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low key sex master posted:LAP once snuck food into a movie theater that he brought from the outside Good lord
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# ? Jun 28, 2021 03:21 |
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# ? May 11, 2024 16:07 |
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Bronze Fonz posted:Can we just agree that whoever makes a call-out thread in QCS is a terminally ill loving deranged waste of space that humanity really could do without? You mean like a balldo?
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# ? Jun 28, 2021 03:22 |
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He made me lose my temper and post badly yet again
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# ? Jun 28, 2021 03:38 |
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Spinz posted:He made me lose my temper and post badly yet again One of us, one of us.
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# ? Jun 28, 2021 03:39 |
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Oh Don Piano posted:You mean like a balldo? LAP's worst forums crime, one he should be banned for immediately, is he hates balldo. Literally A Person posted:I have to eat crow but I will gladly do it Also he eats crows. Like what the heck bud, crows are cool and have basically no meat on them.
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# ? Jun 28, 2021 03:51 |
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Smugworth posted:He bound, tortured, and killed 10 people between 1974 and 1991 in Wichita and Park City, Kansas. He killed my rear end!!!!
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# ? Jun 28, 2021 04:18 |
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LAP was only very grateful for the SASS gift I sent him, not extremely.
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# ? Jun 28, 2021 04:21 |
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He wet my pants.
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# ? Jun 28, 2021 04:23 |
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He tucks me in at night and reminds me that I'm loved. I hate that.
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# ? Jun 28, 2021 04:24 |
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wont even eat a disgusting burrito
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# ? Jun 28, 2021 04:31 |
LAP identifies as alt-centrist politically When asked what it means he makes a whooping sound and scuttles away
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# ? Jun 28, 2021 04:33 |
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Bronze Fonz posted:Also LAP owns. Like, really, really owns. He once sent me a box of random poo poo that included a ring that I still proudly wear the wrong way to this day. Yeah, that he got from the severed finger of one of his many victims!
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# ? Jun 28, 2021 04:34 |
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LAP keeps telling me he's keen to check out my music but never does and whenever I bring it up he's all like "yeah sorry, been really busy, I totally will soon though" but then he never does.
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# ? Jun 28, 2021 04:41 |
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Sgt. Politeness posted:Yeah, that he got from the severed finger of one of his many victims! Sounds like the LAP I know and love!
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# ? Jun 28, 2021 04:44 |
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its been two years and you still havnt kissed me lap. youre not only letting me down, youre letting my family down too. ive given you enough time. its time to kiss me lap. do it for all of us.
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# ? Jun 28, 2021 04:44 |
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LAP always goes to electrical first in Among Us and never uses the buddy system.
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# ? Jun 28, 2021 04:47 |
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He butchered 57 chickens and hosed a beagle.
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# ? Jun 28, 2021 04:50 |
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LAP leaves the chip bag open and doesn't use the Chip Clip™ after he's done.
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# ? Jun 28, 2021 04:54 |
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I'm still not sure that he's a person
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# ? Jun 28, 2021 04:59 |
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Athanatos posted:LAP leaves the chip bag open and doesn't use the Chip Clip™ after he's done. I heard he clips it to the corner of the bag just to rub it in.
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# ? Jun 28, 2021 05:08 |
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Lap doesn't even have a dang lap.
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# ? Jun 28, 2021 05:08 |
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Sucked my dick but ignored the balls
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# ? Jun 28, 2021 05:26 |
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LAP borrowed my mechanical pencil and broke all the lead into tiny pieces that keep falling out whenever i try to use it
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# ? Jun 28, 2021 05:37 |
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LAP made the milk in my refrigerator go sour
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# ? Jun 28, 2021 05:49 |
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He eats New York-style pizza with a knife and fork
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# ? Jun 28, 2021 05:56 |
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LAP does that thing where he bumps your beer bottle with his so it foams up. Then he loudly calls party foul so everyone turns around and sees you spilling beer, even that cute chick you were totally going to talk to later.
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# ? Jun 28, 2021 06:01 |
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He shat in my cornflakes. Literally and figuratively.
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# ? Jun 28, 2021 07:22 |
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When I was dangling from the edge of a cliff he grabbed my hand and said "Don't let go!" and I so said "I don't plan on it buddy!" but then he did let go and I plummeted to my death.
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# ? Jun 28, 2021 07:31 |
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He screamed "IN THE NAME OF KANE" as he tossed my limp body into a field of Tiberium and watched me die in agony as my skin baked and the noxious fumes corroded my lungs from the inside out.
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# ? Jun 28, 2021 07:33 |
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LAP did all the crimes. But the biggest was trying to turn GBS against me. Hehehe. That failed.
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# ? Jun 28, 2021 07:37 |
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LAP doesn’t cuddle after sex.
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# ? Jun 28, 2021 07:42 |
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Ever since Literally A Person created the Danger Mill, none of us are safe.
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# ? Jun 28, 2021 07:43 |
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We're also all very turned on. I'm turned on. By Danger Mill
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# ? Jun 28, 2021 07:44 |
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LAP uses their dolphin blowhole for non blowhole related things. This is a huge crime in the dolphin justice system.
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# ? Jun 28, 2021 07:44 |
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LAP spiked my NyQuil with full strength Sudafed and now I’m on a low class speed ball !!!
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# ? Jun 28, 2021 07:54 |
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Derpies posted:LAP spiked my NyQuil with full strength Sudafed and now I’m on a low class speed ball !!! So. LAP threatened you with a good time?
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# ? Jun 28, 2021 07:57 |
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Into The Mild posted:So. LAP threatened you with a good time? And then didn’t deliver he used store brand Sudafed.
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# ? Jun 28, 2021 08:06 |
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my dog died im sad posted:Ever since Literally A Person created the Danger Mill, none of us are safe. He fired my Pa from his job at the Danger Mill when we was already struggling just to get by.
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# ? Jun 28, 2021 08:12 |
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But now your pa is hornier than ever, for the Danger Mill.
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# ? Jun 28, 2021 08:16 |
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# ? May 11, 2024 16:07 |
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Whenever I come over to play videogames LAP grabs the first party controller and makes me use the lovely Mad Catz controller
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# ? Jun 28, 2021 08:18 |