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Q is going to come down to earth on a bird u morans
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Jun 29, 2021 16:01
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BeefThief posted:If these are von Neumann probes there should be no problem destroying them and trying to reverse-engineer any available tech, right? Well they could be so advanced that their intelligence is akin to ours and then it becomes an ethical question
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Jun 29, 2021 16:01
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DOCTOR ZIMBARDO posted:Dinosaurs were on this planet for over a hundred and fifty million years, billions and billions of animals running around all over every corner of the earth over the course of millions of years. But all we have to show for it is maybe eleven or twelve thousand fossilized skeletons and some footprints. The crust of the earth gets refreshed and replaced over geological time scales. A global thermonuclear war in the Triassic, for example, would leave no radiological trace whatsoever today. I think you seriously overestimate the likelihood of things (artifacts or individuals) being preserved, or indirect traces (radiological, carbon, mineralogical, etc.) being distinguishable from the background. Do you really think organic hydrocarbons like plastic aren’t going to break down on a timescale of hundreds of thousands, or millions of years? It’s totally absurd (especially in the UFO thread of all places) to dismiss a Silurian possibility out of hand. It’s much more probable that we missed something on Earth, where we know life exists and existed, than out in the stars somewhere. So are you saying lizards built the pyramids????
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Jun 29, 2021 16:02
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euphronius posted:You cant actually go faster than the speed of light. Even if we did it would only be useful to going to the future relative to someone not going as fast as you. The past doesn't exist. it's gone. You can't go back to it. it’s a lot more complex than that at light speed time stops moving. if you could go ftl and invented a banging rear end telescope you could go far enough away to see the earth in the past and watch aliens doing dog fights before we destroyed their dimension with a nuclear bomb
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Jun 29, 2021 16:03
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Rah! posted:so ur saying its birds u think the peregrine falcon goes that fast just by diving? lol multiple species have evolved afterburners and scientists are just too afraid to tell us the truth
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Jun 29, 2021 16:03
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There's probably some big pyramids and stuff we've missed/were erased by time
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Jun 29, 2021 16:03
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Inspector Hound posted:There's probably some big pyramids and stuff we've missed/were erased by time ya and some of the pyramids were probably spaceships that flew away
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Jun 29, 2021 16:05
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can someone get in here and give me the radiocarbon dating technique used to measure a civilization that built 50+ arcologies and all launched off to space
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Jun 29, 2021 16:06
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when are these aliens going to show themselves? i'm loving bored of uaps. i can look at the sky and see regular planes and fighter jets that i can't build myself either, but i don't give a gently caress. and these aliens better have better anal probing techniques than have been reported because i'd take kirk johnson in the galactic probe competition any day of the week
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Jun 29, 2021 16:13
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what a difference a few years makes https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2014/08/end-of-ufos.html
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Jun 29, 2021 16:19
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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:what a difference a few years makes they're called UAP now - the pedophiles at nymag just decided to retire the word
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Jun 29, 2021 16:21
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Butternubs posted:So are you saying lizards built the pyramids???? the k-t extinction event was caused by negligent tyrannosauroid asteroid miners. Jim Henson’s Dinosaurs! is a dramatization of historical events.
