

https://twitter.com/BarghestBlack/status/1306959715243614208

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

the tattoo is shown for 2 seconds at :35 fyi to anyone else that might be wondering

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


Merlin is a good crab name though, crabs are magic :crab:

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



A hypothesis presents itself:



Yet it lacks the snop; yet I would say that this is all of human technological progress, a quest for the snopper we know we should have, yet do not.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.



Aliexpress suggested this to me but it ends up being the same price on amazon, so I’m not gonna link it.

So tempted to buy

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


They usually recommend a hat with it as well to prevent accidental tip topping.

:yeeclaw:

Squatch Ambassador
Nov 12, 2008

What? Never seen a shaved Squatch before?
Crab hat?
Hat Crab?


Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



crab hat

CRAB HAT

C R A B   H A T

Squatch Ambassador
Nov 12, 2008

What? Never seen a shaved Squatch before?

https://marketplace.secondlife.com/p/Crab-Hat/1678507

quote:

A very different and fun hat, in the shape of a crab.

It can also be rezzed as a beach decoration or as a decorative item in general.

L$69


https://marketplace.secondlife.com/p/crab-hat/16347329

quote:

crab hat
L$30


https://marketplace.secondlife.com/p/Pewpew-Crab-Hat-RARE/19509824

quote:

Pewpew! Crab Hat RARE
L$980

Squatch Ambassador
Nov 12, 2008

What? Never seen a shaved Squatch before?
There's 113 pages of crab related items on the Second Life marketplace.





*NEW* Animated-Mesh Peaceful (Roaming) CRAB Version 4.00
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afYsZABWfbE
[quote]
1) WATCH IT ! - Click "Watch it in action" right below the image up above (a short animated GIF)

2) WATCH IT ! - Click the "View Video" at bottom of this page (a longer MP4 video on YouTube).

3) WATCH all the different animals (Ani-Mesh Playlist) on YouTube:
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## SPECIAL UPGRADE OFFER ##
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- - - 225L per Peaceful animal(s), 425L per Huntable animal(s)
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- - - If there is not a matching Ani-Mesh animal, then pick any other Ani-Mesh animal instead.
- and YES, all older animals will continue to be maintained (if you don't want to move to Ani-Mesh).

This is a *TOTALLY NEW* SecondLife "ANIMATED-Mesh" product !!
- It uses the new S.L. "Ani-Mesh" capability (*REQUIRING* one of the new "Ani-Mesh" enabled viewers).
- **NOTE** that the animals ship as physically MODIFY (and COPY), but...
- - - current SL Ani-Mesh ignores any in-world edited size change and always draws the Ani-Mesh object at its PREDEFINED SIZE !!

• animated free-roaming (non-huntable) Crab
• *ANIMATED-Mesh*: walks; sometimes adjusts claws; can run and jump
• you set its home (center) and its roaming range and speed

Similar to its huntable version (see 'Related Items" below), this copyable animal will add atmosphere to your SIM lands, especially forest lands or medieval lands. It walks around (you specify its home and its roaming radius), sometimes stopping to graze or to look around. Because it is COPYable, you can have one or a whole herd.

The animals are "SITable" (if the owner enables "GROUP Friend") and are "STEERable" (if the owner enables "VEHICLE Steer").

This animal uses a good low-poly mesh and textures to be an attractive 3D implementation while its hand-selected LODs keep prims (Land Impact) as low as practical. Its one movement script and exploitation of new "Ani-Mesh" animation keeps lag to a minimum.

You can see various animals in-world at: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Exotic%20Forest/185/185/2200

Please come and play with the wild animals, it saves us having to feed them.
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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Would buy irl

Hoplosternum
Jun 2, 2010

:parrot:

crab hat you say

Squatch Ambassador
Nov 12, 2008

What? Never seen a shaved Squatch before?

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


I never knew that crabs had three chest size options, learn something new every day in this thread.

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Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
Crab mammaries

Cramaries

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