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Neddy Seagoon posted:Not just that, but I think we can call bingo on this one - there's a Bunnings as well. Needs an ikea and mt druitt Westfield to get the full bingo score
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I've spent the better part of the afternoon at a pub on invitation from neighboring farmer for his brothers 50th. As I get to introducing myself to everyone I felt a whole lot less happy to be there. Cop, Cop, Lawyer, Tax Agent, School Principal, another Lawyer. All chuddy as gently caress boomers with really bad takes on COVID. But hey I got a ride home in the back of a Stinger. By choice this time. 
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Apparently the woolies here ran out of bog roll this afternoon after the lockdown announcement. I'm near the Hunter vineyards, so we're not actually locked down. Yet. But all the Sydney people are probably already up here on their school holiday junkets since the traffic has been a poo poo fight for the last two days. I'm staying home as much as possible 
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Jun 26, 2021 12:48
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I have seen photos of cunts on the central coast filling up multiple shopping carts with bog roll.
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MUSCULAR BEAVER posted:Ask for a pint instead ya pindick I made that mistake when I had to drive home more than once, honestly it's probably a blessing in disguise I've never been done for drink driving after that last beer that was probably borderline one too many Raged posted:I have seen photos of cunts on the central coast filling up multiple shopping carts with bog roll. Burn their houses to the ground. I remember going to gamesmen in Peakhurst just after peak Rona and this joint across the road had a merc in the garage which was open and like 8 big packs of toilet paper. Considered torching em for the lols
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News just in. Driving after even drinking a 'few' and thinking you will be safe really isn't a good move.
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Jun 26, 2021 16:09
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Raged posted:I have seen photos of cunts on the central coast filling up multiple shopping carts with bog roll. I'll never go back from a bidet. Walking around with a lovely rear end is bogan medievel poo poo. Bidet + wetwipe to finish off and leave your rear end in a top hat clean and puckery.
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Greetings from the Zone. This might sting a bit, but probably not as bad as the last lockdown, which some of you may remember, I was splitting with my ex and couldn’t move home due to the beaches being shut down. Required some patience. The daycare we use is not going to run Monday and it’s unclear after that. Apparently weddings have the go ahead, however? Panic buying started at 2pm yesterday. I was near the shops and it was like the air changed. It went from a quiet afternoon to a bit of a battle. The shops aren’t closing so I really don’t see the reason, but it’s in our culture at this point. well why not fucked around with this message at 22:32 on Jun 26, 2021 |
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well why not posted:The daycare we use is not going to run Monday and it’s unclear after that. Apparently weddings have the go ahead, however? Weddings are banned in greater Sydney (so Sydney, Blue Mountains, Central Coast, Shellharbour and Wollongong) from Monday and subject to restrictions in other parts of NSW. NSW Gov website has now been updated to say that employers MUST let staff work from home if it is reasonably practicable to do so. NSW Gov posted:Working from home https://www.nsw.gov.au/covid-19/rules/greater-sydney
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Jun 26, 2021 23:21
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these cunts and you know what sometimes you've got these blokes with a bit of cuntiness and they might check out a few comments with a negative connotation of some sort or the other and might think "ah yeah, nah yeah nah mate" and adjust appropriately and go about with whatever. But then you've got the other type of blokes (OR SHEILAS) and they might check out a few comments with a negative connotation of some sort or the other and think "Nah mate." and then not adjust whatsoever and continue going about with the bit of cuntiness or even double-down-oval office. In the move from "ah yeah, nah yeah nah" and instead sticking with the "nah mate" old mate would then reinforce original cuntiness having either ignored the general response towards his original cuntiness, or having become fired up by the response to their cuntiness, not having realised they're a oval office in the first place. This is not yet a point of no return, there are so many factors of oval office it's hard to show even with an advanced formula. It's hard to tell how many stages there are between oval office and loving oval office, as there are so many adjectives in between. The levels of oval office cannot be represented by natural numbers, with theoretically several billion title entries between oval office and loving oval office. The variations of descriptors for loving Cunts outnumber the members of the human race, yet there are several factors again beyond loving oval office. try not to be a loving oval office <3 have a good day cunts
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Jun 27, 2021 02:17
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iRend posted:these cunts and you know what sometimes you've got these blokes with a bit of cuntiness and they might check out a few comments with a negative connotation of some sort or the other and might think "ah yeah, nah yeah nah mate" and adjust appropriately and go about with whatever. But then you've got the other type of blokes (OR SHEILAS) and they might check out a few comments with a negative connotation of some sort or the other and think "Nah mate." and then not adjust whatsoever and continue going about with the bit of cuntiness or even double-down-oval office. look at this smart oval office
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Jun 27, 2021 02:27
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Day 1 lockdown goal : pick up the dog poo poo in the back yard
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Lascivious Sloth posted:I'll never go back from a bidet. Walking around with a lovely rear end is bogan medievel poo poo. Bidet + wetwipe to finish off and leave your rear end in a top hat clean and puckery. I hate to ask this but what are you doing with the wetwipes then? Those things aren't flushable.
