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Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Nonsense posted:

Cory Booker = Fall Guys

Pete Buttigieg - Bad Rats

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Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
"Welcome to Tiny Train World, idiot."

This really ought to replace "In God we trust" on currency. It is an entire dimension of :mood:.

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


yellowcar posted:

i can't wait for the robot joe biden in the disney hall of presidents thing to be more coherent than the real joe biden

I mean, just look at the Reagan animatronic

Andorra
Dec 12, 2012

One of the hostage killing videos, but then it turns out its a toyotathon commercial

Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003


Honda also made parts for the Imperial war effort and Subaru used to be Nakajima Aircraft Company so is this going to be it's bad to buy anythig from a Japanese corporation that existed before 1950? The Democrats constantly try to appropriate the gross nationalism of the Republicans for electoral gain and the kudos of neo con DC pundits but then start crying about why suddenly there are all these bad effects of it.

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007


Lady, I got some bad news about Volkswagon.

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Al-Queso

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord
I'm not seeing any of these idiots posting twitter videos of them crushing their corollas, lame

Also lol yeah if we're digging into the fascist roots of modern companies, don't look too deeply into BMW, Audi, IBM, Ford, and Volkswagen to name a few.

Especially Volkswagen, it's still in the name.

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
https://twitter.com/doulbedoink/status/1409264231812317190

Skyl3lazer
Aug 27, 2007

[Dooting Stealthily]



Shipon posted:

authoritarianism is the only way humanity will survive the 21st century, syq op. only question is if it'll be a socialist one or a fascist one

basically every democracy the world around is collapsing because none of them can act to crisis properly, and we all know what happens with capitalism in decay

friend i think you probably need to take some time away from a monitor for your own good

Brain Candy
May 18, 2006

Skyl3lazer posted:

friend i think you probably need to take some time away from a monitor for your own good

yeah the idea that we have democracy instead of oligarchy, that there are that many democracies to be mishandling things is straight up wrong. the og definition isn't about what the government says it is, but who has power

if you're despairing about the nature of ordinary people in the time of crisis, pay attention to what people do in the moment. a ton of people will run towards the problem. don't mistake a global system designed to make people into useful cogs as human nature

Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003



2008 is back baby!

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

president biden did a campaign speech for a republican running against a democrat in 2018

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014


How dare that person call Biden, and the Democrats fascists!

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
imagine looking at a guy with half a century of past work to draw on and going 'yea I, a rando with no connection to him and zero leverage over him, will push him left by saying 'sir please don't kill me but if you do that's okay I know it takes a while and will still vote for you no matter what' real loud'.

Like, these loving morons just baffle me. Strip it away to the most base layer and how can you even pretend to support a negotiation that's rooted in 'do what I want' 'what happens if I don't' 'absolutely nothing I'll still vote for you and tell everyone I know to as well'?

Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003


sexpig by night posted:

imagine looking at a guy with half a century of past work to draw on and going 'yea I, a rando with no connection to him and zero leverage over him, will push him left by saying 'sir please don't kill me but if you do that's okay I know it takes a while and will still vote for you no matter what' real loud'.

Like, these loving morons just baffle me. Strip it away to the most base layer and how can you even pretend to support a negotiation that's rooted in 'do what I want' 'what happens if I don't' 'absolutely nothing I'll still vote for you and tell everyone I know to as well'?

Some idiots literally paid Obama so they could sing him a song explaining this exact logic and why he shouldn't listen to them and these twitter guys think they have a fresh idea here that no one has seen before because everyone else is just so stupid lmao

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!


The same loving energy as the primary rhetoric they force fed us right there.

"Give up all of your leverage and surely it will be rewarded by giving you the things that they didn't want to give you in the first place! :downs:"

Vote!

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

spacetoaster posted:

How dare that person call Biden, and the Democrats fascists!

I know it's just baby brain 'trump bad, ISIS bad, trump ISIS' poo poo but I do truly love the idea of trump trying to sell america on an alliance with his new friends ISIS.

"Folks, they are Allah's sword. They carve out the cancer of weakness that infests the once holy land. Many people don't want to say this but I will, the caliphate is rising and folks...it's gonna be beautiful'"

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


sexpig by night posted:

I know it's just baby brain 'trump bad, ISIS bad, trump ISIS' poo poo but I do truly love the idea of trump trying to sell america on an alliance with his new friends ISIS.

"Folks, they are Allah's sword. They carve out the cancer of weakness that infests the once holy land. Many people don't want to say this but I will, the caliphate is rising and folks...it's gonna be beautiful'"

To be fair there's nothing which isn't made instantly funny by Trump really trying to sell it

The more heinous, the better

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Mr. Lobe posted:

To be fair there's nothing which isn't made instantly funny by Trump really trying to sell it

The more heinous, the better

I forgot what podcast it was but one of the hosts just kinda randomly went on a 'I have a perfect vision of Trump praising Baal in a rally and am sad it won't happen' riff and yea pretty much, just anything terrible being said in trump style owns.

