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Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021

JackSplater posted:

Sure they are, they're definitely used as Personal Porn Equipment.


They are if you are wrangling angry beavers...

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AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

wheatpuppy posted:

Generally penis cages are not actually considered PPE.

Tell that to Aatrek

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


https://i.imgur.com/4HV6IIk.mp4

Sound improves the viewing experience.

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



Yo holy poo poo.

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
:piss: New GTA looking FIRE!!!

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Kith posted:

https://i.imgur.com/4HV6IIk.mp4

Sound improves the viewing experience.

Just some kids doing burnouts in the intersection. Seems safe. They do it all the time.

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009

Kith posted:

https://i.imgur.com/4HV6IIk.mp4

Sound improves the viewing experience.

:stonklol:

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Kith posted:

https://i.imgur.com/4HV6IIk.mp4

Sound improves the viewing experience.

Did the loving apocalypse just flair up at that intersection? what the gently caress

PirateDentist
Mar 28, 2006

Sailing The Seven Seas Searching For Scurvy

TontoCorazon posted:

Did the loving apocalypse just flair up at that intersection? what the gently caress

Looks like the transformer fell and smashed open, sending oil everywhere. Then the electric arc lit it on fire?

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Kith posted:

https://i.imgur.com/4HV6IIk.mp4

Sound improves the viewing experience.

This audio played in my head.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLpuq0jyiCE

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Exactly my thoughs

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/rJNPv1f.gifv

Akumu
Apr 24, 2003


When this baby hits 88 miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious poo poo.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

88 miles per hour!

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

Arsenic Lupin posted:

The truck that hit the passenger bridge in DC



Note company name

Never could stand that dog

CmdrRiker
Apr 8, 2016

You dismally untalented little creep!

Potato Salad posted:

what's the OSHA bit? no harness and helmet?

Old post, but my one OSHA story is one time I (American) was in Canada and using a scissor lift to wire something up and I wasn't wearing a helmet so I was told to get down and put on a vest and helmet before going back up. I apologized and told them that I didn't realize it was required because in the US it isn't strictly required. And they told me that it is because my country doesn't love me or care about my health.

And I agreed. :negative:


How many boners happened on that trip?

CmdrRiker fucked around with this message at 02:40 on Jun 28, 2021

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


https://i.imgur.com/fh3NsYK.mp4

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things

lol that happened a half block away from the apartment I lived in at the time. It was at the gas station at like 100th and holman road.

Just absolutely stunned that they got going that fast in that particular direction. It's not a very drivin fast friendly area.

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


https://i.imgur.com/bx0lSsK.mp4

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
what even is turning

dexter6
Sep 22, 2003
Psyched for Blues Brothers 2021

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

everydayfalls posted:

I always knew that people hosed up the latch connecting system on newer car seats but never thought some one would post a picture of it.

That is nearly criminal negligence.

Maybe it's different wherever she is, but my understanding is that kids that age should be rear facing anyway. So not only did she not secure the thing properly, but she put it in backwards.

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


https://i.imgur.com/cWPhNAU.mp4

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004


100% that old guy at the end is giving advice on how to get the car out

jetz0r
May 10, 2003

Tomorrow, our nation will sit on the throne of the world. This is not a figment of the imagination, but a fact. Tomorrow we will lead the world, Allah willing.




Don't post snuff videos in here, thanks.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

binge crotching posted:

Maybe it's different wherever she is, but my understanding is that kids that age should be rear facing anyway. So not only did she not secure the thing properly, but she put it in backwards.

Absolutely, and it might not even be a seat that can be installed rear-facing, so whoever installed it is like 0/3 on "things you need to do to stop a kid dying".

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


https://i.imgur.com/whYkVIh.mp4

darkwasthenight
Jan 7, 2011

GENE TRAITOR

Memento posted:

Absolutely, and it might not even be a seat that can be installed rear-facing, so whoever installed it is like 0/3 on "things you need to do to stop a kid dying".

Eh, they're kids. You can always source more within 9 months - 18 if you try for twins. Scarcity is artificial.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Looking at the remains of the ribbon around the side mirror and the lack of plates, I think that might be someone's birthday present.

Someone who should not be driving.

Serephina
Nov 8, 2005

恐竜戦隊
ジュウレンジャー

binge crotching posted:

Maybe it's different wherever she is, but my understanding is that kids that age should be rear facing anyway. So not only did she not secure the thing properly, but she put it in backwards.

Memento posted:

Absolutely, and it might not even be a seat that can be installed rear-facing, so whoever installed it is like 0/3 on "things you need to do to stop a kid dying".

It's me, I'm a guy who didn't know how to latch a baby in. I was babysitting for a few days not too long ago and had to call the parents in a panic as I could not get the drat seat to latch in. Dad seemed bemused as "it should just snap in", turns out I was trying to face the baby forwards. They where incredulous; how could I not know this? Mate, I'm 38 and have never been in a car with baby before, not even in my youth. This is all new stuff!

I suppose the difference between that twitter pic and myself is that I'm not trying to kill the baby.

nomad2020
Jan 30, 2007

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Looking at the remains of the ribbon around the side mirror and the lack of plates, I think that might be someone's birthday present.

Someone who should not be driving.

If I'm remembering right, those are for luck! :science:

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar



Not gonna lie, those would look pretty cute on a car.

Woozie66
Sep 8, 2009

I'll wait for the next era
It took me way too long to realize there was a guard in the booth she just wrecked.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



wow, showing up to this worksite under the Influence would be an exercise in alien spaceship or just normal poo poo at 4am

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Serephina posted:

It's me, I'm a guy who didn't know how to latch a baby in. I was babysitting for a few days not too long ago and had to call the parents in a panic as I could not get the drat seat to latch in. Dad seemed bemused as "it should just snap in", turns out I was trying to face the baby forwards. They where incredulous; how could I not know this? Mate, I'm 38 and have never been in a car with baby before, not even in my youth. This is all new stuff!

I suppose the difference between that twitter pic and myself is that I'm not trying to kill the baby.

It's loving crazy that parents would leave you with a child and an uninstalled car seat in the first place lmfao

evil_bunnY
Apr 2, 2003

Serephina posted:

I suppose the difference between that twitter pic and myself is that I'm not trying to kill the baby.
Our lord and savior isofix could have solved that for you but nooooo, you had to reject it in favor of your false idols instead

Serephina
Nov 8, 2005

恐竜戦隊
ジュウレンジャー

poo poo POST MALONE posted:

It's loving crazy that parents would leave you with a child and an uninstalled car seat in the first place lmfao

You misunderstand; the car 'seat' was installed, but had a detachable bassinet for the infant. There is only one proper way to click the bassinet into the installed base, but being the genius that I am I was firmly doing it backwards and it was sliding around in a very clear 'this isn't working' manner.

I agree however that the parents are absolute fools to entrust me with anything living. Maybe because I didn't kill their older child a few year previous, but that strikes me as some sort of gambler's fallacy. The OSHA part of all of this is the bioweapon nature of daycare centres, if they didn't already exist they'd never get approved in the modern day.

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
Oh okay yeah that makes way more sense.

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

I cannot stop laughing at it as it drives off, holy poo poo

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Ebola Dog
Apr 3, 2011

Dinosaurs are directly related to turtles!
Either way when I let my parents take my son in their car for the first time I made sure to tell them exactly how to install the car seat and base for it and made sure to specify that we are still putting it rear facing (current seat can be front or back facing).

Never assume someone knows the proper way to do it especially when it comes to child safety. I'd rather someone tells me something I already know than risk getting it wrong.

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