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Jun 29, 2021 16:21
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*as i am being buried by a brontosaurus making GBS threads on me* any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic
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Jun 29, 2021 16:23
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Jun 29, 2021 16:26
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Birds
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Jun 29, 2021 16:28
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the troodon humanoid rules, love that lil guy
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Jun 29, 2021 16:33
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clever girl
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Jun 29, 2021 16:34
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if you reject the Silurian hypothesis it’s because you’re insecure of how fleeting and minuscule our own civilization will be on our own planet. there won’t be a trace of us for the dolphin-octopode hybrid archaeologists to detect except a single fossilized Garfield phone that landed in a patch of sediment and gets exposed on a craggy hillside in ten million years and the locals grind it up to use in witchcraft
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Jun 29, 2021 16:38
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Inspector Hound posted:There's probably some big pyramids and stuff we've missed/were erased by time even here in the US, the Mississippi valley is covered in earthen mounds that were topped with homes and temples and stuff, that were eventually abandoned, and just a few hundred years later many of them ended up looking like small hills rather than man-made structures. If you dig into one you find signs of past human settlement, but just looking, you might not know. Now what would it look like after several hundred thousand or a couple million years? Of course the people who built the mounds didn't have plastic and advanced hyperpiss alloys, which might stick around longer, not to mention theres no left over record of the pollution from industrial processes needed to build advanced stuff in an ancient society...but what if it was technically possible to create warp bubbles with nothing more than the vigorous charging of crystals, and the correct technique. There is that one report of a man flying inside a bubble, with his hands between his legs, as if grasping a "joystick". We must be open to all possibilities
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Jun 29, 2021 16:38
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Rah! posted:even here in the US, the Mississippi valley is covered in earthen mounds that were topped with homes and temples and stuff, that were eventually abandoned, and just a few hundred years later many of them ended up looking like small hills rather than man-made structures. If you dig into one you find signs of past human settlement, but just looking, you might not know. Now what would it look like after several hundred thousand or a couple million years? Of course the people who built the mounds didn't have plastic and advanced hyperpiss alloys, which might stick around longer, not to mention theres no left over record of the pollution from industrial processes needed to build advanced stuff in an ancient society...but what if it was technically possible to create warp bubbles with nothing more than the vigorous charging of crystals, and the correct technique. There is that one report of a man flying inside a bubble, with his hands between his legs, as if grasping a "joystick". We must be open to all possibilities
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Jun 29, 2021 16:41
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Vomik posted:it’s a lot more complex than that at light speed time stops moving. if you could go ftl and invented a banging rear end telescope you could go far enough away to see the earth in the past and watch aliens doing dog fights before we destroyed their dimension with a nuclear bomb I don’t think a telescope the size of a galaxy could resolve that level of detail unless it were like in the solar system
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Jun 29, 2021 16:41
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euphronius posted:I don’t think a telescope the size of a galaxy could resolve that level of detail unless it were like in the solar system we can work out the telescope details once we complete the ftl machine
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Jun 29, 2021 16:43
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aliens if you're reading this I'll take one Wonder Woman plane please. I'm really good at flight simulator 2020 (only crash sometimes) so I'll take good care of it
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Jun 29, 2021 16:44
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that happened to me once
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Jun 29, 2021 16:45
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endocriminologist posted:that happened to me once thats a bird of prey suffering from anaphylactic shock
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Jun 29, 2021 16:46
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Vomik posted:thats a bird of prey suffering from anaphylactic shock haha yeah :/
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Jun 29, 2021 16:48
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birds already evolved a better !!! two legged walking / running body. the humonid upright stance is garbage . we’d be better off as birds. I hope the aliens are birds
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Jun 29, 2021 16:48
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drake no: aliens drake yes: hyper-advanced prehistoric civilisation of matriarchal shamans subjugating men by astrological magic and albuquerque drives
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Jun 29, 2021 16:48
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Atlantis is real and it was in Bolivia. google it.
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Jun 29, 2021 16:55
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euphronius posted:birds already evolved a better !!! two legged walking / running body. the humonid upright stance is garbage . we’d be better off as birds. I hope the aliens are birds could you imagine seeing creatures flying of their own volition and then deciding advanced species have to walk, lol. if these fuckers dont have wings i'm going to be pissed
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Jun 29, 2021 16:58
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DOCTOR ZIMBARDO posted:Atlantis is real and it was in Bolivia. google it.  fake news
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Jun 29, 2021 17:01
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Communist Thoughts posted:drake no: aliens
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Jun 29, 2021 17:02
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Vomik posted:
john atlantis, great guy
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Jun 29, 2021 17:03
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the ship doors open and a super advanced race of pauly shore clones who only refer to ehmselves as encino man emerge
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Jun 29, 2021 17:05
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Jun 29, 2021 17:06
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i met falco from star fox [not lying this time]
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Jun 29, 2021 17:09
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if life, intelligence, and technology arose on earth before the Boring Billion and wiped itself out to microbes or worse we wouldn’t have any real way to know about it today. although there’s some evidence of macroscopic life rolling around as long as 2 billion years ago https://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0099438
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Jun 29, 2021 17:27
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drat, what are the chances they evolved into developing the same zipper tech we did
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Jun 29, 2021 17:32
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Hooplah posted:drat, what are the chances they evolved into developing the same zipper tech we did zippers are a universal construct
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Jun 29, 2021 17:33
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Hooplah posted:drat, what are the chances they evolved into developing the same zipper tech we did they got that from egyptians or perhaps sumerians, who also loved zippers
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Jun 29, 2021 17:37
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