"We love Baal, don't we folks????"

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

sexpig by night posted:

I know it's just baby brain 'trump bad, ISIS bad, trump ISIS' poo poo but I do truly love the idea of trump trying to sell america on an alliance with his new friends ISIS.

"Folks, they are Allah's sword. They carve out the cancer of weakness that infests the once holy land. Many people don't want to say this but I will, the caliphate is rising and folks...it's gonna be beautiful'"

https://twitter.com/medicineburn1/status/1318971044925898753

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



i already tried voting for a compromise candidate in 2008 and then “push him left”. he not only didn’t get pushed left, he went unimpeded to the right for 8 years

can’t wait until I am called a racist misogynist for not voting for kamala in 2028 and a homophobe for not voting for democratic nominee pete buttigieg in 2032 as they propose affordable access to sub-100 degree weather as their signature policy planks

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

Voting is extremely toxic behavior and a red flag for pedophilic urges

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

Ask yourself before you vote: Would a sigma male do this?

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。

Mind_Taker posted:

i already tried voting for a compromise candidate in 2008 and then “push him left”. he not only didn’t get pushed left, he went unimpeded to the right for 8 years

can’t wait until I am called a racist misogynist for not voting for kamala in 2028 and a homophobe for not voting for democratic nominee pete buttigieg in 2032 as they propose affordable access to sub-100 degree weather as their signature policy planks

caring and keeping track of politics is a bourgeois pastime. that line about don’t wrestle with a pig comes to mind.

about the only thing you can do is tell these freaks to suck your dick when they knock on your door. they only thing they have to offer is waving the possibility of them changing their mind about you; however, they already think that you’re subhuman scum for... lemme check my notes real quick... not being a joe manchin fan or thinking that the way trump spoke was hilarious. yeah, lemme go burn a million calories trying to impress these assholes.

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

galenanorth
May 19, 2016

He's had an implicit point that there's more to foreign policy than correcting everything terrible the U.S. has done and is still doing, which is like 99% of it, but it does seem kind of pointless for anyone outside these countries who isn't a diplomat to keep up with these events seeing as how he appears to be getting nothing done except being told to gently caress off

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

Mind_Taker posted:

i already tried voting for a compromise candidate in 2008 and then “push him left”. he not only didn’t get pushed left, he went unimpeded to the right for 8 years

can’t wait until I am called a racist misogynist for not voting for kamala in 2028 and a homophobe for not voting for democratic nominee pete buttigieg in 2032 as they propose affordable access to sub-100 degree weather as their signature policy planks

Yeah, I'm not looking forward to the Khive hitsquads trying to doxx me when I point out that Kopmala has done bad things.

Fortunately, nobody actually cares what I think outside of Something Awful, and even that's a highly dubious claim at best, so I should have a head start at least.

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

spacemang_spliff posted:

president biden did a campaign speech for a republican running against a democrat in 2018

Has he voted against bidens poo poo

Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003


Uncle Wemus posted:

Has he voted against bidens poo poo

He voted against Trump impeachment which is hilarious

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Eggplant Squire posted:

He voted against Trump impeachment which is hilarious

He's doing what his voters want unlike Biden.

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Uncle Wemus posted:

Has he voted against bidens poo poo

he's a bog standard republican so yes

F Stop Fitzgerald
Dec 12, 2010

sexpig by night posted:

the china thread in GBS is one of the most openly racist threads in SA, but the china thread in D&D is one of the most openly stupid.

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007
ah yes, can't use a rapture-believing dumbass as a source anymore, so let's use vaush instead lmfao

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007

Stevie Lee posted:

ah yes, can't use a rapture-believing dumbass as a source anymore, so let's use vaush instead lmfao

you killed him!!

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

spacetoaster posted:

Dave Portnoy

Gay pornoy

https://youtu.be/NlhFEbzIrw8

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Yinlock posted:

I will never clap.

:mrwhite:

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

Catpetter1981 posted:

I kinda think it's brilliant as is.

Dems lay a perfect trap.

Republicans fall for it.

Republicans don't even figure it out until it's spelled out to them.

Knowing doesn't make their position any less weak.

they flinch, revealing their weakness

just wanted this one on the new page, top content from usnews

F Stop Fitzgerald
Dec 12, 2010

Stevie Lee posted:

ah yes, can't use a rapture-believing dumbass as a source anymore, so let's use vaush instead lmfao

i will never suffer myself through an entire vaush "research stream" but the BBC and AJ links provided lead back to reports by Zenz, sometimes just laundered through other groups like ASPI. seems like these jokers need some media analysis and literacy!!

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RadiRoot
Feb 3, 2007

Catpetter1981 posted:

I kinda think it's brilliant as is.

Dems lay a perfect trap.

Republicans fall for it.

Republicans don't even figure it out until it's spelled out to them.

Knowing doesn't make their position any less weak.

they flinch, revealing their weakness

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