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OP can’t see the forest for the tree, he’s not thinking like a lawyer.
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# ? Jun 29, 2021 15:52 |
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Phil Moscowitz posted:I can imagine trees blocking a view of mountains in the distance but I would still want the trees. To pee on. Please genuinely tell me more about the original puns in the names in Asterix, that's much more fun than the tree fight.
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# ? Jun 29, 2021 16:06 |
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daslog posted:I'm primary concerned with going in with the neighbors. We will probably make a few thousand dollars in profit from the loggers (who would take care of the permitting) and while I don't care if I make a dime in profit I can see where that might get ugly. what you want is deemed by us in the esteemed profession of law as a "contract", it is an ancient, mythical device of binding
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# ? Jun 29, 2021 16:13 |
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Organza Quiz posted:Please genuinely tell me more about the original puns in the names in Asterix, that's much more fun than the tree fight. Yeah, what about the Caesar guy? Is he like a play on Caesar salad?
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# ? Jun 29, 2021 16:17 |
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In French, the Roman encampments around the Gaul village are named Aquarium, Babaorum (rhum cake), Laudanum and Petibonum (petit bonhomme, little man). Also the musician is named Assurancetourix, all-risk insurance.
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# ? Jun 29, 2021 16:23 |
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The old man (Geriatrix) is Agecanonix (“âge canonique,” an expression meaning venerable age but sometimes used ironically for young people, referring to the catholic “canonical” ages for sacraments, etc The smith (Fulliautomatix) is Cétautomatix, (c’est automatique, “it’s automatic” or “it happens automatically”) The fishmonger (Unhygienix) is Ordralfabétix (ordre alphabétique, alphabetic order) Some romans I remember are Marcus Sacapus (sac à puces, fleabag); Nenpeuplus (n’en peut plus, can’t take it anymore). There’s some Vikings named Neuillisursen (Neuilly-sur-Seine) and Kerøsen (Kerosene). Some Normans are named Olaf Grossebaf (grosse baffe, big punch) and Sténograf (stenographer). There’s Egyptians named Courdeténis (court de tennis, tennis court), Tournevis (tourne-vis, screwdriver) and Ginfis (gin fizz). Some goths named Périféric (Périphérique, as in the road around Paris) and Téléferic (téléphérique, like a ski lift). And the Swiss banker is Zurix (Zurich). I’ll have to go back to my books to see more.
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# ? Jun 29, 2021 16:51 |
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Abraracourcix is definitely better, but so are Unhygienix and Cacofonix
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# ? Jun 29, 2021 17:35 |
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Getafix also is pretty good. Overall the names are pretty well translated.
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# ? Jun 29, 2021 17:38 |
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EwokEntourage posted:what you want is deemed by us in the esteemed profession of law as a "contract", it is an ancient, mythical device of binding Truly, our word sorcery knows no bounds.
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# ? Jun 29, 2021 19:28 |
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what the poo poo
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# ? Jun 29, 2021 19:29 |
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I cast: enforceable mutual promise to perform
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# ? Jun 29, 2021 20:08 |
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I'm the rear end in a top hat who wouldn't flinch about cutting down several acres of trees because I want to see some rocks. Can a lawyer in this thread please tell me how to sue the world to force it to rotate around me please? Is that a state issue or a federal issue?
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# ? Jun 29, 2021 20:26 |
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That's Space Maritime Law.
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# ? Jun 29, 2021 20:36 |
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Motronic posted:That's Space Maritime Law. Speaking of, I want to settle an argument. If I got a laser so powerful that I could project an image of a giant dong onto the moon, can anyone take legal action?
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# ? Jun 29, 2021 20:56 |
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Zero VGS posted:Speaking of, I want to settle an argument. If I got a laser so powerful that I could project an image of a giant dong onto the moon, can anyone take legal action? No, in this scenario you own the moon by right of conquest.
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# ? Jun 29, 2021 21:03 |
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Your HOA would be able to shut your laser down no problem
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# ? Jun 29, 2021 21:04 |
euphronius posted:Your HOA would be able to shut your laser down no problem What if it were somehow a HAM radio tower
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# ? Jun 29, 2021 21:05 |
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Bad Munki posted:What if it were somehow a HAM radio tower They would still say it’s not kosher.
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# ? Jun 29, 2021 21:06 |
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Canine Blues Arooo posted:I'm the rear end in a top hat who wouldn't flinch about cutting down several acres of trees because I want to see some rocks. It should be noted that after I cut all these trees that are blocking my mountain view it's my intention to build some trails for my Internal Combustion off road vehicles that do not have catalytic converters and usually leak oil.
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# ? Jun 29, 2021 21:08 |
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daslog posted:It should be noted that after I cut all these trees that are blocking my mountain view it's my intention to build some trails for my Internal Combustion off road vehicles that do not have catalytic converters and usually leak oil. As long as this benefits exactly you some how, I'm sure you can rationalize that. After all, that's the American Way™!
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# ? Jun 29, 2021 21:16 |
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supposing a person's property has no carve-out for someone else to have mineral rights etc, so they "own" (within the limits of real estate law) the ground under their house as well; does the law envisage that the boundaries extend downward at exactly 90 degrees to the surface of the Earth, or, does it understand that in theory you'd own a wedge or inverted-pyramid shape extending to a point at the center of the Earth where all lines converge?