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anti-magic posted:I hate to ask this but what are you doing with the wetwipes then? Those things aren't flushable. Sounds like the Councils problem
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iRend posted:these cunts and you know what sometimes you've got these blokes with a bit of cuntiness and they might check out a few comments with a negative connotation of some sort or the other and might think "ah yeah, nah yeah nah mate" and adjust appropriately and go about with whatever. But then you've got the other type of blokes (OR SHEILAS) and they might check out a few comments with a negative connotation of some sort or the other and think "Nah mate." and then not adjust whatsoever and continue going about with the bit of cuntiness or even double-down-oval office. thanks oval office
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anti-magic posted:I hate to ask this but what are you doing with the wetwipes then? Those things aren't flushable. you can buy certain brands that say that they're flushable but I still have my doubts tbh
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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:you can buy certain brands that say that they're flushable but I still have my doubts tbh I did a short stint doing septic tank installs/servicing years back. They don't flush. As in 'can you flush these down the toilet' they would be correct. Do not flush wipes down the toilet.
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Jun 27, 2021 03:04
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For my New South Welsh peeps: Covid 19 Disaster Payment - $500 a week if you cannot work https://www.servicesaustralia.gov.au/individuals/services/centrelink/covid-19-disaster-payment Pandemic Leave Disaster Payment - $1500 a fortnight /w eligibility requirements https://www.servicesaustralia.gov.au/individuals/services/centrelink/pandemic-leave-disaster-payment-new-south-wales
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Jun 27, 2021 03:14
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30 new cases and the Westmead vaccination hub is among the newly listed exposure sites.
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Jun 27, 2021 03:21
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I just use a Bunnings hand pump spray as a makeshift bidet
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anti-magic posted:I hate to ask this but what are you doing with the wetwipes then? Those things aren't flushable. Serious answer: 99.9% of any poopy is gone from the bidet. the wet-wipe just ensures everything is gone and you clean up. depending on your diet, rarely anything is left after the bidet washes away the poopy into the bowl, and yes, you use your hand to expediate the process until it's all gone. the wet wipes go into a bin by the side of the toilet, not flushed. I was hesitant to try this method at first but it changed my life. Never a poopy but have I ever had since. Countries that use this method rightfully see us heathens using only toilet paper as dirty, and it's 100% true. The water + hand washes the poopy away, the wet wipe finishes the deal, and you wash your god drat hands thoroughly as you ALWAYS should. (: edit; never flush wet wipes down the toilet. by the time you use it, it only needs max one or two and just wiping up the remaining poopy water/cleansing the area 100%. If you are wiping like you're putting a black marker against paper then you didn't clean yourself properly. A bidet will never leave you wiping a marker. you can even choose the wet wipe type, like aloe vera, scented, minted, leaving a fresh little puckery hole. Lascivious Sloth fucked around with this message at 03:44 on Jun 27, 2021 |
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Lascivious Sloth posted:Serious answer: 99.9% of any poopy is gone from the bidet. the wet-wipe just ensures everything is gone and you clean up. depending on your diet, rarely anything is left after the bidet washes away the poopy into the bowl, and yes, you use your hand to expediate the process until it's all gone. the wet wipes go into a bin by the side of the toilet, not flushed. This is the bit that is always left off by bidet fans. I always wondered how serious the water pressure must be to just get the filth off by water alone, so they made little sense. Glad to see you not shy away from the reality.
