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Circumcised Elon
Jun 20, 2021

by Shine
https://twitter.com/_restaurant_bot/status/1409426869313748993



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stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Are those fuckin' BEANS!?

other people
Jun 27, 2004
Associate Christ
no those are pepperoni

other people
Jun 27, 2004
Associate Christ
telepizza is all over spain. I've never had it but it gives me a strong little caesars vibe

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
You can get pizza over the phone in Spain? What a time to be alive.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i can telepizza when i seeapizza and that my friend is no pizza

other people
Jun 27, 2004
Associate Christ

Philippe posted:

You can get pizza over the phone in Spain? What a time to be alive.

just because you can do something it doesn't mean you should

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
You can telepizza that I've lost my appetite

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Your telepizza is now ready for transport, please have your official pregreased telepizza receiver in position

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow







quote:

With recreational marijuana recently made legal in California, six-unit Los Angeles chain will offer a “secret” Weed Pizza item. The Weed Pizza is shaped like a pot leaf and topped with basil. “No, the pizza won't get you stoned, but given weed's new legal status in California, we hope you are when you order it (if you're of age, of course),” a spokesperson noted in the press release.







:420: :2bong::350:

If the weed pizzas are sufficient I'll take a Mestre Tag

Cowman fucked around with this message at 18:57 on Jun 29, 2021

SkyeAuroline
Nov 12, 2020


please sir, may I have a crumb of topping

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

SkyeAuroline posted:


please sir, may I have a crumb of topping

Here, you can have some of mine.


Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Mod, report thyself

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
Have some Algerian pizza as a treat




BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Why does the world eat so much cum

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
they are really innovating over there


Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


:gonk: Don't do that with mayo!

Actually don't do anything with mayo!

j.peeba
Oct 25, 2010

Almost Human
Nap Ghost

Pietza Mondrian

Spaghett
May 2, 2007

Spooked ya...

baked mayonaise
pickled chicken wings
hickory smoked lemonade
blanched ham
hot salad
cold pineapple and asparagus brine
cheerwine reduction glaze
candied herring
OJ and cereal
crab jelly
buttered corn gum
tobacco infused milk
truffle infused strawberries

That's what I think Brazilian pizza tastes like.

fyad elite 04
Jun 27, 2021

by Fluffdaddy

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

what horrors await in the mad ovens of the antimestre?

yugioh mishima
Oct 22, 2020



it has been unleashed

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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yugioh mishima posted:



it has been unleashed

Hide your kids, hide your wife

Hasturtium
May 19, 2020

And that year, for his birthday, he got six pink ping pong balls in a little pink backpack.

yugioh mishima posted:



it has been unleashed

The cake is what's throwing me there, but otherwise I would 100% try this.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

yugioh mishima posted:



it has been unleashed

Someone just kept clicking their phone's autofill suggestions after each ingredient.

SkyeAuroline
Nov 12, 2020

Hasturtium posted:

The cake is what's throwing me there, but otherwise I would 100% try this.

It's "blood cake", not cake on its own.

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

yugioh mishima posted:



it has been unleashed

i would try a waterfall pork pizza at least once

Hasturtium
May 19, 2020

And that year, for his birthday, he got six pink ping pong balls in a little pink backpack.

SkyeAuroline posted:

It's "blood cake", not cake on its own.

Yeah, I ended up looking that up. Boy, does that make more sense now. And I'd still be onboard.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 10 hours!

I coughed this up when I had pneumonia

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



https://twitter.com/LebUpdate/status/1410242682996379648
Get some cheese out there, stat!

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

That truck cab looks like the driver is probably one with the paste now

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 10 hours!

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
every time i click on this thread and theres a batepepo pizza i get the same feeling as when i get rickrolled

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


Aardvark! posted:

every time i click on this thread and theres a batepepo pizza i get the same feeling as when i get rickrolled


Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 10 hours!

I knew Disney would ruin Alien once they got the film rights

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007



We have to stop this madman

_____!
May 2, 2004


I asked for my child to be cooked well done what the gently caress is this poo poo?! Mestres the bestre.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Best Oetker is obviously the Pepsalame. Such a shame that hardly any stores here carry them.

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AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

Imagine if Batepapo and the Mestre collabed on a pizza

What earthly delights would we see

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