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The MSJ posted:Scientists have taken environmental DNA samples from Loch Ness and no reptile DNA other than modern ones have been found (and most non-crocodylian non-lizard prehistoric aquatic reptiles diverged before even the dinosaurs existed so their DNA will look little like modern reptiles). I’m a human obviously so don’t worry about asking!!
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^ this dude is obviously the Loch Ness monster
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Jun 26, 2021 12:05
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This forum is only big enough to support one 'obviously human' person and Literally A Person already got the job. Please leave quietly.
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Jun 26, 2021 12:18
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SLOSifl posted:Okay first of all, nobody is claiming the monster is a single million+ year old animal, unchanged from times-hither. And secondly there is no law I can find that says any non-human monster is obligated to give a DNA sample to any authority let alone “scientists”. I wouldn’t give anyone poo poo if I was a loch ness monster. Get a warrant motherfucker, loving scientist. Jokes on you, we don't need permission for environmental DNA! We literally scoop up soil and take a bottle of lake water and run a DNA test on them. Hahahahahahaha!!!
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Jun 26, 2021 15:59
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I feel like intentionally ridiculous fake headlines are cheating.
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Jun 26, 2021 17:20
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Does anyone have a link to a local newscast where there’s a backup anchor filling in and he starts the broadcast by introducing himself and then without pausing leading into the top story of the night about someone being beaten and killed?
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Jun 26, 2021 19:56
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the chief v2 posted:Does anyone have a link to a local newscast where there’s a backup anchor filling in and he starts the broadcast by introducing himself and then without pausing leading into the top story of the night about someone being beaten and killed? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EO0c5L61xI
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Jun 26, 2021 20:09
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 That is way more of a swerve than I expected from the original question
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Jun 26, 2021 20:42
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Captain Hygiene posted:
It's funny how they asked the question like they didn't get it
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Jun 26, 2021 20:44
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lol thank you
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Jun 27, 2021 02:05
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 80 yule trees were sunk into lake in winter - now they're covered by slimy goo, which got research professor excited: "Ooh, yes"
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Jun 27, 2021 09:45
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doesn't take a professor to get exited by this much stiff slimy wood, those scientifically valuable rods are sure to attract many more researchers who will be coming.
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By popular demand posted:doesn't take a professor to get exited by this much stiff slimy wood, those scientifically valuable rods are sure to attract many more researchers who will be coming. 
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Jun 27, 2021 10:08
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Other than the man examining his long shaft I'm amused by how tiny the life vests look (they probably inflate with some vigorous manipulation) E: VVVVVV We all do my friend. By popular demand has a new favorite as of 10:19 on Jun 27, 2021 |
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Jun 27, 2021 10:13
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he's got wood
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Jun 27, 2021 10:16
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3D Megadoodoo posted:
is that at all like saying "oj, kul!" in swedish?
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Jun 27, 2021 10:29
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By popular demand posted:(they probably inflate with some vigorous manipulation) Äktschually, they typically inflate on their own once they are thoroughly soaked 
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Carthag Tuek posted:is that at all like saying "oj, kul!" in swedish? No.
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Jun 27, 2021 12:23
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That's the wrong kind of cockfight to have and more resources need to be expended to educate people and provide free accessories.
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Jun 27, 2021 13:13
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I worry about both the logistics and the consequences of using razor blades in the other kind of cockfight.
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Jun 27, 2021 13:29
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that's understandable and I recommend having a certified barber perform the prefight shave.
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Jun 27, 2021 13:33
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hehe cock is also a word for penis
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Jun 27, 2021 14:06
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GrossMurpel posted:hehe cock is also a word for penis
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Jun 27, 2021 14:28
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GrossMurpel posted:hehe cock is also a word for penis 
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Jun 27, 2021 15:12
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GrossMurpel posted:hehe cock is also a word for penis 
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Jun 27, 2021 15:32
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GrossMurpel posted:hehe cock is also a word for penis big if true
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'Murrica.jpg
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Jun 27, 2021 15:46
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Obviously they would have needed two good guys with a gun. No. No, they would have needed a number of good guys with guns equal to the number of bad guys with a gun plus the number of police officers
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Jun 27, 2021 16:26
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Somebody who’s good at math please help me. my nation is dying
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Jun 27, 2021 16:29
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Such Fun posted:Obviously they would have needed two good guys with a gun. I guess if the good guys with guns had some sort of credentials or uniforms this wouldn't have happened Maybe if they were part of a well regulated militia, for example
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Lady Disdain posted:I worry about both the logistics and the consequences of using razor blades in the other kind of cockfight. Oh boy do I have an amazon best seller for you! NWS for heavily armored penis? is that NWS? idk https://i.imgur.com/BNEyo0F.png
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The Bloop posted:I guess if the good guys with guns had some sort of credentials or uniforms this wouldn't have happened You should write this down somewhere 👏THIS👏IS👏HOW👏YOU👏FOUND👏A👏NATION👏
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Jun 27, 2021 17:09
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Such Fun posted:Somebody who’s good at math please help me. my nation is dying Spend less on guys with guns
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Jun 27, 2021 17:21
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GrossMurpel posted:hehe cock is also a word for penis This is why I call viagra my 'rooster booster'
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Jun 27, 2021 17:57
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Such Fun posted:Obviously they would have needed two good guys with a gun. Why are you counting the cops twice?
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The police possibly counts as a militia but it's decidedly not well regulated.
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