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I snagged a bunch of lemon scented morning fresh on special last lockdown and its great handwash in one of those foam pumps at 25:75 water
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We've had 103 new cases of covid in the last week, compared to 6 the week before. Darwin has gone into a snap lockdown.
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Our neighbours are absolutely not observing lockdown laws. They're a touch bogany, the dad is borderline verbally abusive to his kids. Good times Spent my day 1 of lockdown washing out my wet and dry vacuum, cleaning off the filter and painting skirting boards. Next trick is to finish sanding some floors
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You know you really hosed up when someone labels you a dog oval office
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McSpergin posted:Spent my day 1 of lockdown washing out my wet and dry vacuum, cleaning off the filter and painting skirting boards. Next trick is to finish sanding some floors Dusting and washing down all the skirting boards are on my list. So is going through the linen press and throwing out the ridiculous amount of unused sheets I have.
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Infinitum posted:I did a short stint doing septic tank installs/servicing years back. They don't flush. tbf two my argumentative prick of a brain raises two concerns with this 1) the range of things you should flush down into a septic tank system is vastly narrower than a normal toilet 2) how would you know the ones clogging the pipes were flushable or non flushable when they're covered in poo poo I'm not doubting you, I'm just playing devil's advocate here. I have absolutely no desire to pick a fight with a man willing to get shoulder deep in poo poo and I do not encourage anyone to try any fancy science cuntery experimenting at home to try to prove either of us right or wrong. Jezza of OZPOS fucked around with this message at 04:09 on Jun 27, 2021 |
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Infinitum posted:I did a short stint doing septic tank installs/servicing years back. They don't flush. The seppo bringer was amongst us all along
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Gromit posted:This is the bit that is always left off by bidet fans. I always wondered how serious the water pressure must be to just get the filth off by water alone, so they made little sense. Glad to see you not shy away from the reality. Yes and it's a very silly misconceived taboo. Somtimes i've fingered the outside of my rear end in a top hat to rub away the doody for minutes, but that is rare and like i sad depends on your diet. At that point you might as well have a shower, and toilet paper wouldn't have done anything except leave your but hole poopy and smelling the rest of the day, losing the respect of your colleagues and your wife divorces you. The poopy goes away as you rub using the friction of your finger, and it goes from your finger. Then you wet wipe your fingers whilst also freshening the pucker. Clean enough to eat out off. You then flush and WASH YOUR HANDS LIKE A NORMAL PERSON. hands clean and a beautiful little washed puckery buthole, so fresh it's ready to be eaten out as god intended.
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Shut the gently caress up about washing your anus
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Perth-Peel region going into snaplockdown now for 3 days after one case related to .... shock horror, NSW traveler.
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Humphreys posted:Perth-Peel region going into snaplockdown now for 3 days after one case related to .... shock horror, NSW traveler. Sure it's lockdown? I heard it was stage one, with masks to be worn pretty much everywhere
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Lascivious Sloth posted:The poopy
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NPR Journalizard posted:Sure it's lockdown? I heard it was stage one, with masks to be worn pretty much everywhere It's phase one according to the ABC.
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NPR Journalizard posted:Sure it's lockdown? I heard it was stage one, with masks to be worn pretty much everywhere Nope, I asked mate again about it who told me and was his misso over-reacting. It's mask restrictions etc. Sorry!
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Humphreys posted:Nope, I asked mate again about it who told me and was his misso over-reacting. It's mask restrictions etc. Sorry! Cheers for the heads up regardless. At least it isn't a lockdown but I have a feeling people will still over react so I might just avoid the shops for today.
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Aware posted:Shut the gently caress up about washing your anus 
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Lol, you know it's loving dire when even Sky News can't spin this in Gladys' favour. That's some serious trouble she might be in with Mr Murdoch.
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Humphreys posted:Nope, I asked mate again about it who told me and was his misso over-reacting. It's mask restrictions etc. Sorry! All good, not the only person who said we were going into lockdown, so was just making sure
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