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Ratios and Tendency posted:Oh my god that's a real tweet lol 
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Jun 28, 2021 02:36
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I miss Carl Sagan
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Jun 28, 2021 02:38
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Wheeee posted:richard dawkins was a real scientist who went insane, neil degrasse tyson has done no research and has published nothing since getting his phd and immediately landing a cushy gig as a curator i think he mentioned offhand that a coach/priest fondled his junk as a kid but it's not a big deal and people need to stop being victims *screeches*
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Jun 28, 2021 02:39
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Bullfrog posted:he's playing the hits  GET HIM OUT OF HERE! TAKE HIS COAT!
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Jun 28, 2021 02:40
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Wheeee posted:lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYOA_ciyS6c
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Jun 28, 2021 02:40
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Gumball Gumption posted:I miss Carl Sagan he would be trying to summon the aliens to smoke weed with them
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Jun 28, 2021 02:41
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Vomik posted:weren't there some studies or biologists or something who were investigating potential non-carbon life-forms with similar needs to us and what they'd possibly be like? like, Titan is known to have liquid hydrocarbon seas, and there's some theoretical models of life that could exist in that, but who knows if such life is possible and even if it's possible, whether it formed there.
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Jun 28, 2021 02:41
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Wheeee posted:lol there are many astronauts and scientists who agree that UFOs are real and also ur own government and a bunch of other governments say theyre real neil u loving clown lmao
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Jun 28, 2021 02:43
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Azathoth posted:yeah duh they're machines the aliens make to interact with us we've already established that the aliens themselves look like birds or plastic bags
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Jun 28, 2021 02:44
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this coming from a dude who rode around in a ufo talking about the universe
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Jun 28, 2021 02:44
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"ufo" doesnt mean "aliens" neil u imbecile u buffoon 
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Jun 28, 2021 02:45
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read the fuckin thread NDT
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Jun 28, 2021 02:45
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WEH posted:read the fuckin thread NDT
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Jun 28, 2021 02:46
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Starters: neil degrasse tyson (smug type) terence mckenna (buzzy type) mitt romney (cia type)
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Jun 28, 2021 02:46
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i was wrong kneel is extremely star like as a flaming ball of gas
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Jun 28, 2021 02:47
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WEH posted:would not be doing this if I thought they were real photos lol that's a burned slice of pizza
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Jun 28, 2021 02:51
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piss is made out of star dust
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Jun 28, 2021 02:51
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Lampsacus posted:Starters: immediately box the starter and level up my gray barker (queer type) john keel (queer type) and michael x barton (queer type) screw balance
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Jun 28, 2021 02:57
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I love how the triangle pilot was like gently caress it let me plow into the ocean at full speed and make a big fuckoff splash
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Jun 28, 2021 03:02
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Inspector Hound posted:Lmao what is that looks like a dog in a costume that lights up to me Have not read the subsequent 86 posts to see how my guess stacks up, let me have my fun
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Jun 28, 2021 03:06
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nazi antartic ufos failing and falling out of the sky - SAD!
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Jun 28, 2021 03:07
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Bullfrog posted:he's playing the hits ITS TO START DIGESTING OUR MATE ONCE THE RITUAL IS COMPLETE NEIL ~insects
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Jun 28, 2021 03:13
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You ever think about John Titor? I think he was basically right and I hope he got that 486 back to the future to save everyone from y2k part 2. I would really look forward to living in a commune growing oranges and living in a stilt house on canal streets.
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Jun 28, 2021 03:13
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Pontificating rear end posted:
I'm still upset at NDT for demoting Pluto. Neil puto
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Jun 28, 2021 03:14
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the aliens love spagett why do u keep talking about it neil thats why they are going to invade
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Jun 28, 2021 03:18
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Bullfrog posted:he's playing the hits Aliens are logical and superior. They do not trouble themselves with girls. Friends are illogical and distract from science. Young Neil was a pretty cool dude. He was a bodybuilder and a ballroom dancing champion. Carl Sagan thought he was a cool kid and let him sleep over when there was a bad snowstorm, but like a dork he went to boring-rear end Harvard and ended up a humorless suit attending Kissinger’s fancy parties, passing up the chance to smoke weed with Carl and enjoy the gorges.
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Jun 28, 2021 03:18
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:You ever think about John Titor? I think he was basically right and I hope he got that 486 back to the future to save everyone from y2k part 2. he fractured the timeline
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Jun 28, 2021 03:19
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:You ever think about John Titor? I think he was basically right and I hope he got that 486 back to the future to save everyone from y2k part 2. I think about him all the time.
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Jun 28, 2021 03:25
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john titor successfully delayed the second american civil war by a couple decades
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Jun 28, 2021 03:27
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:Young Neil was a pretty cool dude. He was a bodybuilder and a ballroom dancing champion. Carl Sagan thought he was a cool kid and let him sleep over when there was a bad snowstorm, but like a dork he went to boring-rear end Harvard and ended up a humorless suit attending Kissinger’s fancy parties, passing up the chance to smoke weed with Carl and enjoy the gorges. where in this youth did the raping happen
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Jun 28, 2021 03:30
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Ben Nerevarine posted:I think about him all the time. 
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Jun 28, 2021 03:31
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my bony fealty posted:where in this youth did the raping happen there the loathsome kneel dweebass tussin was born
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Jun 28, 2021 03:51
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anyone catch that dr Dre is an alien abductee and will kill you if you make this widely known? all according to the UFO abductee prophet /u/throawaylien and some other rando lol
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Jun 28, 2021 03:58
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Can someone ask the aliens for help
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Jun 28, 2021 04:00
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Shear Modulus posted:john titor successfully delayed the second american civil war by a couple decades If events had happened as they should have, I would have proudly fought for the Eastern Coalition. Now I’m too old to fight. John Titor robbed me of my destiny. We have to go back.
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Jun 28, 2021 04:05
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"please save the planet" response: https://youtu.be/qodpF5fI63o?t=163 Tekne has issued a correction as of 04:08 on Jun 28, 2021 |
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Jun 28, 2021 04:06
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Tekne posted:"please save the planet" lol i always forget robotech is a terrible mashup of like 4 different shows rather than just a terrible rewriting of just macross
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Jun 28, 2021 04:13
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Tekne posted:"please save the planet" I’d love to watch that as a hypothetical 12-year-old in 1985 after coming home from school and making myself grilled cheese.
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Jun 28, 2021 04:14
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i still think it's funny that hollywood has yet to do an invasion movie where an alien fleet just shows up and blows the hell out outta earth from orbit guess the aftermath doesn't really leave a path for plucky underdogs to save the day
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Jun 28, 2021 04:22
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The Posadist aliens are real and Havana Syndrome is caused by UFOs zapping CIA and State Department Agents with energy attacks. Every time they try to do a coup they get another zap.
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Jun 28, 2021 04:23
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