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# ? Jun 29, 2021 21:17 |
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Nice piece of fish posted:Don't listen to this idiot, OP murdered the entwives! Hmm, would Ent murder be the fullest evolution of the mighty Tree Law? God only knows the price on chopping down a tree that gained sentience in the dawning of the First Age of Arda; probably the real reason Saruman lost Isengard and wound up fleeing in abject poverty. Zero VGS posted:Speaking of, I want to settle an argument. If I got a laser so powerful that I could project an image of a giant dong onto the moon, can anyone take legal action? Pretty sure at that level of laser power law enforcement generally involves manly heroes in costumes breaking in to stop your mad schemes.
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# ? Jun 29, 2021 21:18 |
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Leperflesh posted:supposing a person's property has no carve-out for someone else to have mineral rights etc, so they "own" (within the limits of real estate law) the ground under their house as well; does the law envisage that the boundaries extend downward at exactly 90 degrees to the surface of the Earth, or, does it understand that in theory you'd own a wedge or inverted-pyramid shape extending to a point at the center of the Earth where all lines converge? Here’s a law review article for you - https://scholarlycommons.pacific.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=1141&context=facultyarticles - which suggests that it’s probably to be interpreted as a wedge, according to Pufendorf as interpreted by Blackstone.
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# ? Jun 29, 2021 21:24 |
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Kalman posted:Here’s a law review article for you - https://scholarlycommons.pacific.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=1141&context=facultyarticles - which suggests that it’s probably to be interpreted as a wedge, according to Pufendorf as interpreted by Blackstone. Footnote 5 references one of my college geology textbooks (Lutgens & Tarbuck 6th ed. is still on my shelf), so I am happy to conclude this is a well-researched article just from that one data point.
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# ? Jun 29, 2021 21:40 |
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Wait, you’re saying I own a portion of the Earth’s core?
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# ? Jun 29, 2021 21:47 |
FrozenVent posted:Wait, you’re saying I own a portion of the Earth’s core? technically, but you've gotta go and scoop some yourself if you actually want to use it
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# ? Jun 29, 2021 21:53 |
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FrozenVent posted:Wait, you’re saying I own a portion of the Earth’s core? Some dude in 1766 argued, with no prior legal foundation to support it, that you do; and this became more or less entrenched as legal opinion because he was a respected law knower man. quote:... The review notes that the ad coelum part was taken away when airplanes were invented. Leperflesh fucked around with this message at 21:59 on Jun 29, 2021 |
# ? Jun 29, 2021 21:54 |
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rocks are prettier than trees case dismissed
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# ? Jun 29, 2021 21:55 |
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In the 6-3 decision of Saruman the White v Fangorn Forest, Justice Alito delivers the conservative majority's ruling that... I guess if you sued a bunch of ents it'd have to be an in rem action right? Nonexistence fucked around with this message at 22:03 on Jun 29, 2021 |
# ? Jun 29, 2021 21:59 |
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If there was anything valuable that low they would remove it from “fee simple”
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# ? Jun 29, 2021 22:17 |
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euphronius posted:If there was anything valuable that low they would remove it from “fee simple” I'm sure part of the actual molten iron core would be valuable as its gonna have basically no radiation exposure. For example, see low exposure iron salvaged from WWII and prior shipwrecks.
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# ? Jun 29, 2021 22:23 |
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I think the issue is not value - but rather that the value is not greater than the cost of extraction.
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# ? Jun 29, 2021 22:24 |
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It would cost 1 googol dollars to get to it.
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# ? Jun 29, 2021 22:24 |
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Wouldn’t be the first thing I own that I never touch, see, for example, the dumbbell set.
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# ? Jun 29, 2021 22:27 |
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Leperflesh posted:The review notes that the ad coelum part was taken away when airplanes were invented. I vaguely remember reading that property rights still go up to infinity, but planes and satellites don't count as a trespass because they don't affect your use of the property. No idea if it's true.
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# ? Jun 29, 2021 22:29 |
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True fact you don’t own anything the sovereign can take it at any time.
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# ? Jun 29, 2021 22:30 |
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Kalman posted:Here’s a law review article for you - https://scholarlycommons.pacific.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=1141&context=facultyarticles - which suggests that it’s probably to be interpreted as a wedge, according to Pufendorf as interpreted by Blackstone. I found a physics error in this law review article, is it too old to demand a correction? Mr. Nice! posted:I'm sure part of the actual molten iron core would be valuable as its gonna have basically no radiation exposure. For example, see low exposure iron salvaged from WWII and prior shipwrecks. The core of the earth is like, super radioactive. A lot. Also you'll have to get through the mantle to get some of that sweet iron core, and given mantle composition is also like 8% iron, it feels kinda wasteful to ignore that stuff on your way down.
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# ? Jun 29, 2021 22:38 |
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why would anyone care about 8% iron when there's enormous geodes full of diamonds down there
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# ? Jun 29, 2021 22:42 |
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euphronius posted:True fact you don’t own anything the sovereign can take it at any time. I mean 'you' might still be forums user Queen Elizabeth Ii. Sup Bessie!
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# ? Jun 29, 2021 23:06 |
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Leperflesh posted:I found a physics error in this law review article, is it too old to demand a correction? Hahahahaha corrections of a law review article that’s an excellent joke.
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# ? Jun 29, 2021 23:36 |